Why are they so chuddy and z-pilled still in the year of our lord two thousand and twenty-five...

Americans took 95% of our territory

They should have taken 100%

We should have partioned you when we had the chance >:[

It's like telling georgians to stop caring about Abkhazia and South Ossetia because they're populated by people who hate georgians.

What did i do?

why are they so chuddy and z-pilled

What does z-pilled mean?
I don't like Putin but I think Russians are nice and intelligent people and the shit people say about them is largely not true in my personal experience, both in real life and from playing games online with them.

they should accept the become an italian protectorate like albania and macedonia did in order to join the EU

Why do you care so much about Kosovo

There's a great mythification of Kosovo battle of 1389 in Serbian history, it's basically a core component of Serbian culture, whether you consider this natural or imposed is up to you.
Realistically speaking there's now zero need to want a war for that province again because nobody would settle it and there's not enough of us there.
We won't recognise it solely because we think 1999 was unjust (PS, my input, not necessarily just because of bombing) and because Albanians can suck our dick, we don't give anything for free, even if it's just a recognition, especially to people like them.
We're tribalist people like other Balkaners so old heritage is still very important to us even though it's not as important to other countries.

Sasha, Serbia unironically wants to join the EU

At best 40%. Serbia will never join the EU anyways, they simply demand total subjugation to western diplomacy and Serbs don't want that. It's not like that organisation will exist for a long more.
We'll either cling close to Asia or some sort of another European cooperation that's not like EU.
Imo most people just want to be neutral.

The only people to slay your sultan on the battlefield Mehmetoglu.

Serbia would be my favorite country in the world if they weren't so chuddy, desu. I'm addicted to their culture at this point.

don’t they know they can just join the eu

Croats won't let them in, it's not even about their ziggering, just about "everything"

Serbia would be my favorite country in the world if they weren't so chuddy

It's not chuddy enough.

you should strive to rebuild Yugoslavia rather than pushing the "Serbian world"

Why do they have a crown on their flag when they aren't a monarchy. Restore it or remove the crown.

you should strive to rebuild Yugoslavia

I would rather die than to move even a finger for that.
I would only form Yugoslavia if Croats, Bosniaks and Slovenians defended me from a dangerous, numerous enemy while Serbs helped that said enemy to kill them, only right.

I would rather die than to move even a finger for that.

Dude, Yugoslavia was a paradise on earth, you just fucked it up. Young Serbs today will never live as good as their grandparents did.

Yugoslavia was a paradise on earth

What, for a few years it wasn't in some economical crisis?
Let's say it was better, but not in terms of money, in terms of law and planning. Now this state is just a circus.

Young Serbs today will never live as good as their grandparents did.

That's true for virtually all nations except Poland, Romania etc. Americans don't live as well as their grandpas either.

"Serbian world"

The propaganda reaches that far huh
I hate Albanians so much it's unreal

Every government you've had for the last 20 years have been jumping through the hoops to get in. Not a single one has backpeddled. Presumably serbs on here is some sort of chud minority since their government consistantly acts in polar opposite to their claims over several decades at this point. It's like the equivalent of if every swede on here suddenly started acting like we've always had strict immigration policies or something. It's like a psyop on a national level.

They can't know how bad this shit is because they don't live here, they see how Vucic poses and take it as granted.
Your post does not warrant a normal response because you write in such a manner that you sound like you wouldn't appreciate it.

Zamn. Didn't know they wanted to join so badly.

Ok
Allegedly they don't

don't they know they can just join the eu

not really how it works and part of the reason they don't love the EU is also that it's the primary reason their chud leader is still in power. They prefer a shitheel that they can control over a democratically elected representative with the best interests of his people at heart.

The EU is basically a dictatorship where instead of being poor you are both poor and forcefully ethnically replaced and the government tries to make your children fags so they dont defend themselves

Look at germany

part of the reason they don't love the EU is also that it's the primary reason their chud leader is still in power

Smart observation. There's already a million reasons why I hate the west but this is just another one of them. Some Serbs (especially students) don't understand this and try to beg EU for support, lmao.

i like serbians if instead of being serbians they were braindead westernized zogbots

If Serbs weren't like they are now we'd just be another generic eastern European country like Lithuania, Estonia, Latvia, Poland, Finland, Ukraine, Czechia and Slovakia where our whole identity would be reduced to hating Russians, quoting toilet statistics and supporting every move from Pentagon.
There's enough of zogbot eastern countries already, Serbia although irrelevant is at least retarded and unique, rest is reddit.

Geopolitics makes meat of us all.

Meanwhile in reality:

Seven people have been arrested in the investigation into possible election fraud in the municipal elections in the Flemish municipality of Ninove – where Guy D'haeseleer became the country's first-ever mayor from the far-right Vlaams Belang party.

The suspects are being questioned on suspicion of forgery, particularly involving fraudulent proxy votes, confirmed by the East Flanders public prosecutor’s office after first reports by public broadcaster VRT.

"This is part of the investigation into electoral fraud," said press officer Annelies Verstraete. "Seven people were taken for questioning as suspects of forgery. The Prosecutor's Office will later decide what to do with the people, but we cannot give more information yet."

What happened?

The investigation began on election day (13 October 2024), after a local magistrate raised concerns about irregular proxy voting supported by falsified medical certificates. Some certificates reportedly had changed patient names, while signatures, stamps and dates were repeatedly duplicated.

In Ninove, proxies accounted for one in 14 votes – a remarkably high proportion compared to the national average. Authorities have since seized all proxy documents used in the Ninove elections.

Forza Ninove, led by D'haeseleer, won 47.4% of the vote, partly through proxy votes. The party obtained an absolute majority in Ninove, and list leader D'haeseleer became Flanders' first Vlaams Belang mayor.

Americans don't live as well as their grandpas either.

and that's why Americans want the 1950s America back. Same way like Serbs should want Yugoslavia back.
It's a Croat propaganda actually, I can't even read Albanian media.

You're the ones who don't understand you morons. It's no wonder that fucking zoomers of all people are the most sane generation of people in this country

I'm a zoomer student.

There's a couple Russian posters mainly fem boys and transexuals who fled to Serbia during the genocidal war. I'm not making that up. Sasha is the best known

That's even worse. I can excuse old people for believing these braindead stories and not understanding the basics of politics

Then explain it.

The EU has been backing Vučić for years because they realized that this country is full of pro-Russian mouth breathers who would elect someone who's an actual Russian bootlicker who can cause instability in the region. They realized all he cares about ks money and that he won't make any actual problems for them so they're turning a blind eye to corruption and election fraud because the people have not been showing any willingness to choose the EU over Russia

The protesters are trying to get the EU's attention to make them realize that those things are not true and that they can fall back on a different political option in the country and that they should consider slowly dropping their backing of Vucic in favor of someone else. The EU's support is important because they can put pressure on the regime due to the fact that the vast majority of our trade is with EU member states. No one is hoping for them to "come in and muh save us". This is just how diplomacy works. You can't make any change without the backing of important international players. And Russia made it publicly clear many times that they consider the protesters to be a muh colored revolution while the EU was giving neutral answers because they were testing the waters

The EU has been backing Vučić for years because they realized that this country is full of pro-Russian mouth breathers

Stopped reading, go back2Reddit you disgusting student retard, bike to Strasbourg and beg them to look at you.
I'm not even a pro-Russian mouth breather myself but for everything bad you can say about Russians you can say a thousand times worse for the west.
You're a product of Euroatlantic integrations.
Ok, I actually read this:

due to the fact that the vast majority of our trade is with EU member states

Right. But remember, if you offer them a hand they'll take the arm. They will demand things of Serbs that if we accept we'll stop being Serbs. Remember the Rambouillet. They never change.

glasam za vucka i ne moze mi neko nista
ajde

I'm not even a pro-Russian mouth breather myself

Yes you are and it's such a shame how you don't realize you're falling for the dumbest propaganda possible and repeating the same talking points as a classic Putinist retard while you probably think you're smarter than all your classmates at university
Kys you chud faggot

Any updates on this? She said this in 2023

voting in the wrong town is a crime worthy of arrest

swinging the entire moldovan election through “diaspora vote” in favour of the EU is totally fine

I still believe Serbians would be better off in the EU. Doesn't change the fact of what the EU has done to support Vučić. You can't make sense of geopolitical decisions with identity politics.

You aren’t arguing with an actual Serbian, you’re arguing with a CIA NAFOnigger shill. This entire thread should be deleted but isn’t because jannies are in one it and looking to ban people who are tok smart to fall for this psyop shit

Of course I am smarter, and not only at university, at many places.
I'm working instead of wasting my time eating free food and sleeping on floors while ruining people's work by blockading everything, even ruining my year for NOTHING.
You achieved NOTHING to harm him. You've only embarrassed me by proximity.
I hate Vucic but I do not want this country to be some shit EU and NATO colony. I just know that if you get your way you won't even live here, you'll just move to the west lol.
I know the integrity of my "fellow classmates" and I know a few years back they took money to go to Vucic's protests.
It's not hard to be the smartest and most wise person in this country.

still believe Serbians would be better off in the EU

Serbia would be better off if they offered a normal solution to Kosovo instead of doing huge economical damage and consequently deindustrialising us through subterfuge after the war ended and isolating us in every way.
I don't accept anything the thiefs offer. We have to make peace with the fact that EU is surrounding us and they're important, but joining them? Never.

Absolutely not, people like him exist, especially young. Spineless faggots biking to Strasbourg just so maybe someone in the EU would NOTICE them and they think they've made "huge progress" while damage to Vucic remains only astral.

the problem is that you shouldn't have had it in the first place, was it really serbian populated when the ottomans collapsed?

Well you see your alternatives.

laws don't mean anything

A true MAGA patriot I can tell

Because NATO fucked them up and like Russia they're the former center of a collapsed ruined socialist power

uhh wdym you don't want israelis voting by proxy in boston? That's antisemitic