Why are the French so good at making games?

France is good at everything. That's why the safe-edgy meme of hating France exists: everyone actually loves France, so pretending to hate them is comedic.

I suck at seducing the ladies

last good french game I played was Rayman Legends and then ubishit killed the series

safe-edgy meme of hating France

that's just bongs and their fetish

Zooms will never know how cool Ubi used to be

jrpg + parry slop

very big ego leads them to dismiss everyone else as retards and take risk doing their own thing

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it's garbage lol

pretty boring gameplay eventhough the story looks good from the first 2 hours i played. i just quit because the gameplay wasnt engaging

This, you could never make me play JRpissG in any shape or form ever

jrpg turn based slop

The only reason you autists like this game is because you have a harem of tight women.

This. I tried playing it and I thought I'd bought the wrong game or something. Everyone was raving about this shit?

The only reason you autists like this game is because you have a harem of tight women.

yes and?

just goon to regular porn then

no i need sexiness to permeate all aspect of life

The thing I respect about France the most is the fact that they have the opposite of the typical puritan american mentality in regards to sex and sexuality. Horniness is just normal to them but to what I consider a healthy normal degree
You would never see stuff like this from most european or american media without having idiots losing their marbles
Also Expedition 33 is guaranteed GOTY

Literally what I'm talking about lmao

nvm Spirou is belgian but I'd say the walloons are like that too

France has always been the MPC of the world.

The French and Europeans in general are more educated in literature and actually have some shame and standards regarding storytelling.
Anyone who is at least half smart and half read and has grown up reading the likes of Celine, Camus or Houellebecq would feel mortified if he produced or was involved in some low-brow, woke narrative fucking political trash that reeked of UNESCO propaganda aimed at brainwashing retarded children.

Rayman origin and legends are literally the perfect platformers

france makes tom clancy games

mfer forgot ubisoft exists

Most modern """french""" trash is literally Canadian. The last "Assassins Creed: Shadows" flop was literally developed by an entire team of Canadian retarded homosexuals, everyone involved was Canadian and the studio was based in Quebec.
Nuke everything outside of continental Europe, really. You Anglos are also massive woke sloppers too with your incel tv shows and your insistence on ruining every good historical franchise you ever had with overly tokenized slop like you did with Dr. Who.

made a game in 2025 without support for ps4 controller award

fucking retards

Just when you thought they couldn't be more based.

what do you mean? the game isn't out on ps4

what's steam

waaaa where are my POC and REAL WOMEN representation?!! everyone should be a quadroon and fat

American opinion.

François Robert Velter (French: [vɛltɛʁ];[1] 9 February 1909 – 27 April 1991), known by his pen-name Rob-Vel ([ʁɔbvɛl]), was a French cartoonist. He is best known for creating the character Spirou in 1938.

oh you mean native support for ds4 on pc? if it has controller support on pc your ds4 should work through steam. does it have native support for dualsense, with the ps prompts and everything?

The controller works but doesn't show PlayStation button prompts. I managed to fix it pretty easily, but it's annoying that this isn't native.

The French and Italians were the undisputed kings of erotic cinema.
Erotism, a word disappeared from our vocabulary, replaced by disgusting, cheap "straight-on-action" pornography with shit overcast lighting, hardcore, blacked, jewish protestant insanity and immense hatred of humanity. You literal fucking jewish niggers destroyed the soul of humanity.

Origine Belgique France

Spirou est un personnage de fiction imaginé par l'éditeur belge Jean Dupuis (BELGE), créé graphiquement par Rob-Vel (FRANCAIS) — avec la collaboration du peintre Luc Lafnet (BELGE) — et, pour les textes, par Blanche Dumoulin (BELGE) dans le magazine de bande dessinée le Journal de Spirou (BELGE) en avril 1938.

André Franquin (BELGE) reprend la série vedette Spirou

Étymologiquement, en wallon, un spirou est un écureuil (ce qui justifie aussi le fait que le personnage ait un écureuil comme animal de compagnie)

Spirou est un périodique de bande dessinée belge francophone hebdomadaire

Dupuis est un éditeur de bande dessinée belge.

Le Petit Spirou est une série de bandes dessinées belge, créée par Tome (BELGE) et Janry (BELGE).

bon..

Hey man. Can you like fucking relax?

yea i get what you mean but it should be pretty easy to fix if it has support for dualsense, and it's not like the prompts really matter, as long as the controller works

graphiquement par Rob-Vel (FRANCAIS)

Je vois qu'on est d'accord

..avec la collaboration d'un belge, écrit par une belge, pour une magazine belge d'un éditeur belge à la demande de son patron belge qui a lui même imaginé le personnage

la version la plus connue est celle d'un dessinateur et scénariste belge

de tout façon l'espagnol parlait du petit spirou, une série différente, créée, dessinée et scénarisée par des belges, bien plus lubrique que la série d'origine, ce qui est précisément ce dont l'espagnol parlait

je peux pas faire plus clair

I don't. I've conquered more than 40 French White pussies.

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we don't hate any country m8 that's a third world thing

the hating france meme is literally an anglo psyop

You're got it backwards, France has promoted Anglophobia for centuries and have much more negative feelings about us than we do towards them

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