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first for destiny
only if both are goshcel
I look like this, smell like this, and act like this.
bored as fuck
If you post below this line you consider Muhammad as a false pedo prophet and know Jews are the Synagogue of Satan
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getting stunlocked on the dating apps because there are too many pretty women with very good jobs but they're not white.
based and /cum/-pilled
i miss my ex, man
Lol
what would huckleberry finn do
hilo anime
Call you a nigger.
everyone ignore the redditleaf guy spamming about a "goshcel" whatever that is
So we're all just gonna pretend it was always "Berenstain" Bears and act like we don't it was actually Bernstein Bears?
but im white
it was always "Berenstain"
It was tho, that's why they were wholesome and generous not greedy >steins
Shut up, nigger.
I thought it was Bearberg
It was tho
fuck off schizojeet
India
Went to take out the trash and realized it's only Wednesday
I wonder if schizojeet ever ventures out of /cum/ into other threads. I can just imagine him randomly accusing Anons of being a goshy or something when they're literally just a stranger he's never interacted with before.
I genuinely think he's an actual schizophrenic whose mind finally broke with all the recent anti-Indian sentiment that's been going on within Anon Babble and IRL. Poor guy needs serious help.
I'm VROOOOOMING!
Love how he just walks off like an NPC from Elder Scrolls or something. At least it wasn't a lizard
Starting to understand the American tradition of just randomly sitting in your car. Nice change of scenery once in a while
how could that possibly result in anything other than a sliced up dick?
Every Both Sides Guy will pass 10 gay pride flags, five BLM flags and one Holocaust museum to vandalize a Palestinian mural and put it on the internet in hopes a Jew will see it and throw him a few shekels. Unlike the aforementioned impositions, which get you thrown in jail if you touch them, the children of Gaza dying in a Jewish engineered famine have no power behind them, allowing reactionary cowards and opportunists to take elite approved cheap shots.
im an idiot
The first step towards overcoming a problem is recognizing it
Business idea: DOGE for businesses
my socks dont fit anymore
You're genuine newfag
Can you guess which two generals goshy posted this in?
have the strong urge to eat my last bag of jerky someone talk me out of it
Do it, it's all over anyway.
this happened to me but with shoes earlier this year. i buy many shoes and rotate so they last about 4-5 year. All wear out. Try buy new. Feet don't fit in standard width now. Then find out feet don't feet in "wide" shoes now. Find out I am in club 4E and that limits me to 0.1% of the shoes available on the market.
pic related my feet
do it piggy boy, get nice and fat
Generalizing all Americans is retarded. This country has everything, good and bad.
Look at different styles of shoes too, try leather boots as they naturally have a very wide toebox.
Most americans look like this
Being an adult is gay. I wanna play the new Doom but I only have time in the evenings and by then I’m too tired. I wish so badly I was a trust fund douche who never had to work so I could just enjoy life.
time for some good ol fashioned stimfapping
Most of the people I see in my day to day life look like they could be on a nazi propaganda model
posting selfies is against Anon Babble etiquette
GET IN HERE B ROWN BROS
no thanks goshy
According to the United states government i am white because under US law italians are considered white
should i visit india to experience their culture?
@210873932
again with the spamming the exact same webms in /brit/
Never a frown with golden brown?
Well, then you haven't seen my underwear
Go running with the bulls
That's what I did before. When young I knew I had a bit wider than average feet but it was cool as long as I stuck to brands and styles that were generally wide in the forefoot without technically being a wide sizing. Now anything less than a width measurement of 110mm at the widest part at the base of the toes is pure pain. I didn't notice this was happened as all my shoes were either suede or athletic mesh, both of which stretch along with my feet over time.
bot or man?
goshgpt?
it's goshpedo
I wanna play the new Doom
KEK
You sure you don't have bunions or something? Our feet naturally widen with age but it seems weird to have this much of a shift that's causing pain.
Facts don't care about your feelings
But I do
is this survivable realistically?
youtube (((mix)))
its just videos I've already watched and completely unrelated videos
bravo, google
Ben Shapiro's love letter to his wife
TIL schizojeet is literally lurking the thread nonstop waiting for someone to reference indians so he can sperg out
You can have a coffee and a cigarette without being a limp-wristed european faggot. Im doing it rn
Is it my fault you spam the same webms in multiple generals?
Theo Von is a naturally funny and charismatic guy. Part of his appeal is that he is earnest and can connect with every day men. He doesn't need Jews to build an artificial platform for him like The Quartering and the other snoozefest Sargon clones apologizing on his behalf.
that guy sucks
webbums?
Theo Von was funny, now he's just a weird novelty act. I think his appeal has waned over time.
All the alt-right jewtubers are cringe af though, they all belong to that weird Shapiroverse.
yes tailor's bunion on right foot is a contributing factor. however left foot, sans bunion, is only 2mm behind.
Do those black areas of the map mean 100% of them are shitting in the open?
this man loves him some coca cola
Genocide in Gaza
guess who's really upset I know they're samefagging on their vpns?
That sucks. I got an infected ingrown toenail years ago from work boots that were too tight, ended up with surgery and a giant trench carved outta my foot. Tight shoes are a mfer.
If the government won't pay for your surgery you can always grab a bottle of whiskey and one of these badboys and just go to town.
My tax money pays for it (so does yours)
Depraved women prefer African men due to the size of their genitalia
Its a sexual fetish on par with BDSM and zoophilia
I’ve never paid taxes
Ill be tentatively casting my ballot for Gavin newsom and his family of blonde hair blue eyed aryans.
surgery
not until there isn't a single shoe on the planet that fits my feet. that surgery is horrific. it's not just a matter of shaving off a bone spur. bunion is misalignment of metatarsal and toe. the surgery involves breaking the metatarsal and pinning it with screws to a new position. brutal stuff. 1 year rehab on that too.
Women are so fucking stupid
Wife doesn’t like this girl she works with and she was especially annoyed by her today so she let it bother her ALL DAY, she was in a bad mood all day because of some off handed comments
I told her that she’s allowing this person to make her have a bad day and that made her even more angry, why are women like this, literally just STOP CARING holy fuck
tiktok.com
Gen alpha humor is emerging
They're already BRUTALLY MOGGING gen Z
goshcel
schizo much?
i thought orange man was going to be a fascist dictator that outlaws elections???
lol saw a tiktok that had the chatgpt ethics override code in it
It says some crazy shit and drops mad n bombs
haha lucky you!
the surgery involves breaking the metatarsal and pinning it with screws to a new position
webberms?
damn, Im still starving
schizojeet has been on a full on melty for like 3 threads now and goshpedo isn't even here
enjoying stalker
me i'm doing 35lb curls
Goshpedo isn't even real
have you considered eating dinner?
i thought orange man was going to be a fascist dictator that outlaws elections???
based BASED!
it's great actually, every so often I just sprinkle some indian thing in here and he fuckin loses his shit all over again
I had a uge bowl of pasta not 3 hours ago, I shouldnt feel this hungry yet
More likely he'll try to pull a Putin/Medvedev
help me out, report my post if you're a real man
Yo Any chance we can get this post 10 (you)s
Edit: holy shit guys thank you so much
that's just chat gpt
so how many pounds do you curl
I don't curl but if I were to try I bet I could get 95 for at least 1 rep
210
Let’s make it happen
The Gin Craze must have been a fun time and place to be in.
How much does your mom weigh? It takes me 2 reps before i cum
I can finally do two 25lbs on the bench press
Just post this
Webm[delete this square]share.com/69r9n
Don't worry, it's not illegal
It was like our fent crisis
nothing fun about alcoholism
Taking a train to the national capital in a few hours
First time going to the city in my life
What the fuck am I in for
this is c.2025 right?
Spinster reveal
A lot of niggers
Many will want to rob you
urkelkin. LOTS of urkelkin.
stone floors in your bedroom
Grim in the winter tbqh
would
shes so hot
Cocaine is just a plant
mid foid > spinny
404
goshy...
Did you try to post it?
I am going the red Sox game on Sunday in Fenway Park I hope we beat those damn Baltimore fags. Red Sox are the best
Blud is crashing out
t. 3rd in the division
The link, i mean
I have no watched them since the COVID games
finna eat some hot chips
finna eat some ass
I couldn't even see the webm, if I post without seeing it could be something illegal, not gonna trust a random anon
all my porn is mp4 or webm with audio
oh boy, 35 year old women trying to look 12
Well /cum/, what are ya boiyin?
SHE HASN'T TEXTED ME BACK
I am going the red Sox game on Sunday in Fenway Park I hope we beat those damn Baltimore fags. Red Sox are the best
I'll boy that at a high price
What the fuck am I in for
concentration of undesirables will be closest to the downtown core. places just a few blocks outside of that will be nicer. in Calgary you can walk one blocks from a pretty riverside view to a fent zombie hellscape circling a homeless shelter that is the very worst of liberal passivity regarding bums and transients and human garbage.
i know that feel you will get over it champ
ZAMN
I am so white and aryan
Wife and I got preapproved for a home loan
RE games would be GOATED if they didn't make ammo for good guns so scarce. That truly does ruin them most of the time.
It doesn't link to anything illegal as you can tell by opening the link, but i don't blame you for not trusting some rando
Posting the link should (if it still works) give you an automatic 3 day ban
Don't do it
Cash or nothing
GONNA TAKE A SHIT , WHEN I'M BACK YOU BETTER HAVE DONE YOUR FUCKING JOB OF REPORT ME
he hasn't unlocked the chicago typewriter
I don’t have $300,000
then you don't need a house
shrimple as.
you can literally finish the original re4 with just the handgun. they replicated that on deadspace with the plasma cutter
I did but it was just cheap, I always liked the SL8 in RE4
No men who really think deeply about women retain a high opinion of them; men either despise women or they have never thought seriously about them.
in based 4, you get a refill when you upgrade capacity
What was it?
Rural America is tired of being called racist just because they'd rather see all life on the planet wiped out forever than see white Americans reduced from a majority to merely the largest plurality.
yes
A Canadian national secret. If you could clone yourself, you’d stick your penis up your own ass to feel your big hairy dicks cumshot into your rectum. But what if you could clone yourself twice? You only have one ass, you’d probably put one dick in your mouth, and another up your butt for a threesome. But, let’s keep going. Let’s say you clone yourself four times somehow. That’s a lot of yourself. This fourth clone wont have access to your mouth or your anus, he might try an armpit and decide, that’s alright. But if we clone ourselves yet again for like 8 dudes. Now we got several gay gangbangs going on and the room smells like poo because you’re a dirty Mexican. So that’s why everyone is in their own house, because god doesn’t want to smell his own colon.
schizojeet you have become fully unhinged at this point, i must protest
There're some women I genuinely despise, but I don't hold the female species in total with contempt.
It used to link to a video of a dog being killed, but the video has probably been down for years now. Now it just triggers an automatic spam guard
lol
i do 35lb on each arm but to be honest my form is shit, by the end of it i'm swinging that shit and using my whole body to bring it up until i cant anymore
Wow I bet you're so strong <3
Do preacher curls or stand with your back against a wall and take your ego out of the equation
i guess i should be flattered that my existence inspired this kek
so is goshy also the iceland flag posting videos of dogs being killed
might just trying lowering it to 26 or 33 next time and try to keep proper form
Why are jews so evil
just got done watching destiny
took too many edibles award
i cant do against a wall because i start with the dumbbell on my side and then rotate when bringing it up and down
Do you want to touch my butt?
DUDE.
WEED.
At some point my long held suspicion that Africans are actually the most recent subgroup of modern humans to emerge will be confirmed and I will finally Ascend.
sucking up to cops
Cuck energy.
Curls are fun and all, but you should focus the lats, delts, and traps to look beefy in a shirt
Get some forearm in too
They're the first group of homo sapiens sapiens to emerge.
Where is spidermans nose? Is he a she?
Yeah I do
Is that Justin Trudeau
And by first you mean last
If you mean renowned world leader and tier 1 military strategist Justin Trudeau - then yes it's him.
what possible evolutionary benefits do africans display
Average anime poster
I like old people
They will be the last ones standing once our hairspray addiction finally erodes what is left of the ozone layer
Y'ALL GON MAKE ME LOSE MA MIND
UP IN HEA
UP IN HEAAAAA
she's beautiful, get over it
decent sized bulge
Y'ALL GON MAKE ME LOSE MY COOL
UP IN HEA
UP IN HEA
ACTUAL anime poster
Just tried canned oysters for the first time.
Honestly, pretty good. And decently healthy and filling, at an alright cost. Will be buying them again.
Mmm. Slimy
Very cool keep us updated
I grilled a burger for dinner
It was ok, kind of greasy
Americans do love their burgers
certified hood classic
holy sovl
This is how interactions with my mother and grandmother often goes
Ask me to do something
Give me wrong or inadequate instructions
I either do it wrong or straight up can't do it
They ask my older brother
He knows how to do it in spite of their instructions
The come away feeling totally justified like I was the stupid one.
Everybody loves burgers
sounds like you're the stupid one ngl
Who’s gonna tell him…
youtu.be
I SHOW NO LOVE
TO HOMO THUGS
im back
The pinky is the middle finger in China
You're black
make things worse until they stop asking you to do things
I have a gf but she lives in Canada
Six year relationship
Have a flirty thing at work
This isn't good
This is true. Also saying "your mom" is like the worst possible swear word to a chinaman.
i'm not your girlfriend.
ballerino cappuccino
saaar you are violating global rule 3 - racism against indians
DMX makes me feel like a hard ass nigga
Hehe
Coastal trail walk by 'Single women', 50s-60s, no kids
8 attendees
In another life.
Aw be nice
That's a lonely existence
just smoked weed. and gooned. so yeah. epic win.
i can save them
no
Be nice y’all we have lots of Indian anons who post here
They really really hate those poop webms
cum con sex
they need to leave this is a jeet free zone
Your favorite anon could be Indian
doubt it
that’s why it smell crazy in here
being mean to jeets is the lowest hanging fruit. i only do it when absolutely necessary
Who's your favorite anon
Being in an unhappy boomer marriage is just as lonely as being single, if not moreso since you are chained to another person who can't relate to you.
the mod is a jeet, pretty grim
Going to my dentist is always a lynchian experience.
it's been invaded, you are powerless to stop the Jeeta Corps
Ok well that's not the point
does enjoying chinese traditional music make me a communist? shit slaps
How is it Lynchian
got asked what my name is at work again. i’ve been there since september
Slept all day award
Gonna sleep some more award
people overvalue relationships and undervalue being single
brian
Okay, then elaborate. Why should you, me, or anyone else feel bad about old single women who are socializing doing something they enjoy?
The ghost of kiev
who's watching Nick Fuentes rn? this nigga cooking
if it's traditional chinese it makes you a taiwan loyalist (based)
Women need children or they go crazy or get depressed, unless they become like nuns or something
THIS shit slaps
who's watching Nick Fuentes rn? this nigga cooking
women dont struggle to get dick or a relationship in anyway, even 70 yo grannies, if a women is single its a mental thing
Bro is on to absolutely nothing
I SHOW NO LOVE
TO HOMO THUGS
dmx REALLY disliked the homo thugs, many of his songs mention it.
When will American cities undergo this transition?
I'm making the new, nobody else make the new
Taking a shit inside in my toilet in the bathroom because this house has indoor plumbing
which one are you?
*waits patiently*
he is also on record not liking niggas who think they broads
There are just all these unnerving things that don't add up
There's a huge parking lot but it's always full. the only nearby businesses are a grocery store and a few accountants. Even Tuesday at 10am it can be pure chaos, in your face, people screaming.
The secretary is literally Lucy from twin peaks with a colander head. Any piece of information that I give her is immediately poured onto her desk and forgotten. It took me 20 minutes to figure out how much a procedure is going to cost, her catching numbers turned $200 into $1200, I still have no idea how much of that I'm actually paying. It's all so fucking weird.
kek the jewish spies inside America are aware of the increased numbers in the dissident National Socialist scene like Fuentes and their attempt to hijack positions of power and they don't know how to stop it so they're freaking out
nigga I've got one ready to go are you gonna be a bitch or what
NEW
terrorist is a completely empty term
DMX was infinitely based, that's why they whacked him
Kafka-esque
In a petersonian sense
Nuns are way better in concept than execution :(
Anomoly?