/brit/

Can you explain this to me I’m so fucking retarded I can’t understand how to read it

/Brit/ what's the most fun I can have in 15 or 30 minutes with an escort with zero chance of getting an STD or herpes?

you have no arguments

was he jumping the queue?

wish I was a smart high earning STEM Chad instead of a middling midwit humanities fag, is it too late? Maybe

fat line of chang

(not true)
(true)

prostate wank

nah he wouldn't do that surely

That's where my mind went too.

Big slug of mephedrone up each nostril then just fondle her and wank on her.

Sucking a coffee lads

So I guess white people in the west after generations of building up through wars, self reliance, technological vision have to just dedicate the rest of human existence towards caring for the middle east and Africa and other shit hole areas through aid, housing, immigration etc yeah?

some english wanker in tesco saw me the other day and said i look like mick hucknall i absolutely do not

I nearly brushed shoulders with christian bale (didn't realise it was him until the last moment I was about to pass him) it gave me a palpitation

Yeah, he got first go on bonnie blue

yeah m8 probly

ISAbros...

heroin should be legal its healthier than alcohol

trump :

Now this is very bad. These are burial sites right here. Burial sites -- over a thousand -- of White farmers. And those cars are lined up to pay love on a Sunday morning. Each one of those white things you see is a cross. And there is approximately a thousand of them," Trump said.

meanwhile mutts are halfway through that number in one year alone : (566 to be exact)

Definitely a chance I can get herpes from that somehow?

And surely they'd make me pay a premium for that despite the fact I'm substantially better looking than most of her usual ghoul clients
So I pay her to not do any of the work at all? Absolutely not

self reliance

You mean "exploitation of vulnerable people around the world"

Alri Lou Reed in the '60s

Most white people are just as bad these days. You don't get to feel entitled to the benefits of your race if you are a fat, weak, lazy virgin freak

get yourself together racismlad

uh oh. somebody's getting the steamroller treatment for this shambles

Wonder if this is true. Big L for me if so, i could have spent my 20s feeling far better and not getting fat.

Exactly, self reliance and technological vision

Tottenham won a trophy. You can get a gf

Absolutely you do, atleast some of that runts ancestors fought, bled and worked for the country we have now

It's not self-reliance, it's exploitation. Self-reliance would be achieving things by yourself. If you're exploiting others in order to achieve something then you didn't achieve it by yourself.

i take it as soon as he set foot on it he crushed it under his immense heft the fat little cunt

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bladee signed my jason mask :)

he got that fresh fade

exploitation of vulnerable people around the world

That's literally every empire. The Mughals ruled India before European colonists arrived and were the descendants of Tamerlane, who's most famous for sitting on a literal mountain of skulls

well what about the country it's going to be in hundreds of years time?

sorry lads you're going to have to toil until you die ate 35 because your ancestors were runts who sponged off everyone else's work

been saying this for years

Morning NEETs, another day doing absolutely nothing in your smelly bedrooms?

dream last night had my cat (who died 5 years ago) talking to me but he had the mental of a 6 year old.

Sure. It's still not self-reliance though

Well thankfully for that person in hundreds of years time they will still have a somewhat functioning world due to the hard work white people in the west will continue to put in despite all the poor shit holes and Muslims and black people pulling us down

colonising the new world isn't nothing and im doing that with portugal right now

im a civil servant and ill be doing damn all at home until 10.30 when i MAY send an email

5000 tonnes

that's child's play

I need drugs

His soul was reborn into a child and you were communicating with his soul telepathically whilst asleep. Happens.

Except they don't, because them being a fat useless cunt is the reason white people are failing. A huge number of white Brits can't do anything other than stuff pies down their gob and wank to xvideos while "inferior" immigrants buy all the houses and businesses around them

what did he say

shine the laser pointer on the wall again

It always confuses me when people assume NEETS are living in squalor with nothing.

Me

I get high rate benefits.

£1400 tax free and a 2 bed modern small apartment paid for each month

Top of the line electronics from TVs, all the consoles etc

3k PC

Wardrobe full of designer clothes

All my furniture is top of the line premium stuff

I buy literally an any food I want when I want

Ability to explore all my hobbies without ever worrying about the cost

Still have over 10 grand in the bank which I actively have to force myself to spend frivolously each month to stop or building up too much

functioning world

what does functioning world mean?

projecting

sometimes i wonder if you still wanna fuck me
like you said on AIM

Nobody is self reliant. If you start a business and make a lot of money you're exploiting your workers because you pay yourself more than them
Were the brown people making the raw materials in the colonies more exploited than the child labour working the mills in Burnley?

have a little jumping spider hanging around lately
I see him running back and forth across the wall and ceiling
little moths come in through the window screen and he eats them
:]

i knew it was you, bud

i played along because i loved you

i still do, always will

*fades away*

*buys a house and an 80 grand car in cash, all squeaky clean, the fruits of 10 trillion haircuts put through my till in the last month*

honest work

Ah yes it's definitely the unemployed white NEETs who are destroying the UK and the west, it's definitely not the billions in military and economic aid we give to all.the Muslim and black countries and the constant influx of immigrants from those countries kek

just saw some really poorly thought out bait

cute <3

Just bullshit though because they check your account and if you have over a certain amount saved they cut your benefits. Atleast do some research before you lie

yer da laying arse up in the hall with a banana peel on the floor outside your door is he aye?

Were the brown people making the raw materials in the colonies more exploited than the child labour working the mills in Burnley?

Both were exploited I guess, but the British empire had slavery for a while right? Slaves couldn't even leave a shitty job even if they wanted to.

Nobody is self reliant

Sure. So the rose-tinted view that Britain built itself up through self-reliance is false.

me? I spend half my wage on my ISA and live in squalor

life is just shit without porn
that's the truth

Well that's not true at all in my case, it's 8grand in savings then it's 16k is the maximum but I've never heard of anyone being found out.

Either way I try and stay near 8k and spend the rest on new designer clothes when it gets too much anyway, worse case they check and I spend 6 grand on a car or something to get myself below 8 grand

TGIF!!!

crying

lmao outted yourself as a gormless little freak with that post

Based saver

The immigrants are coming because white people aren't popping out enough sprogs
If we're being outcompeted in our own fucking country by starvin marvin fresh off the banana boat from mogadishu and mr rajesh patel saar then that's a damning indictment on the state of the average brit

International Society of Arboriculture

oh that's nice

It’s not different numbers for different people LMAO what a fucking idiot stop embarrassing yourself

Every now and then get a hankering to spend £££ on getting a sick new car and then I fire up autotrader, take a look, and think lmao what the fuck am I doing

;_;

its not

don't do that

frankly if you're not living in homeless accommodation then I don't want to hear it

Comparing the exploitation of colonized "brown" people in Asian and African colonies with white child laborers in industrial Britain, like those in Burnley’s mills, during the Industrial Revolution (roughly 1760–1840) is complex, as both groups faced severe but distinct forms of exploitation. The answer hinges on the nature, scale, and context of their respective conditions.

Colonized populations in Asia (e.g., India under British rule) and Africa (e.g., parts of West and East Africa) were subjected to systemic extraction of resources and labor to fuel European industrial economies.

Colonial powers imposed heavy taxes and monopolized trade, draining wealth from colonies. In India, the British East India Company’s policies led to famines (e.g., Bengal Famine of 1770), killing millions due to prioritizing export crops over food security.

Colonial regimes used violence to enforce compliance, including massacres (e.g., Amritsar 1919, though later) and land seizures, disrupting traditional economies. In Africa, forced labor on plantations or mines (e.g., South African diamond mines) often involved brutal conditions, with high mortality rates.

Millions were affected across vast regions. For instance, India’s textile industry was deliberately dismantled to favor British manufacturers, impoverishing artisans. In the Congo, an estimated 10 million died due to forced labor and resource extraction by 1908.

It's billionaires and boomers who are destroying the UK

sovl

Actually looks comfy as fuck, makes me sick this is what we give filthy junkies.

We should put them in metal storage containers

Child laborers earned meager wages, often as low as 2–3 shillings a week, trapping families in poverty. Many were orphans or from destitute families, sent to workhouses or mills under exploitative contracts.

Working Conditions: Children as young as 6 worked 12–16-hour shifts in dangerous, noisy, and dusty mills. Accidents were common, with machinery causing injuries or death. For example, records from Lancashire mills show children losing limbs to unguarded machines.
Health Impacts: Malnutrition, respiratory diseases (from cotton dust), and stunted growth were rampant. The 1833 Factory Act reports noted children’s health deteriorating due to overwork and poor diets.

Social Context: While not racially oppressed, these children were at the bottom of Britain’s class hierarchy, treated as disposable labor by mill owners. However, they operated within their own society, with some legal recourse (e.g., Factory Acts of 1833 and 1844, which gradually limited hours).

Migrants are happy to live in shit
Migrants are happy to do shit jobs
Migrants are happy to receive state benefit and social housing in a way that makes working brits squirm
Migrants are happy to engage in criminality to get ahead
All true

Comparison: Who Was "More Exploited"?
Severity of Conditions: Both groups endured extreme hardship, but colonial laborers often faced higher mortality rates and systemic violence. For example, Congo’s rubber plantations had death rates as high as 50% in some regions, far exceeding mill-related mortality in Britain. Child laborers faced dangerous conditions, but colonial laborers often worked under direct physical coercion (e.g., whippings, executions).

Systemic Oppression: Colonized peoples faced racial and cultural subjugation, which added a layer of dehumanization absent for white child laborers. Colonial systems were designed to extract wealth for centuries, while child labor was a domestic issue that saw gradual reform (e.g., Factory Acts).

Agency and Mobility: Child laborers in Britain had some, albeit limited, legal protections and social mobility within their society. Colonized peoples had virtually no agency, with entire communities subjected to foreign rule and economic destruction.

Scale and Legacy: Colonial exploitation affected millions across continents, with long-term economic and cultural devastation

Both groups endured extreme hardship, but colonial laborers often faced higher mortality rates and systemic violence.

Eggmong?

need millions of migrants to staff the hospitality industry to service the millions of migrants more
number MUST go up, you see

Might get some mushrooms

chat gpt posts should be bannable in my opinion

yeah it was actually very decent. Cost me £313.00 a week though but as you say, the drunks and junkies got it all for free

alri

mentioned :)

love a good mushroom omelette

off to the monaco grand prix this sunday lads. had to go for the really expensive champagne hospitality tickets because my bank account was too full of money and don't want the dole sanctioning me

money moved from one place to another? corr bit of tax innit
infinite movement is infinite money!

How long did you stay there for?

This but unironically and replace Monaco with Rome

stoned chinese hippies with backpacks for god's sake

Cost me £313.00 a week

why not rent a flat

I have mushrooms
I don't eat them I just hold onto them

spent the rest of his money on eggs

why does nobody shake hands like normal white men anymore? they all do that gay bump

is Ethereum dead? Should I just trade it for BTC?

Ehh, I wanna say 4 weeks? I'm sure I spent over £1200 staying there so that would make it 4 weeks. Then eventually I was moved to my temporary accommodation flat, much cheaper.

Had no job at the time so no landlord would take me on a tenant without proof of income, despite having savings. I would have paid several months upfront but they won't have it; to them that's just kicking the can down the road 6 months because they think you'll still be unemployed then and stop paying rent.

lol

I still ate my eggs in the hostel but I didn't want to use the communal kitchen as I was trying to keep away from the other people living there. So I would microwave 5 eggs in my room then mush them up in a bowl.

also why do teenage white girls dress like african american men? it's very disconcerting

have you tried not looking gay?

man, timmy's really been pushing hard for everyone to go back to the office these past few months. why can't he just let people work and live how they want? why does he hate freedom?

Gonna die this way.

noticed nobody offers me a handshake even when they offer other people one. why is this? am I visibly such a freak?

don't worry x

Third person.

UK net migration fell to 431,000 in 2024, almost half the 2023 total, ONS estimates

you know (((why)))

youtu.be/4ItmGplre28

no landlord would take me on a tenant without proof of income

I am in this position rn. I can pay a year up front but none of them will take me

Stop counting

whats all this bollocks about then

They probably heard about your clammy hands

Sex and beers for Brazilians.

Med issue

some of the problem is that a lot of the male immigrants who work the shit jobs are married to big fat women with 9 kids and then the 1 additional taxable income is not making up for the benefits little Muhammed, Muhamad, Mohammad, Mohammed, Mahammad, Maxammed, Mehemmed, Mehemmet and Mohamad need to make it to 18

based piers

Gentrification may have crept in around the ages as the hipsters expand from their Shoreditch headquarters, but Leyton belongs to the grafters, the immigrants and the die-hard locals who remember what it was like before the estate agents started calling it 'up-and-coming'

It never ceases to amaze me how people complicate the relationship between GIT and CW. It's not that complex that we need to weave in confusing analogies to pepperoni pizza. Cool Water is the Eau de Toilette version of Green Irish Tweed. Full stop. Bourdon wanted to "perfect" the form, and he stretched out the proportions of the Creed, lightened the overall feel, added five or six additional notes, made it fresher and closer to an eau de cologne, and voila. There's a reason Creed has never released a "Green Irish Tweed for Summer" -- it would smell just like Davidoff Cool Water.

piers gone woke RIP

It's annoying but you can understand their thought process. When they hear "unemployed for N months / years with thousands in savings" all they're hearing is that you're possibly a drug dealer or some other criminal. They don't know that you're a quiet lad who squirrels away his money, would never miss a payment and is only out of work due to the menthol elves or whatever your personal circumstances are.

Even if they did know that, it's still probably more risk than letting to Deano and Becky, both employed and up to their eyeballs in debt (forcing them to work forever).

Your best bet is to just get a job of any description then grind it out for 3-6 months to get those payslips then start looking to rent. For income verification they're not going to be looking back years and years. A few months of money coming in will be enough to convince them you're a normoid.

Shaquanda and DeQuavius sitting down with Lemarcus and Bryonda to watch Piers Morgan.

blasted that yank cunt into orbit

Piers Morgan is exactly the kind of guy I imagine who'd be Ebony exclusive if he was born in the UK in 2000 instead of 1970 or whatever.

just bumped about 25mg of smack, nice cruising altitude high

Keir Stormfront is going to Make Britain White Again

For once, Morgan is right, but it's still pathetic that people refer to, 'The N-word'. It's so childish. Say, 'You used a racial slur, you Canuck berk'

Piers Morgan is just a boomer populist and only picks the side of the argument that can more easily claim scandal in regards to the other in the eyes of the public.
I'll never forget his constant crying and bellowing for the UK government to introduce lockdown like it was the no-nonsense blokey bloke position.
Fuck off you fat cunt.

do you think women named Sadie Edward know that it sounds like Say The N-word?

obviously Enward sounds more like it but I don't think that's an actual surname

The question is would piers Morgan censor the word “cracker” from his show? Me thinks not

It's not about censorship, it's about respect for black people.

sounds like you've had too many marijuanas mate

What a world

How many women named Sadie Edward are there? Very few I would guess

I need to murder one

Sadie Niggerword

had a peng sleep and dreamt of cunnilingus with the american gf

just had a meeting with bossberg and he's very happy with how ive been performing in the neo-mines

Ok.

Why do they want me British?

Rorke still banging on about lockdown

for some reason i thought we owned Malta but apparently we dont

Ok, I did.

keep those Aftercall times down yeah and you'll be due for consideration for a promotion in 4 years

maybe

Porn and gore.

screamin out me arse

These strikes are wrong at a time when negotiations are still going on
Both sides need to put aside the rhetoric, get around the negotiating table and stop it from happening again

I am realizing.

Rooting for total all out world war and billions dead personally

yer da was out slashing tyres on any driveway that didn't have people clapping for carers at 7PM

fuck

;D

It’s been 5 years rorke, move on

Mad how these two would give me an instant boner back in the day, I'd have the music channel on and hear that opening
youtu.be/uKqriTRYInY?feature=shared

Tatu was the other pair of course, corrrrrr

Slim.

Spent about 1 and a half hours last night at 3am trying to buy dildos, butt plug and a masturbator. Payment wouldn't work and I spent ages trying alternative payment methods. Turns out PayPal is a bit of a nightmare. Website must be fucked because I used a few different cards.

might go out and bang on some pots and pans at 8pm tonight for old times sake

thinking about taking a weed break

Car crash wee.

raping my arse with a cosh

It was real. All of it.

Based Milibot

Is that what it says in the highway code?

I am still an introvert. XD

lap bred bell
or
ball bled rep
or
pull redly
or
dull reply

They are called t breaks

I look forward to a future where I can run AI on my own computer which will automatically determine whether a /brit/ post is dogshit, and filter it accordingly

This is what I paid for, lol.

oh? why is that?

Noble.

this is the year i finally have sex, i feel it

your life is a bit fucked isn't it mate

XD.

youtube.com/watch?v=p4AUjaYYep4

XDDD

It was frustrating and humiliating having to contact the customer support honestly.

Er strafe es

What?

remember when your man Matt Hancock got done on CCTV slotting his side piece in his parliamentary office?

we never did hear any more about how that CCTV camera got hidden in that smoke alarm or indeed who the footage was being fed back to, funnily enough

um

Horror as Austrian schoolgirl, 12, 'passed around like a trophy by more than a dozen boys' as migrant boyfriend convicted

what the hell just happeneeeeeeed

Grow up.

Pale again.

look at how chuffed he is with himself lol
he knows everyone knows he did nothing wrong

whos matt hancock?

I imagine you Celtic and alright.

crashed into a e scooter at a zebra crossing ENGLAND (didn’t see him he went flying)

Turns out Muslims do like dogs

The compass.

Put it somewhere.

Just walked passed my neighbour and she just scowled at me

women should be sold on amazon with same day delivery
fit ones only of course

his misstress is very fit to be fair to him

Also, sometimes you've got to give guidance that the UK population must remain indoors and isolate while their nan dies alone in a carehome while you yourself meet up with another man's wife to cum inside her. It's just the done thing.

Great depression

Remember Chris Whitty?

poo raping

My breath.

for me its jonathan van tam and his nonsensical football analogies

My shitlib brother literally unironically said we have to obey the lockdowns fully, 100% without question. Then when George Floyd, a criminal high on fentanyl died in police custody in Minneapolis, United States of America, said that breaking lockdown to protest that was a necessary exception and that people should be allowed to do that, but God forbid I go to my grans house or see my mate for a beer. Don’t ever forget the sheer level of lunacy normies went to in 2020. They’ll tell you they didn’t. They’ll tell you it was simply a “mental time” and that everyone else was doing the same.

That's what you want.

Bit chilly for the espadrilles today

espadrilly

his misstress is very fit to be fair to him

LOL timmy's crush

Where you at man?

doesnt seem fair america gets hardworking christian latinos and big arsed latinas and we get pakistanis

Why do Chinese and those types of Asians not care about animals? It’s not like it’s a non white thing since I see many Indians care for dogs

Yeah?

*walks off to talk to someone who isn't a freak*

My prospective sex toy orderberg:

6 inch dildo

I might get a bigger one after just in case I fuck a dude with a huge dick, but I generally prefer smaller dicks.

butt plug

vibrating butt massager

another vibrating butt massager that's a different size

masturbator

lots of lube xD

Never had sex with a dude I intend on dating this year. I'm more gay than not obviously. Men are more fun I think.

I need a cut.

Up

just saw an utterly atrocious post

Guarantee you’re not gay you’re just an incel that hasn’t had any fanny in God knows how long (possibly ever) and you’re just acting out of desperation and longing for intimacy

Give me a box.

grim. glad you freaks die much earlier than everyone else

alri mikey

um...?

my Huw Edwards silicone sex arse is stuck in the mail centre

email says it's lodged in one of the processing machines due to being too large

Can't be a joke.

I generally think most 'normies' followed the rules to a threshold of about 50-75%. They didn't go out to illegal parties and stuff but lets face it almost everyone had a cheeky BBQ with some friends or neighbours or met up with some mates for a walk in the middle of nowhere.
Lockdown did expose that perhaps 10-20% of the population are genuinely utter freaks.

fuck it.

Don't you boring bastards get tired of talking about fucking lockdown still?

prime fuckmeat

whhy are you trying to memoryhole it so hard?

yeah man

Almost had sex with a guy when we were in year 11, he wanted to see my dick in the toilet and I sat next to him in math. I was so horny I asked what he was doing after school implying I'll fuck him. Never happened and I regret. I'd have love to be fucked rough, he'd probably be into choking and humiliating too.

Another regret was some italian who started working at my work. Rubbed my legs, changed in front of me, called me handsome and was super playful. SOOO wish I let him fuck me, I wanted to do late close with him so we could fuck. He ended up seeing another guy not long after.

In the first one yes
Don't think anyone really cared about following the 2021 lockdown though, I started seeing my girlfriend in the February and we went to gaff parties all the time

just had me breakfast poo

wym

strange to think about all the shit like this that may have happened that i just dont remember anymore

I see we still suffered the adoption of more of the Anon Babble mongs after the site went down

By the same sense.

The pot is allowed to call the kettle that.

Nice gaff party

Yeah it entirely changed my outlook. I was already a bit chud pilled. But the fact people were so easily fooled and ready to enforce the new laws themselves on people they know.... grim.

Where I worked, dudes came in complaining "I dint know what the rules are, Boris just needs to tell me what I can do!". Pure hatred for these dudes, they all had families. The vaccines were fucked.

he means house party you clueless incel loser lol

moltov

I’m aware. Never heard anyone call it a gaff party before though

are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.

Getting invited to one might help.

spent the entire lockdown gooning myself into a trance and performing arcane rituals in my smelly incel dungeon

never heard of you having sex either

in my mind/

I know this girl, she's a twisted individual
Her eksman shot her, then he bounced like a trampoline
This Lemon D makes my mind go distorted

So I stick the timer on the Dynamite, I'm using plasticine
My Bad Company's Traumatik limited
It makes my Ed Rush, 'cause I'm living life like a Phantasee
I'm creeping like a Spyda when I bring the storm in
'Cause it's easy throwin' combos like my name is Jolie Angeline

Look at them raging

Stop bickering lads, it's unbecoming of you

Let's be real.

alri heubert

desuarchive.org/int/thread/75381760/#75384001
vintage

ill be coming as much as i want thanks

Cope

I love emojis. You can convey emotion without using words in an accurate manner.

C'mon!

:)

A wizard is never late. Nor is he early. He comes precisely when he means to

*cums*

net migration halved in 2024

:)

Mental to believe that /brit/ runs on posts back from 2017 or earlier

And yet you are here

x^D

that's an emoticon not an emoji you dunce

my name jeff

You rattled them good with this

I burned it.

just the 450,000 extra this year corr get in

hospitals, houses, dentistry offices, schools built: 0 (zero)

increase in tax revenue: 0 (zero)

barbershops registered: 85,000

this ones name jef

For me it was one of the local pubs serving 'takeaway' pints but everyone just milled around the front under the heaters and sat on the picnic benches or brought their own camping chairs
Honestly some of the most fun Friday pints I've had
And then the police turned up one night and we all had to leave, scum

I am a sinner.

born to the struggle so
I knew I had to hustle

Fool me.

why his hears flopping over

Get rid of it.

Too much for my heart

clean one

?