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We where talking about King Tut nor King Ramses the Man in Gauze. Also Berbers aren't Icelandic.

Anyone know if there's a longer/full version of this?
litter.catbox.moe/j5rkky.mp4

Ancient egyptians were fucking white and icelandic from iceland

Hi how are you?

Anthony Bourdain was a guy I saw on television in places

Lol

banger

What the fuck even is a negroni?

Love when I shouldn't worry because the dog that slobbers and farts and pisses everywhere and claws up everyone's leg is so nice

jewish :(

basically a martini with Campari in it

Satan gave it really nice looking feet because it was a trick to show us porn. He loves to make us look at porn on a screen, when we’re not aroused. It’s one of the things he’s famous for. Because this produces a sensation in our heads that feels like numbing gel is being put on it. Like we’re being sexually abused by a gay man who is forcing us to participate in his sexual fantasies through trickery. It’s hard to say why he does this. I think the truth of it is that he finds it fun. He finds cuckolding funny and arousing. He’s inside all our houses, which nobody ever tells you. Just imagine a gay demon is sitting next to you jacking off his vagina while you look at his porn that he just posted. That’s literally what’s happening.

Europeans found a gayer way to eat a banana

Literally everyone in iceland is a redhead. I used to be a redhead as a kid, but unlike the blonde fake bimbos in America, I'm not dying my hair red.

I may very well never be invited to a quinceañera

A negro jabroni.

Next you're going to claim Lawrence of Arabia wasn't a fucking white man

you

Anthony is literally ant honey. Satan named him because he is attractive to the common man as an entertainer. However bore Dane is his last name. Satan is saying girls don’t find him that interesting. Dane cook is another one of Satans clones. Dane cook makes lots of derogatory remarks about female problems to humiliate them. He cooks them. These are just actors who are acting as actors for no reason.

it's okay, it doesn't bite

i'm sure it's nice, but i don't really want it touching me

She looked pretty insulted even though i said it in a nice tone

*beats u up*

Wonder what this is

meds can have red hair

“rock climbing”

bitch was mad when she fell. what's RoC though

Notrussia

She couldn't go that fast without the rope. It's within the rules of the sport, but it's not real climbing.

The rope is holding her up and enabling her to climb that fast.

I'd give them both my coxsey if you know what I mean ayyyyy

Those girls are Satan. Hes so weird dude, he’s larping as women. And nobody notices. Although, since all the writers for the simpsons are named after me. And I also have my own bible character describing me. And, I’ve seen thousands of people who were created for me. Im pretty sure solipsism is real. Im most likely the only real person. However, I also have absolutely no power. As the person who created this decided I would be his bitch. He’s been sexually abusing me and has raped me around 500 million times. That’s not even a fake number, you’re speaking to a man who’s been raped that many times. Real rape, even 1 of those rapes was illegal and would literally send Satan to prison. But being raped doesn’t kill you. Satans big claim is being able to resurrect Jesus. Which means he’s not simply a designer of a growing body, he also can completely materialize a new host body and then put the person inside of it. I’m not sure if that’s true but it scares me since he’s a sexual abuser.

The Wolf of Wall Street— A bad movie

So fucking gross doesn't beat an icelandic woman

Coxsey, yes. Try to be more interesting Satan. Unless he’s trying to appeal to you people subliminally, because it doesn’t matter how many times I tell somebody Satan is in my house raping me, they never believe it.

this is the fantasy of every brown "man"

Doing the jobs Americans don't want to.

Jason? Back from your break?

I literally just want to fuck white women

It’s the ‘neutral’ name Taiwan uses at sporting events so as to avoid upsetting China with implied separatism, RoC meaning Republic of China

Satan named decaprio after wearing a baseball cap. It’s a D cap re oh. These names are designed using an algorithm with a legend he made. I could also make funny names like that. I guess the weird part is these people live for like 80 years being named after the stupidest stuff. I think Satan has had sex at least 100 billion times, and has died at least 25 billion times. Hes obviously a total nutcase.

that bitch does NOT look Chinese thoughever

You know, i don't think this schizojeet fella is making a whole lotta sense

I. Kaplina from China

lame, the iceland nudes are better than this weeb "eroticism"

Im not sure you understand that Satan is naming a ton of things after hats. The word captain is another one. Cap tin. And the captain has the best cap. There was nigger slang going around awhile ago where niggers would say “no cap” to mean they’re serious about something. And that literally means not wearing a hat.

We Whites are more cerebral, we don't need (((porn)))

Yeah, it's just nonsense. I feel bad for anyone who might have to deal with him irl

crazy that you get banned just for posting crime statistics

Watching her kick her legs in frustration is simultaneously heartbreaking yet extremely cute

Don't tell me what I "need" you stupid faggot, I'm whiter than you with a higher IQ than you and all you had to do was match the energy of the other anon and you failed because you have the mind of an autistic 12 year old

Hate facts are hate crimes on 4troon, chuddie

Be gay
Do hate crime

Heard this Icelandfag posts videos of dog torture

Remember when he paid off his gf's sexual assault accuser and then killed himself a month later? Good times

I hate him now if that's true.

Liar

This has been debunked

I wish Icelandic photographers of women had my fetish

apparently real

you know it's weird, I don't remember any porn being posted on sharty cum when there were no mods or jannies or anything.

but you get one brown subtard brazilian and well

wish we could live without making money, i think it's sad everywhere you go it's people advertising and trying to sell something

This is fake, I can tell by the pixels

fuck off zoomer your shithole is moderated even beyond this one

y u so mad tho, bro?

You think that's bad, try going back to family farming without expensive automated equipment you need money for. You'd have a new appreciation for coal mining and assembly line work, to say nothing of your cushy life today.

Why do some people eat their burgers upside down

wats bentham's bulldog?

actually I am being dismissive

actually I am being dismissive

the only reason you'd get so asshurt about that innocuous statement is if you were a brown subtard.

turns out women is popular with some women and fags with a fat fetish or something, just one of those things i didn't want to know about

i mean sumo

let people enjoy things

true fr fr

Hotdogs bark
Nuggets bite
Pizza slices through the night

i'm going to bed and sleep thank you

I mean, it's good you realize you did something wrong but you are still "the dog gore guy" now.

tranime

shut the FUCK up

If dog gore and CP is equal then we two should get along just fine, pedo

sumo is actually interesting, it's just a lot of waiting but the 10 seconds the fats a pushing each other off the ring is interesting

A sumo wrestler once had a medical emergency but a female EMT was prevented from entering the ring because it's against the rules, they then spread salt around to purify the space of her cooties

Me and ur mom

Gore is worse than CSAM.
You're a bad person.

this isn't your board pedophile

Imagine finding yourself in the position where you're like

I posted a dog being tortured, that's not that bad

I don't jerk off to gore and i never did
You jerk off to CP

I'd say you're the weird one here

I value my dogs more than humans outside my immediate family.

I will without pause allow a stranger to die to save my dog. In many cases I'd probably save a dog that isn't mine and let a human die in exchange.

I don't jerk off to it

It wouldn't be much worse if you did honestly

I've never posted gore or CSAM. I don't save or even look at such material, I avert my gaze when others post it. Those things are at least equally reprehensible.

You are a poster of such things. You're a bad person.

Sometimes it feels like my thoughts are moving too fast and it feels overwhelming

& is literally a symbol of. Dude sitting down with his legs bunched up. Shits so stupid. It means “and”. @ is suppose to mean “at”. So the A symbol is actually. What’s that a symbol of. A is a tower. Also it’s like a guys hands making an evil gesture. A is the first letter of the alphabet. Probably that’s why actually is because the alpha-> bet is evil A. Well the alphabet is actually a full sentence if you read it from start to finish. A bee sees D, e Fuck G(6), h(chair) i(3rd) jk look I’m not going to write out the full song for you. Im too busy, im a busy man and am probably one of the best poe players in the world right now.

When someone posts gore, I literally put my hand in front of my face and block it. You have posted gore. The difference between us, on an essential level, is like heaven and hell.

Really bizarre thread

Tonight I was really scared.

Is there a story there?

No nigga I’m just crazy

Believe.

youtube.com/watch?v=a3ZGGIdpfEM

yeah ;_;

Follows the theme of trailers that were a lot more melancholic than the game itself

youtube.com/watch?v=wy8LRlS1SCc&pp=ygUbZ2VhcnMgb2Ygd2FyIGZhbWlsaWFyIGZhY2Vz

its a......
mad world..........

youtube.com/watch?v=uWSLHcAyy90

Every night the same feeling that I'm doomed to be alone forever

There won't be any nice way to rationalize it, but once all of india gains internet access, all major social media sites will have to ban them or perish

Thinking of ways to make you cum

But i'm already in cum

Any enjoyers of the Quran ITT?

Just remembered all the cringy shit I've done throughout my life. Jesus
Man someone needs to blow this anons brains out

bet ive done way cringier stuff

Would you drink flying space whale cum?

Iktf
I once expressed my dislike for a gift my sister gave me and i still feel terrible 20 years later

Faggot

I desire for a sexy beautiful woman to drink of my penis

ha you said it brother

Fall of Avalon comes out tomorrow, brehs. I'm so freaking pumped. I hope it has a countdown so it's like a midnight release vibe. Y'know?

I have awoken

Mite b cool