/asean/

kiss your sister

salam aleikum

pagiii

say it back

Good morning saars

gm chuddies

guma

WAKE THE FUCK UP, WAGIES!

thats not scaramouche

uhh guys?

Bisayans

Scams whitoids out of billions gets away with it

Tagalog(pagpaglogs)

Hope to baby trap whitoids(never works) begs for gibs from Bisayans and Chinks. Eats pagpag

...

Hope to baby trap whitoids(never works) begs for gibs from Bisayans and Chinks. Eats pagpag

I wish I was Thai

Look at how rich mr.lim is that means we are not eating pagpag

HAHAHAHHAHAHAA

selamat pagi

Look at how rich mr.lim is that means we are not eating pagpag

HAHAHAHHAHAHAA

Scams whitoids out of billions gets away with it

heh

Fool. This is the answer:
We Americans don't appreciate that we have easy access to tech stocks (NVDA, etc.) Not as easy for Aseans to invest in. Meanwhile, bitcoin is a global asset and has performed better than even the best tech stocks. If I were you, I'd put my gajian into a BTC exchange and buy as many satoshis as I could every month. Currently, 1 satoshi is about 14k IDR.

I had caffeine withdrawal a few minutes ago and felt like I was going to die

not posting unless the sexpats are out

When is the US military going to have a permanent presence at Clark again so I can move to SEA?

Any gaming PC build for 2000 pesos?

Just buy psvita

posting on an american website

telling americans to go away

Classic tsundere type

hungry, therefore i shall consume

Thailand has more empty condos than people. Are you going to work in Tbailand as cheap labor /asean/?

Little girl

And I thought our real estate vacancy problem is bad

No but what is stopping you from working there?

NTA but learning Thai seems like a waste of time and your social circles in Thailand will be exclusively sexpats which is the nightmare scenario

i dont want to work though

Correction, 1 sat = 18 IDR currently.
Surely you can afford to invest in 5000 sats/month. You will thank yourself in 4 years.

security deposit

1 month deposit

advance deposit

utility deposit

I'm just going to live with my parents.

Based bitcorn farmer.

Why they're like this in Malaysia/Singapore?

Why they're like this in Malaysia/Singapore? I don't think they work in similar place. But you'll see this commonly during weekends.

Bye guys, it's been a fun 10 months with all of ya

Coffee time

sea men are cucks their women would rather fuck low IQ uneducated indians

pagiii

bump eet

whore

I do not know svffering as a diaspora, how do I empathize more with my SEA bros?

They do this as well. I thought it only happens when the women are either a divorcee or cheating when their husband doesn't know anything back home but it also happens to young women. Why is that? Is there no men from their countries that tells them not to do that or at least report it to the (religious) authority in the host countries, especially those in Saudi Arabia?

Give us money

Nah. Any amount I give is not enough to let you escape svffering.

what keeps my fellow /asean/ going? at this point im just living life ironically

just bee urself

real estate is evil
the number of property one individual or group can own must be limited

my frens

Check out the expat group.

old boomer expats seething at rich locals or diaspora bagging hotties

female expats seething that all the male expats are dating locals.

Why are they like this?

shitty excuse for a ritual larp that pollutes our waterways with organic and inorganic material causing eutrophication and killing aquatic wildlife

I need $1k to escape suffering

That 3 months of being a wagie in flip land.

Landchads keep winning

kot narak

There are Americans that struggle to find work too, because fake job postings are common here.

You’re fucked as an american if you didn’t keep the tight knit extended family like in SEA.

you're still in tutorial mode tho

at least you get neetbucks in freedom land

no they dont

they do nothing and get money
yet they claim that they suffer

second place in 3-player mahjong

screaming out me arse

We have a different set of problems but they are just as valid as thirdies.

Where to buy bitcoin without kyc bullshit in Indogland?

Indo laws require KYC sadly. But technically you can probably use Bisq or Pursa. KYC will be easier.

Kiss Your Cici?

how do i gain 5 kilos

kool york city

Is it over?

Seger liat portfolio ijo2 semua

KYC will be easier

So what's the point? Not a chance lol

Es cincau?

You wouldn’t be a chud and kick out your mother right?

They just want to steal your profits via taxation probably. No biggie.

turn on amerinews

he doesn't know cendol

newfags

cendol dong gan

HAPPENING?

happening

SUSU TANTE SUSUUU

Ngl it gets tiring to keep seeing Chinese and Indian propaganda everywhere in social media. As pathetuc as it is that they'd stoop that low its worse to see people just consuming that stuff. Sad, wish there was a solution to this current conundrum

what the helly?

gday asean

Same, couldn't wait for more BYD shitboxes to burn down so I don't have to see their buzzers again.

Age 30

Only worth $417k.
It over for me bros.

Bought my daniels for my ship trip to borneo tonight, can't afford to buy a plane ticket

just turnoff the internet
stop consuming reels
find another hobby

Cendol is nice, but cincau is superior. Prove me wrong

volcel or incel?

no such thing as incel if you have money

^materialist faggot

bino thai compilation

that's how reality works
faggots here can get laid just by paying 10 dollars to underage kids

thing is we don't have money

Itu si Aurelia Vizal kerjanya apa sih? Tiap liat feed-nya kayak lagi ngelonte sama sugar daddy di LN melulu.

a wealthy incel could believe engaging in prostitution is immoral, there much more variables than just reduct it to money

no can do chuddie already integrated into every public transport we have

I thought we're buying buses from Scania?
I ride TJ regularly and all the buses are Scania.

fake job postings are common here.

Why though? Usual HR powertripping or the HRoasties are feeling guilty that they don't actually do anything and make up work for themselves to appear busy.

Why though?

incentives from government

end of the week

How is this bitch so heavy?

she's big boned

I want you
I want you so bad it's driving me mad
It's driving me mad

She's so HEAVYYY

it's a new thing, going electric to be more environmentally concious or so they say (read: we owe a shit ton to china and has to do everything they say).

Aw man, I still remember how shit was the ride on the Zongtong buses.
And now we'll be using Zongtong Mk2: Electric Bogaloo?

i don't understand what the fuck those genetics autists on Anon Babble are saying

did they finally ban the employment monkey

repeatedly cheat with my gf(now ex)

look her up 5 years later

social media completely blank

abnormal for a socialite like her

find out from a friend that she became a vivamax artist

Even more sexier now compared to when we were dating

Just waiting for the eventual scandal or drug overdose news

I broke her bros, shouldnt have told her I was gonna marry her.

since you adressed the topic, here is some brutal /asean/ genetic truthnukes

regarding maritime only pinoys are rightful austronesians

rest of "austronesians" are larping austroasiatic mutts who somehow got cucked into speaking austronesian language

mainland are crypto chinks to various degrees with small jeet admixture

vietnamese are tais larping as austroasiatic/han speaking austroasiatic language

thais are actually austroasiatics larping as tais speaking tai language

here is the ultimate blackpill

/asean/ are genetically inferior stock that their own intelligence or lack thereof prevents them from getting out of the third world

It's your chance to save her

thai

1.2 southern european

???

imagine thinking you need intelligence to get out of this hellhole
ye those maids really are high IQ people

what do you think Anon Babble consist of?

fvking brvtal...
I don't know how that got in there. I don't think it's prostitution either thats overblown historical abberation

i want to be boymaid for princess

does java mean the whole land of java or just javanese. because i don't believe you can clutter every ethnic group in the island unto austro asiatic . especially betawi people with all their blood miixing practices

The Betawi people are the indigenous people of Jakarta and its surroundings.

Batavia (now Jakarta) became a center of trade and government, attracting immigrants from various regions and countries.

Immigrants bring their traditions and culture which then mix with local culture.

The descendants of this mixture are known as the Betawi people.

Examples of ethnic groups involved in mixing: Balinese, Sumatran, Chinese, Arab, and Portuguese.

the annam mountains were a miniature himalayas defending dai viet from western cryptojeet invasion

Certified tagalog moment

that goes without saying.

The average pinoy man is short and stupid. It can't get any worse than that.

It can't get any worse than that.

it's called being indian

average indog hapa is unironically whiter than average flip hapa despite flips claiming they have european (spanish jajaja) genes

TRVKE

the cure to being filipino is suicide

this guy is half dutch half filipino

this guy is half dutch half indog

I want to install linux on usb for porn but I don't know if it's possible in a partition cuz I have important files on it

share some kino AO3 fanfic

we're all live in jawir's world

Are the lack of morals in Philippine society a product of declining American influence? Too many scammers, so many opportunists roaming around with no repercussions that resemble the average Chinese.

Theyre both pretty ugly for happa standards

jawa pride worldwide

what the helly?

Is there a difference between kripik, kerepek and keropok?

this is a ridiculous statement

they look like eurasian tiger

imagine having the audacity to say that when you look like this

keripik=smaller (like potato chips)
kerepek=same thing as keripik

kerupuk= bigger

hi guys

flip hapas should look whiter because of their spanish genes jajajaja

wokepperino, had a dream where a black muslim girl searched my house and found my ana foxxx fleshlight

Flip females always produces high-tier daughters no matter how ugly they or their husbands were.
I've seen cute half whites, Japans, and Koreans flip hapas.

Pinoy men are sexless cucks with no chance to pass their dead end genes

kripik

Chips

kerepek

Tf is that

keropok

Starchy cracker

dub and pic will fuck this poster wife in the future

free west papua chuds

that's our supply of renewable bbc chud

their island their choice chud

what if I was breeding your sister in her room and you could hear it through the walls

shine on you turbo retard

their island MY choice

voca.ro/1d7KINSPGD7Q

what the helly?

keripik

plant-based: cassava, banana, apple keripiks
batter-coated: tempe, chicken intestine (usus), mushroom keripiks
flour-based (small/thin): kaca, pangsit keripiks

kerupuk

flour-based (large): most kerupuks
animal-based: cattle skin kerupuk

That was ages ago, bruh.
He glows up now.

looks like ariff

It's the other malay anon. Ariff is fat.

Mlei and indons be like: I suffer as the top 2 GDP growth in asean

why is the Philippines behind

no we fucking dont

youtube.com/watch?v=emPqaeJsRBk

everyone is looking at their phone, no one is cleaning

So that explains why you can build a PC in Indonesia for $10

walk through the streets of manila video: abject poverty, crime, pollution, whores

walk through the streets of davao video: first world, polite people, cleanliness, economic growth

youtube.com/watch?v=PIdwgK0WUGM
it's never been more over

why it do be like that thoughbeit however?

The answer is literally crime and drugs, NCR is a narcostate and Davao is saving the Philippines unfortunately the powers that be don't want the Philippines to be saved. At least the damage is now only concentrated to 3rd world tagnalog mokneys.

manila = pagpag monkey
davao = aryan

Even india is cleaner than the Philippines

Pinoy bros, is $500/month plenty in your country?

The Philippines is the sub saharan Africa of SEA

you're part of the top 5% with that salary

P28k/month

top 5%

what the fuck are you smoking nigga that was my first salary as a fresh graduate like 10 years ago

tick tock... KKNsissies and Avengersissies....

Damn it rains cat and mouse here
I had to drove very slowwwly

i doubt the potato corner lady who just made my snack earn that much

It not cheating if it a massage parlor right bros?!?!

What the best excuse I can give to the wife to let me sneak out in malaysia/vietnam to fuck some hot prostitutes?!?!

This women sticks to me like honey and I need some me time!

the potato corner lady is not 95% of the country you fucking mong

bbm asked cabinet to resign

he’s scared isn’t he

Tell me how 95% of the country earn above 28k bobo

bobo pagi edisyon

That's a man

Why don't you ask your wife to do massage roleplay

that attentionwhore indog is attentionwhoring again. fuck him probably came from kikebook

It not that, I just wanna try new pussy. My wife great but I just wanna try a different phenotype sometimes.

why not do a threesome

Mitä vittua äijä duunaa

Impossible, you know how women are around these parts if they got a good man.

It like bitch tactics and serious mate guarding.

but u can get a hooker for money, then shes not a threat

construction worker in my neighborhood just got toasted alive

fresh pagpag

I want to keep the peace, but I have too big of a wallet and there alot of girls here who deserves to feel my penis.

That happens all the time

is he ok now

congrats, what was he being toasted for?

For $300 a month

Way too much

Yea… i’m thinking VIP2. Regret not doing this is bangkok and I’ve always wanted to fuck a native viet girl.

Don't cheat on your loving wife, chud

69 a hooker

do people really

Kek I aint doing that, I just want a blow job and nuru sex. Boob sucking and cum on face is also great.

At least make her lick your asshole.

Nah that shit gross, i like to let it em lick my nipples though.

That's gay

Dont fucking indonesian men cheat at a high rate too?

sex havers gtfo

Code?

I love making women know they're below me.

Just have four wives
My grandpa could only afford two

wtff code?!?

Im only allowed one, it fucking ghey.

Niko kawagoe
I don't like her though

where do you all find actual hilot places? Thai and swedish massage I feel are actual scams because they just rub your back and limbs, the face and back massage from your local barbero feels better ngl

I would never cheat on my crush (if she ever becomes my wife).

Seriously, with so many nubile girls running around. How doesn’t it make you guys insane especially if you have the economic means to get them?

I’ve been to JP and I know KR also has a healthy red light district. (Next item).

You say that shit and then you get bored. Or she becomes uppity.

we don't objectify women here chud

Sex with prostitutes are loveless. Sex with wife is
more meaningful.

fakecels out

this is a truecel only zone

worked til late night to get more works done

ended up making you even more lazy tmr

Nigga, I was incel until I took the dive. Sex is just that sex.

Except sex that you have with your loved one. With lots of hugs and kisses.

love

grow up

Bitch i’ve had that all weak, I just wanna fuck a viet and malay girl and cross it off the list.

You do you

^tsmt

All the people in this thread have a high chance of being cheated by their wives.
Dub and it's true

implying chuds in this general has wives

I will marry my crush eventually thougheverbeit

Regret taking a wife bro… I could have just settled for KTV and massage girls in comfort.

Is it even worth having a wife in the year of our lord 2025? Look what happened to PeruANO

why are filipinos so messed up in the head

My crush is so cute and pure. She would never cheat.

Your crush has fucking socials, to let the local chad know she available to be fucked.

dub and she won't cheat

Rolll

If 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 she wont cheat and stay pure for you.

Choosing Again: I denounce YEHOVAH.
I denounce Yeshua/Jesus.
I denounce Muhammad/Allah.
I denounce Abraham.

Hail Jupiter-Eloah, explicitly & implicitly. Selah.

Amen, so mote it be.

stfu freddit

have sex incel chuds

i'm trying

laokot thread

Not bad.
Middle management/professionals with no experience tier

Lack of money and high stress jobs

too early chud

its not bago thoughbeit

bagong?

tfw was making $4.6k a month with maxing out retirement accounts…

also stop copying me chud

give me 500$

you're the one copying me chud

dont make early bago chuds

ITS UP

youre the one copying me chud

im the original chuds

Now you're getting it.

TOO FUCKING EARLY CHUD

YOURE ALL IMITATING ME CHUDS

Wait until i’m an oknha bro? I’m at $417k at 30.

Pipe down bitch

You know donating for Oknha title was 500,000$ back in the day.
Now, it's >1,000,000$

Firstoid or rich kid?

sybau chud

300

itoddler filename 3DPD thread

someone make real bagong please

still early chud

REAL BARU HERE

SNEED

300

stop spamming thread chuds

Bro it's so unimaginably sad how your life revolves around creating the next thread for a general in a Mongolian basket weaving forum. Have you really got so little going on in your pathetic miserable life that you have endless amounts of time waiting until the thread reaches 280 posts just so you can go to reddit and save an image of some ugly whore and use it as the new thread picture? You did not contribute any meaningful posts for the previous thread. You did not post any funny images. You do not generate any OC. You do not even have a computer. You are a phoneposter who only derives value from making early threads for the past few months and you have the audacity to seethe about legitimate threads? You're fucking worthless.

Jesus fucking wept.

^tsmt.

keyed

That inflation.

Seething lol

at least when you posted vivamax it was kinda funny tbqhwy

MOVE

310th post

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xD

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