/asean/

kiss your sister

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say it back

Good morning saars

gm chuddies

WAKE THE FUCK UP, WAGIES!

thats not scaramouche

uhh guys?

Bisayans

Scams whitoids out of billions gets away with it

Tagalog(pagpaglogs)

Hope to baby trap whitoids(never works) begs for gibs from Bisayans and Chinks. Eats pagpag

Hope to baby trap whitoids(never works) begs for gibs from Bisayans and Chinks. Eats pagpag

Look at how rich mr.lim is that means we are not eating pagpag

HAHAHAHHAHAHAA

Look at how rich mr.lim is that means we are not eating pagpag

HAHAHAHHAHAHAA

Scams whitoids out of billions gets away with it

heh

Fool. This is the answer:
We Americans don't appreciate that we have easy access to tech stocks (NVDA, etc.) Not as easy for Aseans to invest in. Meanwhile, bitcoin is a global asset and has performed better than even the best tech stocks. If I were you, I'd put my gajian into a BTC exchange and buy as many satoshis as I could every month. Currently, 1 satoshi is about 14k IDR.

I had caffeine withdrawal a few minutes ago and felt like I was going to die

not posting unless the sexpats are out

When is the US military going to have a permanent presence at Clark again so I can move to SEA?

Any gaming PC build for 2000 pesos?

Just buy psvita

posting on an american website

telling americans to go away

Classic tsundere type

Little girl

And I thought our real estate vacancy problem is bad

No but what is stopping you from working there?

NTA but learning Thai seems like a waste of time and your social circles in Thailand will be exclusively sexpats which is the nightmare scenario

i dont want to work though

Correction, 1 sat = 18 IDR currently.
Surely you can afford to invest in 5000 sats/month. You will thank yourself in 4 years.

security deposit

1 month deposit

advance deposit

utility deposit

I'm just going to live with my parents.

Based bitcorn farmer.

Why they're like this in Malaysia/Singapore?

Why they're like this in Malaysia/Singapore? I don't think they work in similar place. But you'll see this commonly during weekends.

Bye guys, it's been a fun 10 months with all of ya

Coffee time

sea men are cucks their women would rather fuck low IQ uneducated indians

bump eet

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whore

I do not know svffering as a diaspora, how do I empathize more with my SEA bros?

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They do this as well. I thought it only happens when the women are either a divorcee or cheating when their husband doesn't know anything back home but it also happens to young women. Why is that? Is there no men from their countries that tells them not to do that or at least report it to the (religious) authority in the host countries, especially those in Saudi Arabia?

Give us money

Nah. Any amount I give is not enough to let you escape svffering.

what keeps my fellow /asean/ going? at this point im just living life ironically

just bee urself

real estate is evil
the number of property one individual or group can own must be limited

my frens

Check out the expat group.

old boomer expats seething at rich locals or diaspora bagging hotties

female expats seething that all the male expats are dating locals.

Why are they like this?

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shitty excuse for a ritual larp that pollutes our waterways with organic and inorganic material causing eutrophication and killing aquatic wildlife

I need $1k to escape suffering

That 3 months of being a wagie in flip land.

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Landchads keep winning

There are Americans that struggle to find work too, because fake job postings are common here.

You’re fucked as an american if you didn’t keep the tight knit extended family like in SEA.

you're still in tutorial mode tho

at least you get neetbucks in freedom land

no they dont

they do nothing and get money
yet they claim that they suffer

second place in 3-player mahjong

screaming out me arse

We have a different set of problems but they are just as valid as thirdies.

Where to buy bitcoin without kyc bullshit in Indogland?

Indo laws require KYC sadly. But technically you can probably use Bisq or Pursa. KYC will be easier.

Kiss Your Cici?

how do i gain 5 kilos

kool york city

Is it over?

Seger liat portfolio ijo2 semua

KYC will be easier

So what's the point? Not a chance lol

Es cincau?

You wouldn’t be a chud and kick out your mother right?

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They just want to steal your profits via taxation probably. No biggie.

turn on amerinews

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he doesn't know cendol

newfags

cendol dong gan

HAPPENING?

happening

Ngl it gets tiring to keep seeing Chinese and Indian propaganda everywhere in social media. As pathetuc as it is that they'd stoop that low its worse to see people just consuming that stuff. Sad, wish there was a solution to this current conundrum

what the helly?

gday asean

Same, couldn't wait for more BYD shitboxes to burn down so I don't have to see their buzzers again.

Age 30

Only worth $417k.
It over for me bros.

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Bought my daniels for my ship trip to borneo tonight, can't afford to buy a plane ticket

just turnoff the internet
stop consuming reels
find another hobby

Cendol is nice, but cincau is superior. Prove me wrong

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volcel or incel?

no such thing as incel if you have money

^materialist faggot

bino thai compilation

that's how reality works
faggots here can get laid just by paying 10 dollars to underage kids

thing is we don't have money

Itu si Aurelia Vizal kerjanya apa sih? Tiap liat feed-nya kayak lagi ngelonte sama sugar daddy di LN melulu.

a wealthy incel could believe engaging in prostitution is immoral, there much more variables than just reduct it to money

no can do chuddie already integrated into every public transport we have

I thought we're buying buses from Scania?
I ride TJ regularly and all the buses are Scania.

fake job postings are common here.

Why though? Usual HR powertripping or the HRoasties are feeling guilty that they don't actually do anything and make up work for themselves to appear busy.

Why though?

incentives from government

end of the week

How is this bitch so heavy?

she's big boned

I want you
I want you so bad it's driving me mad
It's driving me mad

She's so HEAVYYY

it's a new thing, going electric to be more environmentally concious or so they say (read: we owe a shit ton to china and has to do everything they say).

Aw man, I still remember how shit was the ride on the Zongtong buses.
And now we'll be using Zongtong Mk2: Electric Bogaloo?

i don't understand what the fuck those genetics autists on Anon Babble are saying

did they finally ban the employment monkey

repeatedly cheat with my gf(now ex)

look her up 5 years later

social media completely blank

abnormal for a socialite like her

find out from a friend that she became a vivamax artist

Even more sexier now compared to when we were dating

Just waiting for the eventual scandal or drug overdose news

I broke her bros, shouldnt have told her I was gonna marry her.

since you adressed the topic, here is some brutal /asean/ genetic truthnukes

regarding maritime only pinoys are rightful austronesians

rest of "austronesians" are larping austroasiatic mutts who somehow got cucked into speaking austronesian language

mainland are crypto chinks to various degrees with small jeet admixture

vietnamese are tais larping as austroasiatic/han speaking austroasiatic language

thais are actually austroasiatics larping as tais speaking tai language

here is the ultimate blackpill

/asean/ are genetically inferior stock that their own intelligence or lack thereof prevents them from getting out of the third world

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thai

1.2 southern european

???

imagine thinking you need intelligence to get out of this hellhole
ye those maids really are high IQ people

what do you think Anon Babble consist of?

fvking brvtal...
I don't know how that got in there. I don't think it's prostitution either thats overblown historical abberation

i want to be boymaid for princess

does java mean the whole land of java or just javanese. because i don't believe you can clutter every ethnic group in the island unto austro asiatic . especially betawi people with all their blood miixing practices

The Betawi people are the indigenous people of Jakarta and its surroundings.

Batavia (now Jakarta) became a center of trade and government, attracting immigrants from various regions and countries.

Immigrants bring their traditions and culture which then mix with local culture.

The descendants of this mixture are known as the Betawi people.

Examples of ethnic groups involved in mixing: Balinese, Sumatran, Chinese, Arab, and Portuguese.

the annam mountains were a miniature himalayas defending dai viet from western cryptojeet invasion

Certified tagalog moment

that goes without saying.

The average pinoy man is short and stupid. It can't get any worse than that.

It can't get any worse than that.

it's called being indian

average indog hapa is unironically whiter than average flip hapa despite flips claiming they have european (spanish jajaja) genes

TRVKE

the cure to being filipino is suicide

why you still up laokot?

thats not scaramouche

Old fat white boomers have higher testosterone than a 20 year old pinoy

alright

what the helly?

Reminder that Filipinos are part white. They are not like east/southeast-asians. In places like Malaysia, Indonesia and Hong Kong the European settlers were few and what small number of eurasians they had were sent back to Europe or England. In the Philippines, it was a different story.. tens of thousands of latino soldiers from mexico and Peru came to Manila and other cities and never left but mixed with the indigenous asian peoples. Along with smaller numbers of spanish and Americans.
This is why many Filipinos score anywhere from 1-25% European on 23andme tests.

While other southeast-asians are just the same boring mix of Chinese, tribal jungle people and pajeets, like all other southeast-asians (except Filipinos).
That said, it is common knowledge in southeast-Asia that the Vietnamese looking the most chink/jap and the Indonesians/thai look more pajeet. While Filipinos are diverse looking with some hapa-like looks occasionally.