I got laid off this morning and now I’m sad and scared
Have you ever been laid from work in your cunt?
yeah both
yeah multiple times
Yeah, they were tired of me not giving a damn about being late to work and also missing my flight
It feels surreal. I have to enter the job market now
Yeah got fired from my first job.
Massive relief, became a permaneet instead. That was 14 years ago. Not had a job since.
sounds like a peak russian way to dodge military service
Swedes can't suffer.
Yeah I got laid off last year. I cried in my car and had a beer in my bed at 8am
Hahaha you're so funny man!
I have never gotten laid and I'm 27 years old
I'm actually Norwegian/Icelandic but don't tell anyone.
Was it easy for you to find something else? My field is over saturated and wages are so low right now compared to COL.
ahh you were fired, I see. Have you found another job?
stop lying
Same but I'm 32
Yeah, couple of days later
Wait, laid off means not same as fired?
How is Israel's unemployment social net? Lots of gibs, no gibs, some gibs?
Laid off usually means its because company doesnt have money to pay you and fired means you were let go because sucked at your job
checked
how does this happen in Greece where it's summer all year long?
sure. didn't get fired, management just fucked up with compliance and we got shut down
I’ve never been fired before :,( do you like being a permaneet? Do you still have a social life? The company I work for is closing. This so my first time loosing a job without me quitting and I don’t know what to do with myself.
Oh, that happened to me on my first job, they called me when I was on last days of my vacation and asked me to write the paper because they didn't had more work for me
Same. My company got bought out a year I was let go
Nice are you hot? Tall?
That’s good:) do you like it?
Damn:(
First time
19yo.
working a cleaning job in supermarket
get called to office after six months
"sorry, but we no longer need your services"
they hired an unpaid intern instead and got paid by the gubmint for doing so
Age 24
got job at local garage
really good at the mechanical stuff
fix cars like a bloody magician
even learn how to fix paint and restore interiors
turn 28
"sorry anon but we are cannot afford you anymore, sorry, but you know....sorry"
Spend a year as a NEET, turn 30
get international contact job via Toyota -Sweden and work that for for 17 months
get asked if I wanna work in Tokyo as a "representative" and say yes right away
get apartment for free in Yotsuya - Tokyo
33m2 which is large by their standars
work 4 months in Japan, 8 months in Sweden
lose virginity to cute jap woman
turn 34
"sorry anon, we no longer need your services"
lost job a gain
but dad passed away and got full inheritance (no tax on it here) and bought a flat in Yokohama for $60k
still spend winters in Sweden and summers in Japan
wanna get a job in Yokohama so I have a good reason to migrate and become a citizen
I am shit at learning languages
Life is a struggle.
Pay is great but work is meh but alright
Nice are you hot?
Normal Swede I guess. Blonde, blue eyes, strong jaw. Pewdiepie build.
Tall?
189 cm.
Sorry about your dad,
You’re doing okay though!
Hot, you single?
Hot, you single?
What else?
Never even hugged a woman who wasn't family...
The ones paying for his neet ass to exist do
You're doing okay though!
Dad lived a good life. Felt like I had to make it right on my side.
He had a random heart attack. It has made me VERY aware of my own health and I always use a smart watch with pulse, blood pressure and I see my doctor every 6 months.
Scary thing is that dad had a clean bill of health. Literally nothing wrong, perfect health for his age just months before he went.
Shit is fucking with my mental state..
I’m sorry:( that’s brutal. Sounds like a form of grieving
Should have up-skilled, useless runt
I got laid off a year ago and haven’t found anything since, I have a computer science degree.
runt
Why so mean?
should have upskilled
I’m working on my masters. We simply weren’t all born to be STEM or finance majors..
Brutal.. I’ve heard it’s a tough market for them right now.
Getting laid off is only an issue if you have been blind and lazy about your own value, or enter a useless field, time to get more valuable and not collect even more pieces of useless paper
OP has been relentlessly mocking unemployed people, especially unemployed males who don't have highly active sex lives.
This is karma.
OP has been relentlessly mocking unemployed people,
How do you know
If she has a disagreement with someone on this board she asks them if they are "incel neets" as if that somehow invalidates their perspectives and ideas.
desuarchive.org
How did you go from local mechanic to international contact for a major corporation?
He is evil beyond belief
Yes and I was happy because they paid me 540 a week for a few months until it ran out then I applied for jobs
now I’m sad and scared
live on unemployment benefits and find any easy job until one that works with your career/CV appears
That’s a good company, mind me asking what field?
Why would you wanna spend winters in Sweden?
It was the state that paid me. I've never worked anything skilled at all. Just basic bitch jobs. If only it had happened during COVID I'd have gotten over 1000 a week and there was no time limit (it ended when the pandemic was dying down)
there was no time limit
it ended
This energises me
Just the absolute worst.
Asking the important questions
Must be a blue state
How did you go from local mechanic to international contact for a major corporation?
Toyota. My local garage is mainly Toyota and Honda here in Sweden. I did a majority of work on just Toyotas.
Why would you wanna spend winters in Sweden?
Because our summers suck ass. It's either raining 24/7 or 30+ and super dry 24/7. Nothing in between.
By spending the winters here, I get a perfect summer abroad.
I avoid working in the private sector for this specific reason. You get zero fucking protection, and it doesn't matter how good you do your job.
Deep red
I meant it was indefinite