Wypipo be like:
I love you, dad
Wypipo be like:
wypipo be like: kids? we're DINK (double income no kids). now it's off for some after work brewskis at the arcade bar with my hubby and tyrone
I say this and I do this.
Wytpipo be like
i cant have sex time to shoot up walmart
Wypipo be like: it's okay to be a weak man, it's okay to express your feelings, it's ok to cry
Wypipo be like
If you don't hug muhamad and suck Ngubu later, I'll report you to the police and get your life destroyed for not promoting our beautiful diversity
Wypipo be like
Now listen here Timmy, it's impolite to slurp one's soup
Wypipo be like:
I love you dad. I love you, second dad
hahaha that's soooo me. I say that all the time!
Ummm I don't remember saying that
Wypipo be like imma clean my shotgun when timmy comes pick up my daughter up but then she gets pregnant from tyrone
mohammeds be like
mashallah mehmet this 4 year old will be the perfect wife
Wypipo be like imma take a month break from work to mourn my dead chihuahua
Wypipo be like
Suzanne, call the police, I just found a grain of salt in my salad!
Muslims be like
AHRMAJAYWHSIDKEMWODJEUEBEUHE AIEHESUIWNE ALLAH AOEHEJDUDBOWBRDI JEIWWJRUEIEKSOJWUWEB ALLAHU ACKBA- *BOOM*
Actually lol’d
Good one
Wypipo be like
An apple a day keeps the doctor away! *dies from a sun burn after 10 seconds outside*
brown people be like
who care about pets? they are just animals like everything else *eats dog*
Ypipo would say jeebus cripes feel guilty and put a dollar in the swear jar
Blakpipo be like:
Where my dad gone?
Ypipo be like i am proud of you son with teary eyes hug him and then kick him out at 18
Wypipo be like
My 6 months old baby is trans, I know because he was starting at a rainbow for more than 2 seconds
kek
Why are you on tranny dating sites?
Ypipo would call the HOA because their neighbours grew mint in their lawn
Ypipo be like
Poor Mahmadou doesn't deserve prison, raping babies was part of his religion back in Africa before we took their dignity by preventing them from feeding baby dick to wildlife
Let him rape as many kindergartens as he wants as reparations
Ypipo be like your cologne is too strong and is giving me headaches,if you wash your hands with perfumed soap
Follow your dreams,son
HOOOOOOOOOOO BABY THAT'S-A SPICY TAMALE OOOOOOH AHHH SHHHH JEEZE LOUISE HAAAAH OOOH HAA HAA HAA *SIPS COLA* OH EEESH SHHH HOLY FRIJOLE AH WOW SHHH I SEE WHY THEY CALL IT FIRE SAUCE OOOOOF
Hey,you better watch out,Buddy!
you're on thin ice,pal!
Lol nice
T white person
double income no kids
this implies single income and kids is a possibility and it isn't
it's either double income and kids or double income and no kids, unless you're a billionaire
Listen chief, don't go chasing waterfalls ace, stick to the rivers and streams you are used to amigo
LOLOLOLOL they really be like that
Bro you are white
what's going on there?
ypipo be like i am going on a self discovery trip for a year in venezuela at 45
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zero reply losers
ypipo be like you aren't invited to this year's christmas party because your political views were too spicy and we wouldn't be comfortable with you here
Kek.
well gee whizz looks like i ruffled some feathers
wise guy huh?
Back when i was a kid i was told to be lucky to be born in the first generation where it was socially acceptable for fathers to show affection for their kids
ypipo be like hey bud your'e invited to my vasectomy party,my wife is baking the cake
pedophiling
for you
but they are right though
NOOoOoO dA hecKInG pUppEriNoOoOo!!!!!!
it was made to be my friend or whatever!!!!!!
nooOoOo not the KITTYYYYY
ITS SO CUTE AND STUFF
lol ok bro, your pets would eat you within 24 hours if they thought you were dead
eat your pets before they eat you
I met one of these. The guy was bald.
wypipo don't even season dey air
I don't appreciate your tone,Mister!
Well that's a grown-up goat
ypipo have a kid and a days later buy an "no 1 dad" cup