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Do You Use Bidet in Your Country
Shooting water up your asshole is very gay behavior.
Bidets?
I use the pressure function in my shower (I only shit maybe once every 3 days)
this. having an entire device sitting in your bathroom just to clean your ass is retarded. just sit on the edge of the bathtub and rinse your ass with the shower. problem solved.
I have a walk-in shower next to my toilet so I always shower after I take a shit.
One of these plus overhead fall and surround jets.
Maybe I'm autistic but I like my post-shit shower.
just smear shit in your bathtub
obviously you wipe your ass first
I use wet wipes like a normal person.
Those are not flushable, even "flushable" wipes.
I just keep a dirty ass. It's not like anyone is getting near there. But it does feel very nice to take a bath and be fully clean.
Why are wypipo so afraid of bidets?
Ew, whities are nasty. Dey dont use water to clean their bum hole >~<
Yes I use the hand shower after shitting. Most people use only toilet paper kinda disgusting desu.
I use baby wipes marketed for lazy retards
Fixed
Absolute game changer, especially when you get one that cleans the nozzle ,electric seat warmer etc
Got a seat with so many settings and it's so fucking good. Waste less paper since your ads will be clean you just need the paper to actually dry the area. Absolutely 10/10. Whenever I am in a household without one I feel like I've gone back in time to worse era.
You will be shitting if not every day , once every two days or several during one day etc. Why shouldn't it be made comfortable like a good sofa or a good work chair.
they are in america
probably not in mexico tho... I've heard the plumbing is shit down there
very disgusting that you don't clean yourself properly btw
I sit over the bath and use the shower hose on my arse after shitting, so yes but I don't have a specific bidet.
t.the result of cancerous finnish diet enojoy your colon cancer
i shit in the shower so i just wash there
foul foul foul
bet your homes reek
these are practically dildos for women with different settings
foul
and what do these shower shitting freaks do when they need to take a shit and they're not at home? one shudders to think
I wipe my arse first for fucks sake you don't just hose your poeey bumhole straight from the toilet.
bruh
Why on earth would my home smell?
spraying clean water to wash the shit off > smearing shit around on your ass and saying you're clean
I can't shit either what should I do
That's fucking disgusting...
stop eating this every day
I never shit if I can't wash my ass with bidet. The idea of going around with shit ass is revolting to me
B-but you can clean it with just toilet paper
You can't
I wipe until the paper is clean dudes, I didn't mean to imply I didn't wipe. But of course, that doesn't make your ass fully clean, I'm aware of it.
t. ass full of shit
how do normal people have casual sex with everyone. I bet most of them have poop butt and smelly dick or vagina
Take these with your breakfast, you're probably not getting enough fibre
I don't understand shitting outside your own home, just shit in the morning after you wake up and you're sorted for the day, who wants to shit in some piss and shit covered public toilet?
Sex is a no brain activity. I get laid pretty much every Wacken Open Air and Sweden Rock festival and we're talking camping in the mud type hygiene plus alcohol and shitty fast food for days.
You don't care when you're in the mood because you both stink like hell.
just shit in the morning after you wake up and you're sorted for the day
I shit 2-3 times per day. And yes, it's within normal parameters.
I only shit once a day on my cut, was twice before, but even then just like you can adjust your sleep schedule you can adjust your poo schedule. Public toilets are vile, my arse isn't touching a seat 100 other blokes have shat and pissed on.
But it’s cleaner. No infections,sores, won’t feel sticky
You can eat my ass and not get sick.
In fact whites will eat ass and shit but not spice
Nasty
I work construction so for me it's those portable blue toilets. You get used to it.
I always have a morning poop, mid-afternoon poop and then my final shit after dinner just before bed.
Been the same for 20 years since I started working.
The last time I ever used a portable toilet I took this photo, never again.
Do they bite?
Don't you find wiping disgusting? I mean your finger is almost in direct contact with your shit. You can use bidet first and then wipe later.
This is the biggest spider we have in Sweden. The European giant house spider.
It's harmless to humans and I have a couple in my house.
It isn't touching the shit and you wash your hands afterwards, muzzies will wet their hands and then directly wash their shite covered arsehole which is literally touching the poo.
Yes but they aren't venomous.
Do they not have soap and sinks in Indonesia?
We get those too but they're brown more than black.
I only shit once a week and it usually comes out dry. I shit and wipe before taking my daily shower where I clean it thoroughly with soap. Bidets are just unnecessary for my case.
Btw crazy ass ad comparing blacx mouth to anuses
Your fingers never touch shit, there's paper there. Plus we wash our hands after going on the loo