ITT: Anon Babble in 1665

South of us layeth the fetid swamp of Roger Smith, the so-called colony of Rhode Island where dwelleth all manner of Blasphemerf, heathen, and unbeliever. A greater spectacle of abomination and Calumny there never was seen.

i’m gay hehehe try and catch me!!!

By 1665 they had settled a bit of land around São Paulo, but they only expanded towards Minas Gerais by the end of that century.

I feel sure they shall grant you a welcoming home in Rhode Island, villain.

Difobeying an order from His Majefty? Unthinkable!

Yes, by then the gold rush had fully kicked in and there were strides into expanding deeper inland, even going down into Uruguay but Portuguese history is very prone to being rewritten ou algo assim

Scotland is the same country as England even though it isn't and just 20 years ago they invaded England and forced them to pay for the occupation

Following the Restoration in 1660 the English government repeatedly ordered the Bay Colony to cease minting coins, which it considered treasonous. However the orders were ignored until at least 1682.[8]

And that was the beginning of future disagreements between the colonies and London to come, as there weren't enough English coins around for commerce so locally minted ones were a matter of necessity.

Officially they're two separate countries until 1707.

HAAAEEEYYYAAAAAHOOOOOOYYYYYYAAAAAA

orderf

'long s' at the word's end is (almost) always just 's'

I am big

The wyfe hath given birth to her eighth child thif month. Sadly my eldest son Nathaniel was scalped by the savages whilst off north on a hunting expedition earlier thif year.

scalped

That was introduced in Canada by English colonists to encourage other natives to kill the MickMack

you are probably also conscripted into the army in never ending wars against everyone

Hello I feel London needs improved fire safety before something bad happens there. Just a feeling.

I'm not Ottoman, anons, I swear I'm yuropean

thif

Stop

Mine was around 1290.

my ancestors are in Ireland now and are likely being starved and enslaved on English estates only 20 years after half the population was genocided

Cool but like that's kinda late for European city too

Some Scandinavian cities were founded pretty late. Belfast was only founded in the early 17th century.

t. Fahreddin Pomakoglu

It's ok now but sultan keeps saying he will invade vienna but I don't think he's actually gonna do it.

J’ai acheté un autre esclave pour ma chérie. Merci dieu que j’ai déménagé icitte

J’espère que nous ne perdons jamais notre culture ou quelque chose

The union of Spain and Portugal in 1580 was officially only a union of the two crowns and all existing Portuguese laws and institutions were left undisturbed. This arrangement was honored as long as Philip II lived. Beginning under Philip IV and Olivares the decision was made to fully incorporate Portugal as a Spanish province and assimilate the population. Spaniards flocked into governmental posts and ecclesiastical sees and the Inquisition suppressed Portuguese cultural life. Portugal's shipping and colonies were also looted indiscriminantly by the English and Dutch in their wars with Spain--in 1630 the Dutch seized a profitable strip of northern Brazil and held it for 24 years until a Portuguese counterattack expelled them. As national income declined, resentment at the Spanish increased.

Finally, the Portuguese nobles and clergy took advantage of Spanish distraction with the Thirty Years War to launch a furious revolt. They proclaimed Joao, Duke of Braganza king in 1640 and Spain could not spare any military resources to deal with this situation--French and Dutch ships anchored off Lisbon and Paris vowed to never make peace with the Spanish until Portuguese independence was recognized. After pressures eased elsewhere Spain sent an army of 35,000 troops into Portugal. The Portuguese only had 13,000 men to oppose them but Charles II of England, in exchange for marriage to Catherine of Braganza and a profitable trade deal, sent an army under the brilliant general Friederich von Strohmberg. The Spanish were defeated at Amexial and Montes Claros and in 1668 finally gave up and accepted Portuguese independence.

FUCKIIIIING JEEEEEEEEEWS

Slaves for sale! Slaves for sale!

My ancestors had just fought off the Dutch
Good times

Se acabó...

We in Virginia love our King and the Church of England. It is most fortunate that the Puritan rouges and scoundrels were expelled from power in England five years ago. Let them stay in Massachufetts where they belong. The rascals do not even see fit to let a man own playing cards or to partifipate in horse races.

It's a pretty small village so it's not that surprising.

tell me about it. i was fined ten shillings and put in the pillory in the Boston Commons for wearing clothing in a color other than black. they fined me another 5 shillings for asking which part of the Bible prohibits that.

currently in a protracted conflict with Venice but 1665 saw a lull in the fighting

MFW my town was raided by Injuns again

They scalpled my fucking neighbor

To be fair I hated that guy.

I'm 5000% sure this map is bs and russia wasnt even 1/3rd as big as on this rusdog made, fake map

they were already fighting Chinks for the Amur river.

The siege of Albazin was a military conflict between the Tsardom of Russia and Qing China from 1685 to 1686. It ultimately ended in the surrender of Albazin to Qing China and Russian abandonment of the Amur River area in return for trading privileges in Beijing.

DUTCH engineers were there btw to help these Orientals fight. DUTCH engineers

its quite easy to kill steppe people if you have guns

Russia actually did extend pretty far out into Siberia by the 1660s, a Russian expedition reached the Pacific coast in 1643 and there were border conflicts with China during this time.

I wasn't talking about official limits but the actual de facto expansion.
This is what I thought

allllllaaaaaaaaaaahuuuuuuuuuuuakbaaaaaaaaaaaar

Germany had lost so many people in the Thirty Years War that for some 25 or so years concubinage was widely practiced.

hey if you're Christian you at least don't get drafted into the army

As it turned out, Catherine had a cursed womb so Charles had to name his brother Jimmy the Second as heir to the throne and...ha ha oh boy.

hello Petrus, thanks for Nieuw Amsterdam she'll look real nice alongside Boston

Live in a place with good farmland

Not ruled by ott*mans

Don't have to fight wars with neighbouring tribes over grazing grounds

Have fat heavy bottomed maidens with huge breasts

Have the whole of winter off because it's snowing

Suffer

Franks in fact DO NOT SUFFER

I move to São Paulo and join the Bandeirantes

until my son gets kidnapped by the t.urks and gets turned into a janissary

Have fat heavy bottomed maidens with huge breasts

as opposed to your brown unibrow women who are so unappealing they all have to wear garbage bags to hide their unibrowed visage

being a janissary is a much better fate than living your whole life as a poor peasant

garbage bags

1665

That's it colonyshart i am stealing your daughter in the next NAFRI slaving raid

The Hejaz payed no taxes to Constantinople save for customs duties and the holy cities of Mecca and Medina were supported by charity donations from wealthy benefactors in the Ottoman Empire. The Turks were also committed to provide safe passage for religious pilgrims. No sultan ever visited the holy cities but lesser Ottoman princes and officials visited at times. The central desert of Arabia remained outside Ottoman control.[2]

The OP map does have an error in that it shows Oman as part of the Ottoman Empire which it was not. The Ottomans had controlled Muscat for a period in the previous century however Oman was fully independent in the 1660s after having expelled the Portuguese 15 years earlier.

ooo the misery
everybody wants to be my enemiiiiii
spare the sympathy
everybody wants to be
my enemi i-i-i-iii