What is your favorie dish from israeli cuisine?

That looks halal

Shakshuka is tunesian, not even from anywhere near israel

Because it's arab food, not israeli. Israelis just stole it and claimed it as their own because they have no food on their own

Our food is imported from other cultures like all new world countries. There are a few things we’ve created on our own like nanimo bars, arguably poutine (but that’s literally just French fries with cheese curd and gravy) and a few maple syrup based treats but we’ll create more new things with time. So will you Israeli, you live in a brand new baby nation so you haven’t had the time to create your own things yet.

I know you’re going to get defensive when you read this because you guys literally always do but I’m being nice right now. So chill the fuck out.

halal means space i dont think they would eat hamin in space but they might make something like sabih in space if you needed an israeli space dish

we predate founding of canada by ~3000y

I remember an Israeli salad which was mostly composed of cabbage and dry grapes with vinegar. Idk if you see what im talking about OP but if so, could you tell me the name of it pls?

See? I knew you’d get defensive and be weird about this. Stop being so predictable..

What is with old worlders and these weird lamps pretending their countries aren't barely a century old. You were founded in the 40s, India and Pakistan are older

Please don't mix israel with actual real countries. It's insulting

Toothpaste man, your country was founded in 1945 BY US from the ashes of the nazis

you're just being wrong and gay
idk online i just see it called 'cabbage and grapes salar'. doesnt look appealing at all imo
we became a unified kingdom in the 1010's BC but we were de facto an independent country for centuries before this

when I was in Tel Aviv I had this spicy sauce called temani schug. It was a simple and delicious condiment that I would eat with anything, from bland rice crackers to baked fish.

Grilled Palestinians.
The taste of BBCs that my wife desires thanks to Israeli psychological warfare

Blööd of Sacrificed Children especially from the anus of young boys and the vaginas of young girls

this?

I heard foreskin was pretty kosher

yes it was bright radioactive green like that and pretty smooth too, not chunky. highly recommended

we became a unified kingdom in the 1010's BC but we were de facto an independent country for centuries before this

Your country was created by Europeans in 1948 after decades of immigration into a British protectorate set up to govern the captured Ottoman Empire
To avoid being killed by other Europeans, you decided to take out your frustrations and start killing native Arabs - cue 60 years later where you are literally imprisoning and bombing them while they suffer in open-air prison camps, this time without the swimming pools or even the skin lampshade factories that your people went through

Sick shit

we're asian not european retard king shaul was the first one to unite the place and he was not threated by euros he was threatened by neighbors within israel. some became allies later on

Bruh you gon git bann'd off Anon Babble for heckin anti-Semitism.
It already happened to me.
Do not fight against the Jew, for the Jew will gravely injure you even when you lightly tread on him.

Stop with the larp lechaim, your ancestors were germans and Poles
You are just a German-Pole mutt squatting in the house of a desert Arab while larping as a 60 billion year old civilization that has no correlation to historical evidence -> the first temple was a mud hut, surrounded by mud huts. your entire religion was essentially spun whole cloth from a propaganda campaign during the Babylonian exile to make your religion more like the Zoroastrians and convince the Persians to let them back in to their desert shithole and build an actual temple

I have no problems with Jews practicing Judaism, the religion of Judaism is a proud ancient tradition that has informed many traditions of the Western and Eastern world. My problem is the Israeli (not all Jews) larp that they are the only legitimate successors to a long-dead iron age tribal shithole as Germano-Franco-Slavic mutts instead of the actual locals being the successors in any way - then they proceed to use that justification to cause real harm and ethnic cleansing to said locals as though they themselves weren't being genocided just a few decades ago

Cycles of violence and harm beget one another

my point is you dont know the history so you would not be able to have an in depth discussion of the cuisine

If you're Asian, then so is every single Indo-European because haplogroup R1a is ultimately descended from haplogroup P1, which was borne by the Ancient Northeast Asians who were the ancestors of Native Americans, Chinese people, and Swedish imps.

But you wouldn't call a man from Oaxaca (Mexico) "my fellow Asian" just because his haplotype (O) originated in Asia 40K years ago, would you?

oxcacan is american not asian

Oil is oil and barley is barley. Cuisine belongs to cooks and semen and pus belongs to individuals.

well answer the question then list the dishes you like

I’m being nice to you actually

That’s a Yemeni dish

Actual Jewish cuisine is borscht, pastrami, gefilte, not the shit you've stolen and stitched together from across the middle east

Skhug is Yemeni, shakshuka is Moroccan, hummus is Levantine, falafel is Egyptian, the list goes on. You have no actual cuisine except for that which you abandoned to live this sad larp.

then dont lie, especially not obvious stuff like that i live in this country i know when it was founded.

C'est vrai, but would you call a man born in South Korea in an American airbase to two Americans of pure English descent and who grew up speaking English at home to be as much of a real Asian as a pure-blooded Kazakh whose ancestors continuously inhabited the land that is nowadays Kazakhstan for literally thousands of years and who lives less than 2 miles away from the place where his great-great-great-grandfather was buried?
All humans are ultimately of African origin, but people tend to be classified in terms of the land and ethnic group that they most closely feel connected to and can relate their own life experiences with.

when Yemeni people go to Israel, or more accurately, when they are forcibly expelled from their country, the culinary traditions they bring with them become Israeli. look into the history of the humble tomato, for example.

Israeli as it stands now was formed in the 40s. Most of the populations that exist there now, including yours most likely, came from other regions. I know you still have ancient Hebrew blood and all that but your country as it exists today is new. Why is that difficult to accept? Why is that a bad thing? I don’t get the resistance to it

There used to be an Israeli restaurant near me, but it closed like 3 years ago because of the Wuflu. I'm not even sure what Israeli cuisine is besides Ben Gurion rice.

yea its a matter of perspective/identity

its a cuisine thread tho idk how its related

Tomato is a bad example if for the point you’re trying to make.
Tomato is still the base of many Latin American dishes as well as Mediterranean ones and African ones too actually. The tomato belongs to everyone and Italians do not have a monopoly on it.

The roots of the dish are Yemeni, the dish belongs not just to Israel but to Yemen as well. What’s so controversial about that?

we know the kingdom was formed int he 1020s but
as for the founding it was some years after the 1310s when yehoshua ben nun arrived in israel. if you claim israel was founded in the 1240s thats not stricly true it was probably 1310-1290 not fucking 70 years later

the dish belongs not just to Israel but to Yemen as well

if you had said that in the first place, I would have agreed with you. However, there are unique culinary combinations such as schug with matzo that would only be possible in a fusion culture like Israel.

borscht, pastrami, gefilte

Bagel and lox

KARA

Okay? We are talking about temani schug though no?

I gotta think yourw just trolling at this point

If they yield an inch of space on their claim that Israel is this beyond ancient hyperborean paradise that they alone have claim to for all time they might have to introspectively consider all the horrific shit they have done to their neighbors.
Not saying that the Arabs have done much better, the PLO in their impotent rage have fucked up the stability of every other country and Palestinians have basically ruined institutional support for their own liberation movement by spitting in the face of every government for being insufficiently ideologically pure and blowing up their shit

BUT the Israelis somehow outdo even that in terms of base stupidity

i think you are, ben nun entered israel in the 00s/10s and you're saying israel was founded in the 40s then what were they doing for 70 years? you need to brush up on your history i think

you call it stupid and yet how can usa cuisine compete?

Cajun cuisine alone can beat Levantine cuisine as a whole.

You must sleep