/cum/ Canada USA Mexico

scaring the hoes-edition

me when a gringo

me after i clock into my shift at the U.S. Bureau of Scaring the Hoes

Aggressive sex with these women

being a mother is the hardest job in the world

And if I told you I drank too much? Then what?

IMG_6856.jpg - 1877x1913, 1.01M

Just be white

pov

Just Be White is cope for nonwhite incels. I'm white and a virgin at 26

No one outside Anon Babble says this.

I’m talking about as a woman. Just be white and the world will want you.

gn

méxico te quiero mucho

I'd fuck all of them, do doubt, but the short one in the green top and the thicc one in the red dress would be in my harem.

sybau

Lemme see ur fishing license

Love mid white bitches

I prefer Lady Gaga

i've pregamed a martini and a half for a bar event i'm doing with friends. i hope you all have a fun and exciting weekend! or a cozy one. just make sure it's a good one, okay? goodbye /cum/

Im 26 and ive had sex with 3 different girls

I'm white and a virgin at 26

So is everyone in this thread because we're all white and naturally inclined to want to have sex and romantic relationships with white girls. Having sex with brown girls doesn't cure your incelism because they hold no value, especially for other white people.

Doge will turn it into ai

False. I am non of the above,

it's really quite pathetic how much brown men worship white women

it's really quite pathetic how much WESTERN SOCIETY IN GENERAL worship white women

ALL MEN worship white women.

Pulled a bunch of garlic mustard today but it was at a city park that I know uses herbicide so I dunno if I should eat any of them
As far as I know they only use herbicide on tree trunks after cutting but still

"Go outside, and you'll see unattractive men in relationships all the time!"

The vast majority of these relationships are formed because the woman ends up settling for him.

She's not truly physically attracted to the man but to his resources.

Black men love white women far more. Brown men are lying when they say that.

The first rule of being a female is be white/white passing or East Asian. That’s all that matters otherwise you’re worthless and men will treat you like shit

Why would you tell us what everyone already knows?

*Attractive white-looking East Asian

passengers cant drink on boats in canada

megacope

i like it when a woman wears big glasses

Why do white males want everyone to lust for their women?

kids these days... *shakes head*

I had a phase where I liked Japanese girls, and my entire family, along with anyone who asked about my preference, made fun of me for it. They said things like, "Your children will have slanted eyes" and "Inverted pussy."
But you all say Brazil is a multiracial, accepting society fuck a duck

Another boat crashed into a US bridge. This time it was Mexicans and not Injuns

Reading early Christian history's absurd since you'll read about annoyed bishops being inconvenienced when synods are delayed and relocated to North Africa merely because Italy was too busy being sacked by Germanics. It's like watching your country collapse all around you, but the problems are so extensive and so difficult that you just grow apathetic and decide to get swept up in intellectual/religious debate to escape them. It'd be like handling news of your capital city getting sacked by shitposting on Anon Babble.

*cough*

You mean Indians?

I'm emotionally vulnerable, it's a good thing there are no attractive women around to take advantage of me.

IM 31 my count is over my age... brothers. drugs. skip the booze. js

wish roommateberg would stop shutting the door to the terlit after he's done so I have to keep knocking to know if its occupied

sybau

ALSO. GET OFF Anon Babble AND THE COMPUTER IF YOU WANT PUSSY JS YOU HAVE TO BE A MAN IN MOTION. NOT ASKING OTHER PLEBS ABOUT PUSSY ON A website. life will gradually come to you. you must have value. no bitch wants a nigguh sitting at moms house and drinking beer. learning yall

ALSO. GET OFF Anon Babble AND THE COMPUTER IF YOU WANT PUSSY JS YOU HAVE TO BE A MAN IN MOTION. NOT ASKING OTHER PLEBS ABOUT PUSSY ON A website. life will gradually come to you. you must have value. no bitch wants a nigguh sitting at moms house and drinking beer. learning yall

rape.jpg - 620x535, 37.82K

Do girls really talk to each other between stalls when they go to the bathroom?

Untitled.png - 1428x589, 818.87K

how would I know?

And then what? Nothing. So stop asking

call me a nutsack cuh im ballinm so hard

That is bubba thing. Why are you wearing things like that?

maybe you have connections

Ac broke

look at dis DOOOOOOOOOD

Swear I’m starting to see things

<3

Mexico just bombed the brooklyn bridge.

just another week and I get to be back in brazil

renting a room in my place to a coworker for 1700 a month starting next month

people hate twilight sparkle because she's autism-coded

It didn't happen and they deserved it.

DESU catcha couple felonies NEED A DIVING BOARD FOR THIS WATER

a room

$1700

grim

why are you larping as me????????? Thank you

if you scared you scared. bad boys get it all

i damn sure wasnt lurkin chan when neck deep lol

recently spent 8.2k on a new hvac unit. it sucks but it was worth it. crispy 70 while lying in bed right now

be my mommy

Yes.

where am i at now. 2 kids at moms drinking the boooooooze on the channnnnn and guess what. dry affffff

GOTTA GET OUT THERE FELLAS GOD GAVE YOU A WORM TROLL W IT CATCH A FISH

i live on an island where we both work. hes currently renting an apartment with asshole neighbors for 2000 where bridge traffic gives him a 45 minute to sometimes an hour commute despite being like 10 miles away. feel kind of guilty but at the same time im still giving him a deal compared to other rentals on the island and he is happy to leave his current situation. i get half my mortage paid for and lose some peace because it is a pretty small place but hell, at least we share interests and get along

New Yorker Cartoon

Spending my Saturday night putting girl's tumblrs on the wayback machine to see if they posted nudes

Low
Been there

I believe you.

going fly fishing dude boom you got your coffee

DRUGS BROTHER. THE CLEARER THE BETTER

whats a CPA?

Funnyroo

Chartered Professional Accountant

im larping as myself

I dont get it

certified pussie analyzer

Occupied “Israel” is now the size of Monaco and internally divided and surrounded by thousands of small nations. That cures. And we determine the hierarchy of “Israel”. IE, girlist girls get bonus turf.
“Israel” has a long history of being the size of Monaco, that’s how they were before the wars started.

Abundant small nations ends dichotomy.

Also cheers to Indigeniana and Indigenpolis.

certified pedophile apologist

so many people come to this board every single day just to bitch about their lives. i do it too but i have the good grace to do it anonymously in my general and not on the ‘log whilst avatarfagging

nothing personnel gringo

how/why do I keep getting hangnails

Is this Totally Spies

poor diet + God hates you

Hannibal, our book confirms, tried conquering Italy with pachyderms

thats gunsmith cats, stupidass

kek who are you referring to? did Jason make a fagpost again? or a fagthread?

For gringoys and canucks

Same, it's very cute

i asked which state i would like and hate (i've never been to the states)

like

- oregon
- new york
- colorado
- bamondo (i can't spell properly)

hate

- california
- texas
- Florida
- alabama
- Mississippi

am i gay?

Never heard of it

yeah thats pretty gay but you're correct about the states you should hate

*chatGPT
my bad
thanks

a second ship has hit the bridge...

my bad

I just don't understand what you are trying to spell lol

Was just saying this

vermont i think?

Canada USA

Why are you two seemingly the only countries in the world that use ducted air conditioning specifically in a residential setting?

To feel that nice cool air

yessss is bamondo nice?

yeah it's very rich

Sleigh Bells? Their first album is actually great, I loved that shit when it came out and still do.
Let me know if Crown On The Ground is as loud live as it is on the album

Fuck I love that song. Ok

Yes, very safe. Lots of homeless people though

I don't want to buy an ac unit because I'm afraid someone will steal it

nothing to watch tonight feel so lonely

You have us

i dont remember obama

already lost 17 pounds

20 or 30 more to go

axe soon.jpg - 1267x1866, 260.42K

Mexicanons, why did you try to 9/11 the Brooklyn Bridge?

He didn't really do anything crazy besides Obamacare and murdering random brown people with drones

Livid

this place barely comforts me anymore

There was a lil terrorist attack outside a fertility clinic in Palm Springs, CA today

My FUCKING foam earplugs are expired. FUCK!

why not what's your major malfunction, private?

Damn! She's fine shyt

What would the /cum/ movie be like?

cant explain it, its just the way i FEEL

I'd be the star

schizophrenic yet boring

Footkraut would be the antagonist

If it's so good, why is nobody doing ducted even in new buildings outside of these countries?

Just like David Lynch films

goodfellas

alri sweetie it's ok

Straight story is a masterpiece you fucking brainlet

A subplot would involve one of our posters secretly being a janitor and getting executed for betrayal

Like SAW but the trials are anime girl based

Take that back, Eraserhead is in my top ten films

based

so i want you guys to pick a city for my very first visit to the states

- solo travellers frendly
- safe
- not too expensive
- lots to see
- kind people

which city/state would you recommend?

You can pick a lock but you can't lock a pick

I'm cute

detroit or st louis

Post feet

San Francisco, Chicago, Philadelphia, or Washington DC

that finnish tranny, shahar, the chinese guy that posts bocchi, the sperg that posts about his apprenticeship, probably others. say what you will about jason but he doesn’t whine about his life

Imagine a movie where all the characters are extras you would see in a bar or restaurant scene

bus to Pussyville

Where can I buy a ticket?

you guys are assholes

Miami

what? I gave honest answers

Should I send my car to the scrapyard because of this?

what do you like to do or want to see

Men are disgusting. Do you even realize what women have to cope with and how much fear this generates? It's not a prank

Because of what? I don't see an issue

you need a new combobulator

yes (because of how ugly it is, I presume)

yes take it to the scrapyard so you can pull yourself a new front bumper for 80 bucks then bolt it on

i was raised by faggots and whores

but chatGPT says i would hate florida!?
i love craft beer and other hip shit which i can't find in japan! so portland oregon would be cool but i heard it's full of fent zombies T.T

if you want to visit the states for beer just go to milwaukee

terrible boomer advice

Oregon is cool, but you can stay outside of portland and avoid the freaks. the rest of the state is neat

gooning with the boys on discord

I just fucked spinster where she was on voice call with the Brazilian

Why is it getting stronger?

Today I met a pretty french girl and it’s almost embarrassing how long I will be thinking about her

say happy birthday to queen vicky

everybody STFU, Im watching anime

go to madison wisconsin, the girls are hotter

no respect i tell ya

hello

Miami

laverne and shirley ahhh

i think i'm gonna brush myh teeth tomorrow

why

Further, Madison Wi is a trillion times better not even comparable it's super safe, nice life quality, white, it's like you're in norway

it is good to clean them every once in a while

need to end my life

I like the new Anne Shirley anime

I'm front fuckin row.

i've never been scared

monday
its jsut anotehr morning

do you like the books?

I downloaded the lastest episode but I have not watched it yet

I need a Minako Aino/Asuka/Lum girlfriend == 9+/10 skinny white girl with blue eyes

bonnie blue is kinda cute

Haven't read them

I mean I've seen people tailgate fuel tankers and cement trucks before. Kind of vehicle a commuter car is going to lose very badly to on contact at any speed. They don't care.

Salem seemed pretty shitty to me but basically everywhere else on 5 and 101 was cool

DO NOT REEDEM

did a bunch of shit in minecraft today

i dont love life

Yeah the 101 is especially cool and all the beach towns are neat. portland is gay no reason to go there just skip it

My entire fuckin chinese horse is a bitch! He farted on my tits!

What's wrong

not too expensive

a different country

This weed pulled me too far down, I need a coffee to balance things out. If the coffee makes feel anxious, then a few beers will balance things out.

I want you to find out everything you can about Kelly Gersh

ive been buying a bunch of camping shit recently
hella expensive

I only went to Portland to cut over to the coast despite knowing people there, could be fun enough for a foreigner but I wouldn't recommend it myself

you dont understand i NEED intoxicants to feel good

a runners high is just as good as any heroin high

FUCK I missed a really promising garage sale advertising fishing and camping gear today

...if you're lucky enough to get it at all

The ducklings hatched

im jealous

brooklyn bridge just collapsed

Fuck.

Lol no the bridge survived and the ship was destroyed

cute

cope bridge lover

Homosexuality is a form of sexism so I should be allowed to fist fight at least one gay person a month.

Finished my nightly duolingo sesh

qtpis <3

one on the right looks ominous like hes planning something

They would kick your ass and embarrass you, just be quiet ok

watchin destiny

Neighbors are having a party and I can tell it's white people because they are listening to ABBA and the Bee Gees and shit like that

for some reason the date on my game console is set to march 10 2012

I snuck into your home just to change that setting on your console

sounds based

then if the beers mellow you out, try coke for a little pick me up
then if you need to relax on the coke you can snort some ketamine

How deep is your love?
(how deep is your love)
How deep is your love???????