so this is rorke edition
/brit/
little runt berg
PHWOAR
thats not rorke that's cabergé!!!
Cute
blue eyed cat stare
um rorke is caberge
hiioiiiiiiiii rorke
.<
woke up at 12 and watched Wimbledon/Walsall
then watched the FA Cup final
then cooked me supper
then watched 4 hours of Eurovision
been /brit/posting for 2 hours
I got literally nothing done today
thank fuck the season's over in 2 weeks
what the hellyonce
mmmm....
serving it all on a board
yankified wogbrained zoomer cunt kys
stopped engaging in runt hobbies in the pursuit of a clue
now don't find old hobbies fun anymore
didn't find anything to replace these old hobbies
now an even bigger runt because I enjoy literally nothing and just spend all my time either working or doing chores
grim state of affairs
surprised i haven't crashed or gotten a fine given my tendency to drive like a maniac
when I see a c*nadian post
I miss my models but my dad threw them all the way when I moved and I don't feel like I deserve hobbies because I am a failure
anyone else pronounce caberge like fabergé?
a balding head signifies experience, strength and security to women the same way big hips and big breasts signify fertilization to men
yupp!!
get a porn addiction going, la
i say 'cah-bersh'
i just do
blud think he slaphead the same as thicc hips omds
I could scran the arse out of that
Had two sandwiches today and fuck all else
addicted to gay porn
I kind of got angry that I felt like a dick up so I put my keyboard and my PS5 controller in a gun safe til I stop making ups at work
HE LOVED A CANADIAN
these people live among us
shaggers tip: enter a club with your hair like this and the women will be SOAKED
it attracts them like flies
AMONG US
white chavs make me feel less bad about our replacement. it might be cutting off your nose to spite your face, but white chavs are probably the worst members of society without having to look to outright criminals
seems based to me
please do not mock the south african
mad how shit youtube search is now
genuinely get the headquarters bombed
fishe
sshvsdbsd
really?
chavs are utterly loathsome and mutted with all kinds of rot like irish and gyppo genetics
the berge has been compromised
Our femcel from /bra/ uploaded a new youtube kino, this time speaking english.
JOIN NOW
hs
yeah gayboy
been doing any arseplay recently? x
fuck off
shalom
dont you lot do some incel shopping at the weekend? i do
''''''''''''''''''''''''''
this world is so bleak
18 is old mate
um
i've stopped rubbing my ringpiece because it’s starting to get sore
Jason Statham
Vin Diesel
Terry Crews
They all have 2 things in common:
1) They're bald
2) At their peak they were considered the most attractive men in the world
Women want real men which is why only teenage girls are attracted to people like Leonardo Di Caprio or Johnny Deppe.
28yearoldvirginlad you've got to get a fucking clue, mate
um um UM
Leo is a stud
ᵘᵐ um UM
the heart wants what it wants lad
DOWNY FANNOISE AND PUFFY NIPURU
DOWNY FANNOISE AND PUFFY NIPURU
umposter outside my window going UM UM UM
the heart also wants what the dick wants
nah I think I'll get some incel online grocery delivery
scrombobulating
instagram.com
Why are british women like this?
sgerrymanderign
the dicks needs are so much less fulfilling
i prefer fantasising
careful a lad got doxxed last week from sharing an insta reel
omdz haha
Sir Doxxed Fool
not at all a fan of being short. my life would be markedly and indisputably better if I were 2-3 inches taller. 5'7 is no height in this generation when literally every (white) zoomer is 5'10+
Goodbye for All Eternity.
POO SCREAMING IN A NlGGERS FACE
last week
lewis? that was 2 years ago
scyfgghv
I want that again.
s
Short people are bad at math (or maths whatever you call it)
Every manlet I know sucks at math
Tall people are naturally better at math/maths
still waiting on the reply
Beat up a tall person. That'll show them
I don't have instagram and I don't care about being doxxed because I don't have a social life anyway.
are you a mong?
i said
LAST WEEK
not
2 YEARS AGO
FOYYYYYY
My brother..
fucking roaring in a fat pakis face
yhe binble
The nose knows
First concluded thoughts.
With this 18 year old love interest I don't think i'll ever get over the 'thing' we had together
Forever longing for she
dumb.
binble binble
she's still allowed to work with children btw
Will you look at that?
*/brit/ live studio audience erupts into cheers and applause*
reddit spacing
stoat
It smells like sex.
*slow motion camera zooms in on me during the celebrations*
screaaaaaaaa----ming.... iiiiiin.. aaa... pakiiiiiis... faaaace
god is a woman
and she's into femdom
poobollocks
You are funny.
You.
I need sex
The UK got zero points in the Eurovision song contest. Just as well. The UK is beginning to pay back just a small amount of the debt it owes to the Jews for its crimes of Brexit and nearly electing Jeremy Corbyn, who was the reincarnation of Hitler and created another Shoah by not wanting to tax British people to give money to Israel. Chaim Shekelstein spent all night convincing the foreign office to put their thumb on the scale and buying up UK SIM cards to vote for Israel, have you goy fucks even said thank you once!
I remember as a teenager watching the sopranos, breaking bad, the wire, mad men and genuinely thinking that was like the standard
it's crazy how shite 99.9% of tv actually is though
imagine a 50 tonne hydraulic press crushing this little egyptmongs brown face into 2d
Yes/no, Left and Right. Slaughter in Eid.
My dick got ruined.
screaming in a niggers arse
imagine putting your bollocks in there
Cool.
I'm needing fapped and slept
*yawn*
gfberg is doing volunteering at the migrant hotel tomorrow for her DofE
Yeah. Fucked.
d-don't..
imagine how smelly your putrid corpse will be when they find it hanging from the ceiling months after your death
Cool wallpaper.
NONCE ALERT
NONCE ALERT
NONCE ALERT
roar
XD
Deffo not English.
Roarke
You face is faceless
sir huebert grangle
On the edge XD
i'd post more but i don't want to risk getting nonsensical replies from the egyptian
laptop charger's gone a bit faulty so anyways i was nigger poo screaming in a niggers face just then
(y)
i'd post more but i don't want to
R1b.
i'd poo more but my arse is empty
gfberg got pressured by her friends into drinking loads of vodka and called me at 4am crying because she misses me
how fucked am I
It's over
To put an end to this.
Baby looked at you? Sarah get me Superintendent Chalmers.
thats when you poo your rosebud out and push it back in
it's 3am
Mad how we're far more hated than Israel. Might as well do a few genocides desu, nothing to lose now really
Nothing
eat her poo
Thank you Sarah.
messi>ronaldo
I can't make it..
are these the ball kickers you're referring to? the ones that kick the ball? you're judging which one is capable of kicking the ball slightly better than the other one can?
I got blocked.
you'd prefer to be juggling their balls
fuck up deegz you miserable old poofter
almost can't believe italian fascism was real
The buggers. Send them back.
Yeah.
Absurdly kino
are we the baddies?
Looks like shit and smells like shit uh uh uh
they made wood racist
Scoring quite a lot of points with the Leftypolfu by being openly anti-semitic, don't know why I didn't think of this before
only looks like the baddies because they nicked the imagery for 1984
everton can realistically win the league
sir huebert
What?
heading off for my 4AM toilshift shortly
no idea where everton is
What?
4am toil on a sunday?
not a real thing
You gonna love it.
im not in the uk im on a vpn
I will never, ever, ever have moral and ethics when sex is a possibility with a woman
Get invited by a fit 21 year old from tinder to her place
Answers the door in a long grey t shirt, massive tits
Spend half an hour pretending to care about her shit art that she makes from cutting out pictures from magazines etc and her travels and uni
She sits beside me and puts her legs up and clearly is getting herself comfortable for a shag that night
She mentions that she doesn't believe in prisons and wants to abolish the police
Very lightly suggest that maybe she is right in some cases (she clearly wasn't but I still wanted a shag) and what will the world do about murderers etc
She waffles for five minutes then pushes me to leave shortly after
Literally lost out on a garuanteed shag
I'm afraid it is lad. Men like me keep the economy ticking over, doing vital work through the wee hours of the morning while WFH scum sleep soundly in their beds on their day of rest before another week of mouse wiggling and collecting a wage vastly in excess of my own.
>Get invited by a fit 21 year old from tinder to her place
FONT
fuck off and die
bizarre
I hopped in.
*yawn*
Too many cockroaches.
You the anon on holiday in Barbados?
Click it
Handshake.
this lads a binman
Honestly lefty and LGBTQ protesters are actually hilarious.
They were protesting in my city yesterday about Palestine and some lady approached them and said "Do you know what they would do to people like you in Palestine" and some random tranny in a dress just spit in her face and kept walking while they all cheered
Was racially profiled as a drug dealer.
s
never seen the film mate
clearly looks evil
need them all rounded up and shot
They swab your hip?
bro actually did move to China
and how is that not based
Well, /brit/?
love to see them lose, cant wait for all there nonsense to get rolled back and people to agree that it was a very silly time and in fact none of them ever really believed they were real women
i guarantee you've seen screenshots of it, impossible to avoid
Those games are all shit but I would get the pizza hut and just wank instead of playing the PlayStation
good night going to bed, i miss mouseposter
kys
it's got to be bottom left. SSX tricky was such a good game
It is based that's my entire point
watching PORN
read 1984 in school and it was way over my head
hard to describe how little I understood anything when I was 16
Who’s the most relevant streamer?
yer da
some things just don't really click until you've experienced the real world a bit, no shame in it
hasan piker
he takes rorke to task every stream
*hits blunt*
“yeah man, 1984 is deep as fuck yo”
Using my TV with a laptop hdmied up in that and the fucking ADS are 25mins long. Not a big deal right? Just click skip why don't you? WRONG. I'm 10 feet away and lying in bed. So riddle me this. Riddle me this, /brit/. Do I finish my 15 MINUTE VIDEO or watch this 20 MINUTE AD? Do you see my problem?
no, I live in Beijing
not using brave browser to block every single ad and pop up
brave new world is a more accurate representation of where we're headed than 1984
Is your gf a chinky or what
wassup beijing
Does it work with youtube? Youtube's been vicious
...yh
whoops did NOT mean to reply to that post
I play synth
We all play synth
pillock
Does it work with youtube?
yes
"i have made a fatal mistake" ahh blud
always wanted to learn a musical instrument, but as with all things in life, i couldn't be arsed
Who else jelqing the cock tonight?
Funny I was just thinking about a jelq
diddy ahh
oooooo im gay
I’ve told you before I give off Rockstar Vibes
Get the paedos freed
I miss you mousey
I saw a picture that made me feel very nostalgic in an abstract way. I felt like I was a kid with my parents at some kind of old country store in the Rocky mountains out west and the mountains were right behind the store.
Get the migrants shagged
Farewell
Just done a big wank. Haven't wanked like that since I was a teen.
bye blud
This is so British.
And what was the wanj over?
what's your secret?
Weird when that happens in places you know you've never been and never seen and also isn't accompanied with the deja vu feeling.
A woman. Specifically old sexts and videos from a bird I had
To wabking big or to rarely wanking?
My hair looks mesocephalic.
Today is an amazing day for Croydon.
peep show mentioned
XD
Think I'll make that my last wank of the year. Was such a big wank that I've definitely aggravated an old injury in my arm and my jap's eye is burning as I piss right now
Looked European
Do you guys ever think about all the fellas that got radicalised off of the chans, murdered a bunch of people hoping to cause a conflict, got locked up and now are spending the rest of their lives in jail?
I’ve been doing a lot of reading on the El Paso shooting, Buffalo shooting, Al Baeurum mosque, that German guy that tried attacking that synagogue and Tarrant and it’s crazy that they’re still alive and will probably be so for the next 40-50 years in a cell until they kick it.
ok
I literally went to school with a guy who became a famous terrorist. I sat in the same classroom as him.
Nothing is surprising to me anymore.
I was the German hero
You have the picture??
Felt a really strong abstract memory connection to a place I travelled to once, but I'm pretty sure it was jet lag coupled with all the cigarettes being smoked. For my first few years on the planet people smoked indoors and at restaurants and that smell takes you back. Should consider letting us smoke in restaurants and bars again.
No mate, I don't really think about any of you beyond the 20 seconds directly after interacting with you.
Captcha- G00NA
kek, being called out for my big wank
You fucking bastards
... back in hospital after falling off the toilet ... picture of me wearing my excellent glasses, not watching anything to conserve battery in hospital again ...
Yeah we kicked Arabs and Syrians. Too weak.
Be nice now
You know you are a fucking car
I was the German hero
ai slop
bizarre post
yep, this is a yank post alright
Why is this happening to me then?
incomprehensible bot post
literally all of us posted in the same general as a famous terrorist mate
If you show nothing I commit half the crimes simple as..
Who?
That’s not what I mean. I mean they had so much potential and promise in life but now they only thing they have left is memories from posting on online image boards.
the sheikh didn't actually do anything though
That's extremely different to being in the same classroom as one
You posted on an internet forum with a terrorist. Anyone could do that
I sat one or two desks away from a guy who went on to become a famous murderer and had his face and name plastered over all the newspapers
XD. I really will enforce this one.
/brit/ is a real life pub in cyberspace thoughbeit
The amount of human filth in the air is disgusting..
Knew a black guy once
It's one of the strongest alchohol regardless of what I say XD.
They are making the colors of the USA flag brighter.
The red and blue used to be more muted and dull. Now they're making it a lot more saturated and bold. I think Trump likes the brighter version of the flag. Whenever he's standing with the flags behind him they use the brighter colors. The red and blue really pop now.
Lifter.
make sense
It suits his personality. He is bold and strong.
clogged the fucking toilet with my massive poo today
and you? what have you accomplished today?
Hail!!
In theory I am not sure. I think I am happy now.
i dont think so
Good.
what?
I don't think so
no...
I don't have your guts
Yeah.
Mate... that was bollocks you feel me? Don't feel like living sometimes. The dark moments are becoming more common.
the woke are trying to ban a lot of things
wind your neck in son
Get them out of my mind!!!
Ok.
john mcafee
It's very ugly.
like what?
gobstoppers
It looks
feed me more (You)'s
I have been there before.
XD
XDD
XDDD
nah