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Why is poop brown?
cumpies, im drinking covfefe
The events depicted in Star Wars actually happened to me
because of en.wikipedia.org
Bile processing fats turns it dark brown
god hates brown people
Jesus was brown
no one believes you fit in that gold bikini
yes as a joke
socialism is when money but the money controller guy is really mean to people or something
and god forsook him
im back
Foot hurts from lindywalking
Touching grass update: went to the mall today and every couple was interracial
did you buy anything
Is it weird that I like living around lots of East and Southeast Asian people?
Sbarro
Should've hopped out of the trunk using the safety pull tab
he died?
my package came today
I don't click mysterious webms in here anymore because of people posting rekt shit
he hasnt watched funky town
grim
hes ok. i pulled him out and did cpr
I have seen that actually, like 12 years ago.
Pretty fucked up
The best advice on dating women is to treat her like a child. She wants to have fun. She wants positive reinforcement, she wants compliments, she wants to go outside and play.
the more you try to treat her like an adult, the more she will be turned-off.
when i lay in bed at night trying to sleep i say the jesus prayer 3x times while holding three of my fingers joint every few moments. i yearn for deeper contact with god and his blessing
Drinking cactus water
feeling sad
gonna get high
Way ahead of you
Something on my body stinks and I think it might be chest hair
the rod demands gooning
Euros are flipping shit about that eurovision shit again
Windows is updating again
I literally just updated this piece of shit yesterday, and it took over an hour. The fucking thing didn't even warn me it was going to do any updates when I shut it down.
just use linux
you must have a shitty computer I never notice when windows is updating
Went to a new liquor store (while I was out buying weed) and bought a little sample shooter of every flavor of those creamy moonshine things they had, got like 15 of them might have some of those as well
I use business edition of windows 11 so this is never a problem for me
ate an entire family sized bag of jolly ranchers today
Save some of the others for a party
Do people actually have sex or is it a big psyop
I do. I switched over months ago, but occasionally I have to boot into Windows to get something done that I can't do on Linux.
I do, but usually, it's good enough to meet my needs.
i've had sex
ronnie mcnutt had a point
got banned from Anon Babble
sex and women are a tool the demiurge uses to control you
Read the mystics
just when i`m about to goon the neighbor decides to come just outside my window and talk loudly
do you live in a favela or what, we know you live in Sao Paulo
still using a jeet OS in current year
Goon on him to assert dominance
no but houses aren't commonly detached here, mine isn't
Israeli performance at the ESC was touching and she shouted AM YISRAEL CHAI from the top of her lungs at the end of it
Eurovision is fruity
I was expecting a Claudian arc but I became more detested than Nero.
does fk ever use the german general
No why would I
definitely the latter
How about Sborra
Death by Nickelodeon slime…
youre gonna wanna see this
i.4cdn.org
why wouldn't you
He's from the Balkans...
lesbians are something else
Okay first shooter review, this shit is thick like a weak syrup and tastes like pure sugar followed by vodka, no limeade taste
There's a heron that sits in a tree outside my house and shits all over the sidewalk every night, that section of the sidewalk is stained white and caked in white splotches
He's Indian, can't you tell
Shoot that mfer
Stare in wonder, peasant! for your eyes are looking upon the pinnacle of african building. Behold: The Great Zimbabwe!
based majestic bird.
I KNOW WHAT YOU TELL YOUR FRIENDS THAT IT'S CASUAL
How come on tv cops always have snappy lines to the perp
reminds me of Sardinian Nuraghes.
How come there are like 15 different shows about being a first responder?
women love that shit.
ALERTA SISMICA.... ALERTA SISMICA
Truly Majestic!
This one was 10/10 love bananas
20% alcohol
Damn
Hmm? What's wrong with it?
True
Am I destined for soyjak features?
Pete Davidson is such a repulsive Jew freak. Sets off all my internal alarms
Turn on the toggle that prevents updates when connected to a metered connection. Then set connection at as metered but don't set any data limit. You now have manual control over your update downloads and installs. I'm sure Microsoft begrudgingly added this as they put the options slightly out of the way so you don't find them unless you're deliberately looking.
I just purchased a new jar of honey and my grandma immediately used the same spoon she ate dinner with for the honey and got it filled with disgusting crumbs. And the frustrating part isnt that she did it, but that she refuses to understand what's wrong about it.
me when
Or just set it to update at night or something. this is very easy stuff
quora is such a piece of shit website often it’s the only place to find someone asking the same question you have and the answer is always some fucker going “i have no expertise on this topic but here’s an insanely long anecdote from my personal life” or an indian posting unintelligible esl babble
my face when observing you when
nigga just put your question into one of the billion AI LMM's that's the one thing they're exceptionally good at. you never have to go to quora again
is pete buttigieg a top or a bottom
You would think it would heed the active hours setting. It does not. It will still download during those hours and hog your bandwidth.
He's a switch
just saw a furry fox jerking off a rhino man, crazy the shit people just be putting on the internet these days
these days
I remember like 15 years ago a video of a woman getting fucked by two men dressed as pterodactyls
Okay this one does have a generic apple candy flavoring at least, still has that sugary thickness though, not very good better than limeade, worse than pudding by a mile
ugliest nigga in the thread right here whatup
i see myself aging and i hate it
u goin gray nigga?
Indian women are honestly pretty cute as long as they aren't fat or have a manly face.
iceland
You just gotta hit the gym and be consistent with it
munchies from the weed are hitting kinda thinkin bout walking down the road to chinese buffet, its in walking distance but I've never actually went while high
You truly do not understand how much you drank until you vomit pure stomach bile
Ghiblified the image my bratty goddess sent me today
DUDE
IMAGINE CHINESE FOOD
BUT HIGH
Work in two hours....
Please lord smatter me into a thousand pieces. I don't want to work, please God you owe me
A friend of mine from the region gifted me some root beer shine
fuck it bro, just light up that skunk
Just quit
sounds good tbqh
What's your job and why is it so bad
We don't have neet-bux here
I get my weed from California
The job is not that bad. Just always 2 hours before a wave of dread sweeps over me knowing my remaining free hours are quickly dwindling
We don't have neet-bux here
yes we do it's called SSI
Pretty much just for disabled people, and it's not enough for a grown adult to live off anyway
crazy that more than one language exists if you think about it
Meh. If it isn't bad then just focus on what you'll spend the money on
Ordered a pizza
jason lives off it
He's a man child that lives with his mom
He has zero expenses besides dildoes
What's the point of flirting? Either a woman likes me for me or she doesn't. I know that thins my chances by a lot but what's the point of putting on some charming, entertaining act if I'm not willing to maintain it forever? I'm not saying I'm boring either, I just want a woman who thinks my regular self is fun, charming, attractive etc.
are you autistic by any chance
It’s not an act to be charming and funny for people who are naturally charming and funny
Maybe
Then it wouldn't be flirting. Like if I was charming and funny with you because it's natural, I wouldn't be flirting with you right?
retard
Maybe
seems likely cause you think flirting is a binary thing.
chopping veggies award
What do you mean
I find flirting fun, like a little game, but I don’t need to do it all the time
But what happens if the woman falls in love with your flirtatious self but not your real self?
followed through on my sopranos posting and bought a couple of bowling shirts today, my mom says I look handsome in them :)
you fake till you make it
im not THAT old. well not yet at least
8:04 PM - [XD] Weasel: just imagine trying to use the bathroom with adrenaline rush
8:04 PM - [XD] Weasel: There would be piss everywhere
8:05 PM - MEME MACHINE: LMAO
9:34 PM - [XD] Weasel: you call me cockgobbler then you are Repellent
9:34 PM - мeмe мaцчинe: LMAO
3:49 PM - [XD] Weasel: Meth house + Fire = Boom
9:10 PM - Parappa ツ: what anime is your picture from
15:47 - diamondminer74: im too short to shot
22:04 - larry sommers™: babes
22:05 - chef: hey daddy
12:47 - C9 Borkey: omfg your internet eats ass
09:48 - larry sommers™: someone just asked me if i read moby
09:48 - larry sommers™: IM A CHRISTIAN
09:48 - larry sommers™: PORN IS A SIN
22:59 - ShimmyShangas: I heard you're pretty savage to Mrs Scott
22:59 - ShimmyShangas: Carry on my legacy dude
13:00 - Dark: 54 DIAMONDS! HELL YEAH I'M A PIECE OF !
11:09 - Sea World Adventure Park Tycoon: i bet you like boys
I refuse to present myself as something that I'm not.
Jury votes at the ESC are so fucking shit it’s insane
Horseshit fucking Austrian song leading unbelievable
Americans simply don’t understand ESC SOUL
You're supposed to flirt for the love of the game, especially with women who are married or dating someone else and you can't have. it's fine to flirt with them, like the cute girl at your job
you will die alone
If you flirted with my wife, I'd have her lure you into our house so we can torture and castrate you
Bratty goddess just texted me out of the blue saying she’s drunk how do I respond
you would never know also I'd just blow your head off cause you're a fagtard
Cute
There is not a substantial gap between my public persona and my inner self, to the extent that I even believe in this dichotomy.
There is not a substantial gap between my public persona and my inner self
NPC's don't understand this. Chad tier doesn't have to pretend to be somebody else so when he flirts with zoomer sadies it's real and she can tell that
started raining so I can't go to the chinese place
why is that stopping you
Um umbrellas exist chud
I'm ok with that possibility. Having a relationship is only a gift when it's with the right person, but singlehood can always been seen as a gift from the right perspective.
Then you and I wouldn't be so different. I think the average person though dissipates a lot of their personality for the sake of appealing to more women
I'm not an NPC
not walking through the rain
I would just drive my car (or order delivery) did you consider that?
2 months to live lmao
I disrespect the antichrist
antisemite chud
uhm I am not driving on drugs retard
Sex
Yuck!
why is israel in eurovision
have you considered not being a drug addict?
I'm drunk rn, thoughts?
Ask to come over. She's vulnerable
Is Brian here?
Cool!
Would you sex her?
humiliation ritual
is this a troon?
preferred the woman from the last song that had her nipple out
I wish Brian would sell his pheromones in his magic shop
why are you messaging a coke fiend
One day I will make my pilgrimage to Brians shop and have sex with him
whose brian. another personality i missed?
The one that spams gay porn
lurk more newfag
Talking about Brian is about as bad as Brian being here
What is brian's shop???
Brian is the god of /cum/
A store that sells ritual supplies and magic crystals
we should take the vax and donate to trans kids organizations o algo
where tho
would you treat your maid girl poorly? throw her into the sand for fun?
In Chicago
I'd do more than that
even portugal has a kosher pro israel, pro america "right wing" party
Pathetic
i work with kids and i saw our first tranny kid last week
it was the skinny awkward type, probably single mom
why would i have a maid?
that's not nice
cause you're a richfag
but im not rich
feeling shleepy even doe i woke up at 11am
Doesn't matter, it's her job to stfu and take all my frustrations.
you will never be white, Terrone
THIS LOVE HAS TAKEN ITS TOLL ON ME
SHE SAID GOODBYE TO MANY TIMES BEFORE
AND HER HEART IS BREAKING IN FRONT OF ME
I HAVE NO CHOICE CAUSE I CAN'T SAY GOODBYE ANYMORE
youtu.be
go to shleep baby boy
you will be though
she's your maid, not your wife!
My dog is white
give me an address
If she doesn't like it, she can quit.
retards like myself are incapable of becoming rich
Worst song of the night won ESC fuck this gay ass show fuck it fuck the whole world am Yisrael chai
I get what you mean I've had women flirt with me and even when I feel attracted to them i have zero interest in flirting.
It just feels childish, stupid, and humiliating. Like taking on the voice you make when speaking to children.
but then word will get out in the maid community and nobody else will be your maid!
one day you will have a maid
I drank the wine
Im drunk right now
God help me
This was almost vice president
shant be, it will ruin my sleep schedule
I've only seen him post from inside the store I don't know the address
Eating Chinese food in the rain is peak dystopian cool though.
Are you gay?
I don't know the address
fun fact: it's easily findable if you cared.
She's too embarrassed to tell her friends.
Sponsored a round of drinks for the bratty goddess and her friends and now they’ll all show me their feet
I'm Bisexual which every man is if they are being truthful.
So why are you asking me?
Im just an average Joe ya kno after watchen' baseball i love to out the ole picket fence up and treat me self to a good ole brewski ya I'm just like youu ya know
if you were being truthful you'd say you're gay
Theres a service outage for internet in my area
Saw a crusty older dude wearing this at work and I couldn’t stop laughing
Why is gen X so fucking gay
actually terrible
I still find women attractive.
Remember when he took the photo op and him and his wife cheering for a football game but you could see in the image that the game hadn't even started yet
And remember when he went on the bird hunting thing and didn't know how to work the gun despite saying he's been using it
It's not too late to change your ways mike
Worse than 9/11
what happened?
Dis nigga look like grown up bart Simpson
So why are you asking me?
I wasn't?
he's quitting youtube
Bout to drive to Orlando for a quick day trip to epic world with the wife and sisters in law
Gonna do the Mario rides
His wife modeling herself after Hilary Clinton is enough of a reason to not vote for him.
Have to do my brakes tomorrow
At least the calipers are good so it it just pads and rotors.
fine if you promise to be a bit nicer she won't tell her friends
I'll tell her friends that she's a lying whore
Shes got the psycho politician eyes, kinda hot ngl bet she sucks like crazy
orlando florida
it implies he gets good head under his desk
SEX SEX SEX!!!
That’s the one yea
So basically walz is probably the way he is because he's under control of that sloppae toppae
kinda hot ngl bet she sucks like crazy
bet she bites his little pp
A group of whites is a flock
A group of Asians is a gaggle
A group of blacks is a murder
If you can find drug paraphernalia on the streets of your neighborhood, you live in a bad area
that's blackmail!
Women who do not have sex with me are ontologically evil.
It's funny because you used to find a bunch of dug shit when you were a kid but now everyone just vapes. No more water bottle bongs
Israel won Eurovision
oh that's hilarious I wonder what Anon Babble will say
you used to find a bunch of dug shit when you were a kid
Sounds like a white trash thing. Normal humans did not have this experience growing up
What if there are shoes tied together thrown over the telephone pole wires
worst I'd find would be cigarette butts
Wrong, Austrians won (country of painters)
That's a ghetto
will this work?
You don't know anything about the ghetto, cucknadian
sometimes when i drink i wake up with a pain in my lower abdomen and/or shit blood
Go use your free health care for it
its literally over
I'm glad I don't know anything about the ghetto negro
i'm not waiting nine hours so some indian guy can shrug his shoulders and tell me to stop drinking
wait in line at the ER for a week behind a hundred million indians
Canada no longer has free healthcare
stop drinking
t. not indian
Some Indian guy will ask you what's wrong and put his finger in your ass, only for you to find out he's the janitor
thanks how much do i owe you
5 dorrah
Any of you play that Blue Prince game a month or so back? Is it worth playing?
are you interested
never heard of it
Why would you shit blood after a couple of beers? I think you made that up.
This is a man
people with indoor pets are disgusting
This is a man but I would still cum inside him
don't worry about it just let it happen
Euros like to shit talk north americans for no alcohol tolerance but they don't know we trashed our livers already and are on borrowed time
It's ok, Asian women are easier to house train than latinas
aluminum
This is something I hear about but I never understood the connection between this and bad neighborhoods
i'm interested in his sister and mom
This is the greatest song of all time
youtube.com
I'm pretty sure it's supposed to mean drugs are sold around there or something
it helps you identify drug dealers
Bit into in a pepper thinking it was just a roasted cucumber
is this your new cum oc?
Was it too spicy for you white boy
I didn't necessarily make it for cum but yeah, was trying some new stuff and thought it was nice
When I was very young I drank a cup of coffee thinking it was eggnog and I was too young to appreciate coffee so I spit it out. I deserved it for drinking my moms coffee though
what if we remove womens rights except for my mom
You're a mamas boy
devouring some butter lettuce atm
right or left
right is troon thoever
You will never be desired or loved by a woman
I shoot myself at the airport
based. women are evil anyways
so??