/brit/

sheldon edition

rorke got a degree in history at a polytechnic but works in retail at 30

all of lockdown was a blur but somewhere in there was free sheldon image

i unironically would but i get drug tested
need it to be federally legal wtf are they doing

Miss Toby so much

reckon my final words will be
"bruh"

hi guys draganon here

just looked at some old pictures and suddenly triggered a flurry of memories of me behaving badly towards others and it filled me with despair and shame and sadness and is making me physically unwell

so ya fuck sheep then do ya lad?

I saved it off a random aussie ages ago, then I was the one who was spamming it a lot lmao

mad how you dont realise how youre acting until you look back on it sometimes and it feels like a totally different person and youre wondering why or how you did that stuff

I have eaten poo.

Just go ahead and heap scorn and derision on my piece of shit outcast life

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dragon deez nuts across your face lol

once again I find myself reluctantly supporting the australian wine industry

no but sometimes i imagine real dragons fighting in the hills

new world wine is absolute swill

i feel sick to my stomach, my chest is getting heavy. it's like the weight of my past actions just fell on me upon having this realization

Friendzoning girls makes them so mad

*face palms*
omdz rorke you did not just say that

watching clips from the new nosferatu movie

yeah that's why it's reluctant

I guess we yurovision now

BROWN SUGAR
JUST LIKE A BLACK GIRL SHOULD

Might drink some water
Might not

I've got something to put in you

nigga cat

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Sober day tomorrah de la

Always look on the bright side of life.

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duş jeli

tomorrow

what does this mean?

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didn't drink friday
didn't drink saturday
not drinking sunday
cutting it righhht downnnnnn

it pie night

Eurovision is on. Don't worry guys, I'll be back in a bit.

YOU GO GIRLS!

FLY AWAY NOW
FLY AWAY NOW
FLY AWAAAAAAAAAAAY

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and it's lush

I dunno. I'm not a girl.

room smells of teenage boy

Good lad

yhe binble

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is your thread down or something?

only poofs and middle aged women watch that

no it's still up (it's this thread)

if you sneeze and cum at the same time you glitch out of the world

Bodied that incel

Lads, have a bit of a situation. I was going to stay off the cans tonight since I had them Thursday and last night

Now, I want ribs for the scran but the only place that does ribs is right by the shop that sells the cans

something about britfeel posters is smelly af even when theyre not posting their usual shit you can just tell

under boob sweat
source: I've got man tits and do this sometimes too

you've moved here post sharty

didn't some britfeel mongs make a podcast once

You’re a young man canslad in the prime of your life, go for it!

It's cans all the way
All the wayyyyy

yh I even listened to the first one briefly and god it was cringe

Eurovision hosts:

2, 1, 3

If I showed you my gimmick portfolio... your mind would melt

People outside your bedroom window being loud in Japan and you want to tell them to move on

Gotta speak Japanese

People outside your bedroom window being loud in Korea and you want to tell them to move on

Gotta speak Korean

People outside your bedroom window being loud in Brazil and you want to tell them to move on

Gotta speak Brazilian Portuguese

People outside your bedroom window being loud in Ireland and you want to tell them to move on

Gotta speak Spanish
Sick of this fucking joke of a country.
Have to learn either Spanish or Portuguese or Hindi just to communicate with anybody.

wish we could have one thread without talking about wogs and race mixing

(to the tune of 'Jet' by Wings)
CANS!

CANS!

Yep. So hot to see.

Sobriety or ribs?

which is the most important to you right now?

For the record, nobody ever regrets delayed gratification the next day.

Bros I re-read her messages
I'm fucking cooked

Wanking off a poo

nothing wrong with mixing races

i like triathlon

You realise you don't have to buy cans just because you'll be near the cans shop, right lad?

Always regret it when I drink. Can go weeks without one, then I get pissed, don't even enjoy myself and just spend days waiting to feel normal again. Such a waste in so many areas

might go off the rails on a crazy train

er, what, lad?

it'll be late
typical network rail

I get this nasty dirty feeling of regret. Regret and embarrassment even if I did nothing.

what you can do is go to cans shop and buy energy drinks

hot girl summer

energy drinks are also very bad for you

Take the pledge patriots

Might install Arch Linux since i get no pussy anyways

I suppose I could... buy the medium cans?
Not the BIG cans.

That's an idea, lads.

not sugar free ones

It's "cat yank"

It's nice to meet you.

sex arse winter

sure
if you're a pussy

luxembourg
extremely rapeable

taurine has been linked with cancer

I quite like the song too

um

my vision is augmented

tried installing artix and it was a pain dealing with stupid crashes and i cba learning runit
i would have installed arch but it's annoying on wifi

that's untrue and a review found it was safe in the levels in energy drinks

dude w33d lma0

kier starmer's house burning down is good actually

Haha you seem cool! I also enjoy cannabis!

what is highest paying career you can get into no degree

can't rape a country mate

specky bastard

Technically owning a business

Professional poo barmer

probably military or police

Japan raped Nanking, yeah it's not a country but it proves the idea is possible and possibly saleable

just raped zimbabwe up the arse

um can you read sweaty
that was done on mice in a lab

Live your myth in Edinburgh

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How about you just don't buy any cans?

You don't want to be addicted to cans lad. You should be able to refrain from cans when you want to refrain.

surely not

israel mildly rapeable

some trade

ah so it's deadly to mice but perfectly fine for humans because reasons? Cool ill start drinking pints of the stuff daily then

this man is 48 years old and in bits because of his addiction to cans. SAD BUT TRUE!

tonight you all get to meet my gf the french singer louane

Drinking literally water with a tinnyyyy amount of alcohol in it (likely 3.5%) and it's lush

cringing about the time I had to do a presentaiton for my japanese language uni module and I did the rape of nanking. everyone else did anime and buddhism and tea ceremonies.

luxembourg sexo

would prefer an alizee gf

today's runtoil completed
a clue gained

didnt happen

arent we all addicted to the cans
beans, spaghetti hoops, even lentils
world's gone to pot

Rorke is trading for the race war

47, spaino, not 48. Stick to the story, lad.

Wish lager didn't have so many calories

Edinburgh is the grimmest city on earth, it's all hills and steps and, at the bottom of the steps and hills, poverty. I can take great pride in my prejudice. The city is a centre radiating universal dullness. Rows and rows of houses the colour of atomic ash, so picturesque at a distance, so austere when near. The transition between Edinburgh and a graveyard would be unnoticeable.

Of course the city thinks it stinks of genius. In reality it is hops. It is cultural only in that nothing happens. For eleven months of the year it produces nothing but vomit. And then in August there is a welter of frivolity - the Edinburgh Festival. Suddenly entertainment starts at half-past eleven in the morning and parks itself on every street corner - a bit like the vomit. That they choose drama is understandable. The stage gets stuck with anything too boring to be shown on television. But why go to the theatre in Edinburgh? Theatre is just shouting in the evening. And the entire city does that anyway.

I have walked the streets of the world dressed like a prick. But from Trench Town to the Bronx there is nowhere more frightening than Lothian Road, Edinburgh on a Saturday night

told you not to let pewdiepie in there only got yourselves to blame

it did. I dropped out not long after.

Goo on Prash, remember to be a gentle husband and a generous lover and she'll let you use your panis to your hearts content both will be very happy yes

take the whiskypill

Told the Chinese massage girl I loved her last night. Hope she isn't a victim of human trafficking.

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Decided against installing Arch.
Ubuntu works fine and i cba going through the hassle of re-config just so my laptop is a bit less bloated

i mean the nanking thing

jelqing tonight.

Mad how the world turned on Jews so quickly, can't believe Israel fumbled the PR war so bad lmao

Mad a nice ham sandwich, lads.
Not in the mood for the ribs
Won't have the cans, either

It's a sad, sad day. But shure look, lads, the toilberg is on holiday so waheeey since I can hometoil Monday wihout being given guff and... that means I don't really need to be in top shape for Monday so could have the BIG cans

Did I just talk myself into having the BIG cans?

alri Kerouac

Biggest mistake of my life

who drinks pints of energy drink daily, at that point it would be worse due to the sleep disturbance anyway. and yes it can be different between humans and mice, we are different animals
nothing wrong with one sugar free red bull you freak

Soul mates exist and it's all a stupid illusion

install nixOS next time and never worry about bloat ever again

And the latest from Dr House update lad?

Ngl lads this weather got me wandering lonely as a cloud that floats on high o'er vales and hills

he needs to take responsibility.

on the CANS
dont reply to me cansnonce you sweaty transphobe

what if your surname was king and you were sitting in the your grandma's house when the rape of nanking comes up in conversation awkward

I'm off now see you in the funny pages

cmrmg

the rape of rorkes nan

how

although I'm currently just a camera shy gay virgin I do have dreams of seeing my bussy on the big screen

Matthew, Mark, Luke and John want you to wrap it up mate.

if you could transport to any year in history where would you go

jelqing, nanking, mewing, sick off all these zoomer buzzwords

2021

Watching Blade
Going to get my hair cut like him next week

don't know

depends if my actions can have consequences or not

20,000,000 BC

she is 32 now and still single

2025

Scotland has gone woke
enjoyed this post

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what if you get a sweaty arse on your trips outside

I liked Edinburgh
No Scottish people there mind

one can become too familiar with vegetables

Notice how the Union Jack is still there? Britain (England let's be real) doesn't get colonised, not even by gay

hate that. always have poo stains round my bum hole so it leaks brown water when it sweats

Would be tempting to go back to Roman times but equally if it was just a visit I wouldn't mind seeing some dinosaurs

decided to get into gooning any of you lads fancy wanking over pictures of angela white in discord dm's?

dinosaurs

grow up

fucking sent that kike to the kuiper belt

*googles the history of age of consent in europe before answering*

I'd go back and brief Hitler on all his mistakes, intentions of the allies and ussr, what the future looks like politically and give him a big hug.

no that's weird and possibly gay

um.

cruise ships have activities where they dangle your ass off the side of the fucking ship

why does it feel so good to work your goon stick over her in particular, i can never put it into words

just got a small hit of dopamine

a wank does sound right about now but I'm thinking hentai today
ta ra for now

they also have old people who spend their retirement money on constant cruise tickets cos it's cheaper and more freeing than a care home

You reckon gooning is bad for the ol' 'pamine receptors?

mumberg made a very nice cheesecake which I am currently scranning

yes

Even for Eurovision, these women are the least charismatic presenters I've seen

Fucking hell rorke grow up

mental how i live in twin peaks but im bob

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i hear loads of swingers use them and signal their intention to get shagged by putting pineapples on their doors

Will be going into the gooncave shortly.

Nothing is wrong for dopamine receptors.
They just get more dulled to certain stimuli based on what triggers them.
Amphetamines reverse this temporalily.

she loves sex and its not an act. a complete whore and shameless

and give him the instructions for a nuclear bomb

Telegram wank soon

the 2 women last year were alright
cringe but endearingly so

what's a music artist you really rate but no one else rates?

read it

UK up next

SUPPORT OUR SLAGS

You just have to look at the absolute state of this thread and then understand the current state of the UK

skimmed through eurovision and it's the worst ever

wonder has she ever fucked an animal
i know loads of mainstream eastern euro slags have done it for Arabs but curious if our angela has

mental how by 2030 woke will be dead

Central See

Beautiful Britmids

Yeah they were alright

half pole half shitalian, 170cm

This is my life. This is why I jelq.

Diego would've loved this....

she already fucks animals for money.

cooked us

/Brit/ is reading the culture of critique

Yeah I can't remember it being this dull

SUPPORT OUR SLAGS

Got an epub of the Bible open as this song plays
It's what homealone would've wanted

fuckin ell this is SHITE

This song is baffling.

yarted off that pack
you know which type

This woman used to run Finland.

Eurovision

is about songs

Should hav called it Eurohearing

UK rapeable all 3 til it fell off

I'd let her do anal play to me

perkele

finland is not a serious country. its going to be hilarious how many american zoomer women lose career and marriage opportunities because of their unerasable slutty pics

fucking stunnerrrr

catberg smoking that coochie coochie coo honk shoo mimimi pack

Remigrate the brown biomass

this girl is needing shagged

Twin Neeks

would love to see her gobble a couple of thick dark choco toblerones

Thing is right, I really fancy her because she don't like reading books and I don't like reading books.

corrr flat chest
love a good flat chest
so tasteful

went in ALDI today and i was wading through a soup of docile, braindead, dawdling, bumbling confused brown biomass

fockin el

wots this

making me brain hert

why's the london underground gone so shite

need a british gf

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men wearing nail polish
not right

I am potentially the biggest loser here

"No excuse for our failure will have any meaning, for there will be only a swarming horde of indifferent, mulatto zombies to hear it.

There will be no White men to remember us-either to blame us for our weakness or to forgive us for our folly.

If we fail, God's great Experiment will come to an end, and this planet will once again, as it did millions of years ago, move through the ether devoid of higher man."

thats a man

not really vibing with /brit/ right now

Hang on what about
oh no he left

That's not true. Canslad is here

having a great hearty laugh thanks to brownbiomasslad

you one of those gay nonces lad?

oh yeah that's good then thanks

come to the eurovision thread x

i never expected a gay zoomer minecraft song

damn god sure sounds like a sorry washed up bitch

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i'm 36 and have never had sex

I am a that children

prefer not to say

latvia VERY rapeable x6

i can see ur nips darling

the fagposters have broken you

Holly Earl? Bet Ben Dover's son has shagged her. They were in Cuckoo together

I am really scared of this because if we get rid of all the foreigners the undesirable british people will become the next target and they will want to deport me for being an autistic khhv neet o algo

remember armenia last year

I'll take that as a yes then

great tune this from latvia

Has it ever been explained why Sheldon killed all those people?

funy

socialism will get you a gf brother

It was fucking shit

might go for the run club gf strat
No other option for an unc like me

no
in an authoritarian system they would put me in a work camp
we true autists can only survive under a welfare state capitalist system

A nig nog singing a french song for holland

mix the races

7 months till santa brings presents

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Takin a liquid dump

me to the Olympic commission asking for a 400m Hurdles

fuck off plen

Nah that won't happen lad
at worst you'll be given a job to do

if socialism was a beer I would drink it

santa isnt real sorry to break it to you

obliterating my nads with a spanner

NEED finland peg me

dont think this would really work in practice
can't exactly race horses and sprinters together