When?
9pm CEST
Where?
Worldwide link (Swedish commentary):
svtplay.se
Youtube link (available worldwide *except* for Australia, Greece, Lithuania, the UK, and the US):
youtube.com
How do I vote?
1. esc.vote
2. Using the official Eurovision phone app
3. Via SMS
More information: eurovision.tv
who is the /mug/iest country out of these?
Anon Babble here first time watching this shit
no tummy!!
WE'RE NOT NORMALLY LIKE THIS
swiss banter
i already did that. Watched both semis and listened to all the studio versions
HAHAHAHA ÖSTERREICH
Welcum to the SEXXO cave
what will you do to make up for it
BOOBA RACER
feetbro are you here? Report in
NO ELECTRIC CALLBOY
BULLSHIIIIIIT
Basel
not Based
They had one job
She replaced it with my seed.
BROWN DISABLED BOOBA
Not even heard our song but I can't wait to get zero votes regardless because we live fucking rent free in the heads of everybody in Europe
Extreme HumiRit
Wrong, the wife and daughter would be having sex with a black man.
where can i download this game in english?
yeah sure
Anon Babble and Anon Babble here
when are you going to stop simping for this dried up bitch? she is lame and cringe
crippled lesbian transgender black wxman
beautiful
PETRA WONT SHUT UP IM WATCHING THE SVT STREAM BECAUSE OF NO ADS AND MINIMUM COMMENTARY
Tom Cruise is so fucking GOATED
I would kill a billion people just to make Tom Cruise live 1 year longer
I'm here for feet
the cringe is killing me
It's just a little wet, it's still good, still good
fag grammy is delivered like the olympic torch
Absolute cringe
You'll get nil points anyway anon.
You're song is generic slop
I have zero excitement this year. I've not heard a single song yet i still dont really feel it. Anyone else?
Anon Babble
I am 25 year old. I had a frickin wet dream last night, for the first time in my life. My first time ever having a wet dream and it was also my first hands-free orgasm. I was dreaming of kissing Pokimanes japanese friend, Aria Saki. My first ever wet dream guys.
gebaselt
/opg/
SWITZERLAND ARE TERRIBLE HOSTS
why are my posts not appearing wtf
WOO OO OOO
HERE WE GO BROS
have any of you ever been to see eurovision live
is it worth it
lets go nordsisters
Reminder. he wasn't even a jury winner
I hope we don’t win
Of course...
Sadly I'm below 6' D:
I thought joost won last year what is this shit?
oh my GOD nemo is dressed like a GIGAFAGGOT
He attacks me
Push hes face to dirt and take La mancha and upper provinces
Push him so hard Granada and Tlemencen blobl Castille
Get Iberian wedding event very late like 1479
Have to reconquista all muslims again from Iberia
Castile and Portugal had like 3 provinces left from annihilation
Fighting blob Tlemenven was really annoying with Granadas mountain forts.
I could have restarted it but Europe was in perfect position so i just went with it. I can soon claim French's throne and do big war on them after i betray them ofc... hehehe.... But first to remove all Ottomen, kebabs and muslims from mediterraen
Already gay
Ma quella è la Hunziker?
I don't know how to tell you this but Ireland has won loads of times mate
the Nemo is here
They summoned it
thank god switzerland is too expensive to travel to
TRANNY SPOTTED
The co-o-oooodeeee woh ooohhh
polish opinion
Yes, yes you are.
thank you fren!
Scandinavians just keep winning
4 minutes in first troon!
Anon Babble and Anon Babble here
it's coming out on steam and mobile on 26th June
clown show as always
FORGOTTEN KINO
what a shit song
why wedding dress
Nuke a European country
IT'S SAFE ANON.....
SVT STREAM
MINIMUM COMMENTARY
Who is the tranny?
evropa is kill
Anon Babble standing by
YFW watching this cringefest
we bring the most attention and interest by far, like a quarter of the viewers hate/love-watch us, look at the seething in relevant threads. So no, we're not going anywhere ^^
ONG I JUST BROKE THE H*CKING CODE NIGGA YEEET
Gay filter
guess goebbels wasnt white :^)
The gays are here
I hate how his gums protrude when he smiles
Mute + skip
they play the trash that won last year so that we remember that every piece of shit is fair game
pretty smart desu
WELCOME TO THE SHOW
THAT EVERYBODY KNOW
Average Swiss male
not as good without the spinny thing
not a qt irish satanist lady
i'm still mad
Anon Babble reporting in
Anon Babble reporting in!
okay song but its no ring ting tinga
Fag fest has started
Someone's gonna get an epileptic attack
Actually really good
Voting for
I S R A E L
don't make it a drinking game if you want to live
Boring start to the show, not surprising given that the Swiss are hosting
um the eurovision youtube stream is only streaming old songs
Banned from the group Eurovision watch party because I take the piss constantly
Looks like I’m here tonight
so far im not liking this urovishon thing
fag
english song
Sesso con Michelle Hunziker
Nice pair for a disabled lass
im gonna stone the entire thing
So he fully trooned out?
Manliest man in Switzerland
Anon Babble here
disgusting
WO HA AH OH
what a fucking joke, put on a shirt nigga
show opens with a tranny
Lol, Euros.
Bet this fag is insufferable IRL
she's a tranny too
vomit inducing shit
why are you going so hard into italy? this isnt victoria 2 DoD
How bad are we looking lads?
Anon Babble reporting
I'm pol and sp
we still got the hungarian goddess
T. MARCO SHEKELINI
it was like that in the semi finals the only talked 10 secs about each contestant but now that she is here she cant stop talking
swiss sexo
nigga that's a ball
2 bingo calls already
I am gonna make it this year.
I live only like 30 mins away from this year's ESC site but I didn't bother going
chad jawline
decides to become a they/them who wears dresses
what's wrong with european youth
why can't he be normal?
yes
Der Basler wieder
saving the dildo
Based seeder of chaos
1614
bruh what are you doing
LETS GO SWEDEN BROS
Anon Babble here
Last year staging of this song was 10000x times better
DAY BOW BOW
I like it. Top 10 for sure
prettyyyyyyyy
just watch the youtube stream without commentators wtf is wrong with you
are you ready for boo filter to overheat to mask israel
ISRAEL FLAG INCOMING. DEPLOY THE ANTI BOO TECHNOLOGY
I don't think he's a tranny, just a weird gay man
douze points for America
god she's cute
BOW WOW
CHICKA CHICKA
OH YEAH
I miss Bambie Thug
luxemburg looked cute
Female commentator on SVT
God dammit...
don't marry guys. i promised my wife to watch ESC with her on the TV and now i can't shitpost on here. shitposting in a sticky with 1000+ replies just doesn't really work on the phone. farewell.
WELCOME TO WEIMAR MEIN FREUND
YLE broadcast works globally but is more delayed than Peacock so I'll just watch on peacock.
GOOD ALTERNATIVE FOR BURGER BROS WHO DON'T WANT TO WATCH SVT THOUGH
GOOD ALTERNATIVE FOR BURGER BROS WHO DON'T WANT TO WATCH SVT THOUGH
GOOD ALTERNATIVE FOR BURGER BROS WHO DON'T WANT TO WATCH SVT THOUGH
GOOD ALTERNATIVE FOR BURGER BROS WHO DON'T WANT TO WATCH SVT THOUGH
GOOD ALTERNATIVE FOR BURGER BROS WHO DON'T WANT TO WATCH SVT THOUGH
GOOD ALTERNATIVE FOR BURGER BROS WHO DON'T WANT TO WATCH SVT THOUGH
GOOD ALTERNATIVE FOR BURGER BROS WHO DON'T WANT TO WATCH SVT THOUGH
GOOD ALTERNATIVE FOR BURGER BROS WHO DON'T WANT TO WATCH SVT THOUGH
GOOD ALTERNATIVE FOR BURGER BROS WHO DON'T WANT TO WATCH SVT THOUGH
GOOD ALTERNATIVE FOR BURGER BROS WHO DON'T WANT TO WATCH SVT THOUGH
Think this shit gets gayer every single year
OH YEAH
i want to hell and back
all he did was cry inside his bedroom thinking he wanted to both be a boy and be a girl
meanwhile there are people in the competition who actually went through shit
Fuck the tranny, bitch
BOM BOM
CHUKA CHUKA
oh shit top secret! nice
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHH
We should have just sent Sam Ryder back desu
Duffman?
thought they were going to take out a chastity cage for me for a moment and force me to wear it
BOW WOW
He's androgynous anon
You wouldn't get it
Anon Babble here
OOOOHHHHHH YEAAHHHHH
ISRAELI KHAZZAR MILKERS
Estonia has a cool flag
If it's not in English, I'm not voting for it. Simple as.
I'm eating carrot sticks and cucumber sticks with sourcream while watching, what snacks do you guys have?
Luxem(((Berg))) a cute
cute pic dude
Shlags/10 I think we'll do well as the redhead is a hot mess
No boos
RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED
have no tits
guess I have no gender now
this
They literally stream the event at youtube anon
Anon Babble here
Unfortunately this is not true.
true
Nobody will notice I want to rape the Norwegian twink.
Anon Babble represent
Were those cheers for Israel added
Crowd muted for Israel
Kek
mfw I fail the license test
Does anyone else get targeted ads for Israel on youtube or is just me?
SPANISH BOOBA
oh i'm a /heem/er alright
fake crowd noises
Lame
Any other
I skipped the semifinals
watchers?
Take a laptop.
wth brudda
music goes loud when Israel comes out
phoneposters cucked by the sticky
MODS = GODS
Sterilize the untermensch. There are no downsides
He's a femboy
ISRAEL SEXO
They use fake cheers for everyone. I wonder why...
had completely forgotten yello were swiss
Israel brought a mummy, nice
I wonder if they mute out the boos and play cheers over it
Are there any homosexual contestants this year? Would be a big win for the progressives if we had an openly gay singer in a large event like this.
Lmao
its geoblocked in america retard did you read the op
lmao iceland dabbing in 2025
Is Austria’s a chink or just a very asiatic looking germanic
Saucisson
I should eat healthier like you.
Dabs
Did we just get booed?
lmfao
it was not as ridiculous as the roar after the performance yesterday but it felt off
SPANISH TITS LETS GOOOOOOOOOO
united kingdom
BOOOOO
does anyone else know they don't have epilepsy but they always have this fear in the back of their mind that it might strike at moments like this
lithuanians are cute
69th Big Gay Song Contest
Nice
Obviously. The best way to watch that show is to know absolutely nothing about the songs
!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Austrian is he
I thought she was a lesbian
what did the führer mean by this?
iceland
it's a graham hypes up our doomed act all night gimmick again
brits send the stacys
why wouldnt you want to watch svt?
Anon Babble here for my annual Anon Babble appearance
No we eliminated all of them in the semis, you're welcome
no they dont? theyre only streaming old shit
Boooooooo!
Latvia group sex pleaseeeeeee
S A R A J E V O
A
R
A
J
E
V
O
Let's go boys!
Based
Zero points incoming.
*dab*
This interlude has been the coolest moment of the whole show
BOOBA
Spain always bring a hot mama
But shit our slags look good too
brexit means brexit buddy
Nigga, stop
Anon Babble is not good for you
im so exciteeed
LATVIA HAS TO WIN
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EUUROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE
god i hate happy women so much it's unreal
ARE SLAGS
I just ate tomato on bread with a shitload of olive oil, salt and garlic
Feels good to be med
I'm kinda scared they won't be having the German flag with them
too much commentary
:DDDDD
Tynna bros.....
NIGGALANDS
Tu penses qu'on a une chance cette année ?
Booing the pure English roses
The absolute state of continental troons
Sorry homo, Eurovision is for us straight boys, go back to Formel 1 or whatever you guys are into
why do they even have a judges vote?
why would he say this
now the crowd noise is just always fake, thanks jizzrael
he got brainwashed by trannies
EE
Why not simp for someone actually attractive?
Why are they so flat?
Erika Vikman from Finland
KAJ from Sweden
Make it make sense
How about a refugee?
DAMN ITALY IS ZESTY
it's not available in the US and in the UK
i hope Tommy Cash wins.
a true quasi-anon amongst normies.
i hope he attempts some new gimmick this time.
Finland's songs are just super boring always.
our mainstream media landscape doesn't really allow for any non-conventional lapses.
tfw i realized the girls wear the same outfits
fuck i was hoping for some greek tummy exposure
I actually look forward to watching this with my Anon Babble frens
me!
Did they just get some Disney princess outfits from Smiffys?
fake cheers
Netherlands is a BLACK MAN
erika is so repulsive
The fuck are we getting booed for? What have we done?
wat, I'm watching the event live from that link though
the flag says ukraine but the comment says kazakhstan
Same here bro, I can't watch them with my time zone anyway
Only watched the rejects, I liked Georgia and Ireland
BALALALALALA
I want to perkele her voi vittus, if you säkkijärven what I helsinki.
GERMANY
My wife thinks the Spanish singer is incredibly hot
Not sure how to process it
Beer and wings
You know why.
british song third
FINLAND THICK
EVROPA
EVROPA
EVROPA
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO
We don't even have to commit a genocide to get euros seething, absolute mental domination
i'm only there for the twitch threads fuck the rest of that place
all women are queen
what are these fake screaming sounds when they zoom in
only one black? wtf this isnt wholesome inclusive
I want Spain to tittyfuck me
EUROvision
Isreal
italy
Italian guy needs to be forcefed
youtube.com
my wife
hate joos
Kinda baffling that Graham Norton still exists. Is he just an Eurovision guy now?
LETS GO TOMMY
I want my former weed plug to win eurovision
vacation to Spain is cancelled
Top 5 assuré je pense
Poland & Germany one after another
cute
link doesnt work
Fuck this picture is better but I only one token per day.
Answer me this Anon Babble, what the hell just happened?
Your wife is gay, sorry.
Anon Babble here and ready
on my way to tell the americans, that the ESC is actually super manly
Incredible how at least a third of the audience has AIDS right now
she's not wrong
America would literally nuke nations just to get a fraction of this SQVL
who are these slags?
because otherwise the wrong song will always win
VERBOTTEN
SWISS A CUTE
Think I'm gonna vote for the one with the biggest tits
vittu actually refers to female genitalia krautbro
get on roblox lads
SEXXXO ENERGY
& BEST SONG
I haven't listened to a single song. Who deserves to win?
There were worse in the semi-final
None are worse than Malta, Graham.
Graham Norton getting excited about Celine Dion being there
She's shit though
stop being such a stimp bitch
Anon Babble? in this day and age? it's not 2007 anymore, you were supposed to graduate to another board
Easier to rig it.
Greece is so pretty
I'm so 50/50 on her, she's either horribly unappealing or thicc sexo depending on the angles and lightning
malta SEXO
lots of BBWs so far based
those dudes have -99999 negative aura
I am happy to watch it with you too friend
Im so happy that the site is back online, I was terrified that it was going to be gone forever
I want her to do something to me with her boots
MY TOP 3
Albania
ABSOLUTE KINO. Was my top pick on Tuesday even when I didn't know what they were singing about. Now, I love it even more.
Fire! Fall upon our tribal wild dances. In the darkness, we hunger for light. Endlessly searching.
10/10
Sweden
Just a couple sauna bros spreading joy. Nothing pretentious. No "message" being preached. Everything is top notch.
Ei saa peittää
KEK "do not cover". I've seen that on a few radiators.
Estonia
He, as the kids say, understood the assignment. This song just makes me happy! Also, I watched a few interviews with him and he's such a nice and genuine dude.
No stresso, no stresso, no need to be depresso
Tommy solves mental health. Therapists on suicide watch.
i want to be crushed between Malta and Denmark
post wife
Oi Swiss and Euro Cunts, why are you booing our lasses? They've done nowt to yous.
Haven't watch eurovision in years, but today I am watching it with you bros.
Swedes got mad about Lordi winning. That's the actual reason.
Day bow bow.
PORTUGAL
LETS GO
Kojima reference
twitch threads
For porn or entertainment?
I might join it if it's primary eceleb discussion. I love that shit.
danish piggy...
Another Eurovision, another 0 points
MALTA 0 POINTS PLS
MALTA 0 POINTS PLS
MALTA 0 POINTS PLS
MALTA 0 POINTS PLS
Iceland: Davinki?
denmark visually stomping
When was the last time America hosted a competition this white?
can u fix the link amigo tnx
LET'S GO
Our lads :)
Europapa
..speaking FRENCH
This really is the year of
chubby woman in onepiece
BALALALALALALA LALALAL
LETS GO
SAUNA
Any troons this year? I haven't watched the semifinals
I hate stickies
why are Europeans so degenerate? what happened to shame in the west?
Hello Denmark
SWEDEEEEEEN!
playing actual bangers
Nah fuck off ya nonce, she did well at the Olympics last year despite it all
Tulta :DDDD
imgur.com
try this
Manly and gay.
HOLY SHIT DENMARK PLEASE SIT ON MY FACE AND KILL ME
they look like maneskin at home type of guys
ZJERM
generic youtube channel intro for sweden
This is sabotage
faggots will still vote for it
Holy shit I didn't notice what a slampig the Danish bitch was earlier
WHY DO ALL THE KINO COMEDY SONGS GET REMOVED IN THE SEMI FINAL
They're slags singing about being sluts
dont be so pessimistic budy
this is the best song you've had since Lena
Louane a qt
As a straight man, it's your duty to vote for the fittest female performer
2012 progressive house
kino
france is white?
slampig bros we are winning hard this year
aviici-pop starts as soon as sweden is announced
the fix is in
they use the same cheer audio for everyone
Portugal = most boring song
Should have been a NQ
Considering the boos we got, I wouldn't be shocked if we were down there with you.
Like normal really.
i like that 2012 song
finlan entry is beautiful
Post predictions
1. Albania
2. Finland
3. Sweden
4. Austria
5. Luxembourg
6. France
7. Germany
8. Estonia
9. Portugal
10. San Marino
11. Israel
12. Greece
13. Lithuania
14. Latvia
15. Ukraine
16. Spain
17. Italy
18. Iceland
19. Switzerland
20. Denmark
21. Norway
22. Netherlands
23. Poland
24. Armenia
25. United Kingdom
26. Malta
no based starmer has banned them
Learn from our failures
surely we can all agree that albanians arent europeans
>Ei saa peittää
KEK "do not cover". I've seen that on a few radiators.
They have finnish radiators in UK?
Yes, you the watcher
the OTK one is almost pure gossip/shitposting, there's another one for gooners but i don't really go there
ICH BALALALALALLER DIE LÖCHER IN DEN FROSCH
starts playing avicii for sweden
middle is qt
Malta
FUCK YOU
lotta fatties
SWISS BROS WHATS HAPPENING
Thanks, my crotch is already hot pastabro.
So they should fit in perfectly with the degens at Eurovision.
baller
Holy rent free. Also it's Eurovision so that's an automatic yes.
does it AGAIN
go fuck yourself
the one on the right is chlolunaa
wasn't that last year? but yes he was robbed
cool flag parade switzerland much better than last year
Wheres the rock song which always blows everything else away?
No they said Boo-urns
Portugal always bring the sad ballad in eurovision
Trvth Nvke inc: Eurovision was infinitely more kino when Türkiye was here
If it get deleted on imgur
litter.catbox.moe
Chick in yellow dress is so SEXO
thinking she's shit makes me a nonce
You don't even know what nonce means
turkish flags
Mmmm yes 500 points
I think we’re joining you tonight lad so don’t worry
ANOTHER PRESENTER?????
Their streets are probably more white than London
nope
kek
I'm pretty sure he's physically ill btw
SHE HAS A DUTCH MOTHER
this thread is moving so fast no one will notice i'm gay
middle host SEXO
Peak slampig
Anon Babble standing by
Divided By Jewry
Get in the oven
I hate you and your kind
Nobody cares Ahmed.
3 televote songs in the top 3
keep dreaming lil bro, its a JURYGOD year
Where is Japan?
I missed Israel, did they get booed?
our roses
Kwab
It is true.
Turkey had very kino entries.
alot of the females are kinda curvy this year
Cool intro. Felt like an actual party
Unfortunately yeah. About the same situation as the year the fat israeli won with their IM NOT YOUR TOY YOU STUPID BOY song won. Except Malta won't win
SWEET SWEET
CUM CUM
this should have been this year's italian act
Is it just me or the artists are whiter than usual this year?
Nice fakes amico giuditto
i hate women
The third one is finally normal
Michelle Hunziker
lol
fake cheers so idk
slampig of the night
Plapbros eatin' well tonight!
I'd still hit it
I would enjoy that. I like the drama slop.
(you) are in charge of Eurovision for your country
What song from your cunt do you pick?
well that’s not hard is it
500 pounds
FTFY
did they get Celine Dion?
We’re the protagonists
mvh savdade mvthfvcka
Return to the contest
Interesting that you didn't deny diddling kids, but okay
obvious AI slop
IT'S THEM ANON!
kek what a BBW
indeed
HER VOICE IS DEAD ALREADY
I'm gooning my fart so hard right now
Who is this butch third host who wasn’t in the semi finals
She's liana anti-christ
Bless you Graham
MAKE SURE TO VOTE FOR ISRAEL
cause they're genocidal fascists and it would be funny if they won
THERE'S AN EUROVISION ROBLOX !!!???????
Up in the north of Scotland I've seen one or two. And I've been to mainland Europe as well many times.
Anon Babble here
Where the fuck is the Romansh presenter
Is that Celine Dion in the middle?
join eurovision party in roblox
what
Three Swiss Germans
No Swiss French
No Swiss Italian
They're really gonna get away with murder by portraying Switzerland like a German outpost
VÆB WITH IT
nobody cares ahmed
to be fair these artists are there solely to push boundaries and look like freaks to most people
Proper Danish bacon. Yum yum.
LETSSSS GOOOOOOOO
Anon Babble and /sturdy/ reporting in!
no male host
Discrimination
HAHAH you take poz up your neghole
I will get your ass i the microwave
Hazel is like an anti-host
Based Graham
based and same
One host for every Swiss language except Romansh
Romanshbros...
why do people care about celine dion so much for?
Host is sick
shes to expensive
Eurovision Kaaba
1. The Netherlands
2. Iceland
3. Ukraine
Calling it now. Sweden disqualified for normie shit.
atrocious fit on the left i hate swiss women
Who is this random 3rd woman that wasn’t in the semi?
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whats with her voice?
gimi
well Hunziker is "Italian adopted"
Slampig meta this year
CAM ON BASEL FC, SCORE SOM FOOKING POINTS FOR US
Hazel in English: x 0.5 speed
Turks are right, jury vote's retarded
any of my DACH sisters think that Hazel is very unfuny? i tried listenign to her podcast and youtube stuff buts very dull. She sould shit my mouth though, very hot this gal.
this bitch activates my mating instincts
oui oui omelette du fromage
no, I don't think I will
Hunziker is basically italian at this point
rvblox chads lets go
Is it just me or is the middle female host jacked? (which I like)
who is gonna win bros ?
michelle currently bulking
YOU WHAT LUV
SUOMI
ΟΠΟΙΟΣ ΔΕΝ ΨΗΦΙΣΕΙ ΚΛΑΥΔΙΑ ΝΑ ΤΟΥ ΚΑΕΙ ΤΟ ΒΙΝΤΕΟ ΚΑΙ ΝΑ ΤΟΥ ΠΕΘΑΝΕΙ Η ΓΑΤΑ!
I called my cat "bulle" because of this super nana.
I like her
amazing voice
speaks in English first
Funny, isn't it?
Hazel Brugger a cute
imagine going to an arena to see a big screen
Michelle ...mommy
God I wish I had him, he's so funny
Is terry wogan possessing that fag today?
bruh nobody cares about them
Three strong women to comment
Zooms on men in the public show literal soyboys caricatures
The matriarchy is coming
HECKIN FEMINISM
They can't compete with ARE GRAHAM
Swiss humour
t. giggly goonclown
35000 people watching a Eurovision cube
Kek
AUSTRIA WILL WIN
AUSTRIA WILL WIN
AUSTRIA WILL WIN
get this man a drink
Damn.
Men BTFO
When will you come back
WOMAN SLAAAY
is that why turks left
I wasn't suggesting it was anything else, anyone who was there two days ago knows
I am the male host (they keep me naked and tied in the backstage and step on me every time they're not on camera)
69th ESC
69
got the architects vote
gimi
never played roblox, can someone check whats happening here
Germany singer is cute.
the absolute cringe
WE ARE SO BACK ESC BROS
wymyn
just wondering how much of dick is being sucked in the restrooms on the eurovision arena
i'm not drunk enough for this shit
WAIT A MINUTE HUNZIKER I REMEMBER THIS GAL FROM THE TABLOIDS her name always featured along heidi klum and other top models of the zeros
Who the fuck complained about women presenting Eurovision.
Any free UK streams for Graham's commentary?
STUNNING AND BRAVE
so quirky
Yeah I know, I've never understood the jizzing over her, she's a very average singer.
Moidsisters...
She mogs her daughter hard
austria will win no doubt, the gay mafia rig is in
we're STILL doing the french thing in this international contest in 2025 because frogs are low IQ scum incapable of speaking more than one language
J'espère!!
Hunziker is mogging those hags so hard.
LE VELINEH
hunziker is 48
SEXO GILF
Menbros.....our response!?
LE WAHMENZ
grim
bara bada bastu
You will not have the drink
I'd nut in Hazel
fake tits
dropped
manbros...
FINALLY EUROVSION IS EMPOWERING WOMEN
Well, Latvia definitely won
explain this meme
nothing like that will happen
I know Michelle, she was pretty popular in the early 2000s in Germany
thought left hand side was a tranny 100%
she has 2 kids
omg
L'allemagne ... DOUZE POINTS!
no cheers when talking about unity
lol
I wish he came back into F1 bros....
Quite attractive lasses these three if I'm being honest.
nobody but they must virtue signal despite being all women
according to wikipedia
Why do Anon Babble babs watch Eurovision?
Isnt it just a humiliation ritual and ragebait fiesta for them? Do they enjoy it?
it's been here for over a decade, you just haven't been paying attention
is russia allowed to participate?
They should be here. So should south korea
f1 takes the week off for eurovision
gimi
WHO IS THE ITALIAN PRESENTER? SHE'S SEXO
Girlboss!
On a scale of 1-10
How gay will tonight be?
u wot luv
love from pakistan
BALALALLALALLER
I was actually saying Boo-urns
SESSO CON LA HUNZIKER
contest to unite the world through music
it the most nationalistic event of the year right after the world cup
Euro gets gayer every fucking year.
hunziker is the fakest women i've ever seen, that bitch does not drop the fake smile for even a second
i'd say around 100 dicks
French is literally the lingua franca of europe you retard
don't like this lezzer on the left
dercoomer.jpg
Ukraine already had three dudes hosting so women are behind
EN FRANCAIS SVP JE NE COMPRENDS PAS
MERCI
Unite the world through music!
Okay so let Russia back i-
NO!
do it for the lulz. do it now.
Are the BBC not showing it in UHD this year? It looks fucking awful on iPlayer, like it's 360p. I can't believe it's 2025 and live broadcasts online still looks this bad
no, they were banned like israel
shitsrael sandwiched between kino
the fix is in
each vote costs 1 nazi gold
what did they mean by this?
GIVE HUNTZIKER MOMMY
that "jury" word...
it upsets me...
who are these 3 fucking trannies?
it's pretty obvious that Sweden will win right?
E' LEI O NON E' LEI?
How can I vote for Russia?
She's just autistic.
oui oui oui baguette hon hon
You can vote up to 20 times
why?
Anon Babble is here
The new presenter wasn't in the semi-finals cause she mogs the other two hard
99999999999999999999999
Im sure none of these votes will be at all rigged for certain country that is obsessed with looking good despite being depiction of pure evil on this planet
I hate the national jury so fucking much bros
The rent has gone unpaid for too long...
nobody in uk has a 4k tv is why
Even when woman have it all they must talk of a world where they didn't
happened before
more of this slut
Here's your mother, bro.
a fool and his money
I haven't listened to a single song. I don't care which one deserves to win. I'll vote for Israel no matter what
When have poltards ever done anything that actually makes them happy?
BUT I HAVEN'T HEARD ANYTHING ANON!
United in nationalism.
why not? it's free money
sturdy kpg represent
no the EBU tried to keep them in after 2022 but multiple big 6 countries threatened to pull funding if russia was allowed to participate so they got kicked out
this is actually what happened btw
middle one has the mel c build
They fucked up the costumes and made them look like demonic fishes, when originally they were tradlarping originally.
they won't allow that to happen again
Frogs really should take a hint.
They haven't been relevant since Napoleon got his ass beaten.
It's has been an Anglo world ever since.
jewish contestant
has big boobs
every single time
Why the fuck can you vote now? This is just for yanks to vote Israel
I'm a Anon Babblecel, but not a rightoid. I am not particulary hateful of gays and troons. I buy into some of the race stuff, but only to a limited extent.
START SMOKING NOW
why do you hate us eurobros
unite the world with 3 brown women instead
fell asleep because of a very long bike ride today
woke up 5 minutes ago
haven't missed anything yet
20 bucks is 20bucks
If that middle one is a troon I'd let him forcefully facefuck me.
should've prepared
Praying for a nipslip tonight
Wait you already can vote, without even hearing the thing lmao? what a joke contest
time for direct democracy
Someone needs to stop this facist.
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You can't.
So Israel could get more votes.
I can vote already? wtf
you WILL pay for a TV license
You think Ukraine is winning again ?
the uk?
There's only one country that has been paying for ads telling people to vote for their contestant, could you possibly guess which country it is?
No one. It is "Slay queen" political affirmation anon.
my vote can be bought i am entertaining offers
vote for she in 69 euro
gr
enemies of israel
why can anglo-saxons not comprehend the idea of ugly women? why do trannies constantly live rent free in your head 24/7 you AGP coomer?
start voting now
no songs have been shown yet
Starting voting before the songs
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I'm sure no political voting here
you have a point actually
kek
Same lol
we're more than expected
it's been eight years already. how time flies
To chud is to seethe
No Croatia
No Serbia
No Bosnia
Wtf happened?
opening the votes before anyone have even sung is fucking retarded
>thought left hand side was a tranny 100%
holy fuck how do people like you not just stop and think that you are actually the one with a problem and not trannies
Man this Hazel bitch is the most Germanic woman I've ever seen
mannish looks
square jaw
autistic humour
Terry Wogan's ghost here (coming to your from Finland) ASK ME ANYTHING
get out, it's not over for you yet
Did you not watch the semis?
SEXO
Originally there were even more slutty. Showing legs and stuff.
Fuck, are they letting people vote mid-show again?
STORNORSKERIKE
ITS ALREADY GAY
DONT VOTE FOR THE UK ITS A WASTED VOTE BECAUSE WE'RE WINNING ANYWAY
They ran out of money
Anon Babblebrain is a variation of rageaholism.
the rageaholic doesn't "enjoy" or "agree" with what agitates and enrages them.
they're addicted to it by the neurochemicals they produce.
I posted this
This. Same with NATO and that the french retards have their own office for the EU
No it's not you retard
More like Noway lmao
isn't it illegal in germany to even save this image
the vast majority of people who are dedicated enough to vote have seen all the entries already
this was shit win
Its nothing personal, fren. Its just that brits ruin everything
there's room for only ONE Norwegian "Alessandro" in my heart
Just cast my 20 votes for sneeden
sorry zjermbros
We unlocked the secret character Tito.
Youtube kind of ruined Eurovision. A lot less fun when everyone has already listened to the songs for the the past 3 months.
How the fuck do you know Terry Wogan? He's one of ours not yours.
Iconic Swiss location
A fucking forest
Jesus the voting is 1.50€/message.
gives them more time to strategize the rigging
Is there a comfy thread somewhere?
STRAIGHTEST MAN IN NORGAY
hearing all of you call the blond presenter ugly or a tranny is making me feel like the last real heterosexual on earth
ayo...
It's shit, next song please
tattoo
Yeah, she's quite hot.
Does any anon here vote?
the one that has been causing you seething since 1948 and will soon build 500k new resorts on some former arab lands
Shit songs.
is this the Anon Babble representative?
not singing in your native language
this should be banned
voting before songs
so you admit this is just a political exercise
norwegian language is so similar to English holy shit I can understand most words
This act was sponsored by The Oblivion Remake, out now on consoles and Steam
graham shitting on switzerland.s lack of notable locations
These that host's bangs make me hard asf
Shit vocal technique Norway
nigga we're watching eurovision
your tranny detector should be switched on
Terry please come back to demean this shit back to the level it belongs at
The breakfast show has never been the same since
RAPE
20 minutes in
eaten all my snacks already
cost of living crisis
I'm doing work there. I bait them all day every day. It's difficult, but the world needs it.
IS THIS JUSTIN BEIBER?
15 year old
latvian aryan queens when?
Oh right this is the guy with the fucking CGI dragon in the background.
VOTE FOR SHE
few people do that. I'd guess less than 10%
SOMEWHERE ALONG THE WAY I LOST KY MIND
I HAD TO WALK A THOUSAND MILES
I WONT FALL AGAIN
EH EH EH EH
ILL BE MY OWN LIGHTEEEER
I DONT NEED SAAAVING
TRASH
tariff norway
yeah Norway blows as always, except when they had Keino kino
i dont
because he's a legend. I watched the old contests on youtube and always cracked up at his commentary
Im not voting for anything because I dont think any of the songs this year are good
Fuck Eurovision, we need to go back to the true european kino
Who will replace Graham when he's gone lads?
Crap. Next
GAY SWAT
oh its that minecraft faggot
norgays? why would you send this trash?
Voting Israel just for the seethe, haven't listened to a single song, just tried the dirty louisiana from kfc was a shout
English
Cant sing
Boring
Black dancer
Wtf Norge
in english
BUZZZZZZZ
Bro can't hit a note to save his life
i love women
I swear I summoned this guy for a boss fight in Dark Souls 2
norwegian faggot
/gig/ here!
kek
Bad song bad singer
norway I'm disappoint
its over
norway
singing in english
won't be getting my vote
holy fuck this is ASS
ZESTY boy
There's literally nothing but fags in the audience.
UK is good....
THE FUCKED THE SOUND FOR THE FINAL AGAIN
ITS FUCKING OVER
Just delete this shit from my screen. I don't smoke, I don't need this shitty lighter.
What are they frying?
This is shit. I want a refund.
noway
Shit.
This man can't sing for shit
It's like getting hit in the face by a brick every other word
WTF IT'S 1 EURO PER VOTE???
it would be too expensive for ireland to host every year
Who would putinbots vote for?
Why aren't they performing again?
Should be based on the performance tonight as well. If someone shits themselves live on stage tonight they shouldn't win.
i will if you stop posting her ugly face
/kpg/ mentioned
Norway is such a classic eurovision song. But in a bad and generic way
Norðbræður this fucking sucks.
I THINK I DID ANON!
I just got 8 mini pizzas out of the oven :3
not a fan
Does Erika Vikman's titmilk taste good?
HIGH HEELS ARE THE BEST
name dropping your cunt during the song
Well he does look like a kid
that fag needs some exotic qts dancing half naked
anon does not know how laumas looked like
It is pretty canon look, before they looked like barbies
Damn, I actually dreamed about making love to a thicc Danish woman the other night, before I got rudely awoken by my alarm
Ive eaten my pizza already
I DONT LIKE IT IM SORRY
3/10
just got home from work
did i miss anything ?
btw why does it seem like this guy can't really sing?
Brother....
let this be a wake-up call
Norway send Alexander Ryback again, now that was kino.
I'm mostly addicted to how fast the threads are there. It's awesome.
americans can vote? also dont vote for us. if we win, next eurovision will be very down scaled, noone wants to foot the bill here.
First time in my life that I agree with an unitedstatian
This one has no winning potential
If you vote for Britain I shall come down on you with the wrath of a thousand, thousand SuperNovas exploding in your face.
We can't afford this shit, we're very thankful not to win.
Good luck to whoever gets landed with this shit show next year because you're also getting the bill the host.
it's a historical photo posted for educational purposes
Id fuck him
4shit is a majority brown incel site nowadays
Norway singing in English
Denmark singing in English
You guys are embarrassing the rest of nordics
this guy wishes he was born into a korean entertainment clan
they should only let cute male twinks and fat female slampigs onto the stage
A fitting act to go first
English song shan't be getting my vote
Theres only room for one of her in any room
damn this sucks
built like a fridge
Armour twink's song has grown on me
why are you doing this
This is type type of song Azerbaijan would send, why does it say Norway?
Europoors doing this shit while the US is saving the world
zoomer music
Keeping a record of each act and will give each a score out of 10 for my own amusement
90% of this board is zoomers, they don't know man
i keep noooticing
THIS NIGGA CANT SING
Norway a shit. Terrible song.
how is this in the final
Rylan
He seems like a good lad to be fair
Not good at singing
Norway more like Snoozeway
not everyone here is gay
anyone remember cha cha cha?
zzzzZZZZZZZzzzzzzZzzzzz
Norway making nods to Oblivion remaster
Wtf is this Norfags what were you thinking
this is just fucking shit lmao. norwegian faggot
This is genuinely shit
My beer have almost ended (3 litres, started before Eurovision started).
They all get the BBC channels on the continent, British influence reaches further than you think. It's half the reason why they speak good English.
could we vote already since the start last year? i swear it was always after all performances
ive blasted to that image a dozen times
Wait it was Norway not the UK
we already know the songs from the semi finals you absolute dumbass
NO
Lame song to open with
wtf is this
Neither do I. I might if it was free though, not gonna spend money on this
Based
unfortunately there is a rest of the world vote now.
pretty solid 3.5/10
kek
4/10 (for the armor)
how didn't milkshake man qualify for final?
lel
Why is this on int? Should be on
uh.....EW
its even worse then i remember
btw why does it seem like this guy can't really sing?
first time watching Eurovision i presume?
the live performances never sound good, they're all out of breath because of coreography
Shamow!
when will they be allowed to join. I want plastic kpop sluts in my eurovision
FIREY
Zero points to Norgay
Cucked nation
namedropping another country multiple times in your song
Another Italian uses kpg? How many of us...
absolutely based. It felt like watching the Euros but every week.
Norway I love you, but this is dogasswater
nil point
The audio mixing fucking sucks, the audience sounds like it's in another hall and the backing track is thin
next esc in birmingham
how much does voting cost in you country? 1.40€ here
is he even allowed to bring his own lighter?
I don't know. You kinda promoted the depicted ideology pretty well. I think you might have swayed me.
Norway...
what went wrong?
2/10
Seething. Make it all jury if you want something close to objectivity.
Should have won, I remember sauna bro
historians contest the existence of a frog thougheverbeit.
I think it should be a rule to sing at least one verse in your own language + have some traditional instrument in every song.
what are you doing norway?
3/10
but its eurovision so thats top 10 already
al posto di Topo Gigio dovevano invitare il Gabibbo
God damn I would blow my load in every single one of them several times over until their bellies were full.
norway more like noway they sent this shit jej
San Marino?
Nah m8 our song is shit, though no the shittest
norwegians have shit taste in everything
is this the Raygun of the event?
They didn't like his milkshake
Both Finns
He looks so weird. Like some kid
average woman
OH MY GOD A TRANNY
leave interwebs for a while and touch grass
bring my own, bring my own lighter
what fucking retard made these lyrics
Me pinus
I look wool sock or stockings. Don't care about the shoes.
It's alright but pretty generic and not very country specific
maybe send someone that can sing next time
Norway 3/10
Flags
LUXEMCUTIE
happy norway independence day norsk anons
2/10
flags are mandatory for eurovision
eh you tried
Norway 3/10
It's been that way for years
implying Eurovision has anything to do with music
I have already forgotten the song so good job I guess
This show was so good!
Yep, just like how "football unite people"
So we're pretending we hated that song right?
they didn't drag out another sami victim
Vaguely
A LONG time ago
SEXO INCOMING
7/10 because of the implication that they're throwing this act on the pyre
No.
Post eyes
4.7 of 10
couldnt sing
I called it's 19 cent
ESC 2026
BERLIN
You should get a +10% bonus for singing in a language other than English
Me. I’ll do it in between all those films I’m directing.
Australia didn't qualify
Yeah mate, that's not going to be a problem.
I do
Mostly because this popped up in my recommended
youtu.be
how is this song simultaneously very dated and also idk the opposite of that. zoomerish
haha gay
Luxembourg a fucking cute
1.40
going to break out my credit card and cast another 20 votes just to spite you
It's the Netherlands turn.
Cutie up next
Sex with luxembourg
He is his own Lidar?
I require Luxembourg sex
nah we've plenty of good singers, Nemo was a lot better for instance. This guy was just shit
Big Cigar infiltrating the event
How come Swedish entries are always good but Norwegian entries are mid at best?
cute
No that's Austria.
Why did they give the "death spot" to Luxembourg?
DOLL SEXO
acute wife
LA POOPEE
That was our song
3 quid
POOPI time
Anti-boo technology-tm
la poopy
the sticky Anon Babble threads were the best
my wife
I just started with my popcorn
Luxembourg qt incoming
I can't recall it being THIS bad
7/10, catchy chorus
spent 10€ on austria
hope he wins
something something... I've got my own lighter
We should make luxembourg always sing in their language, shit would be funny as fuck
LA POUPPE
q-t
guys I've already forgotten Norway's song
Well, before that, we need to kick these disgusting Eastoids out of the competition.
Ulrika Jonsson's tastes better.
H-he is just a mutt!
the poopy song
CUTE
norway is not a good country
I hope she shoes panties again...
Luxembourg
Not sending a postcard from Liechtenstein
Poland mommy when?
BEST SONG AND A QT
Malaise
we have nina chuba at home
i voted 20 times
BENELUX BENELUX BENELUX BENELUX BENELUX BENELUX BENELUX BENELUX BENELUX BENELUX BENELUX BENELUX BENELUX BENELUX BENELUX BENELUX BENELUX BENELUX BENELUX BENELUX
kinda bätänki women :3
KKIINNNNOOOO