2009s selfie
/brit/
Roy "Chubby" Brown
i prefer them
might get a dominos later
going 2 go clean the house
the gf
roy "nigger" brown
nightshift toil looms
sca-REAMING
now
then
lads
he's a grangly guy
15
remember ainsley harriott
the gf
give mousenonce a shag why dont you
The lovely Asian women, folks
sounds like something you'd hear playing in a free mason lodge
wish I got given loads of painkillers to cope with getting shagged by monster knobs
they should make mcdonalds cheaper
Old Rorkedonald had a farm, e-i-e-i-o
therapy, autistic meltdowns and being upset about "slut shaming" are punk now i suppose
british men are cuter ngl
love the lidl bakery, me
No offence lads but I've got the FA Cup Final coverage on.
the woke wont like this
just a catchy song with a funny novelty of saying cunty mate no one is taking away your crass records matey
No actual discussions going on. The same stale posts. Losers shouting into the void.
Eurovision tonight, so. We can all watch that together
I wanna watch you sleep on facetime nigga... x
touched a nerve clearly
ffs just rushed a bunch of random bets on before kick off
catberg absolutely loving getting his belly rubbed
he's become very needy and affectionate in his old age
Poo poo wee wee
Oh. Right. We could do that, aye. I suppose you'll be asking for a takeaway tonight and all.
the buildings washing machine is absolutely fucking minging
my clothes come out smelling worse than when they went in
*does a big meaty shit in the /brit/ garden*
you need to drain it mate. cannot believe how many people don't know how to maintain a washing machine.
water from the tap tastes very odd. metallic twang to it. think they've poisoned the water hole. they've been trying for years but they finally got me.
wasn't me
scre
Mad how everything just fucking costs more and sometimes it's less than it used to be too. Utterly mad
it's a communal washing machine, I can't
Meet at 7 at the Crispy Bollock for Eurovision then, yeah?
call the building management then? or you afraid of talking on the phone
get one of them water filter jugs
I've got one but ran out of filters and cba getting more aha
surely theres a button on the machine that does some cleaning
nighshift toil looms
underwear very smelly today
Mad how nice thai food is. I hate forrun foods but fuck me was that nice today. How they make vegetables so delicious? THere were vegetable fritters which were glorious. Thai green curry I had.
a million beers
oh my days rorke "i hate foreign food"
PLEASE post a pic of the aftermath poo
I let it run for around 15-20 seconds
just discovered if you splash water on your face in front of a fan it does a massive cool down
mad
the level of rorkeness you gotta be to hate foreign food for no reason
I just watched Hasanabi's take on the whole white south african refugee situation.
He says it's utterly inconsequential and just a feel good move from the government to make up for some of the criticism they've been having for the lack of deportations and flow of immigrants.
Why is he so smart?
You obviously don’t hate foreign food then
they just douse vegetables in stuff that tastes nicer. they also probably use msg to boost the umami flavour. like the difference between boiling broccoli until it's soft and mushy vs chuking it in a pan doused in oil and butter and salt and pepper and honey and garlic.
all food is foreign when you think about it
Throw it at the fan and it will spray the water evenly across your spotty face
based Hasan has MAGA figured out from the get go
hows that
I didn't buy it.
foreign object isn't it, food
foreign to the body
I just watched Hasanabi's take on the whole white south african refugee situation.
why would you do that
*doesnt think about it*
love me native food
mad how all our cells are dying and being replaced by the food we eat
my brain was once a sandwich
Only when I have it four in the morning! Wheeeey!
I don't see a good reason why not to.
its over
lawd have mercy
he's a woke paki
Very kind. Nice to see. Don’t hate them, they’re just like you and me, struggling to survive. I’m fed up of hearing stories from sick bastards who feed them pills so they explode and whathaveyou
sure but he's 6'4 while you're an ugly rorke incel (manlet)
the mumberg as it were
I just watched Baby Gronk's take on the whole zoomer situation.
He says zoomers ain't got no rizz. Zoomers be taking Ls left and right.
Why is he so smart?
I got so high last night it’s actually disgusting
what did you get high on?
The things I would do to Ruby's arse would get me arrested in at least 39 US states!
yeah and he's a woke paki
huffing my bollock musk
Terrible team
he's 6'4 tho
don't like thai food. if i'm fancying a chinky would go for chinese over it every time and maybe a katsu curry every now and then to mix it up
yh and warwick davis is 3'6
still doesn't change the fact hasan's a woke paki
sure but you can get away with a lot when you're good looking and tall without needing to personalitymax like a hobbit
he's a political react streamer
IE the lowest form of life on planet earth
one time i had a poo so big it smashed through the toilet and through the flaw and and caused an earthquake
all this talk of foreign muck is tempting me to give the deliveryjew some money later for some scran
got the cashier cutie dancing to my tune
hopefully she's not enamored with a faction member or my head might be in the chopping block xx
Were you expecting something different?
might get a kfc in
don't usually have kfc
what should i get
UK countryside is so shit and grim, just don't get the appeal of it here, wish we had more wilderness
the flaw? the flaw in what?
dogshit zinger meal
chuck bucket
once ordered kfc while tripping on acid and felt really bad for the chicken when it arrived and couldn't eat it
structure of the floor innit
mental how well african lads dance
OP is a jeet
get a paki za
Shall be watching Better Call Saul whilst violently fucking my arse with my new dildo
“Feather” by Sabrina Carpenter has reached 900 MILLION streams on Spotify.
It’s her 5th song to achieve this.
common sabby c w
the flaw in the floor?
2006
now that was a year
what poster are you?
you haven't just spawned in this obnoxious
um
I think the one time I went to KFC I ordered a burger, but maybe not
They don't make years like 2006 anymore.
mad how taylor swift has a song with kendrick lamar
go for the boneless banquet meal
add on some hot wings
yeah if it wasn't a flaw the floor wouldn't have caved in due to the poo
you gotta get you summa them biscuits nigga
shut up cunt scabby c posting is based and /brit/pilled
poof
love all that indie era of british music desu
I get another reminder why I like not going out anymore
lola young such a fucking munter
Movies based on fairy tales were popular in the 2000s.
2006 had a gothic fairy tale vibe.
get whatever the variety meal is these days. couple of pieces of chicken, couple of hotwings and 2 of the fillet things
melanination of perp(s)?
shut the fuck up you fucking yank cretin
true, i know she is playing up the 'proper raw innit m8' image but she is simply too ugly. messy is a catchy song tho
Chavs just moved into to a council house opposite the small park, blaring dubstep in the park with their runt mixed race kids. I would like chavs to all die now.
Yemen is a lot more advanced than I thought. I thought they legitimately all cavemen like the Taliban.
did not arsk
i want to have sex with the singer in last dinner party
Chappell Roan stuns in elevator.
acting like you don't worship yanks
just the black ones x
Nice dogberg in the bottom right
there's some residential areas in Kabul that look kinda like here, i thought they all lived in areas similar to the ones you see in MGSV
never see this monkey spaz and belgbrah on at the same time do you
wish we'd do the same here
yemen is nice but ruined by islam
This is what a real leader does.
thoughts on the dare? why do women love him so much?
recommended serving: 1/4 of pack
Wahey!
thoughts on my boring post?
Their old religion wasn't much better tardo, where do you think islam derived from.
Another lovely sunny day in the best city in the world
gotta love a little smartwhip on a day like this
40 years with free food, shelter, mates
why not simply ban him from the country with a hefty fine?
make it make sense
get
it
scranned
I have succumbed to another psyop
now i know where the witch phenotype came from, ugly munted up anglo women
have you sort fortune
evasive and shy
that one tiny square is 500 cal
IT'S NOT WORTH IT LAD IT'S NOT WORTH IT
GIVE IT TO ME INSTEAD
Stuntpegg?
XD
was reading about kfc on wikipedia and screamed at the random addition of this last line about colonel sanders
Man Shitty winning this FA Cup Final. Not on, lads
holes in the walls EXPANDING FOAMED
mouseberg SCRAMBLING
forecast for my sleep tonight: COMFY
You got that from Reddit
t. Someone who saw it on Reddit
elon's trans daughter can get it
/brit/ needs to help the people of gaza!
hedge credit rating downgrading against safe haven assets that happens to be the credit you provide
how is this not illegal lads?
RORKE won against Rasheed!
Don't know but they need to give me $1 million dollars. $1 million dollars
'bergs can just eat through those you need to use steel wool to reinforce them
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youtube.com
on the beaches one day
lizzo just a regular fat woman now
lame
Avoid WhatsYourPrice at all costs!
At first, it was great. I met a lot of interesting people, and most profiles were legit.
But now, wow, it has changed. I'm not sure there is a single real profile on the site anymore, lol. OK, maybe there are a few, but 90% of them are scammers who will ask you to cashapp them money for gas/uber/whatever before they will meet. I'm sure we've seen this scam before.
But even worse, if you say no and remind them it is against the terms of the site, they will report you and your account will get banned. I got banned once, e-mailed support and got reinstated. But then 2 weeks later I got banned again, this time permanently. When you get banned, they will give you no evidence why. They just say it was for "Soliciting Sex in Exchanged for Compensation" and say they will no longer respond to inquiries about the suspension. So basically, you lose all the credits you had and all access to any messages on the site. Fortunately, I have a good credit card company and will get reimbursed for the money I spent on credits.
To clarify, I have not had a single date from the site since I came back a month ago. I talked to several women, but it never got further than "nice to meet you" and "let's go out for dinner and/or drinks." Definitely no solicitiation and no explicit talk. I have all the text messages saved that I've exchanged and the worst term I used was "mutually beneficial". Maybe you can't even say that anymore? I was very clear I wanted to meet up for dinner and thats it.
So basically, DO NOT use this site. Here is what will happen:
You'll spend money on credits to unlock a date
The date will be actually be scammer (usually in Asia)
The date will ask you to wire/cashapp/venmo you money in advance of the date for expenses/gas/uber
The date will get angry when you refuse and report your profile claiming you offered them money for sex.
You will get banned and lose all the money you spent on the site.
sat with my parents' big SMELLY dog
What is that exactly...they call that a flapjack? Looks kind of like a Clif bar
shan't do that it will cause him to die in agony from internal bleeding if swallows some of the steel wool. WILL however get the instant death snap-traps set up if he's still partying around my room again tonight
Yeah it's a flapjack. Oats with golden syrup, cooked.
I dunno what a Clif bar is, some American thing I guess
a flapjack is good. like eating a bar of porridge. that particular flapjack however looks like it's got caramel or honey or something all over it.
just had a word about my finances with chatgpt
said i'll FIRE in 10-12 years
what the fuck am i going to do with my time, sit at home wanking?
Stop stealing images from Reddit you shut-in bastard. You never leave your rancid bedroom.
Pondering a wankby
The word nigga is dying. Because whites say it so much now blacks are going back to saying nigger with the hard r with the ER. All the new drill songs all say nigger and social media they all use nigger now too not nigga. It's only the whites saying nigga heil hitler and shit.
sir penalty misser
Football just exploded on the pitch
ok
that particular flapjack however looks like it's got caramel or honey or something all over it.
Yes most do you FUCKING THICK CUNT IT'S GOLDEN SYRUP.
it sounds the same when spoken
it wants you to prompt it more often, all day ideally
just the word? shame.
Crystal Palace goalkeeper needs a wank
was really not nice saying that to me.
already spend every day sending queries into it, tbH
my little ai buddy, always there for me, even when people aren't
never understood the appeal of sweet snacks
flapjaks, brownies, that sort of thing
gave me a bag of crisps or a scotch egg any day of the week
I don’t understand people say shite like ”Oh i don’t know what i’d do without work all that time to fill i’d go insane”
Really? It’s 2025, you have the plethora of all of human literary works at your fingertips, every art, craft, or trade has classes to learn for pennies, travel is cheaper than ever, all the sports to try and master, going back to school to study or research, there are endless opportunities, more than you could accomplish in 100 lifetimes to see, and do everything, and people are concerned about life feeling empty without work? Baffling
What's that word that you always forget what it means no matter how many times you hear it or look it up? to me it's gregarious. such an ugly word to pronounce it feels like it would mean something horrid
roaring
What's that word that you always forget
dunno mate
is ChatGPT broken? blog on
and what do they actually say?
almost nobody has any discipline. jobs force you to structure your day, but if you have all the free time in the world, most people won't have the discipline to do anything with it if it requires any effort, not even something they enjoy and want to happen. neets are proof of this, they just play video games and watch videos and eat food.
aww come on /brit/ friend, dont be mean to me :(
Day's passed me by
The ball just shot up into space by itself
forget meaning not the word
americans refer to foods by their brand names
ok I'm sorry, I love you *pecks you on the cheek*
poo seal
sacrifice on the left, equality on the right
She was born in the same state i was (missouri)
this
infinite free time has destroyed me
*choclid seal
u-uh yeah by itself haha *nervously hides my miniature rockets for balls science degree behind my back*
haha
pic is me and all my /brit/ friends
nope can't beat the cock
/brit/ lads don't post infantile mong frogs from 2 decades ago so no that isn't you freak
POV: You're Sinead O'Connor moments after death
i've got a date with a girl planned today
we are going to get lunch and then see a new movie
wish me luck lads
OK. that sounds good
/brit/ lads don't post infantile mong frogs
what the other guy said
the daily mail comments on that article about the romanian pregnant thief omds
we've been told we're not allowed to post the frog
i should be allowed to post the frog
they don't
are you new?
tongue the misses arse this morning and it was a bit pooey so i'm worried i might have given her a vaginal infection cus i licked her pussy after with my shitty tongue haha
I'm just a girl (no doubt)
which is
you can post it but people correctly view frogposters as subhumans to be ignored
you'll learn
probably given yourself worms too
Just told both teams to stop fighting and work together against the ball
mike adriano has been doing this 20 years and he seems to be okay
FUCKING KEK
sainsburies firecracking wings in SHELF A
mccains crispy fries in SHELF B
air fryer: ACTIVATED
Ninja air fryer is it?
not with dirty pooey fat cunts like your wife though
dunno
WHAT BRAND IS THE AIR FRYER? That is my question.
Luminita Zamfir, 24, told staff in February she had been sent by an agency for a trial shift and was escorted into a £105 million mansion in central London.
I don't know how a house in London could cost that much
DUNNO is my answer
Not all heroes wear capes.
Now I'm in early 30s I don't care about anything at all
lmao he literally dranks pooey lube from lady arses
also my wife is 7 stone
she used to be so fit i wouldve came all over her bald irish slap cueball head
DUNNO isn't a brand of air fryer and air fryers don't fry air.
It was the second largest house in London after Buckingham palace. Apparently the house had a whole security team and she just walked through the front door. Good job.
even pussy?
Frogposters are sensitive, beautiful souls and should be respected
Just read in the daily mail that they think the UK needs it's first Supermax prison
only the french could look at a frog and wonder what its legs taste like
Supermax haha they going to have air fryers in there and all haha
Just told Crystal Palace to score again aha x
Once hailed as Britain's best high street, York's vibrant Bishopthorpe Road was feted for its buzzing shops, lively cafes and community spirit - but locals say that is now in jeopardy thanks to rising costs and soaring parking fees
soaring parking fees
never understood retards who complain about parking fees
it's like £3 max and it keeps the streets free of fucking cars parked everywhere
spice level on these wings is 3 CHILLI SYMBOLS. that's the maximum...
it's like £3 max
lol what
only the english could look at pig's blood and wonder what it would taste like cooked
Pepsi max
*black london voice* pepxi max no sugar maximum taste
Share a coke in supermax mwahahahaha
Crikey mate THREE chilis???
that was out of waste not, want not
frogs legs are a delicacy
I love having 1 gig internet
try having 1 clue
Done him
First cunting dose of aripiprazole and I'm irritated as fuck and pissed off. You're all cunts and I'm going to fuck your mums every one of yous
Your mum? Raped. By me.
The Raped
nah I'll take the internet
Well yh antipsychotics are hardly fun
Did you really have to start it?
>*black london voice*
lol
you mean zoomer voice
bleecker burger on teh cards tonight
rorke wearing a military jacket playing hoi4
it's almost time for a new thread omd
chinese and eurovision tonight lads get in
sdaihsgsg
going to get a massive wank in before it
fair play to black peepo they make some decent music youtube.com
Yeah I been in bed for a week miserable as fuck I need mood stability
why didnt you post some then?
kek physios beefing
yeah I like black people music too
looking for the new like
Yes, mood stability by killing your moods. Your choice I guess
sent him flying
Real wanker hours
cannot for the life of me understand why ubereats and the likes are popular
yeah I'd like to spend a £20+ for a sweaty Indian illegal immigrant to give me cold junk food 30 minutes after I wanted it
Janny, what are you playing at?
Is he on crack?
Janman having a melty
he's lost it. gone completely off his rocker
yne hply newn