LOVELY FUCKING CANS edish
ACTUALLY GOING OUTSIDE TO BUY THEM I PROMISE sub-edish
/brit/
Whore, skank, prostitute
British millionaire investor, 62, is killed in front of his horrified daughter when his motorbike 'strays onto the wrong side of the road' and slams into a van on Spanish road
pooey arseholes for tea
his motorbike 'strays onto the wrong side of the road'
just did it by itself did it
righto
what time do you go to bed? you always get on the cans late
got the asmr on
LGBTQ = PAEDO
already in bed me
main goals are get a car and rent in a city. how much do you need for that. is minimum wage enough?
j
same lad
deegs sitting down for lunch at citro on swains lane
accidentally wrote profit instead of prophet and bradley'd myself in my own head
I thought there was a whole thing about under 18s being banned
Miss EW so much :(
nth for the baddiedem
exhausted me
might join you haha x
Right, lads.
Goung out for the er SOMETHING food, not even sure what or what size, for the laugh like x
And of cousre, the BIG cans because er, I wouldn't be CANSlad without the fucking cans now, would I?
Depends on toil status, lad
If I have toil, usually around 1am
If I don't have toil usually around 5-6 am
The lads as it were
off to bed
you work harder than ever to get less than ever
which city? are you sharing? are you prepared to live around brownoids? many variables here
dua lipa bums
What beer should I drink tonight?
lads the nottoway plantation in louisiana burnt down and the negroes and leftists are all celebrating because the building was evil or something
dire
mesoqueito was biting my cats nose while it was sleeping unbelievable
Albanian vaginas were manufactured for italian/greek penis
john smiths :D
crazy to think that you knew know what's going on behind closed doors
is this secretly an anti-immigration dogwhistle? you racist cunt?
get it rebuilt and reopened
blud you should sit down, you won't believe what happened to the library of alexandria
Rick & Morty back next Sunday
you know everyone stopped watching this shite as soon as I STARTED watching it (after Season 3)
There was a time where people wouldn't shut the fuck up about schezhuan nuggets and pickle rick
Long time ago now
can someone go to the shop and get me fags I'm too drunk to drive
just have to make it through this semester
no idea why you would post this here or expect any of us to care
isn't the year coming to an end nigga
or do you do the whole calendar year thing instead of September-May
Can't get it here in america
>you know everyone stopped watching this shite as soon as I STARTED watching it (after Season 3)
ktim that's when I stopped watching
heard they fired the main guy and replaced his voice with AI or some shit kek
season 8? lol no chance
i still enjoy rick and morty lad I'll post about it with you next week
faggot
us against the world sister
Why does she have a beercan in front of her hole
its the middle of the year lad
car alarm outside going BEEP BEEP BEEP
if it were a museum or something i could understand it not being a good thing, but it was a fancy resort and wedding destination
Just have to make it through this semester
Just have to make it through this week
Just have to make it til Friday
Yeah? And then what?
Life’s going to keep going afterwards. What’s the plan after that?
Just have to make it til death?
I know that you fat cunt
I meant is your academic year September-May like it is in the northern hemisphere or if your academic year is equal to the calendar year
only reason i still watch new rick and morty episodes is incase they do a scene where morty fucks summer
how old were you the first time you saw an adults erect penis?
She's a gunner and that's all that matters x
yankbrained wog zoomer runt
sunsetberg always insists on doing a shinetoil right into my evil incel bedroom thus hampering the initiation of earlynighttoil
prefer not to say
Uzma Patel and Leena Ahmed are apparently massive scammers ripping off students in birmingham lmao
far left corbynista when it comes to UK politics
far right ethnonationalist irredentist when it comes to Albanian politics
could she be more of an unlikeable cunt
300 killed in Gaza in 48 hours
how is the world just standing by and allowing this to happen
speak like a normal person for christ's sake
It was an historic building and a beautiful piece of architecture, a microcosm of several centuries of Southern culture
because arabs kill each other for fun
life is cheap there
they're 100% certain they're going straight to heaven so I don't know why they even care desu
they started it
chat shit get banged
300,000 dead worldwide in the last 48 hours
how is the world just standing by and allowing this to happen
young people are fucking retarded
old charlie looking well x
life is all the things that happen while you wait for moments that never come
carling
the "history" section on its website talks about some old trees and nothing else
lil zoomer bouncing up and down his computer chair shouting W rizz and we're back when his favourite hip hop african american says something about hitler
yankbrained wog zoomer runt
No, that's what you call 'people' who obsess over vomit chocolate and The Super Bowl™.
Enjoying the architecture and history of foreign nations, especially those to which England is so closely tied, is not being 'yankbrained'.
if you dont support gaza youre spiritually jewish end of story
Over a thousand Indians die every hour.
Just putting that out there for you lads.
so this girl in the p diddy trial was with him for over a decade but was too afraid to leave?
fuck off
she wanted that high $$$ lifestyle and now trying to throw our nigga diddy under the bus
Because they are God's chosen people or something so its okay when they kill babies but bad when anyone else does it
lil zoomer still talking like he's 16 at age 25
contemplate the odour
I don't support either because both were mean to me. Really at the end of the day it's none of my buisness.
lil zoomer calling people 7 years older than him "uncs"
This but unironically
im 19 >~<
it was a glorified mcmansion kiddo not the notre dame cathedral calm down
I support complete annihilation of Gaza and establishment of a resort for Aryan veterans of World War III
just not enough
lil zoomer basing his entire political outlook on wojak and chad cartoons
Can't get that here in america
What a surprise. The same person whinging about others being 'yankbrained' is obsessed with France. LOL.
A classic Anglophobic Englishman whose self-hatred extends even to England's former colonies.
lil zoomer taking a picture of an analogue clock and asking chatgpt to read it for him
Zoomer at work can’t use a computer. Doesn’t know what a folder is. Can’t double click a mouse. Sick of them.
cans is also slang for breasts
lil zoomer still banging on about idubzzz for some reason as if he was ever funny
based
our ex kitman got sacked for speaking the truth
In his legal submission, Bonnick refers to five replies on X in November and December last year, including: “Yes it is all about Jewish supremacy & not wanting to share the land Ethnic cleansing”; “Why should they be protected anymore than any other community? Some see this as the problem Jewish communities thinking they should be put before others”; “What about the Jews that attack Christians?”
Bonnick’s posts also said “Hamas offered to release all hostages in October. Zionist Israel refused. Persecution complex”; and on that offer he also posted: “You abandoned them … Refused to bring them home … Your silence was deafening … Now you want others to scream … Morals integrity honesty none … Mark of Cain.”
big if true
whom was the state of LOUISiana named after?
louisiana was a french colony you stupid twat
did you know that Billy the Kid spoke Gaelic?
erm
I got the shoes on, lads
Still didn't go outside
lil zoomer outsourcing his current feelings on gaza to hasan piker again
Zoomer at work isn't potty trained
Can't flush, have to change his diaper, and make sure he has his binky on
Sick of them.
rorke's just utterly embarrassed himself there
zoomer at work goes fast
shan't
lil zoomer watching teenage girls dance on tiktok and pretends to be a Roman Emperor
hello niggas
prefer rita ora to dua lipa if im honest
They don't do that anymore, now it's unfunny 8 minute skits where one guy plays multiple different characters
notre dame cathedral calm down
france deserved that and more, better the cathedral is destroyed before its turned into a secular museum
getting raped
lil zoomer mentally living in 2018 still thinking they're down with the kids
Normans - Upper Class
Saxons - Middle Class
Danes - Lower Class
had 1 alcohol
not sure if i can be arsed with more, might just curl up in bed and hope i don't wake up
You ever just feel sad and ashamed? What is that?
grow up
(You) - takes it up the ass
nah dua's fit enough said
On the cider lads, wahey
lil zoomer producing a long and drawn out youtube video essay documentary about how anime is some niezschean ubermenshean shifted dark aryan art magic and not autistic dweeb cartoons for retards
My application to teach 4 year old indonesian girls english language was a success
i am
Having mood swings like a 14 year old girl
lil zoomer hasn't even seen a human vagina in real life before
original sin
spaki banging on about zoomers again is he
What about Celts?
not in season is it? you fool
a 14 year old girl
:)
I am a descent of the ancient romans
You lot?
Descendants of people who rolled around in mud and made bearskin hats and lived in primitive huts and did human sacrifice
t. ottoman mains
cringe ahh niggas
lil zoomer bro be remaining single but zoomer girls be taking the BMC if you know what I mean
might have a second m&s double chocolate mini bite
shut up you stupid fucking yank
tim back in hospital again after 4 days
fucking hell institutionalisation is scary
Speculation was rife tonight after Doctor Who star Ncuti Gatwa withdrew from Eurovision hosting duties with the BBC announcement being made just two minutes after Israel qualified for tomorrow night's final.
Diego would've had a lot to say about this
Louisiana
England's former colonies
grow up kid
gonna go watch the half marathon on sunday, drink pints in the sun and watch people chuck up on the road
mad how Britain supplied the Confederates in the Civil War (War of Northern Aggression)
mad how poo peng gay porn
ferret :)
corrrr you seen some of those zoomettes out there recently with the thick rimmed oversized granny glasses, baggy light blue jeans and white trainers coooorrrrr pwoarrrrrrrbegrtwueusohfgrrehfusoghiteiu
N*rdoid seethe haha
this game is too hard
Of course that's why he withdrew. The BBC too spineless to actually say this of course.
Is dog fighting bad? My dad went to prison for it. I can’t understand why it’s wrong
yeah aha
shut up you stupid fucking yank
is human fighting bad? my dog went to the pound for it. I can't understand why it's wrong.
on the grindr, some of these lads you'd never think were gay by looking at them. others definitely. maybe i need my gaydar serviced
Probably not even gay in this day and age.
London?
not the only thing you need serviced
Are you drunk
take your vitamins unc
wait for eu5 lad, we'll all stuggle together
cider pint can cracked cooor goo ooonn
got something to say to me, fat cunt?
mad how you care about some old bitches from a million years ago
Never got into UFC. Too much. Boxing looks more comfortable with big cushiony gloves.
The police in Britain on Thursday charged a man with arson in connection with three fires, including two at properties linked to Prime Minister Keir Starmer.
The Metropolitan Police in London said in a statement that the man, Roman Lavrynovych, 21, had been charged with arson with intent to endanger life.
The police identified Mr. Lavrynovych, who was arrested on Tuesday, as a Ukrainian national.
pfffft
dumbass
revving up the JAV
Russian spy?
reckon he got a new strain of monkeypoz getting reamed out in a sauna in basel
i be walking along farting that shit
the khat chewing thugs are rapidly bashing their slippy s curved batons into leng tings
Rorke had me on the ropes playing fifa
The shiteness of Spurs transcends even understanding football
false flag
israeli psy-op
probably a ukranian who thought the uk wasnt doing enough cause brits werent dying in ukraine or something
I am on benefits and I spend my days recording my farts and uploading them onto the internet titled bible readings
UFC is tacky and thuggish.
how do we 10,000,000x that figure?
100% russia was behind this, just like the ukrainians who burnt down the mall in poland and tried to burn down the ikea in lithuania
going to the tesco i'm not banned in in about 10 minutes
what should i get to scran?
good lad x
lol what a faggot
work starts in 20 mins...
dumb leaf shut up
would be nice to spread dua lipas pussy lips and be like... "dua lipas"
rorke can't play fifa
1/5 Britons voting for this shite
trashy balkan trollop
thought the uk wasnt doing enough cause brits werent dying in ukraine
um
do you really not know
that kind of has been happening
The Ukrainian man suspected of firebombing the Prime Minister’s family home has always loved Britain and has an England flag on his bedroom wall, his father has revealed.
Roman Lavrynovych appeared in court on Friday accused of setting fire to two properties and a car linked to Sir Keir Starmer.
The 21-year-old was remanded in custody after Westminster magistrates’ court heard he had allegedly used white spirit to start the fires.
Speaking in the House of Commons on Wednesday, Sir Keir told MPs that attacks against politicians were an attack on democracy.
But Mr Lavrynovych’s father said that while his son was a proud Ukrainian, he had always admired the UK.
Mykola Lavrynovych, 48, added: “Roman came to London for the first time when he was 10 years old. He spent a year, as his mother was working there.
“He went to a British school and studied there for one year. When the invasion started, he left Ukraine for Germany, but after a year he moved to London, which he really liked and wanted to stay there.”
His father went on: “He has an uncle who is fighting on the front line against the Russians and he is 100 per cent pro-Ukrainian. He has never spoken Russian and doesn’t allow his sister and brother or anybody else even to listen to Russian music.”
Roman was initially living with his mother and younger siblings but when his sister was unable to get a school place in London, she returned to Ukraine and he remained, living with his grandmother.
He set up a building company but has also signed with a modelling agency and is a regular at a local gym in Sydenham, south London.
Photographs of him on social media show him doing press-ups in his bedroom, which has an England flag on the wall.
His father said Roman had been happy and settled in the UK and had a girlfriend who was also Ukrainian.
He added that he had spoken to him on the telephone just hours before his arrest and there was no sign that anything was wrong.
sticky rib pot noodle or microwave korma
why are you banned
Yeah im sure russia is the reason why Canada is 50% jeet now and every city there is festooned with gay flags as well
(Rolls eyeballs)
mmhmm
it's actually really simple, it's all just monarch points and gold, just have to learn where the buttons are and manage events well
His father went on: “He has an uncle who is fighting on the front line against the Russians and he is 100 per cent pro-Ukrainian. He has never spoken Russian and doesn’t allow his sister and brother or anybody else even to listen to Russian music.”
cringe ahh holhol
was STEAMING and knocked over a massive stack of peroni bokkles breaking them everywhere and the darkie guard that picked me up said i was barred
no idea how long they last but scared to go back and it was the second time i broke something when supping the alcoholic jew
2x steak bakes (cold) 1x big can
Boring bastard
Rolls eyeballs
the expression is "rolls eyes", hivan/jose
Smoking monkey weed
It’s weed that makes you feel like a monkey
But not in a bad way
lol
is france still big blue blob or is it patched? haven't played this particular autism tickler in years
something light like some rice crackers and dip, or some falafel
victimless crime
Imagine getting barred from Tesco
Would off myself at that point to hit such a low bar your life must be woeful
would it be weird for a 24 year old man to date a 43 year old man
you dont get it guys he loves britian so much he tried to kill the pm
hmmmm
raping rorke and making him cum from his prostate
um
what’s the craic
@RateMyDisabled
sir bottle breaker
stopppppp actually shut up!!!!
*covers my face with my hands shyly but looks at you through my fingers whilst kicking my feet behind me*
Mykola said: “Everything was fine, he had a girlfriend, he was working, opened his own company, he was considering developing his business.
“I spoke to him on Monday, he said he was fine, things were going well and the company would soon bring in money.”
His father said Roman was “very trusting” and that he had been on his own in recent weeks because his grandmother had been back in Ukraine.
Roman was arrested in the early hours of Tuesday morning in connection with a string of alleged arson attacks in north London.
The first incident involved a car once owned by Sir Keir, the second was at a flat he lived in during the 1990s and the third took place at his family home in Tufnell Park.
Sir Keir’s family home is currently rented to his sister-in-law and the property was occupied at the time of the incident, although nobody was hurt.
On Thursday evening, Scotland Yard announced Roman Lavrynovych had been charged with three counts of arson with intent to endanger life.
Appearing before Westminster magistrates on Friday morning, he spoke only to confirm his name and date of birth via a Ukrainian interpreter, with his lawyer saying his English was “very limited”.
Wearing a grey prison-issue tracksuit, he spoke quietly and held his hands together in front of his body throughout the 20-minute hearing.
The court was told he lived with his grandmother and was asleep at the property when police raided the address in the early hours of Tuesday morning.
It is also alleged the defendant travelled to north London from his address in Sydenham using night buses.
Remanding him in custody, Paul Goldspring, chief magistrate, said: “These three charges are indictable only, that means I am obliged to allocate them to the crown court.
“In this case, that will be the Central Criminal Court where you will appear for your plea and trial preparation hearing on June 6.”
youtube.com
they said he smoked the best cigarettes
Got banned from Tesco for raping the manager
was he disabled or?
rape is powerful
got banned from tesco for fingering rorke by the meal deals
Wasn’t before
Millennial men have utterly failed in their existential responsibility to fix the country so now Zoomers are going to have to do it
Mad how quickly they found out who did it. Some might even say it was suspiciously quick.
just started talking to someone on grindr then freaked out and turned my phone off
fucking pathetic runt of a person i am, not even good at being a fagoot
howling
freak cunt
is it mad yeah?
I play extended timeline and imperium universalis mods so I dunno. but france's starting moral is 15% now so maybe not. in that run they weren't a problem
Stopped reading the news about 5 years ago so I never know what you lot are on about desu
zoomers won't do anything and will be as powerless as millenials
sick of this bastard heat already. office in the attic and the insulation here is fucking mental. it's currently 36 degrees in this room.
36 degrees in this room.
cap
mad how the world really did end in 2012 as the mayans predicted
fagoot
*waltzes in and rubs your sweaty chubby cheeks*
No it didn’t, they didn’t even predict that. They just said we were moving to a new cosmic cycle
Yeah but they were right because Covid was an end of the world
mental how much my cock pongs
which anatolian state are you playing first lads?
Proper autist freakoid hours. All the lads must have went out for pints
Yank in Tesco calling for security because he’s found the frozen faggots and wants to report a hate crime
trojan
roarign
need them all rounded up and sliced into wafer thin deli meats
Millennial men have utterly failed in their existential responsibility to fix the country
I didn't know millennials now included men in their 60s and 70s.
That kfc advert is actually crazy if you think about it performing human sacrifice rituals to get kfc rly weird
East Roman Empire
the generation that started the hippie movement fucked everything up
what a shocker
It does taste nice though
mouseberg simply has no business in my bedroom. it's clean, there's no clutter, there's no food. just don't understand his residency. keeping me up at night with his skittering around.
dude smoke a doobie and get over it bro!
good luck with that
Fell in 1204.
me on the left
what if your carpet grew like a lawn and you had to cut it
The oldest hippies were born in the 1920s mate
google, search rachel starr - don't pull out
snap trap, spot of peanut butter with a sliver of chocolate stuck in it. he'll be out of business within an hour
This happens to inner city ethnic London benders
Doesn’t happen in the norf or glorious Alba
can't... simply can't kill mouseberg.
Zoomers be like ummm which app is it to change the lightbulb
Where exactly does he stay? is he like in the walls?
I see it on the map
Anyone else stopped caring about football
fine. let him keep bothering you then, he'll even invite his family in
spray bottle with some bleech water, spray it by the mousey entranceways, got rid of my little critter
spot of peanut butter with a sliver of chocolate
bit decadent. sure you don't want to add some whipped cream on top and a cherry?
Yeah when I was 11 lad
3000 years too late late lad
reformed by the Nicaean splinter state
imagine how grim your house would have to be to attract rodents
paki mouse
Showed mumberg my favorite brit posts of the past week. Said I need to grow up.
yea...just reflects the overall character of the residentts innit
mice don't lie
simply don't care about footy but know enough to have a chat with the workbergs
mice love peanut butter, second only to chocolate. you're not going to attract it to the trap with cheese
about to cum, what should I yell out?
he'll knaw your knob off
shout WILMAAAA like in the flintstones
got big sargon on
where does that stereotype come from then
it's actually easy, you'd know that if you weren't an urban runtoid
glad this guy pushed through the hard times, got a uni degree, has a large family, runs a successful business. even thought i disagree with almost everything he says.
he seems like someone from 2017
a lump of cheese can be used to comic effect in tom and jerry cartoons
oh my days
you live in sevenoaks mate you're not a farmer you're a PONCE
orke living in a gay sex prison of his own creation
orke
now ask how old Canslad is
how old are you canslad
done me there
feel like a big man pointing out someone's typos, yeah?
makes you feel powerful, yeah?
yeah
my ancestors wwere farmers in sevenoaks in the 1600s
orke
how old are you 190
my son went to uni at anglia ruskin and i dont think it was a good idea
imagine yer da posting on /brit/
lads.. it's gone red
imagine sticking your smeg dick in boiling hot water
It's never a good idea when the uni is advertising itself at the train station. I mean Cambridge weren't doing that.
Yeah well I fucked your mum
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
so this is orke
new
Migration Watch Chairman Alp Mehmet said:
The latest Home Office immigration statistics for 2024 show that inflows, particularly for work, have remained damagingly high. Any decreases from the previous year were largely the result of measures put in place by the Tories.
In other news we learned that the number of 16 to 24-year-olds not in work or education has hit an 11-year high at nearly 1,000,000.
YES TELL THEM ALP MEHMET