ilysitri 'dish
/brit/
just ordered a maccies on klarna
Need to huff Emma Watson’s farts.
it’s far healthier for you to go out and socialise instead of staying in your smelly bedroom staring at magic rectangles
If all the migrants go who's going to deliver the Uber kizzas?
wheeeelp its frahdey neight
would love to taste her spit
there's a lad among us who absolutely despises the working class
You should lead by example
You might have to get off your fat ass and go to the pizza shop to get it
A real nightmare I know..m
exberg gave me mental health that will no doubt hinder any future relationships unless I get it seen to
mad how you can pass on your damage to other people and mad how I still seethe about her over a year on
Is Welsh nationalism actually a thing? Sounds like jokes but who am I to say
It's coming back
And we'll all be actually there, queueing for it on a friday night, like the good old days
it is a majority following is some counties and a significant support in others
the welsh nationalist party is projected to become the biggest party in wales in the next welsh election
they survive off english gibs though
oh GOD
please tell me thats a tranny
Did the hecking expertarinos tell you that, dear oh dear
eating takeaway pizzas is grim behaviour in of itself but getting them delivered is beyond the pale
millions of fat out of shape depressed medicated goycattle tonight will order pizzas to be delivered to their door, propping up the economy of millions of afroasiatic and dravidian hominids squatting on our beautiful sacred isle
me and rorke making love x
why is the brazilian cuck posting blokes in dresses in our general
no it’s just common sense
i don’t get why you lot say you’re full of anxiety and depression and neurosis and hate yourselves then turn your noise up at “normies” for hanging about with their pals
just seems incredibly bitter and childlike
about 20% - 25% of the population consistently support independence, and that's with there being a lot of english people living in Wales so the number among only ethnic welsh is pretty large but not a majority
rorke I hear you've been getting shagged sideways by the Brazilian
whats this position for, for fingering n stuff?
It's mental how unfunny the shit normies find funny is
quite happy staying in
very drunk
It's popular but without english gibs they can't afford their takeaways and steroids, and most of them know this
youtube.com
Posted this ironically as some deanocore slop the other day but it's actually a banger
this
been away for toil all week only got back a couple of hours ago, shall be taking the time to simply soak in the feeling of finally being home
and what do you find funny? “evil brad”? sir poo barmer? cartoon frogs?
it’s just common sense
aka the hecking expertarinos told me that on the propaganda """news"""
have a little chat with the missus xx
okay...... so....... i might be........ boypregnant.........
learning about ai
The new 'eitch
sent that fucking freak to Cyprus
Look, I am beyond fucked.
seen any good films recently, lads?
*blows bubbles into my glass of poo through the straw and makes a mess*
Won't happen ong
Welsh be living off gibs
Just to check, are you english or welsh?
burgers and bongs beefing over who has the bigger bbc lust, mental that
I want an Egyptian gf
BIG Eurovision news
The BBC has announced that due to unforeseen circumstances, Ncuti Gatwa is no longer able to be the UK Spokesperson for Saturday's Eurovision Song Contest.
However, BBC Radio 2's Sophie Ellis-Bextor will replace Ncuti to announce the result from the UK Jury instead.
don't get you feelings hurt m8, go and watch your gogglebox on channel 4 to cheer yourself up
Not good is it really
I would take the whole fucking British flag in this one
Thassit 7
Fight Club
the gherkin rejects x
Literally
do girls like lads with big arses
That's a dude....
Post a pic of it and we'll tell you
Oh get over yourself
yeah they like to grab it while you pound away
The apprentice (2024)
hello
i like danish furniture
I swear
poosident toilet bog fart
mad how good drinking water feels
You gotta accept it.
I will convince you
I'm not any of the posters you're responding to but I am in fact a welshman. Whilst is is true that Wales may not be a net contributor to the economy (same as northern ireland and english people love pointing this out) I wouldn't say we live off "gibs"
Jacob Rees-Mogg sex arse
over if you’re not 6’5 with 30” bidelt by 18
I am Northern Irish and I am telling you, I will live
Sven GORAN Ericsson
Radnorshire
XD
imagine how different life would be if you looked like that
NEED a peng ting.
i do look like that (on the right)
Tesco has apologised after IT problems left some customers unable to alter online orders or access digital versions of their Clubcards.
ANOTHER ONE
what's your excuse? you earn above the uk average? just lose some weight and get this done. hairline sorted too.
The Dark Knight
Best movie ever, maybe even better than Avengers Assemble
mental even
absolute state of this
very grateful i’m handsome and white and have a big cock.
past this i’m just a neurotic racist manlet
yeah
Gloucestershire
Sorry bruh didn't mean to sound like an asshole I was genuinely curious
might rewatch desperate housewives
do you like redheads?
i.4cdn.org
It's like a fella who cheated on his gf doing literally anything to get her back lol
their outside and want to rape me
it's like the belgian says
killas and goons
Friday lads! Get in
any BBC blackings in that show?
I didn't think you were, I just decided to post in a slightly pompous way
look at the fucking size of that!
why is it so fucking long
nope it was a nice neighbourhood
me on the left
about to play elden ring for the first time
which class has the best combat and is most fun to play?
he eats his own poo
The future wife. If she can do that to me every day, I’ll be a happy man
It's obvious to people with a brain (i.e. not you and also the person who replied to you - which was you as well to create a fake sense of popularity for your post) that it's shit on purpose.
katy relieving small boat cronem
We going down bad, mate.
you choose what skills to level so class only really matters at the start. samurai has the best weapon to start for a dex build
youtube.com
Been watching this fella all day and it's hilarious
just want a nice gf who will let me love her and also just sometimes let me do my own thing
we could cook together and watch a film and admire the flowers as we walk through the fields
shame I'm a pathetic virgin who never leaves his smelly childhood bedroom
oh my days my pussy is so dry
I'm 6'0" and it's fucking mental how hard I get mogged by men who are 6'3" and taller
Immediately after I wake up every day, I assess the situation on my map games. Map games are the only reason i dont kill myself
I need money
Play mage it has all the cool flashy shite
just want a nice gf who will let me love her
what if she used to get BLACKED and there's video evidence of it?
Didn't click, never will click, and stop advertising you boring twat tell your mates.
What’s a Michelin star restaurant I can take her to? Preferably not too expensive but looks impressive. These girls are from a different world to me
Why do people hate Sargon of Akkad? He makes some great points and cares deeply about the future of our country.
mad how tattoos always always look fucking awful and yet people still get them anyway
Might start another Xenoblade Chronicles playthrough
Stop that shit
that would probably improve the smell
class doesn't matter much outside of the first few hours
samurai is a good choice like the other lad said since it comes with the uchigatana which is a really good weapon
Shit game
completely empty open world
asking her if that’s a weird first date
lad doesn’t have a fucking clue lol
lol take her to a michelin star resturant then leave her with the bill
its over for you. just drop it
Bint looking for free meals at Michelin star restaurants
you need to dilate tranny
Really makes you think
I would rather get my cock cut
HOWLING
ignore those cunts
you come across as an utter beta if that is even you btw
he's a joke
Need to stop coming here. It’s ruining my consciousness. Filling my head full of bad energies.
Father, I rebuke the demonic spirits trying to devour these women. All things are possible through Christ Jesus! I see redemption and deliverance in their future.
do americans really speak like this?
is this seriously how women talk on dating apps? I've never used them
there's no way they're this entitled surely surely not
he's one of those youtubers from the early 2010s "anti-SJW" era who was known mostly for blabbing on and on about feminism and other shit nobody cared about
I will tell this Norwegian
spaki's mortal enemy
not actual translation, retard
I like her
I can save up money for it, put in some extra shifts at Sainsbury’s
I want to take her to a restaurant and see her dressed up
LOL katy on a mad one
was a drunk woman last night shouting hello as she walked around the neighbourhood at 2AM. Irate neighbourslag opens her window and tells her to fuck off with her screaming shit
like the neighbourslag she keeps the area safe
I assume she splits the bill 50/50 then
going to cum someone hold my hand please
bait
mad how some people get so weird with their porn addictions. I have a catastrophic porn addiction, wank at least three times a day and have done for most of my life by this point, yet I've never felt the need to tell anyone about it nor make it a central piece of my personality
having a severe mental health crisis because of the warm and sunny weather because when it was warm and sunny last year (and the prior 4 years) i used to do normal things with the ex girlfriend like go on little holidays, walks to the beach, sit in beer gardens and that
now i have been forced back in to my smelly childhood bedroom no gf or friends and i just sit on the computer all day
michelin star restaurant for first date
lmao what planet is she on
before I met my gf I'd take girls I met on hinge to a rotating cast of sub-par pubs to get them pissed and they loved it
I will dance in flanders
Shag any?
oh get a fuckin grip you wimp
just checked and it actually is
cope vaxmong
there's a burger at me nans door
and it's getting fucking cold
Anyone else jelq consistently?
Mind before the woke mob and we could sing racist songs at the fitbaw, used to sing things like "Christian Nade sells watches at the beach" at this black lad
You are so fucking annoying
he doesn't fucking read
Bro is French
Yeah one or two
I was never a mega shagger but I got in there when the chance came open
awful bait but gave me a chuckle
hate mongs who do that, I've shouted at spastics to shut the fuck up before. once considered getting a paintball gun cos i lived on a street where it happened a lot
So...this is rorke
My ideal dinner?
PJW, Sargon of Akkad, Nigel Farage and Peter Hitchens
hanging on in quiet desperation is the english way
Eastern Euro girls are like this a lot surprisingly
Find them in a club and they are right slags but on dating apps they expect to be treated like prizes
My mirror was broken
mmhmm unless you're a clickum chiefing cronem goon killa
Always remember him for scoring against Arsenal to give us a 1-0 win against them in the Prem. I went with my dad, must have been 13 or so. It was the game Phil Jagielka ended up in net for us.
you would understand it too if your gf of 4.5 years left and you have no mates or anything to do
i completely fucked my life up
bloody good point
yeah I was a top shagger from the dating apps and I never once took a girl for a dinner date
just knew a few local bars and wine places and we'd go to one or two then take them home
really surprises me how soft scottish fitba got as back in the day old firm fans would sing songs about ethnic cleansing in northern ireland and stadium disasters and what not at each other. no one got offended and it was expected
games gone
Mop
knew somone who shot the windows out of a runtmobile with an illegal exhaust using a slingshot
So I’m supposed to wake up, make food and eat it, then a couple hours later eat more food and then a few hours after that make more food again and eat all that? And also snack in between?
Madness.
Don’t know who has the time for this nonsense. Spending several hours of my day eating or cooking.
God needs his head checking if he made humans and designed them to need to eat constantly.
I lifted the couch
gf of 4.5 years left and you have no mates or anything to do
i completely fucked my life up
cunt still plays in the lower leagues of Scotland at 40
on a bottle of vodka a day nwo
Yep. Lads here think they’re going to find a traditional religious cottagecore wife in Eastern Europe are in for a rude awakening
do retards genuinely think keir starmer is doing anything to stop immigration
this country is so fucking finished it's not even funny. everyone is a dribbling spastic
scran. remember that?
m&s curry in the oven, beer poured, feet up, music on
didnt realise tim horton was a hockoid player
Rate my dick
unfathomably based
Begone amerimutt
david cameron
protestant
meal prep. 1 weekly cookingtoil and everything solved. just reheat
nope
literally eat a big lunch that hits all your macros and then the same for dinner. preferably 12-1 and then 7-8pm. 2300 calories in total. protein, fats, carbs and vitamins. home cooked preferably
try and walk around every day and drink water and not any sugary drinks or juices
that’s literally all you have to do to stay healthy for the rest of your life.
the men will be kicking the ball tomorrow
m&s curry in the oven
runtslop.
need to make scran for tomorrow but can not be arsed in all honesty
I hug my pillow
for me its 3000 calories minimum for bulktoil
Sounds like microwave meals with extra steps
been invited out
the mulatto who acts like a roadman despite being from Kent is coming along too
Don't want to sit inside **another** Friday Night, but I am so fucking sick of this guy. Literally ruins every single night out by getting too drunk and high. He got us all kicked out of a club a few months ago because he got rejected in the smoking area and started screaming at them. Convinced he's only invited because he usually has drugs on him, but he's stingy as fuck with those too.
I like Swedish girls
david cameron's dad has no legs
imagine the bullying he went through at eton for that
no surprise he's utterly deranged
Start eating 10 eggs a day.
He makes leftypol types seethe
tell him he’s a dirty coon and that this is a white mans country and he has to leave
Nigel Farage will become prime minister and deport you stinky ESL Pajeets back to your sewer country.
rich cunt
yeah?
He got us all kicked out of a club
why does him being a mong get you all kicked out? just leave him behind
I sleep on the couch
bet your farts proper reek
can I sniff them
there won't be any left to deport once the starminator is finished with them all
acts like a roadman despite being from Kent
ktimming at dis1
yeah im fucking shellshocked after reading this.
I get to watch TikTok videos
pathetic really
sir wog deporter
fair
Thinks Starmer will do anything
had to have a word with housemateberg about the volume of his TV as it was doing my head in big time
now I'm worried that I've made him worry because I'd worry about having upset someone if they complained at me about something I was doing
wish I weren't such a melt
XD
so is he actually stopping the boats or are we just pretending he will cos it's funny
mental how shit timmies is nowadays
i mean it was never great but it was cheap and reliable, now it's just utter slop
because a few of us were trying to calm him down from his little shit-fit and we got implicated too when the bouncer came along
rich twats are all obsessed with acting working class
notice all the rich cunt shops have clothes that are basically branded JD shite
neurotic faggot
he's not worrying because he doesn't give a fuck about you
I have a blanket on the couch
Poleaboo will be doing the official Anon Babble commentary of Eurovision tomorrow night
roganslop
He's stopping the illegal ones but still keeping legal ones (99%) of total immigration
I shop at jacamo big and tall
plan for tonight
eat dinner
go to the gym
enjoy the sunset
read some philosophy
have a shower
smoke thc pen
watch youtube on PS5 while being racist online
and you lads?
I listen to music on maximum volume
Just ate a 100mg edible
Mad how Paki Bender, Sex Offender should've gone to prison for sexual assault and harassment
he keeps the house rules because it's my house and I could just hoof him out if he annoys me
so in that sense he does give a fuck because he lowered his TV volume when I asked but he might not care about me personally, that much is true
post on here sober then go to bed
I am sleepy
How many of you niggers are getting deported in 2029
I did actually get the idea of putting jalapenos on them from his post with those fried eggs.
They do go well together, thanks Joe.
when do you go to bed, lad? sounds like a lot of that could’ve been done during the day
*raises paw*
what is he supposed to do? if they legally immigrated they can't just be kicked out for no reason
don't know why political polls get spammed everywhere on the news and that when we're years away from a general election
it's my house
dont like you
Not tryna be horrible yeah but how fucking weird do you have to be to have an obsession with buses like planes I can kinda get because it’s cool watching them take off and stuff but buses??
non of them english
I don't like Europe
and IIIIIIIIIIiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIII will always love
poooooooooOOOOOOoooooooo
forgot to buy fags
I want beef.
Trannys should be executed by firing squad
they've got autism pal.
media want what they have in the US where it's almost always "election season"
wish i could lay down at my desk
Rorke mate…
Oh right yeah that makes sense
Just gonna lay in bed mate
Mad how some people are sexist. Like, honestly, how can you dislike women? Most of them are soft and nice and friendly.
it's surprisingly common
there's blokes near me who all stand on a particular motorway bridge on the M5 and photograph the lorries as they go by
couldn't imagine a more dull pastime myself but they must enjoy it
pooing out a nigger
Look, man. Fuck you and see you tomorrow at work.
I love women
I still think they should all be locked up for their own good
most unironic sexiest are pakis
Didn’t this Scottish freak say he wanted to rape and kill holly Willoughby?
I will kill you
Scots are pathetic.
I am a complete loser and I want to kill myself
It's just Ireland, nigger.
reckon comedians of today have too high an ego
how i be postin on /brit/ x
well they're getting out and about I suppose, not doing anyone any harm either
I HATE NIGGERS
Jock cucks lmao
Their idea of "nationalism" is importing as many foreigns as possible
watching a film then I'll read my book, have a wank then go to bed
Take my place
Seems like the majority of sexists nowadays are misandrists, aka women
XD
English dads paying £9,000 a year to send their daughters to Scottish universities to be shagged by Scottish bulls attending the same degree course for free (paid for entirely by English taxpayers)
I will take it up the ass
ok but why should i care
dont have a dad me
Yeah, jocks have always been parasites
Was talking to a Scottish fella who's studying in the England. Apparently the universities are pretty much English colonies now.
... back in hospital after falling off the toilet ... picture of me wearing my excellent glasses, not watching anything to conserve battery in hospital again ...
Leaking Scotclitty detected.
Englishers fucking fuming at that one LMAO
buggering brit guys
same in Wales, nearly all the non international students in my uni were anglo
i'm very tired of roadman culture
Done the ugly freaks
might go backpacking alone in a third world country and not tell anyone my location, where I'm going, or where I've been
anglo freaks on the ropes
4 ugly women. Except one isn't even a woman - guess which!!
Hate modern universities. Need them all abolished.
new NOW
Angus McBagpipe getting hard under his skirt thinking about mass immigration
Get the new done RIGHT FUCKING NOW
May I suggest: the remote villages of Morocco? And wear something skimpy while showing off in front of the village people.
I'm an anglo saxon refuweegee
Nigel Njolo-Smith dutifully paying his taxes to fund my take aways
sorting the new lads. will be ready in a minute
Crawl back to the McReich Amerimutt
Er.. New making gimp! Hop to it
Harvard, Yale, Princeton, Stanford - all were founded as distinctly Christian universities that specialized in theology studies. Now they are ran by the Kosher Nostra, and teach rabid hatred of the European Christian world.
Can't see what could go wrong. Have to live life while you're young and free. Go queen!
benniemongs rise up
Mek it
This royal throne of Axel, this scepter’d isle,
This earth of kizza, this seat of barm,
This other Eden, demi-paradise,
This gooncave built by soogs for herself
Against :) and the hand of wank,
This unhappy breed of men, this little sordid world,
This precious poo smell in the TERF sea,
Which serves it in the office of a schizo bbcpost,
Or as a moat defensive to a deanobox,
Against the envy of less happier lands,
This blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this England,
new
rorke you road slut
Anglo sexon if you ask me.
lol
Scotniggers trying to to think about English penises for more than five seconds.