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ilysitri 'dish

just ordered a maccies on klarna

Need to huff Emma Watson’s farts.

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it’s far healthier for you to go out and socialise instead of staying in your smelly bedroom staring at magic rectangles

If all the migrants go who's going to deliver the Uber kizzas?

wheeeelp its frahdey neight

would love to taste her spit

there's a lad among us who absolutely despises the working class

You should lead by example

You might have to get off your fat ass and go to the pizza shop to get it
A real nightmare I know..m

exberg gave me mental health that will no doubt hinder any future relationships unless I get it seen to
mad how you can pass on your damage to other people and mad how I still seethe about her over a year on

Is Welsh nationalism actually a thing? Sounds like jokes but who am I to say

It's coming back
And we'll all be actually there, queueing for it on a friday night, like the good old days

it is a majority following is some counties and a significant support in others
the welsh nationalist party is projected to become the biggest party in wales in the next welsh election

they survive off english gibs though

oh GOD

please tell me thats a tranny

Did the hecking expertarinos tell you that, dear oh dear

eating takeaway pizzas is grim behaviour in of itself but getting them delivered is beyond the pale
millions of fat out of shape depressed medicated goycattle tonight will order pizzas to be delivered to their door, propping up the economy of millions of afroasiatic and dravidian hominids squatting on our beautiful sacred isle

me and rorke making love x

why is the brazilian cuck posting blokes in dresses in our general

no it’s just common sense
i don’t get why you lot say you’re full of anxiety and depression and neurosis and hate yourselves then turn your noise up at “normies” for hanging about with their pals

just seems incredibly bitter and childlike

about 20% - 25% of the population consistently support independence, and that's with there being a lot of english people living in Wales so the number among only ethnic welsh is pretty large but not a majority

rorke I hear you've been getting shagged sideways by the Brazilian

whats this position for, for fingering n stuff?

It's mental how unfunny the shit normies find funny is

quite happy staying in

very drunk

It's popular but without english gibs they can't afford their takeaways and steroids, and most of them know this

this
been away for toil all week only got back a couple of hours ago, shall be taking the time to simply soak in the feeling of finally being home

and what do you find funny? “evil brad”? sir poo barmer? cartoon frogs?

it’s just common sense

aka the hecking expertarinos told me that on the propaganda """news"""

have a little chat with the missus xx

okay...... so....... i might be........ boypregnant.........

learning about ai

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sent that fucking freak to Cyprus

Look, I am beyond fucked.

seen any good films recently, lads?

*blows bubbles into my glass of poo through the straw and makes a mess*

Won't happen ong

Welsh be living off gibs

Just to check, are you english or welsh?

burgers and bongs beefing over who has the bigger bbc lust, mental that

I want an Egyptian gf

BIG Eurovision news

The BBC has announced that due to unforeseen circumstances, Ncuti Gatwa is no longer able to be the UK Spokesperson for Saturday's Eurovision Song Contest.

However, BBC Radio 2's Sophie Ellis-Bextor will replace Ncuti to announce the result from the UK Jury instead.

don't get you feelings hurt m8, go and watch your gogglebox on channel 4 to cheer yourself up

Not good is it really

I would take the whole fucking British flag in this one

Thassit 7

Fight Club

the gherkin rejects x

Literally

do girls like lads with big arses

That's a dude....

Post a pic of it and we'll tell you

Oh get over yourself

yeah they like to grab it while you pound away

The apprentice (2024)

hello
i like danish furniture

I swear

poosident toilet bog fart

mad how good drinking water feels

You gotta accept it.

I will convince you

I'm not any of the posters you're responding to but I am in fact a welshman. Whilst is is true that Wales may not be a net contributor to the economy (same as northern ireland and english people love pointing this out) I wouldn't say we live off "gibs"

Jacob Rees-Mogg sex arse

over if you’re not 6’5 with 30” bidelt by 18

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I am Northern Irish and I am telling you, I will live

Sven GORAN Ericsson

Radnorshire

XD

imagine how different life would be if you looked like that

NEED a peng ting.

i do look like that (on the right)

Tesco has apologised after IT problems left some customers unable to alter online orders or access digital versions of their Clubcards.

ANOTHER ONE

what's your excuse? you earn above the uk average? just lose some weight and get this done. hairline sorted too.

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The Dark Knight
Best movie ever, maybe even better than Avengers Assemble

mental even

very grateful i’m handsome and white and have a big cock.

past this i’m just a neurotic racist manlet

yeah

Gloucestershire

Sorry bruh didn't mean to sound like an asshole I was genuinely curious

might rewatch desperate housewives

It's like a fella who cheated on his gf doing literally anything to get her back lol

their outside and want to rape me

it's like the belgian says
killas and goons

Friday lads! Get in

any BBC blackings in that show?

I didn't think you were, I just decided to post in a slightly pompous way

look at the fucking size of that!

why is it so fucking long

nope it was a nice neighbourhood

me on the left

about to play elden ring for the first time

which class has the best combat and is most fun to play?

he eats his own poo

The future wife. If she can do that to me every day, I’ll be a happy man

It's obvious to people with a brain (i.e. not you and also the person who replied to you - which was you as well to create a fake sense of popularity for your post) that it's shit on purpose.

katy relieving small boat cronem

We going down bad, mate.

you choose what skills to level so class only really matters at the start. samurai has the best weapon to start for a dex build

just want a nice gf who will let me love her and also just sometimes let me do my own thing
we could cook together and watch a film and admire the flowers as we walk through the fields
shame I'm a pathetic virgin who never leaves his smelly childhood bedroom

oh my days my pussy is so dry

I'm 6'0" and it's fucking mental how hard I get mogged by men who are 6'3" and taller

Immediately after I wake up every day, I assess the situation on my map games. Map games are the only reason i dont kill myself

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I need money

Play mage it has all the cool flashy shite

just want a nice gf who will let me love her

what if she used to get BLACKED and there's video evidence of it?

Didn't click, never will click, and stop advertising you boring twat tell your mates.

What’s a Michelin star restaurant I can take her to? Preferably not too expensive but looks impressive. These girls are from a different world to me

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Why do people hate Sargon of Akkad? He makes some great points and cares deeply about the future of our country.

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mad how tattoos always always look fucking awful and yet people still get them anyway

Might start another Xenoblade Chronicles playthrough

Stop that shit

that would probably improve the smell

class doesn't matter much outside of the first few hours
samurai is a good choice like the other lad said since it comes with the uchigatana which is a really good weapon

Shit game
completely empty open world

asking her if that’s a weird first date

lad doesn’t have a fucking clue lol

lol take her to a michelin star resturant then leave her with the bill

its over for you. just drop it

Bint looking for free meals at Michelin star restaurants

you need to dilate tranny

Really makes you think

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I would rather get my cock cut

HOWLING
ignore those cunts
you come across as an utter beta if that is even you btw

he's a joke

Need to stop coming here. It’s ruining my consciousness. Filling my head full of bad energies.

Father, I rebuke the demonic spirits trying to devour these women. All things are possible through Christ Jesus! I see redemption and deliverance in their future.

do americans really speak like this?

is this seriously how women talk on dating apps? I've never used them
there's no way they're this entitled surely surely not

he's one of those youtubers from the early 2010s "anti-SJW" era who was known mostly for blabbing on and on about feminism and other shit nobody cared about

I will tell this Norwegian

spaki's mortal enemy

not actual translation, retard

I like her
I can save up money for it, put in some extra shifts at Sainsbury’s
I want to take her to a restaurant and see her dressed up

LOL katy on a mad one

was a drunk woman last night shouting hello as she walked around the neighbourhood at 2AM. Irate neighbourslag opens her window and tells her to fuck off with her screaming shit

like the neighbourslag she keeps the area safe

I assume she splits the bill 50/50 then

going to cum someone hold my hand please

bait

mad how some people get so weird with their porn addictions. I have a catastrophic porn addiction, wank at least three times a day and have done for most of my life by this point, yet I've never felt the need to tell anyone about it nor make it a central piece of my personality

having a severe mental health crisis because of the warm and sunny weather because when it was warm and sunny last year (and the prior 4 years) i used to do normal things with the ex girlfriend like go on little holidays, walks to the beach, sit in beer gardens and that
now i have been forced back in to my smelly childhood bedroom no gf or friends and i just sit on the computer all day

michelin star restaurant for first date

lmao what planet is she on
before I met my gf I'd take girls I met on hinge to a rotating cast of sub-par pubs to get them pissed and they loved it

I will dance in flanders

Shag any?

oh get a fuckin grip you wimp

just checked and it actually is
cope vaxmong

there's a burger at me nans door
and it's getting fucking cold

Anyone else jelq consistently?

Mind before the woke mob and we could sing racist songs at the fitbaw, used to sing things like "Christian Nade sells watches at the beach" at this black lad

You are so fucking annoying

he doesn't fucking read

Bro is French

Yeah one or two
I was never a mega shagger but I got in there when the chance came open

awful bait but gave me a chuckle

hate mongs who do that, I've shouted at spastics to shut the fuck up before. once considered getting a paintball gun cos i lived on a street where it happened a lot

My ideal dinner?
PJW, Sargon of Akkad, Nigel Farage and Peter Hitchens

hanging on in quiet desperation is the english way

Eastern Euro girls are like this a lot surprisingly
Find them in a club and they are right slags but on dating apps they expect to be treated like prizes

My mirror was broken

mmhmm unless you're a clickum chiefing cronem goon killa

Always remember him for scoring against Arsenal to give us a 1-0 win against them in the Prem. I went with my dad, must have been 13 or so. It was the game Phil Jagielka ended up in net for us.

you would understand it too if your gf of 4.5 years left and you have no mates or anything to do
i completely fucked my life up

bloody good point

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yeah I was a top shagger from the dating apps and I never once took a girl for a dinner date
just knew a few local bars and wine places and we'd go to one or two then take them home

really surprises me how soft scottish fitba got as back in the day old firm fans would sing songs about ethnic cleansing in northern ireland and stadium disasters and what not at each other. no one got offended and it was expected

games gone

Mop

knew somone who shot the windows out of a runtmobile with an illegal exhaust using a slingshot

So I’m supposed to wake up, make food and eat it, then a couple hours later eat more food and then a few hours after that make more food again and eat all that? And also snack in between?
Madness.
Don’t know who has the time for this nonsense. Spending several hours of my day eating or cooking.
God needs his head checking if he made humans and designed them to need to eat constantly.

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I lifted the couch

gf of 4.5 years left and you have no mates or anything to do

i completely fucked my life up

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cunt still plays in the lower leagues of Scotland at 40

on a bottle of vodka a day nwo

Yep. Lads here think they’re going to find a traditional religious cottagecore wife in Eastern Europe are in for a rude awakening

do retards genuinely think keir starmer is doing anything to stop immigration
this country is so fucking finished it's not even funny. everyone is a dribbling spastic

scran. remember that?

m&s curry in the oven, beer poured, feet up, music on

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didnt realise tim horton was a hockoid player

Rate my dick

unfathomably based

david cameron

protestant

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meal prep. 1 weekly cookingtoil and everything solved. just reheat

nope
literally eat a big lunch that hits all your macros and then the same for dinner. preferably 12-1 and then 7-8pm. 2300 calories in total. protein, fats, carbs and vitamins. home cooked preferably

try and walk around every day and drink water and not any sugary drinks or juices

that’s literally all you have to do to stay healthy for the rest of your life.

the men will be kicking the ball tomorrow

m&s curry in the oven

runtslop.

need to make scran for tomorrow but can not be arsed in all honesty

I hug my pillow

for me its 3000 calories minimum for bulktoil

Sounds like microwave meals with extra steps

been invited out

the mulatto who acts like a roadman despite being from Kent is coming along too

Don't want to sit inside **another** Friday Night, but I am so fucking sick of this guy. Literally ruins every single night out by getting too drunk and high. He got us all kicked out of a club a few months ago because he got rejected in the smoking area and started screaming at them. Convinced he's only invited because he usually has drugs on him, but he's stingy as fuck with those too.

I like Swedish girls

david cameron's dad has no legs
imagine the bullying he went through at eton for that
no surprise he's utterly deranged

Start eating 10 eggs a day.

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He makes leftypol types seethe

tell him he’s a dirty coon and that this is a white mans country and he has to leave

Nigel Farage will become prime minister and deport you stinky ESL Pajeets back to your sewer country.

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rich cunt

yeah?

He got us all kicked out of a club

why does him being a mong get you all kicked out? just leave him behind

I sleep on the couch

bet your farts proper reek
can I sniff them

there won't be any left to deport once the starminator is finished with them all

acts like a roadman despite being from Kent

ktimming at dis1

yeah im fucking shellshocked after reading this.

I get to watch TikTok videos

pathetic really

sir wog deporter

fair

Thinks Starmer will do anything

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had to have a word with housemateberg about the volume of his TV as it was doing my head in big time
now I'm worried that I've made him worry because I'd worry about having upset someone if they complained at me about something I was doing
wish I weren't such a melt

XD

so is he actually stopping the boats or are we just pretending he will cos it's funny

mental how shit timmies is nowadays
i mean it was never great but it was cheap and reliable, now it's just utter slop

because a few of us were trying to calm him down from his little shit-fit and we got implicated too when the bouncer came along

rich twats are all obsessed with acting working class
notice all the rich cunt shops have clothes that are basically branded JD shite

neurotic faggot

he's not worrying because he doesn't give a fuck about you

I have a blanket on the couch

Poleaboo will be doing the official Anon Babble commentary of Eurovision tomorrow night

roganslop

He's stopping the illegal ones but still keeping legal ones (99%) of total immigration

I shop at jacamo big and tall

plan for tonight

eat dinner

go to the gym

enjoy the sunset

read some philosophy

have a shower

smoke thc pen

watch youtube on PS5 while being racist online

and you lads?

I listen to music on maximum volume

Just ate a 100mg edible

Mad how Paki Bender, Sex Offender should've gone to prison for sexual assault and harassment

he keeps the house rules because it's my house and I could just hoof him out if he annoys me
so in that sense he does give a fuck because he lowered his TV volume when I asked but he might not care about me personally, that much is true

post on here sober then go to bed

I am sleepy

I did actually get the idea of putting jalapenos on them from his post with those fried eggs.

They do go well together, thanks Joe.

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when do you go to bed, lad? sounds like a lot of that could’ve been done during the day

*raises paw*

what is he supposed to do? if they legally immigrated they can't just be kicked out for no reason

don't know why political polls get spammed everywhere on the news and that when we're years away from a general election

it's my house

dont like you

Not tryna be horrible yeah but how fucking weird do you have to be to have an obsession with buses like planes I can kinda get because it’s cool watching them take off and stuff but buses??

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non of them english

I don't like Europe

and IIIIIIIIIIiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIII will always love
poooooooooOOOOOOoooooooo

forgot to buy fags

I want beef.

Trannys should be executed by firing squad

they've got autism pal.

media want what they have in the US where it's almost always "election season"

wish i could lay down at my desk

Rorke mate…

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Oh right yeah that makes sense

Just gonna lay in bed mate

Mad how some people are sexist. Like, honestly, how can you dislike women? Most of them are soft and nice and friendly.

it's surprisingly common
there's blokes near me who all stand on a particular motorway bridge on the M5 and photograph the lorries as they go by
couldn't imagine a more dull pastime myself but they must enjoy it

pooing out a nigger

Look, man. Fuck you and see you tomorrow at work.

I love women
I still think they should all be locked up for their own good

most unironic sexiest are pakis

Didn’t this Scottish freak say he wanted to rape and kill holly Willoughby?

I will kill you

Scots are pathetic.

I am a complete loser and I want to kill myself

It's just Ireland, nigger.

reckon comedians of today have too high an ego

how i be postin on /brit/ x

well they're getting out and about I suppose, not doing anyone any harm either

I HATE NIGGERS

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Jock cucks lmao
Their idea of "nationalism" is importing as many foreigns as possible

watching a film then I'll read my book, have a wank then go to bed

Take my place

Seems like the majority of sexists nowadays are misandrists, aka women

XD

English dads paying £9,000 a year to send their daughters to Scottish universities to be shagged by Scottish bulls attending the same degree course for free (paid for entirely by English taxpayers)

I will take it up the ass

ok but why should i care

dont have a dad me

Yeah, jocks have always been parasites

Was talking to a Scottish fella who's studying in the England. Apparently the universities are pretty much English colonies now.

... back in hospital after falling off the toilet ... picture of me wearing my excellent glasses, not watching anything to conserve battery in hospital again ...

Leaking Scotclitty detected.

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Englishers fucking fuming at that one LMAO

buggering brit guys

same in Wales, nearly all the non international students in my uni were anglo

i'm very tired of roadman culture

Done the ugly freaks

might go backpacking alone in a third world country and not tell anyone my location, where I'm going, or where I've been

anglo freaks on the ropes

4 ugly women. Except one isn't even a woman - guess which!!

Hate modern universities. Need them all abolished.

new NOW

Angus McBagpipe getting hard under his skirt thinking about mass immigration

Get the new done RIGHT FUCKING NOW

May I suggest: the remote villages of Morocco? And wear something skimpy while showing off in front of the village people.

I'm an anglo saxon refuweegee

Nigel Njolo-Smith dutifully paying his taxes to fund my take aways

sorting the new lads. will be ready in a minute

Crawl back to the McReich Amerimutt

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Er.. New making gimp! Hop to it

Harvard, Yale, Princeton, Stanford - all were founded as distinctly Christian universities that specialized in theology studies. Now they are ran by the Kosher Nostra, and teach rabid hatred of the European Christian world.

Can't see what could go wrong. Have to live life while you're young and free. Go queen!

benniemongs rise up

Mek it

This royal throne of Axel, this scepter’d isle,
This earth of kizza, this seat of barm,
This other Eden, demi-paradise,
This gooncave built by soogs for herself
Against :) and the hand of wank,
This unhappy breed of men, this little sordid world,
This precious poo smell in the TERF sea,
Which serves it in the office of a schizo bbcpost,
Or as a moat defensive to a deanobox,
Against the envy of less happier lands,
This blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this England,

new

rorke you road slut

lol

Scotniggers trying to to think about English penises for more than five seconds.

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