Shaker Abd al-Rahim Muhammad Aamer edition
/brit/
Good little gimp
Thank you Daddy
I go to Bangor uni literally every international student is Indian or pakistani and they can’t even speak English to a basic standard either, it is quite shocking
Well played i feel grotty now
this is me
ever shag em up the arse?
Might go Thailand then Philippines then Georgia all in the space of a week while pregnant
Bangor? I hardly know 'er!
Brit guys are so pretty.
Might post on /brit/ for 6+ hours every single day during the prime years of my life
The working class are such a vile breed need them in camps asap
everyone's fat bald and mongy where i live
not really
Um why did you make a Anon Babble account about me
We know you do you don't have to tell us mate
mad how many nigerians there are
I don't remember posting that
might get a big greasy pizza ordered in
He must have a humiliation kink at this point
Come from a long line of short bald English men marrying Celtic women
Great Great Grandfather born in Yorkshire, married a Scottish woman
Great Grandfather born in Essex, married an Irish woman
Grandfather born in Middlesex, married an Irish woman
Father born in Taunton, married a Welsh woman
I've got pictured of all of these blokes and they're all short, bald, and English. Wonder if I'm doomed to the same fate of losing my hair and knocking up some Cornish bird.
You should be killing your braincells with alcohol m8, think of all the tax revenue the gov aren't getting from you
I said Bangor uni
I meant in Brighton and Bristol.
hurting fish
I'm not saying that it's not getting harder to meet women, but I do think a lot of these self-confessed incels would be in much better shape if they just hit the gym a little, bought some new clothes, and learned to appreciate that personality is often more important than looks in the long term
Just looked out my window and saw a woman with a crazy bunda
Wasting My Young Years
love drinking G&Ts. makes me feel colonial. just need an indian girl sucking me off and life would be perfect.
*raises paw*
more likely to be bumming a hairless indian boy tbf
accidentally bought rothman silvers instead of rothman blues
fucking fuming
look like a woman now
Get some colony gin down you
Apparently companies can see if you’ve opened an email. I’m fuckrd tben I’ve been dodging important emails
Why is that more likely? If he's in a position of power to have a personal hole it's not like a boy would be easier to get than a girl.
the more power you have, the more likely you are to bum a boy
Come to Durban
truke
init the fella on the right the guy who keeps posting blackpill content on instagram?
timmy's dream girl
Good idea, we all need to treat ourselves
the _______________ will continue, until morale improves
I Kept
saying it !!
Don`t trust Canada
ever
bummers are deaf
watched this earlier
the weird doughnut burger was grim
What are you lot still doing here? Everyone's out in the beer gardens lads waheeeyyyy
did the man eat the fast food did he
had breakfast from there once and it was alri
certainly not the worst fast food in Britain that would go to taco bell hands down
Gary Also reviewed taco bell
he Hated That
too
doughnuts and coffee there are decent
breakfast is basically a less greasy version of mcd's, you get it for £1 with a coffee
but never order hot food from the main menu, its utterly grim
im so hungry
closest i came to shitting myself as a sober adult was after a 'aco bell
had to run to my hotel room in the end then did an explosive poo that needed a shower to clean up after
burped and a bit of sick came out
unfortunately you lads only got tim hortons after it started to go downhill when it was bought out by burger king
I don't recognize any of those items
I’m “that” nigga who jelks throughout the day.
get a snag down you mate
Mental how most if not all things in life are just things to do to fill in time
What am I doing you ask?
Oh still in the office. At 7.30pm. On a Friday night.
There's just me and an absolute FREAK still in here. Looks like he sniffs crayons.
Toilberg better give me a blowjob on Monday.
What I used to do when I worked for an insurance company and wanted to avoid certain work coming back to me (while making it look like I'd taken ownership) is I'd type up a big email and then instead of sending it to the correct person I'd deliberately put a dot between their names before the @ or a hypen in the company name after the @ or I'd change .co.uk to .com or .org, something completely unnoticeable.
Then I'd send my email and of course it would go nowhere because I'd purposefully typed the wrong addressee. I'd get a 'failed to send' automatic reply from Outlook which I would then delete. Then I'd save my 'sent' email as a PDF and add it onto the claim file. Thus it would look like I'd tried to move the claim on when the next person came in and looked at it.
Of course there would never be any reply to my email because the recipient never got it. For all intents and purposes it would look like the other person ignored me. In all my years of doing this, no one ever noticed the deliberate typos in addresses I was making. Had they noticed though, I'd have played it off as a completely innocent error with full plausible deniability.
snorted a line and left without saying bye from toilberg's birthday
what are we doing tonight de lids?
Tim Horton was an ex-hockey player
does Canada have any culture other than ice hockey and maple fucking syrup
what a NON country
what a POST NATIONAL state
He'd knock you out and that's why you're slagging him off behind his back, like a coward.
in a pickle
an order from amazon HAS arrived however on the orders page it says its running late and to check back in a day. does that mean i can get a cheeky refund despite having the item?
wow
we're all in the Beer Gardens mate having the time of our lives x
um *does a gay porn seal club dance*
august ames (rip) is the only good thing canada has ever produced
honestly wish i lived in yankland and not on this shitehole
I get breakfast from tim Hortons sometimes it's alri
remember the Garys Economics psyop
uhh yeah I'm gonna need you to go ahead and work Saturday
remember when he got fat and changed his gimmick to gary eats
Went out on St Paddies and everywhere was empty. Bet if I went out tonight everywhere would be packed with cunts. Fucking wagieslave isle needing the sun to muster any sort of movement
amazon don't give a shit either way
Can't believe Mousey won against the Canadian flag.
Most obvious glowie I ever saw
lads when I buy a house in the next few months I think that will be really key in getting the ex gf of 4.5 years back
I’ll invite her round to see it in stuff. She’ll see me doing well for myself and see what she could have had with me, while instead she stuck alone in her dingy little flat
will probably get a new car as well
she’ll want to get back with me
Mousey has only lost to janny who lives rent free in his mind, but tobes has won quite a few battles on /brit/
did he?
please put on a trip
mate just find a new fanny there's billions of them
in the time you're apart she'll have been deep dicked by the girthiest nubian nightsticks and now will be firmly BBC ONLY
my laptop trackpad is wiggin out
why do I recognize that name?
Come eat my ass daddy
Diego still hasn't posted here since he lost his virginity
Good riddance
what changes did burger king make
he actually FONT'ed
nah brazzy
Boris' visa deal with hong kong has fucked every uni in this country up badly
get spunk on it? knackered a tracky by having to many cum misses and it being an unintended spunk landing site
Got no mates
i have one but im not attracted to her I just have her as a gf so I dont kill myself from loneliness
just want her back so badly
youtube.com
bueller
bueller
bueller
More saddened about the loss of suelad since he got his japanese gf and left Anon Babble behind to become a normie.
sick to bastard death of lads overcoming their fear of women and moving on to lead better lives while the rest of us languish here
DIABOLICAL
then find another one you fucking gimp
How about, you become a mate of mine. No cost.
standard profiteering/enshittification
you can go to the most rural tim hortons in the middle of nowhere and it will be staffed by indians
Anyone want to come round?
thinking of all the billions of fannys
'ate myself
Sounds too good to be true. Probably a scam
10 hours? really mate?
loli wearing sun dress ToT
10 hours and one second actually mate
do you have beers in the fridge?
Hide post
Even being free you'll need to throw something in to sweeten the deal
watched it all the way through
we just gon straight up rape rorke at this point
Bit hungoer, Canslad is, lads.
Might just skip the cans tonight.
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I don't condone nazism and it should never be understood as a phase. People died. The end.
looking at Guy Fieri's restaurant (fella who just appeared on JRE)
Look at the size of this burger
Yanks are absurd people.
ABSURD.
wank and early night toil coming on
wanking while staring directly at catberg
*10 Minutes* *HD*
dont do that
yhhh
hippo in the cityyy
London, the jewel in India's crown.
you are not allowed to skip the cans
D O N E D O N
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nahhhh rape rorke is DIABOLICAL
that's a fairly small amount of food for an average- sized person, I'd say? The main reason fast-food cooks so fast and "lasts" so short is that there isn't much density to it. I wouldn't WANT to eat a double helping of nuggets in that timeframe, but I could easily.
bezos himself will arrest you for fraud
without Cans you're just Lad, Canslad
imagine that, you coming into /brit/ and everyone going there he is! It's Lad!
just doesn't feel the same, does it?
doing a read
We all have mates here because you lot are my mates and I'm your mate :)
always assumed he was a nonceroid
ooh, the blackenings are about to take place! x
rape rorke or white monster mwahaha
who the fuck brought up nuggets you downie freak
he always looks so sad :(
how much does looks play into making mates?
I'm very slowly learning that London is kind of a corrupt place and the UK kind of looks the other way about it
80% of your poo comes from 20% of your poos
Sir Cake Baker
nahhhhh downie freak is DIABOLICAL
Why the fuck did these make me laugh so much, lads
But you're both right. And what's worse is I couldn't post the wife. I couldn't make threads because if I did it'd just be a picture of a fucking lad and me posting how he's a lovely fucking lad and it'd make me a big poofter, now wouldn't it/
I think I'll get the cans. Not sure on the chips situation.
BIG cans of course
there's nuggets on that plate lad
Marina Hyde is the epitome of North London middle class centre left status-quo loving cunts that has destroyed this nation
Her podcast with Richard Osman is pretty fun though
[myg0t] keir starmer
very surprised to read about this
In bed cuddling my duvet and kissing my pillow imagining it's the lass at work who I fancy but who I haven't spoken to in the 6 months I've worked there and so she undoubtedly thinks I'm an insanely weird cunt (which I am)
she's nice to me in my head though.
good (cans)lad x
eating yummy treats in bed u mad
none whatsoever, I've got mates that are legit pussy slaying chads and they're still happy to hang out with me
mental how ugly they all are
enjoy them tubsy
no you don't stop lying
rapemytakeaway
It’s tubby not tubsy
good lad, I'm on the Punk IPA myself, although not the BIG cans because m&s didn't have them
ever masturbate to the thought of her being the plaything to 3 black men at once?
I honestly think we can get /brit/ on the next level tonight
housemateberg arriving home proudly telling me he drove over an hour to get his end away before the bird showed him a picture of her mixed race kids
thinking about it now it's hard not to laugh at the absurdity of it all, wonder what she looked like
Xiaoyu was defo the guy running everything
You have to understand this guy is a 1/10 so a pussy slaying chad is a average looking guy who has sex twice a year to him
shut it and eat your fucking sweets you fat fuck
lol
no she's just my normal monogamous girlfriend in my imagination
get them wanked and housed rorke
if punches are that fast and effective why don't we just punch anyone who confronts us with a knife?
Punk IPA
squirrelberg (or squerg as i like to call him) on a madone
um actually I'm more like a solid 5
The lovely Asian women, folks
youtube.com
Me coming to be your friend
remember ratemypoo?
think that was one of the first websites I remember going on
she could still be your girlfriend but like getting blacked on the side then coming home to you
I saw a lad on fabswingers that was very good looking, tall, chisseled abs, big cock and he had a 6/10 girlfriend with pics and vids of black men shagging her. State of white men in this country is unimaginably grim.
fucking whore, showing her pits off like that
I'm a good looking guy and make friends easily but never put any effort in myself. think when you're very handsome like me people will just come and talk to you and want to be in your company
watch?v=P0ZZ
I thinks it's me but I think I'm seeing more rape talk here than usual, like if there was a word cloud rape wouldn't be the top one but definitely in the inner portion. rape
Nah bro really said tubsy lmao what a retard
just wanked to the only peng and passing tranny (evie_may)
i believe you
remember lads bringing up rotten on the school IT labs that were oddly unfiltered as one of the first websites i remember
ITberg there later turned out to be a nonce so assume the two are related
screaming, same
what a classic that was, proper old internet that
Where I live there's a beautiful beach called Cockle Bay that has no cockles because the Chinese and Filipino immigrants have totally stripped the seabed of all life. This has to stop.
they're not happy with the asians in new zealand
And you was on there wanking your cock to it so don’t try and take high ground you disgust me
rapemypoo
rorke teaching leftypol a thing or two about cuisine
fabswingers
remember the first time i saw my exberg after we broke up she was looking absolutely peng in a summer dress and i was walking to shag a middle aged crossdresser from there
I wasn't wanking to it but seeing that lad who was a 9/10 in every aspect willingly being cucked by some 6/10 munter was an eye-opener
Lee Anderson really is a fucking mong I cannot see how anyone under 50 takes him seriously
fingers smell like diesel
Eurovision tomorrow is gonna be wicked
got the jacquieetmicheltv on
bet that fat lad is crying with shame as he's stuffing his fat fucking face with sweets right now. i fucking showed him
Course you was. Why else would you be on there? You’re not a bull you’re not a cuck since that would require you having a gf. So like I said you was wanking don’t try and take the high ground
going to start my own party called the poo party. our manifesto:
-To take pictures of poos
-To give political power to those who take the biggest poos
-To punish criminals with poo
yeah
At $50k a year, you'd need 20 years to get your milly out of China. There are other ways of getting money out: it used to be that you could go to Monaco and buy a wristwatch with an "international" card from China, then request a refund from the store but ask for the refund to be given to you as cash (keep in mind you'd lose 5%-ish on the fee of the card issuer e.i MasterCard or Visa for the vendor recieving the payment, then about 3% on the currency conversion) but nowadays there are people with defunct factories that are manufacturing basic, no-longer-even-needed shit like USB type B cables/shampoo bottles and selling them at a loss, not because they want to make money from manufacturing and exporting goods, but because those factories have company registrations and a "history" of being legitimate firms so the Chinese government lets those companies send money out of China (and in much larger amounts than $50k USD a year, lol)
bro really said tubsy omds what a retard
I'm a CD actually fuck off
long past time someone put the monster raving loony party out to pasture
reckon you could do it lad
That fish looks fucking atrocious.
punish criminals with poo
watch the crime rates skyrocket with this policy lad, who doesn't love a bit of poo?
otherwise you've got my vote, get the party registered
neighbour's teenage son having a melty
I'm a man of leisure
Wait fr?
Grim how I didn't even realise it's Friday tonight
finite sin
infinite hell
makes no sense
oh i thought you were a vhs
nth for the holodem
presently forcing a poo that wasn't ready to come out. why? just wanted to spend time on the toilet.
probably just a /brit/ poster after seeing a yank post
mumberg always asking what I've been up to and if I've been enjoying the weather. don't think I've ever in my life had anything to tell her that I've done
you will burn in magic lava forever
Are you fr?
Absolute Guvna. BOSH!
go to the leisure centre do you?
ktim mumberg will be like "what's new?" Even though I just slept all day lol
ong
magnificent arse
when it came time to sing on a streets collaboration ting
amateur stuff always reminds me of snuff because of the poor lighting
can play piano, me
name a song and I'll play it
Have a situation, lads
Have half a lunch roll to eat. Now, if'll most likely be gone off tomorrow so can't keep it. Don't really fancy eating it since I was thinking of gettinig the BIG chips and the roll won't go well with chips so even if I got the small chips and had the roll, it won't be nice
Do I just chuck it out like I would a bokkle?
meeting up with mumberg for a catch up tomorrow x
cut the middle man (Earth) and just spawn us in heaven. Simple as.
Wh'sy he loading us into a 90 year tutorial for?
Repent and be baptised in the name of Jesus Christ for your sins and receive the gift of the Holy Spirit.
going to improve my life by ignoring politics. which granted will be very difficult to do living in a high immigration area of east london but it is absolutely ruining my life and mental health so I must. frankly must bury my head in the sand to continue living at this point.
back to /#/
she fit?
get it scranned
Chopin – Étude Op. 10 No. 4
Are you fit
finite sin
"finite"
no such thing
dem luh airmasses, dey be doin summat squeakin rn x
applying for the "ugly bastard" role in JAV
fr?
just common sense fish and chips
This just secured rorke's vote
watching documentary
London in the 70s
most people are white
everyone seems happy
the gay porn song
you sound problematic
can never stand that they use white people to represent almost 100% non-white demographics if they are negative
watch any footage pre blair and almost everyone is white
Liszt Transcendental Études S.139
Really don't see the appeal in v tubers, it's going to be a fat woman pretending to be a cutesy anime girl, women aren't funny, and why watch games instead of playing them yourself?
I've seen pictures of her in the 80s and desu yeah she was, walled hard now of course
ever shag her up the arse?
That's my middle name
oo look at me, i listen to classical music
poofs
bum arse erotic
the last minute of scriabin's sonata no 5
please
get them scanned
I got it in a sora thread and /#/ persecution is unjust and holotowa pilled. merely a tick on a long list of perceived boogeymen
women can be funny albeit
just ate loads of crab sticks
why watch games instead of playing them yourself
sometimes it's fun to watch someone playing a shit game that would be no fun at all to play yourself
you can also only play a game for the first time once, and watching someone else play it for the first time is the next best thing
*plays all four of them flawlessly*
cheers lads, sounds good
can you do three blind mice
scanning old pictures of my mum for the /brit/ lads to wank off to on my friday night
Are you fit?
corrrr
spend 30 min browsing porn scenes only to spend 30 sec stroking it
you know they don't actually contain any crab right
carborg engjoing the sunshien
i don't know anything about Anon Babble inter-general drama, i just mean it's cringe to care about numbers and especially comparing them
pray tell m'lords
what does she see in him
ought the female race be sectioned?
sucking sadness liquid
get it stroked
Is he literally the most borish person alive
yh x
30p lee
Are you fit im serious
Is England really like the movie trainspotting
still thinking about that goose i saw earlier
how big's your nob need to be to get magnum condoms? used to think condoms were one size fits all.
these characters seem like total fairies
what was the last british archetype that was deemed threatening? football hooligans of the 80s I think
still thinking about that goose i fucked up the arse earlier
Di 'berge
as a gacha player "number go up" related dopamine comes natural and it's cool to see hololive and vtubing's growth through the years
>what does she see in him
he bought her stuff with drug money
me and the wife when we get arrested, but the shocking news has only reached the top half of our faces
I bought some that were too small for me the other week, very embarrassing
lots of bums and tums out today
diego standing behind a tree sweating and staring
join the thread
298 posts
please don't do that
qt
Post a pic I wanna see
if i came to /brit/ and the only one was at 298 i wouldn't even click on it, just make a new at that point
i get a bastarding 2 minute wait before being able to post on my first two threads