/brit/

cute lady edish

Spanish is a far more widely spoken language in the US than any single immigrant language in the UK.

mental how every theory chuds come up with is absolutely retarded

RE why is poo brown lad, it's that colour because it stinks, think about it carefully

mutatis mutandis

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Why wasn't he knighted?

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Sir Big Daddy

Mental how grim being a zoomer is

Facing ethnic cleansing from globalists in your own country, had prime years stole from you cause of a chinese flu, total death of third places and pubs/clubs constantly closing down, have to go through the humiliation ritual of online dating to have a shot at romance

Can’t be doing with it. Need immigrants sent home and smartphones taken away at gunpoint.

doesn't this brazilian cuck have his own jungle general to go and post in?

14
14" oval

get him filtered

Would be no trannies if the nazis won ww2

Dear Rorke, I am sorry but there's been a terrible accident down the road. I'm going to have to use your phone to ring an ambulance. Safe, senpai..

why are you seething.
He’s not even posting tranny cock or lads stretching their arseholes with massive silicone cocks

leftypol seething about poetry
rorke putting him in the ground

just hoards and hoards of africans and asians about town for no reason
camped outside of McDonalds they were with their jewber eats bags
every school kid I saw was black or brown
the security guards all black or brown
it’s more over than anybody is truly willing to admit

they're all going back lad

This is how jews want all of planet earth to look like

bit of oblivion remastered then a pint then a few glasses of wine and something cheesy

rorke pacing around looking at school kids omds

Don’t worry we’re going to kill them all one day :)

Must be mental knowing Sydney Sweeney irl

Dunno how the lads around her can resist the urge to pin her down and suck the farts out of her arsehole

his shitty posts are on that tier though
our general doesn't need that shit

um

some men aren't rapists

eyy yo mud fugga its time to open the door so we can rings an ambulance shat app blad 21 gun salute enit

um

its gchq just ignore them they’ve been posting here for like 5 years now

le jewsssss!!

grow up

"I support hate crime legislation for jews and homosexuals"
- Geert wilders

FOREVER TRANS, I WANT TO BE FOREEEEVVVVER TRANS

£20 on lucky dips for the euromillions for me

Sucking farts out of an ass is not rape.

watched adam curtis and now I don't think nationalism is wise.

I am British.

okay i won't play oblivion remastered because this nvidia driver update has shagged the performance to death

t. Sir rabbi schmuley forseskinberg II

Anyone on planet earth can be (except americans because they are cringe yanks or something)

I am gay and I hate women. Don't know which started first though

GCQH i was joking btw don’t put me in jail xxx

you lads took it as a joke right?

Speaking of sucking farts out of assholes.

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nice foreskin goyslave :)

No, I mean I am British by blood.

Only native people from Scotland, England or Wales can be British

Where on the internet has the least culture war shite?

she really is the finest woman ever

for no reason

mmhmm dere is a reason x

Ok.

That's not what the jews in Washington think...

Wizchan.org but I don't recommend you go there it's monitored

most overrated woman in a while

her body is great but her face is slightly above average

Shagged your dad to death

she looks sticky

holy corrrrrrrrr

taking my weed dealer on tic
sure this will end well

the fact that men are addicted to this type of woman is why half of marriages end in divorce

all my holes are free use.

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mad how nice danish furniture is

she looks bad. terrible decision

won't be watching marvel slop for a chance at a shag

looks shite to me

might go on grindr later
not to shag like, just see who's on and flirt a bit

only autismo birds watch that shite

mad that we live in a democracy yet i don’t recall voting wether we needed a billion immigrants who’d go onto ruin the country

ktim just like the attention

OH MY GOD THERE ARE BROWN PEOPLE, IT'S OVER

Need to eat her poo.

yeah she's a bit fat as well I'll just have a wank and watch KINO

*clears throat*
RUSSIA WILL WIN
BELARUS WILL WIN
CHINA WILL WIN
IRAN WILL WIN
NORTH KOREA WILL WIN
VENEZUELA WILL WIN
PALESTINE WILL WIN
HAMAS WILL WIN
HEZBOLLAH WILL WIN
THE HOUTHIS WILL WIN
AMERICA WILL LOSE
NATO WILL LOSE
THE EU WILL LOSE
UKRAINE WILL LOSE
ISRAEL WILL LOSE
TAIWAN WILL LOSE
ZOG WILL LOSE

string an older man along who will shower you with gifts then rinse and repeat

willingly flirting with other men

Bit gay, no?

must annoy so many people lol
you a top?

how's sverige fairing? people waking up?

pretty much
they’re too thick to maintain a technological civilisation, change the ethnic core of this country permanently, turn normal towns into low trust ghettos (are an economic black hole long term), cause social and racial unrest and bloat social services.

looks like a lad

smoothie for brekkie today lads :3

Malaponte!

Why did your PM suddenly become a chud

to win

Same where I am. Loads of kids walking back from school the other day and all the black and browns are walking in big packs together with white women in tow. Then I'll spot one or two white boys walking alone looking glum. It's so grim.

do NOT kill politicians

saw a bloke riding a bike in a hoodie with "bikers for autism" on the back

Hell Seger

Because he finally realised that the public really don’t want mass immigration and it has real consequences, and that opposition to 1 million people pouring into a tiny island nation already overcrowded, per annum, wasn’t just a far right conspiracy

my dick gets hard outta nowhere sometimes

I pretend to be a bottom but I'm straight

well we did get the “far right” (centre-right) party in power, but since swedish bureaucracy is so fucking slow nothing’ll happen me reckon
so poorly is my estimation

Asians

Chinese, Japanese or Korean?

he came to /brit/ and was convinced by our rhetoric

grim

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youtube.com/watch?v=lvIkj1FtHBg

Love this song absolutely hammered spamming it over and over my name is barry1066 on transcord add me or don't but I prefer if you do

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Indians/Pakistanis
They arent the same race as Chinese, Japanese, and korean

£70

Blacks and asians are automatically put at the top of every social hierarchy in this country

hi barry :^)

based Arabs

FUCKING KEK

Negroni weather this

Me own fookin' prime minister is a chud

Asian = Chinese, Japanese or Korean

that's kinda hot lol attention slut

PM finally worried about the concequences of not listening to the electorate after 30+ years of not listening

need to see those lipstick lips leaving marks down the shaft of the most coal black bbc

What's worse is that it is a complete inversion of biological reality.

The White Nordic is the top of the hierarchy.

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ROOM LIKE AN 80'S DISCO I LOVE THE SMITHS

do this when on steamingtoil
just somehow feel the need to fruit up

just sucked a box of old speckled hen for steamingtoil

100%

The White Nordic

The Scottish Gael*

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I am free-use.

dedfox turned on seasidemark toot sweet

Johnny Marr was fucking insane on guitarberg honestly lads fUUGKC

remember last year walking upstairs in this one pub and the entire room was packed with wogs and STANK of the foulest stench

What's with the pussy-ass men who claim they were "sexually assaulted" by a woman

grow a pair of fucking balls faggot

mumberg keeps going "hmm?" when you talk to her
thick as mince

no you didnt

The World Wars were an Anglo-Judaic conspiracy intended to kill off Britains martial officer class, Highlanders

he’s a proper fucking creep based moz knows this well

old crafty is better

when I was working this italian gay basically groped me on a few times and said "hey handsome boy" and that is legit sexual assault but I didn't mind
different for men desu

Why does every Smiths fan have to tell everyone that they like their music? Such narcissistic little freaks

why would i make that up? fucking idiot

you entered the dead nibber storage room

Reminder for Tubby. There are no shortcuts.

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dont know but you did

yeah he's a massive faggot but fuyck me he can strum guitarberg to an inch of its life aha

*in a Scottish accent*
Ach! A need a shite!

It's so easy to laugh, it's so easy to hate, it takes strength to be gentle and kind.

Depopulated by Germanic Saxons in the 1800s

?

anyone else virtually got no mates? i have lads i used to hang about with but they’ve all got girlfriends and new pals now, never fell out they just moved on. or some have become reformed seshers, becoming health nuts and mostly stay at home

would go to the pub but it simply doesn’t work like that anymore. they’re half empty and you’re a desperate loser trying to fit in if you simply rock up these days alone

Im going to move to Yerevan

thing is even if you were a smaller guy you'll always pose more of a threat than a woman and could probably escape or cause enough noise to get help

Yes, Saxons settled in the Highlands while Gaelic clans sailed west to tame the American frontier and build civilisation in Texas and California.

It works the same both ways for men & women. If they are attractive and sexy it's not sexual assault but if they aren't, it is

Yeah i dont have any male friends and I never have

never had mates only acquaintances

yeah never had loads of mates but I had a reliable group who'd do stuff regularly, but now people have settled down and some have moved away. see them once or twice a year now and just spend the other 363 days alone

To be honest mate mad me curious and if he kept working there we'd have probably fucked at some point. But I agree it's different and women need more protection, unironically. I could have killed that lad but I ended up wanting to fuck him.

British, German and Dutch settlers built America.

I am barry1066 btw the one who was sexually assaulted by a weird italian dude and would have fucked him add me on discord for a chance to sexually assault me haha just joking

YOU MIGHT NEED A MAN
I MIGHT JUST BE THE MAN YOU NEED
YOU MIGHT NEED A MAN LIKE ME

A Don doesn't wear shorts.

British

Yes, Scots amongst them

Dutch did the early work on the East Coast. The Germans came in and became farmers or factory workers after the superior Albionic race had cleared the way. They never conquered anything.

Why schedule a UK tour if you are wanted and now you are in prison and denied bail dumbass nibba

Absolute state of the British Empire, being turned out like a cheap prostitute. Your disgusting island deserves the death that's coming to them.

haven't had any mates since before covid
I've gotten used to it but I think about how the past 5/6 years have basically vanished and I have no fond memories in that period and it scares me honestly.

mankini niggas where we at?

Irish as well
Really every single European ethnic group pitched in tbqh

talking about the picts and the jutes and the saxons and the celts is it? deary me, can tell all the shaggers are out

uuuuugh... my belly is so bubbly...

tim's back in hospital

im no longer a male in wtherspoons alone every friday. now I just stay at home

grim
at least go alone on any other day apart from saturday or friday so it's not so weird

MAD bipolar alcohol freak

sometimes I drink and nowt happens

sometimes I drink and I'm absolutely fucking cunted high as fuck

Get in bipolar de lids we're so back

why so many chuds today?

was up until 2am gooning

ktim
don't see the point nothing ever happens anyway just sitting and drinking poison at the end of the day

why no saturday or friday

His party is stuck in a death spiral, they're on track to get obliterated at the next election so he is appealing to Rorke (and me, I want them all gone)

what does negroni taste like. ive never had cocktails

i cannot wait for the vaping ban and the cigarettes ban

negro knee

p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-party till i die

just had a big lovely wank lads

like sugar just like every gcocktail

Going to Dublin in the summer. What should I do? There's no irish thread, so just posting here

70 stone

double the weight of an average american

why does the PM want me to verify with my main email to use kik?

He fell over while on the toilet

Mental how quickly people moved on from Adolescence.

It truly was the slop of the week masquerading as something more

mumberg examining the fridge for something that was rotting
turns out it was the smell of my feet after my incel walk

Sir Netflix Drama

It's like most sweet gin cocktails -- except it's also bitter from the Campari. Brings out the herbal qualities, too

normiemongs will normiemong. nothing new

was decent to wank to

got vince guaraldi on

get me an omega watch

You will be the only white skinned individual there

You've got your mates on Anon Babble lad

anyone seen the picture of vin diesel smoking a cigar and sucking on an old speckled hen

no mate, I haven't

We're not anyone's mates. For all you know we're all bots.

I never even bother checking out stuff that everyone's raving about because I assume it's either rubbish or they'll forget about it in a week, though more often it's both
It's why I refused to buy an air fryer for years until I was convinced they weren't a gimmick and are actually quite good

never happened

didn't watch it
didn't watch that baby reindeer one either
netflix slop is on the ropes

They all tan there?

list 3 reasons to buy an air fryer

leaky, bendy...

just think about all those years where you could've been frying air but didn't because of your contrarianism

dtfic

get a life

no, you ever play the meet n fuck game where the main character is called Din Viesel?

Ask ChatGPT to generate a picture of Vin Diesel sucking on an old speckled hen when you get a chance, lad

part of me want to live the bombastic life of a mystique man of unknown origins, every week seem to be dominated by a theme in different settings where i have an enclave of ever changing characters
a bigger part of me wants to live in the same place out the country, have a decent toil, have two kids, and a good savings account

Anon Babble being v v slow

Yes black, brown, and tan

listening to a podcast about the titanic and everytime they mention bergs i think of you lot and your catbergs

The boomer doctrine as it were

This
If you are watching the establishment propaganda slop you are N G M I

YOU CANNOT FRY AIR

mates went on holiday without inviting me so i'll be having a naked wank tonight and crying

Nobody at my toil watched Adolescence because I don't work in a runt office you see

crying

an old soul trapped in this hellish state of a modern world

zesty /brit/ best /brit/ xx

Just used one of those pencils with the pink rubbers on the top of them. I'd forgotten, those rubbers don't work at all.

Cry harder you whores

looks good for the gander

bet your dad is raging his rubber didnt work everytime he sees you

You know what map I am looking at right now?

XD

haha look at him wahey

Ahhh ahhhh ahhhh

overwhelming urge to randomly text the ex girlfriend and tell her I hate her

rorke will vote conservative again and they'll just bring a load of new migrants in anyway

ever shag her up the arse?

may as well what have you got to lose

It's Friday are you lads going out tonight to meet and socialize with real people in real life or you going to stay in and do the same thing you did every other night this week?

season of the witch

Look mr.Robert. I was late.

Now now let’s not be mean about it

screaming get it done lad

I don't know what I am missing.

sophie's choice in't it

just remembered that time a girl was stroking my leg with her foot and making a comment about it and i goes "it's just a leg" and she stopped stroking my leg with her foot and i've never had sex

anyone got that webm of the people eating outside maccies after a night out looking like pigs?

are you a time traveller?

Screaming

So it seems buddy

me in the 66%

What's the point nowadays? Yh back in the past they had cheap drinks and people would talk to strangers without any stigma. Nowadays you can spend £80 on drinks on a night out or just buy £10 - £20 of booze from your local and drink it at home. Strangers won't talk to each other because of stigma and you can't chat up women anymore without getting a rape allegation so what's the point?

Rebel

this one?

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quite a miserly chap me

Orange man wants a big beautiful door for mesoamericans, asians, and Africans to walk through baka....

corrrrr yea luv a good night out x

does brick ever post here still

dislike being out at night
throw your parties during the day

Extrovertcucks thinking that staying in by yourself is the worst crime imaginable
lol bloody nutcases

poo

It's just Ireland, relax.

crazy how a huge % of the people in this country are just a write off
I hate proles

You want a fist fight?