When the doctor assumes you are sexually active because you are a 20 something male but you are actually an incel...

I explained to my doctor that I don't have sex and she responded "but how is that possible you have such a big penis!!" and she actually looked shocked. Most bizarre thing that has ever happened to me. It's true that I have a large penis but a doctor shouldn't make those sorts of comments.

And then you woke up

Swedish women are this whores?

I haven't been to a doc in a while, they probably can tell I'm a virgin though

phone company calls to give me some stupid offer

say no

alright maybe for your wife they say

uhm her phone is from another company

She was Russian.

Nope I corrected him

Russians being whores is not something new for me

I am the sexually inactive doctor

I mostly see HPV. I never saw some of that real good pozz

heh

Hpv is not even a sexualy transmitted in most cases

Do you see it more in females than males?
Also do you think it's a good idea to get vaxxed as a male?

How would other girls even know about your big dick?

People assume i'm sexually active because i'm attractive fit male

omg how am I just realizing this now? I went recently and was asked if I was sexually active by the nurse, but the way she asked it was like a pro forma question, as if she was just checking a box and expected the answer to be ‘no’ despite me being 21. I answered ‘no’ naively, stupidly. It didn’t feel awkward, but now I’m realizing she definitely assumed I had zero sexual experience based on my appearance.

My doctors just assume I'm not sexually active because I'm an actual incel.

I'm a KHHV and I have oral herpes anyway.
Just great

Yes but those are asymptomatic
More in females, males generally are a cohort that unless they are dying they never come to a physician so might be skewed. Concern the vaxx double yes because recent research on this infection shows that the risk for x y cancer is higher than anticipated for men and it's not just a woman's issue or taking it to not spread it to women.

I answered ‘no’ naively, stupidly. It didn’t feel awkward, but now I’m realizing she definitely assumed I had zero sexual experience based on my appearance.

Why do you care?

I'm terrified of the doctor/dentist so my gf always comes with me.
I think that is kinda worse because they always treat me like a toddler.

I'm 33..

You just need to come and talk about every issue like pic related because when you don't you will just complain that we can't do shit and know nuffin.

my doctor recommended me getting the hpv vaxx so i did because it supposedly lasts your whole life, also its free in austria for people under 30

Female to male vaginal sex estimated risk is 4 in 10,000 (0,04%)
Male to male anal sex estimated risk is 138 in 10,000 (1,38%)

Was she hot?
Why didn't you fuck her?

Good it's one of those vaxxes that can stop cancer, truly a rare sight. I hope he also recommended against tick borne encephalitis as well (although I don't know the epidemiological situation in Austria). It's one of those things as well that can either save your life or prevent life long disability. When I wasn't in the medfag field I thought borelliosis (Lyme's disease) was the worst thing in existence from ticks but turns out it wasn't the case and it is piss easy to treat with not much in terms of complications unless in a very late state because it mimicks a lot of diseases.

cancer in males

Yea that's why I decided to get it even though I'm a khv and it's still free for me
Also I was talking to a roastie I met over tinder who liked receiving oral and from what I noticed she had a lot of partners but nothing came out of it.
Here it's free for 25 and under
They also say it's more effective the younger you get it but I'm not sure if that's just because they assume the older you are the more sex you had and higher the risk of catching the virus before getting jabbed.

Who cares, enjoy your mommy gf and the kinder treatment.
Trust me, when it's over you'll miss it.

I remember being asked that, but by a priest not a doctor during confession. I told him I had sex because I felt embarassed about being a 23 year old incel, then he told I'm basically a murderer if I used any form of birth control. Shit like that is why I'm not a retarded christcuck

Lyme's disease

I (we) think my dad is suffering from that for a couple of years now

What do you think is the reason why countries with most female doctors (eastern Europe, sub sagaran africa) have high male female life expectancy gap, while those with more male ones(northern Europe, east asia) have less gap?

The doctor accused me several times of getting STDs so every time I remind her that I'm a virgin; at which point she's the one that acts embarrassed. Most people don't know what to do with that information, it doesn't even cross their mind.
Also you never lie to the priest or the doctor.

I believe this

What's confession like

You sit down with the priest and you tell him your sins. You can use one of these but most people don't bother because he is bound to secrecy.
I usually go through the major violations of the commandments which I recall. Then he gives a short homily about the specific sins you committed, usually based on scripture about them. Then he asks you to pray as he recites prayers.

If you're curious about how I confess intimate stuff like the sin of masturbation, I just say "I committed impure acts by myself" and the priest understands.

Sounds kinda fun, but I don't think it would get me to stop whacking off