/brit/

1 million swipes

1 (one) date

screaming

its actually pretty funny if were bein honest

swipes 68493 times a day btw

all his pics are just fish related... its a troll it has to be

the lad is spending like 2 hours a day swipeing right

actually 2 million swipes

Cuddy was about to get some dick, but House ruined the moment.
Her date, the little bender boy, had second thoughts and decided not to smash because Cuddy is too involved with her job. Idiot.

swiping 2 million times in of itself takes a huge commitment. Then to manage to fuck up every rare chance at a match bar one is near impossible.
He has to be actively sabotaging himself because he just likes to swipe on the app for some reason

'

If you could have sex with any woman in the world, who would you have sex with?

nofap is pointless, do noporn

they look like regular white women to me ngl

I'm doing both.

why

wish i was as based as chud

based

get in do i still get to dress up and pop something up my bum

not masturbating does nothing other than give you blueballs, it's the porn that does the actual damage

master rorke, here are your chicken nuggets

probably my aunt

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Rorke marries a tranny
And sucks him off too

might buy an ice cream van

what about if i gripped my knob into a senseless puck of flesh

We need new, strong and effective legislation to ban imagination wanks

prime Jennifer Connelly

hope to have sex sometime by 2027. fingers crossed.

wonder how many less obese people we'd have if people were taught that you're not supposed to eat away hunger, it's natural to be hungry at certain times of the day init doesn't mean you need to scoff another 1000 calories to subdue the feeling

Hayley Atwell

make mine a 99

i could eat a rorke!

I haven't gooned in 4 or 5 months. Is there any point it becomes a health hazard NOT gooning?

nth for the holodem

If you could have sex with any woman in the world, who would you have sex with?

jeff bezo's ex wife. not because she's that attractive but because it could benefit me financially. i'd put every ounce of my energy into fucking her as good as i can in the hopes that she'd invite me back to fuck again and maybe she'd be my sugar momma and pay my bills and buy me things.

Wow that is good!

one of my closest friends

gf is skinny as fuck but snacks like a wild pig, even if we decide we're making dinner at 7 she'll likely snack on something prior to it. luckily shes skinny so it doesn't disgust me as much as it would if she was fat

Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.

couldn't imagine posting on Anon Babble if I had gf

Poo

i decided to go on a strict diet and start running every weekend after i saw my double chin in the mirror. i looked like a frog about to jump

Norfbros? Is she chatting shite? If we were really building a 2.5million mosque rorke would riot

files.catbox.moe/71b3qj.mp4

Wow you must be hungry

I think she's more attractive than Bezos's current partner to be honest

godspeed

heiling hitler rn

there's no money in that

neoliberal teeth

I think she's more attractive than Bezos's current partner to be honest

yeah she's at least decently cute. his current gf looks like a bogged up tranny. he downgraded for sure.

the man who goes to turkey and gets a hairline transplant says, 'i'm not balding'
he is lying to the world
the man who shaves it all off says, 'i never cared about my hair'
he is lying to himself
the man with a receding hairline is honest. trustworthy

Good choice

Remember where you are(anime website)

neighbourbergs are ALWAYS at each other's throats and she needs to kick his arse out of her and her son's life but she's a recovering junkie and he's a parole officer so he could make life very difficult for her
very tense sitch

alri will

vtuber

you have much higher priorities to be worrying about

Nonce

TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO AUSSIE SOAP OPERA

why are these anime slags talking about immigration and politics so much now
are the japanese ones doing the same shit

anime is mainstream in 2025 :)

gay boyfriend sending me voicenote kisses from the other room lads
my heart... x

i have one, i keep posting
even posted her on here

alri get in

Cope on, nonce. It isn't.

dua lipa

ever shag her up the arse?

exactly i'd be sitting on the other side of the room coming up with bangers and getting her to type them out and post them for me

their target audience who are eternally online vibe with it

as opposed to your straight boyfriend

back in the day MGs used to be considered somewhat fancy, but now chinks have acquired the company and now half the cunts on the road are in an MG

voca.ro/11MjTjNunw6O

Today's bible reading

Some of you don't half talk some shite

mate of mine is pretty straight but has a gay bf i hate

never stop lad

playing mahjong with a cute vtuber :D

Mad how Enoch Powell was basically considered a fucking genius by everyone that interacted with him but then as soon as he gave his rivers of blood speech it was suddenly decided that he was wrong and should be ostracised.

Fast forward to POO BARMER proving him right.

Mad innit?

then why does Netflix have animes then :^)

wish /prod/ was more active, only decent place to post and discuss music production, reddit was a bloody no-go

voca.ro/14vsBQdtKjNb

This is my opinion on rorke

playing with mah dong watching a cute vtuber

grow up

yodat's binble reading

prefer /uat/, me

rorke on the ropes

yhe binble

tesco mobile

exquisite post

you need to fuck up your diet and get some really nasty farts on the go if you're gonna keep this gimmick up

raped beyond my years

Sent the farts to mu mum

NHH

Such a radiant smile she’s got there

What is that?

Not so fast, Ranjesh.

Way ahead of you lad some fucking gigantic farts coming tonight

how many wees a day is too many lads?
i'm averaging about 7 at the moment but there have been times when i've had to go at least 20 times

Do you play any instruments or are you a Macbook bro?

looking forward to it

ngiger

screaming good work lad

lads im on vodafone, is that a virgin phone contract?

Dadberg is in one of his moods right now. Best to just avoid him until he simmers down.

doxable info

lots of pissing can be a sign you’re a diabetus rex

nah, been tested
also heard that about not getting hangovers, which i don't anymore because i'm a seasoned alky (or just because i know my limits better)

I'm genuinely with virgin money lol

You realize how much that depends on how much liquid you consume/the type of liquid you consume (alcohol or coffee), if you're sweating a lot and losing water in that way, etc.

I feel like consistency is the main thing. If you notice the number of times going up a lot over a period of time when other factors don't change, that could be concerning.

Fresh fart just dropped

voca.ro/18ObdbtTGTXz

no mate. voda and o2 are shagger networks. 3 and EE are the virgin networks.

yes

I'm sorry but this is complete and utter fiction. I know historical revisionism is very popular on this sub these days but this is pure revisionism in a historical context.

English residents of towns like Liverpool and Manchester (and London) in the 1800s; were more than aware of the changing and rapid influx into their respective towns and their contemporary accounts in letters sections of newspapers about 'Papists', Irish beggars and 'hooligans' destroying their town could be pasted in here today in relation to whatever nationality.

Although Irish people were nominally part of the same country, they weren't certainly thought of that way and contemporary popular media like newspapers and comics most certainly infer that the Irish were subhuman or incapable of thinking for themselves. It is extremely disingenuous to say that Irish people were considered 'British' the same when the contemporary evidence shows the complete opposite. This is echoed in Irish history with the often quip that the Irish were British enough to be hanged but too Irish for British justice.

magazine.punch.co.uk/gallery/Ireland-Cartoons/G0000tcWkXyP4OHo/

There is one certainty. For the last 40 years of my life, I have always known the entire body of British media to be obsessed with immigration and immigrants. I guess in 40 years time, the same exhausting conversation will be ongoing like it was 200 years ago.

the 20 wees a day was back when i was trying to hit the fabled 2 litres of water a day goal, bladderberg isn't cut out for thtat

anyone else ashamed of how much money they have? just another reminder of how pathetic and wasted my life has been, just repeating the same introvert freak lifestyle hoarding money for no reason because i'll just keep doing the same thing forever

giffgaff mobile

could always give some to me lad

you should get one of them supermansions in beverly hills

Theres nothing wrong with giffgaff
I have a pay as you go sim and its fine

Theres nothing wrong with giffgaff

Smelly female farts.

chatgpt disagreed with me on something so i disagreed straight back and it relented
cowardly ass AI ass bitch ass nigga

rorke mate............

Bit of oblivion tonight I think
Burritos for tea of course but I might do some really spinachy ones
Work from home tomorrow so I might have a pint too

yea m8 got a sweet sim only deal with smarty

Japanese Vtubers aren't political. Western ones are more likely to get involved with that mess. Most English speaking Vtubers are already left leaning via being young nerdy white girls. But the majority don't comment on politics. A Yank/puterican Vtuber talked to US Congress about disabled peoples rights recently actually but they affirmed they don't care about politics, just disabled people

A minority of western Vtubers pander to chuds and to Anon Babble culture. It's not widespread

"i'll agree with whatever you tell me, master" ahh chatbot

spinachy

based
fucking love spinach

open the fucking pubs

very windy for the 3PM walkabout today de lads
the wind was blowing their skirts up but they didn't seem to mind and neither did i

:)

unless it's criticising the jews or israel

caring about which jewish satelites you get your signals from

literally lower than women tier

pay as you go sim

are you literally 12 years old?

GIWTWM

I think the Union Jack should be stopped being used it’s shit

Got almost 22k saved in the bank lads

so it would seem

steady on rorke

Aqualung my friend, don’t you start away uneasy
You poor old sod, you see it’s only me

outed yourself as a mong yet again, phone signal comes from radio waves not satellites

um

I would've talked about how cold and windy it's been with the poster that mentioned it but he is most definitely a nonce

Woukd you be interested in teaching english language with me to 4 year old girls in the philippines?

it’s a mac mini 2 actually

14
onyx black

UM

"Woke right" is the new glowie approved label for right wingers who criticize Jews

Well spend it then. Only got one life!

no mate i don't fancy wogs

well rorke?

they got him

loli feet

hope it rains tomorrow so toilberg has us doing powertool stuff instead of out in the fields getting all muddy pulling weeds

bollocks are in need of a good busting

um

so what do jesuits believe in?

can never be fully clean shaven because I get ingrown hairs when I shave against the grain. Always have a bit of a 5 o'clock shadow.

retarded

Jesus

weird how we all used to wank over the girls from evangelion even though they were 14

God I hate fast food companies with zoomer interns who try to make memes out of every post

still going on my cheap post-easter woolies chocolates and the government's not even lifted a finger

Yeah it's one of my faves
Spinach and peas and broccoli the three staples of my green life

antique gimmique

wouldn't have happened with are tone at the wheel
bring him back

woke right

what does that even mean? is she referring to being redpilled?

Rebuild fixed that

so what do jesuits believe in?

maybe they’re just sexually appealing at that age range

Ffs need to take these

The prospective new catberge lads

want to suck my wilberforce

gagging for more pointless twitter screenshots

why the fuck is the UI on official indian government websites so shitty and unreliable? you'd think a nation of computer nerds would have decent web designers

Nh lol

horrid little hobgoblin

I'm woke right

here you go

Hot outside lads. Got the a/c on.

need him out of business

Aussies digging for gold in Wollongong braving the outback full of dangerous spiders and snakes for 50 dollarydoos while Chang codes away in his air conditioned office in Canberra for 300k starting

Woke right = Anon Babblechuds

Call in and complain

"Sirs we have an issue....."

People have been saying this

im the opposite
chud left, you see

lmao ill give you redit gold if you zoom in on the black subscribe post a picture then zoom in even more on the blue sub

the fellas that wrote peep show also wrote sucession, oh my days

You....you don't want dark biomass inhabiting every nook and cranny of your nation?

Well, that's just HATEFUL!

cheese sandwich on the cards

I note without comment that the high school hockey team just finished practice

I don't use twitter so I have no idea what people are talking about these days. Used to feel like I had my finger on the pulse from Anon Babble alone but this place is a ghost town now, every board feels like it had 50-100 posters tops.

Wouldn't know how to relate to norms if I spoke to them because I don't keep up with their internet happenings. I don't really have thoughts or opinions about things anymore, just not arsed.

bizarre post

right well thats a closeup of anon arsehole and gooch

concerned with how similar this looks to my arse

Link in bio

blog on

don't post that please mate

how can you tell?

love the hint of bollock
just imagine sticking your face in this... heaven x

darkies already nook your mum's cranny mate

incels rejoice. cum stained hoodie day is here

you don't understand the vision.

here's a small taster

Fascinating. every occur to your tiny walnut brain that you could create a Twitter account and browse around a bit?

room genuinely wreaks of cockpong and arsesweat

do what I like mate x

every man's done a mirror spreadie at one point dont lie mate

perhaps this is it

cockpong

squeaking

I couldn't even do that, fiscally speaking

State-provided bfs for femcels NOW

stench trench

I had a digital camera when I was younger and wanted to know what my arsehole looked like so I put the camera on the ground and had the flash go off. The resulting image was ghastly

wreaks

Zoomer ebonics and twitch speak makes me laugh

right well that's just some lad's anus isn't it

loads of vtubers do open mahjong soul lobbies
nothing stopping you my lad

god i wish women posted here
would be all over them REEKING of desperation

Mine

got eternally itchy sore hands
not sure why

presumably due to woke

Its a she actually

the cronem, they're getting impatient

it's up

youtu.be/pRKhMAWyokQ?si=hjMOug6P7zbgMQad

been away for toil at another toilplace in the same organisation but with new people only a couple of whom i've met before
really fancy this one bird but she's got a boyfriend so shan't make a move, she seems ace though reckon that lad is a lucky man

from rubbing your hands together, shekelberg

genuinely think she could appeal her case and win, absolutely no concrete evidence she did it, but the public just loves a monster too much to give her a fair trial

we should go over to tattle and get ourselves gfs

Lmfao

drink more water

grow up

*notices bulge*

more like frimpongy bum

i'm a proper wretched little freak

get him fed

My poor plants are gasping for water

boot this little beast

get me fed

fuck no nigga

*yeets him out the window*

catberg: noooooooooooo

rorke's diabetic da: where are the milky wayyyyys

Hi

pangpang what are you doing

You say next signature, I say charles tyrwhitt
You say giffgaff, I say vodafone
You say trainers, I say espadrilles
You say polyester, I say natural materials
You say charlie bigham, I say heston blumenthal
We are not the same

screaming

I’d drink Emma Watson’s diarrhea.

scrae0gkj

its charlie binghams

an Iraqi kurdish man sits outside a barbershop on a plastic chair sunning himself and smoking a cigarette

Became a turncoat just now

went from woke right to chud left

I'm smarter, cooler, better, more handsome, more redpilled, and more awesome than all of you combined.

srungling

kekers

fucking getting blacked

All the old posters moved to Twitter mate. All we're left with now are scraps and the schizos like Belgcuck and Heathermong who have genuine mental disabilities and use this place as their life

I'd need to do my nihongo reps first, most mahjong streamers I see on twitch and YouTube are nip

just read a comment on reddit where someone actually advocated for a "ministry of truth" to stop people from denying the holocaust or saying vaccines dont work. mental.

Haemorrhoidbergs on a mad one

humble yourselves my niggas

Zoomers be like

unc

ahh

fr

on god

bussin

no cap

need some cloudberg at some point

can you curate twitter so you only see the stuff you like? If so how?

This is all just negro talk. Zoomers have no culture outside of negro worship.

cronem chiefing darknet thc vape

regret buying tomato juice

nth for the tightsdem

if you're the smartest man in the room...

find another room

CORRRRRRRRRRR

pengaleng

why? my room init

at the airport the other day peng leggy asian bird took her shoes off at security revealing her nylon clad feet and long legs corrr

got a cold but want to go to the pub for a pint but know I shouldn't and should stay in doing boring cold things

and you get mad cuz you can't keep up with the slangs, typical unc activity

give everyone your coof
lick their glasses in fact

as if millennials or gen x'ers were any different

I've filtereed like half the general I see 2 posts every 10 miniutes

About ten years ago I was on a flight that stopped at the airport in Moscow Russia and the checkout lady was an extremely peng blonde 10/10 who looked like a viking shieldmaiden from a Anon Babble cartoon or something. Her hair was so blonde it was almost white and she was at least 6'2".

new

peter AND leebait

janny remove this filth

well here we are then

lol

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