/med/ + frens

A cuppa of goodness edition
Burned his throat:

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Good morning /med/.

Damn, now we may get like 1 or 2 posts outside of the regulars.

Can't fucking sleep FUUCK

now we may get like 1 or 2 posts outside of the regulars.

Rude

Stormy day.

Hello medlings. Gonna check on my Laotian local barrista to get her 4€ high quality flat white. Just so good I don't care about the price.

4€ isn't that expensive for a high quality coffee nowadays considering all the inflation.

Sad to see hedgehogs run over on the roads, they are cute

I had the misfortune to see that a couple of times in the past.

I don't understand how the nationality of the bartender influences the quality of the coffee

Laotians scratch their but and get shit on their nails, then while making coffee end up transferring shit to the coffee, this enhancing the taste. This wouldn’t happen with a french barista.

Yeah in a way that's true. Shit is getting crazy so I don't have to feel bad about that anymore I guess.
Yeah, same for other roadkill. It's fucked that incomprehensible forces can fuck these innocent souls in a snap of fingers.
Well it's Laotian coffee and she uses a tuktuk to move and carry her whole coffeeshop around.

Peculiar, as Brune would say
What, really? That's kind of cool ahahah

I drank SO much coffee today
Like 6-7 cups

I bet brune has been drinking a lot of enhanced coffee lately.

My grandma used to do that.

I'm gonna drink more
It's my only cope along with jacking off

With that famous thai milk.

absolutely abhorrent edition

*looks inside*

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certified Magyaranon moment

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I suppose having coffee as your cope is a step better than food, which tends to be my cope.

Then again, I'd prefer to be able to sleep during the night.

Goths are hitting the Gym...
Latin Romanbros, they want to sack us again....

Feeling gloom and heartache in the middle of May. Doomed to be a lovestruck retard.
Yeah she's got a banging business. Sometimes it helps me wake up and go to work, knowing I'll get to banter a bit with her and get my great coffee.

Ah, the hopeless romantic.

Parisians homos are not meds, though

Good thing I just accept I'm a lazy out of shape blob who'll never look like them, no body dismorphia if you just learn to accept your chubby ass
still gooning to muscle girls tho

This is now my excuse for why I don't go to the gym anymore.

Nigel going to the gym is still important if you dont want to age like a wet shit.
I'd suggest you to look for family-run small gyms, usually roiders and instawhores avoid these since they thrive in big commercial gyms. That or try to build a gym at home, you dont need much unless you are doing advanced weightlifting

The internet already fucked your brain up. You can go to the gym, be natty and mog 90% of the men out there. Yeah surely a roider will mog you once in a year maybe but you know the truth dont you

still gooning to muscle girls tho

That's fair

I do want to get back into running to lose a bit of weight. Maybe I could lift weights again if I can be bothered. Yeah you're probably right about different gyms. I went to an independent gym some years ago and it was good, it was hardly busy, so you could use whatever weights you wanted. Then I went to a chain gym later on and it was always packed, with other people hogging the weights.

Hello frens, saw some dwarf maxxed dude today at the gym, dude was 160cm tall, bald and had a long and braided ginger beard
That reminds me of my childhood dog, he lover getting into fights with them in the forest and then I had to pluck the spikes out of his face kek
You would be surprised at how many people dan't even look that muscular are on roids, it's ridiculous
Maybe try going in the mornings, the only people at the gym at a time are retired boomers

Dating is like farting, if you have to force it only shit will come of it.

mornings

Good idea. I wonder if I can stop being lazy in the mornings.

I think I'll ask doctor myguy (another doc) to check my biceps and see how huge they are. Jokes aside, I really should ask him to check them just to make sure they are not getting fucked up for a long time.
At least I managed to increase weight on db ohp today.

Wow.
Rather rude innit.
Absolutely did not expect that from you, sister.

This is now my excuse for why I don't go to the gym anymore.

No it's not.
You just want to look for an excuse.

Also
Some nigga ejaculated into the urinal at the gym. What the actual fuck is wrong with people.

sexo
also its your fault you posted soyshit
must have been the roids

Indeed, it is what it is.
Who asked?

dude was 160cm tall, bald and had a long and braided ginger beard

Kino look

Maybe try going in the mornings, the only people at the gym at a time are retired boomers

This is my strat and it's really good. Most machines are free too.
Wise words.

must have been the roids

I'm always horny (and it unironically angers me sometimes that I think too much about horny things), me being awake or asleep makes no difference. Yet I still don't do shit like that no cap.

its your fault you posted soyshit

It's your fault for not waking up early enough to bake.
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man's gotta sleep

I want to fuck her armpits.

Maybe she's using her body oils to give the coffee a special taste.

You just want to look for an excuse.

True. And I found one. One day I will do exercise again but I want to sort out job stuff first.