Sun Cross edition
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Never smoked a cigarette, never tried weed, bit sad really and I won't have the chance without looking like a mong if I ever do
not only is my hair absolutely fucked i have a gay alien skull it's unironically voer
you know you can just try them right? nothing is stopping you
I mean they both suck ass but still
might get on something but dont know what
having done both a million times I can assure you neither are worth it and you're missing nothing
just smoke a joint in the street and go back inside your tiny deanobox home within 5 minutes! your parents won’t notice!
Mong advice but still fucking grim I have to live like this as a tax paying working adult in my 20s. Fucking boomers.
can feel that poo in my belly moving and shifting towards my brown ring. not got a healthy gut you see. really poor fibre intake you see. only poo once every 3 days and it's always a massive mountain of poo when it happens.
this but for willy in fanny
As long as you keep walking whilst you smoke it and there is at least a little bit of wind then they aren’t smelling shit if you just come in and go to your room. I don’t think you’ve ever smoked
Weed is dumb. Don’t do that shit. It’s dumb
I don't want to meet up with dodgey albanian men if I can avoid it
Pornbrained fucktard
how old are you
28
36
smoked more spliffs than you’ve had hot dinners
it absolutely sticks to your hair, fingers and breath. if they come anywhere near me they’re smelling it and likely getting a whiff as I walk past rooms and such
The oriental gf lads
just heard it's a white boy summer
alri heatherfreak
22
What's this about leftypol wanting to smoke some oregano
Sucking an ice lolly
Feeling horny
cigarettes feel like nothing
weed can be fun if you're around the right people and it's strong enough to do something
dey be squeakin
same. do you think losing your virginity will change your life
Another bookish video posted...
I haven't even bothered watching it yet. Shows how excited I am to watch her these days. Her birthday is May 17th. She will be 25. I love that she is heading towards 30. She is going to have a complete meltdown. Aging is not going well for her. The older she gets the more disturbing her childish behaviour becomes. The teenage and student years are far behind her, now. I really wonder how she will ever cope with adulting solo in the world. Her parents won't be around forever and the tables turn. When they get older, they will need her help, her to provide meals, her to run errands, her to be the adult/parent, thus being able to drive them to doctor's appointment, getting groceries, and so forth. She is so focused on trying to regain her childhood again, she never thinks of being a responsible adult.
smoked more spliffs than you’ve had hot dinners
London is a power city. We power! Wee power!
I will move all the civil service jobs back to London.
#weepower #weecity #civilservicelondon
4:14 pm, 12th of May 2025
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are these good for running out of shops with stolen merchandise
where is the after pic?
waow!
big fat vein full of heroin as a treat
cronem heading out for gherkin night shift x
Not really, I think getting to the process of it would likely change my life a little though because it would require becoming social, leaving my room, being more confident and approachable, less withdrawn from society etc.
AI is getting out of hand
what’s that
weed makes many people smarter
its never too late anon
always forget i share this thread with literal children
state of this thread lmao
I agree earnestly
no it doesn’t
i love weed, it’s one of my favourite drugs and love being stoned, but it absolutely fries your head and makes you a soft, pliant retard with regular use. fries your brain cells.
Tor
did some big poos today lads
Now that Sir Keir is racist, will Led By Donkeys finally turn their sights upon the Labour Party?
*slaps you in the face with a poo*
So did Keir really say that?
was watching of them interrogation youtube videos and the narrator goes "on january sixth, there was an incident..." and half the comments are americans making fun of the word "sixth" because they don't know it's a word and think that the narrator tried to say "six" but has a lisp.
it's actually mental how retarded they are and there's a whole nation of them and they have more power than anyone on earth.
Pineapple is fucking brilliant
leftypol wearing brown shoes with a blue suit
scared to use that
you legit can't
i dont think people would describe stoned me as pliant. also in my country the period of the most open weed usage was also a time of unprecedented political involvement by women, black people, young people, the anti-war left...
London is a power city. We power! Wee power!
I will move all the civil service jobs back to London.
#weepower #weecity #civilservicelondon
4:14 pm, 12th of May 2025
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Didn’t ask did i
got a nice weed vape. bit too easy when it's there though ngl. waiting for it to run out then will give it a few months before getting another one.
Sorted the Charles Tyrhwitt order
international space station will be passing over at 22:00 and 23:37
weed becomes legal
everyone becomes retarded
bioleninism ramps up
hmmm
Good lad
posters below this line are gay
________________________
i do this and im a turbororke
get the bloody migrants wanked Rorke fucking hell
that stuff is shite. dont buy anything that sends out vouchers with your helloresh
smoke joints with dadberg me
just found out im gay
get the high powered laser pointers ready lads
am bottom
just found out i'm trans
phwoar would love some knob in my arse right now
better than anything you can get without going proper expensive
the cut is horrific unless you're a squat wide lad
off the muck me
dem luh airmasses, dey be doin summat squeakin rn x
had one of these from like mid march to the end of april
but about 4 or 5 over that time
got stoned every night
fun but then got quite grim
i think the best way is to prioritise sobriety and clarity and only occasionally use THC as a treat
fancied a saucy asmr wank, can't find anything
what's tor how do you get drugs with that then
for me? Soly ASMR
was out taking photos today and got a nice picture of a qt who gave me a wave. looking forward to seeing how it came out.
get fucked narc
Sir Deep State
nice try copper
Evening officer
Keir Starmer will have every wog on a plane to bongo bongo land or in chains by September
toilberg keeps on getting me to snitch on people and i dont like it
i would rather complain about them behind their backs at the pub
sat in bed 10 minutes before my alarm goes off thinking excuses to get out of toil today
chubby milf femdom chastity wank on the cards
I'll say THE WORD
I'll say THE N WORD
just found out im gaelic
what's tor how do you get drugs with that then
Love the classic fit mate, I bench over 100kg, you see
nah but how how do you find them videos on tor though
poo yourself m8 it's a banker
would you recommend someone use this to become a small dealer in their local community
Other fits are available
go licks some gays then
i think some of that "weed" you've smoked was a little too spicy
Still get dreams sometimes I’m sitting my school exams all these years later
Bizzare
so what
illegal search engine
yes yes same i am just not a cuboid gnome
The scran
Never used it don’t know what it is mate
got a philosophical question for you lads.
if men hate an aftershave but women love the aftershave, should men actually love that aftershave as it attracts women? or would that make the men womanly to enjoy a womanly fragrance?
You don't even need the darknet for weed these days, there are loads of clearnet delivery services that will post you weed.
Walk around London and you'll find stickers everywhere with QR codes taking you to their websites.
I wear tight under armour leggings and long shirts, like full black compression gear when i’m alone cause i’m a little twink gay boy and it makes me feel small and feminine xx
the first one. Men like it when they attract women, aftershave attracts women, therefore men like aftershave
simple as.
Men and women generally enjoy the same smells (they are the same species)
I don't get how you wear slim fits then, my chest is too big
vile weeds in your tacos
my autobiography
Men and women generally enjoy the same smells
utter nonsense. for example, women don't like the smell of smeggy sweaty balls that have been sitting in a pair of cummy boxers for 4 straight days, but men love that scent.
lowered my laptop screen resolution from whatever absurd default one it uses to 1920 x 1200 and it's so much faster now
SOCRATES: You frown, Rorke. What troubles you?
RORKE: This aftershave. I hate it. But women love it.
SOCRATES: And why do you wear aftershave? For yourself, or for them?
RORKE: For them, I suppose.
SOCRATES: Then if it pleases them, does it not serve its purpose?
RORKE: But it smells womanly. Doesn’t that make me less of a man?
SOCRATES: Tell me—does the lion care if his roar is musical, so long as it commands attention?
RORKE: I suppose not.
SOCRATES: Then perhaps it is not unmanly to smell sweet—if sweetness wins the hunt.
RORKE: Hm. Maybe I’ll keep wearing it.
SOCRATES: Wear it well, Rorke. Let the scent do the talking.
Can you leave chatgpt off /brit/ please?
Been wanking to non pornographic images of naked women for a week, and my post wank shame has evaporated. Feel like a new man desu. Think I'll do this for a year, then exclusively wank to memories. After another year, I will attempt to meditate and wank at the same time.
You will relapse
Why not shag a real woman?
you sound like an american
He’s such a complex, mystifying man. Truly the last great noble statesman.
got the urge to raise quails again
Can hear a load of retarded female students screaming and laughing down the street
Starmer must step in
Okay jannie
Cheers for fuelling my motivation to not x
That's the reason I'm doing all this, I've found the woman I will marry
Lo! Al-Rurq approached the Prophet (ﷺ) and said:
“O Nabiyyullah, the scent of an aftershave is displeasing to the brethren, yet the women are drawn to it with fondness. Shall the believing man incline to that which repels him, for the sake of that which he seeks? Or shall he forsake it, lest he resemble those not of his kind?”
And the Prophet (ﷺ) spoke, and his words were like rain upon dry earth:
“Verily, deeds are by intentions, and every soul shall have that which it intended. If a man wear fragrance to please the eyes of women in what is halal, and his heart remains firm upon his manhood, then no blame shall touch him. For Allah is not unjust, nor does He make perfume the garment of only one kind.
Lo! Yusuf (‘alayhi as-salām) was adorned with beauty and scent, yet he was among the most righteous of men. And know you not that the musk of Paradise is for the righteous, not for the masculine alone? So adorn yourselves with what brings benefit, and do not transgress by suspicion. For Allah knoweth what is in the hearts.”
And those who heard it said: “Ameen.”
nah fr tho
i only wank to my imagination, its been a year almost and ive fashioned a sort of wank dimension in my mind
Impressive, sounds like a form of loci. I will attempt this.
an hour in there is a second in the real world
been going to bed earlier so i can wake up with the sun and go for a run. absolute bliss jogging through the streets at 4am and hearing only chirping birds.
what if britain joins the eu
Scrolling on instagram and I saw a video of a Polish woman who married a Moroccan and now lives in France, because of Erasmus.
Has the Erasmus project led to more babies than any other incentive to increase the birth rates in Europe in the last 50 years?
Then I’m gonna come kiss you on your lips
in bed at 7am farting (havent slept yet) going to get some oven pizzas from the shops
you live in paradise and you're in bed farting
plah'fawm noine an free qwar'ahs
why not use that money to buy fruits and veggies instead?
listened to avenged sevenfold for the first time in years and getting a rush of teenage memories
why are english ppl so mean
um so this is rorke's brother, porke
everyone say hi porke
did a year of erasmus in italy and didnt get one shag NOT EVEN ONE
can shower every day with my gay little creams and still be caked in body acne like proper braille all over my chest and back and there's runts sleeping in their piss-stained trackies who are spotless
guess god had no intention of me getting naked with a female
why do people like dubai so much
both rorke and leftypol fear dark woke starmer rad cen bros we are back
Honestly they are just horrible people. Take no notice of them their country is finished anyway
you drink much in the way of milk lad?
gemini.google.com
screaming at this lad
yeah but I doubt it's the milk
I can't just drop milk can I
favourite /brit/ gimmick over the years?
loved pooey lynx lad, myself
baka corbz would never
Dad on a mad one
my first kiss!!!!!
Are you ugly or short?
I dropped it for 2 years and it cleared me right up. Get maybe 1 spot every 2-3 months now and almost invariably from prolonged friction, like rubbing my eyes causing a spot at the top of my cheek or sitting a certain way in a certain chair every day for 8 hours might give me a bit of light pigmentation on my back.
me after reading sir starmer's tweet
alan titchmarsh
watching football
how do I use this, can I just have a conversation with them and make it sexual or?
yep - also my cock is beyond small!
how's it evening? xx
did you try Isotretinoin capsules?
look up erasmus babies
but I love milk
I've had persistent body acne since puberty it's never gone away, not sure if you was like that
wrote menacing words in my PIP application form
where is emmett? did he die
any gloryhole man in?
you cant spell those words
get a job you dead beat runt, mashallah may allah smite you!
be well
Not mine, some lad posted it in another thread, I guess you can?
grimology
nah no medications that could fuck me up
just the gay little creams
no. best left unwritten in the /brit/ fora
Same mate. Used to drink 2 pints a day, every day. Had bacne and a bit of chest acne from about 14 onwards. Cutting the milk helped drastically. Was shite cuz milk was a good chunk of my calories I needed every day.
did a year of erasmus in italy and didnt get one shag NOT EVEN ONE
yep - also my cock is beyond small!
screaming
That’s crazy
*flies through the thread and rapes your arse*
shat on pitch
.... he's only gone and done the bizarro jay
yaj
Sir Keir Powell
2 courses of the Isotretinoin capsules fixed me. Used to have MOUNTAINS of acne all over my face and body.
oh rugby enemies
Sir Starmer like, any left wing racist man in?
Mental how boomers ruined my chances of ever having something as fulfilling and nice as erasmus
If they hadn’t voted for Brexit and if they hadn’t collectively, globally shat their pants over a fuckign cough (fucked up my uni grades which i never got a chance to sit) I could be studying law in Barcelona or Rome or Lisbon or some shit shagging birds and making mates and getting pissed on wine
Instead I have to settle for a comfortable but boring apprenticeship and year after year on this grim fucking rock with only my secondary school mates and uninteresting pissheads for company
I drink this much right now, used to have acne and cut it, then lost the acne. Started milk again, and still don't have acne. No idea what that was.
good chunk of my calories I needed every day.
kahteem, fuck lad guess I'll have to chuck it then
you replace it with any other type of milk or what?
pooey lynx lad was great but nothing compares to Sir Poo Barmer
leftypol chortling and screaming and bollocking himself to this and sharing it with his lgbtqia+?£ mates on the 'scord
man shut yo bitch ass up
... my face wound today wearing my excellent reading glasses watching DP tour Golf on SkyGo in hospital ...
Lesbian black troons built this, like everything else in this country
leftypol ideology crumbling before his eyes, yet he continues to rage against common sense
Still 1-1 between Stockport County and Leyton Orient, in extra time now
ddsuahgg
I can feel your fever taking over
india is the second largest english speaking country in the world
They are designed to represent different types of women that I consider my type between a spacey art hoe and a serious Chinese woman who are bisexual and have a thing for each other and me while working as my dedicated personal assistants.
It's comfy. I wish I had two wives.
this anon is a fucking genius
everyone goes to aus idiot
Kek
tfw most handsome and racist lad on /brit/
You don’t know what I missed out on you antipodean runt. You’re an Irish convict colony at the arse end of civilisation.
shut yo goofy ahh up, diddy ahh mfer
FMK
Bridget Jones aah writing
your mum was on the arse end of my cock last night
Yeah I've recently picked milk back up and it's been fine so far.
Na went without all milk for about 8-10 years. Somewhere around there. Back on it now for a couple weeks and have been alright though, probably could've went back onto it after like a year or 2, looking back. Just started firing bigger dinners into me to compensate for the lost calories, but it required actually counting them with Myfitnesspal to get my weight going up in the right direction after getting anorexic skinny for a bit.
Same lad
Had spots on my back for half my life now (I'm 28)
Skincare is a complete meme
youtube.com
Duke's place in Marlow, coming round the corner
done him
hope she gets stabbed by a paki
women like pic related will bring about the destruction of this nation, and I mean that with total sincerity
cronem passed out on dat dodgy thc pen x
Mental how thick women and leftists are
They’ll endlessly support this neoliberal culture and lifestyle which was literally built around the idea of making more money for the rich and disenfranchising native working Brits.
might kill a nigger, idk
"i have nothing else to live for" ahh blud
all kicking off in the SoccerHD stream chat
ok no jumping off a bridge for me. Beat my 1 mile run PB by 1 minute 42 seconds
There's a one bedroom flat on sale near me for £120k and has 110 years on the lease. It's been on sale for months and I don't know why, is there anything suspicious about this? What's the deal with leaseholds?
square up irl dog, I'll fucking gut ya
I heard most people from Northern Ireland commit suicide.
LOL
*jumps up and down trying to cheer on the white lad from the sideline*
These delivery drivers can’t hold a 4 digit number in their head. Amazon send me a code and when I read it out to them, they get it wrong. My 2 year old niece can remember and repeat a 4 digit number.
Very low iq. We need mandatory iq tests for all migrants
boomers have already secured their wealth, at this point their primary goal is destroying the lives of their children and grand children (not that they'll have any grand children) out of sheer spitefulness
National Socialism is necessary.
Jews want to eliminate the White race and capitalists have no loyalty to anything except money, hence why they cry to import more dark biomass with no thought for the future.
We must put blood over gold, race over the individual, and the worker over the capitalist.
110 years on the lease
thinking about the time i applied to the undateables and they rejected me because they couldn't find me a match
Sir Massive Cockmunch
What's Shearer doing on that train then
I’m actually jsut going to start being viscerally rude to Jeets on the street. Fuck them. They don’t fight back or do anything.
HE LOVED A CANADIAN
tim on a mazza
get in lad
Haunted mate
Jeets on the street
Good film that
based. finna piss on a dead jew baby
caberge
looking at big, fat anime tits again
off to the bollockeur anyone want owt
women are like this because all their lives they can easily find love, affection, intimacy, etc.
it creates the feel of the world being loving, so they want to return that feeling
rights for whites
that's too much to ask is it?
mental how there are no songs similar to Motörhead's the game
mad how easy it is to quit nicotine
such pointless muck
freaky ahh cat
new
bellend of zelda
not wanked in 72 hours
feelings of loneliness and stress starting to prop up
really not seeing the advantage of this thus far lads
No but seriously though, I'm tempted to book a viewing but not sure how/why others haven't bought it yet.
business idea: the beggar and the thief but instead it's the virgin and the shagger
is this real now?
ancien de gimmique
I turn even more inward and neurotic when I don't wank but I still think it's better for me
hate the guilt of wanking
guilt of wanking
are you a muzzo or something
why the fuck would you feel guilt
I do think racismlad and nazilad do go too far sometimes
nah I've just always had a proper mental problem over it
like no matter what if I wank the next day is a write-off
discombobulating a wak
EW has just sent a CV in to Sainsbury's
mental that when this was a gimmick I had hair like this, now I'm bald as a plucked chicken
twink death, always a shame x
Ooh, ooh
Yeah, yeah
I'm in the mood for dancing, romancing
Ooh I'm giving it all tonight
poobert
asaiwtfhqang
guilt of wanking
my dyslexic ahh thought blud was saying he was the ruud gullit of joiking it