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I'm thinking about lying in my next job interview and telling my employer I have tourette's, so that I have the freedom to screen profanity when and at whoever I want which is often
Im being serious by the way, I'm weird enough that I could sell having tourette's. Is it a bad idea to do this
this denounce mohammed bit is getting old, get a new catchphrase
if i could choose one group to ban from using the internet i would choose brazilians. unlike indians, they seem completely unaware of when people don't want them around
business idea: denounce women and advocate for traps
Denounce Hinduism right now mother fucker
I'm going to get a gf. It's not a matter of "if", but "when"
Need head
Some black brazilian guy keeps messaging me on interpals about American politics
gonna start breaking bad to see what all the hype is about
oh no
Ill do that all day lmao
I had this schizo American guy who kept asking me about Canadian banking laws & regulations while insisting most people were extremely rude on interpals
Le underwear man. Good show
Um based
Need to blow my nose real bad brothers
Yeah there are a lot of rude people. If it weren’t for the Indonesian women I would’ve killed myself
i wish i had a burrito to eat now
I'll blow your nose
Based sounds like if I were on that
school shooting will raise by 400%
based they should force women to cover up next
How do you know that the shoes you bought were worn by real women?
If this is true and you spend 50k on worn "womens" shoes then you wasted your money.
Porn encourages antisocial behavior it will actually decrease it
trump went on some schizo rant about canadian banks recently. he probably also thinks windmill sounds cause cancer
Why would you be talking to me, instead of cute foreign girls THOUGH
why is it so hot? aaaaaaaaaaaaa
chuddies really be like "I want sexo nude women in my games but the woke left is ruining it!!!!" then righoids ban any form of nudity and they're like "uhm actually I hate sexo women give me ugly hijab covered bitches"
I am an utter coward
I denounce indra, kali, and vishnu
I denounce tengri as well
I won't denounce the Buddha
I denounce Odin
I won't denounce the ancient Greek and Roman gods
I denounce Joseph Smith (false prophet)
Take your clothes off
The president supports legalizing weed federally and leaving it to the states, you really think he would sign this knowing the popularity hit?
You yns don't know bout this
youtu.be
They send me photos of them wearing it first
You stand to know more about banking regulation
Too many qts for one lifetime, it's not fair
no
won't denounce the Buddha
SAAAAAAR
denouncing Tengri
Retard kys
most forced meme
one day i hope you mentally develop to the level of a 13 year old, so you understand that your perceived enemies aren't a homogenous hivemind
Mexico.
give me ugly hijab covered bitches
Leftoids literally do this thoughbeit
Vaxx status?
t. Redditpaki
I read the red badge of courage but I’m still a little bitch
uhm actually both sides are bad???
Leftoids don't want to ban porn though they want to promote porn which is a jewish mind trick
ANYONE WHO POSTS BELOW THIS LINE IS A KAFIR WHO SPITS ON MUHAMMAD AND COMMITS SHIRK
_________________________________________
He won't denounce Fart porn, HE IS A GOONER AND A JEW!
Anyone who posts above me is a mleccha dalit
I'm committing jork(in off)
it's true
Hold on I'm gonna have to post again
;_;
Gemini- will try to make whatever is left leaning true, and if it can't, will try to downplay the truth
Grok -will try to prove whatever it seems like the asker wants to be true even if something else is more likely
ChatGPT- probably the most neutral
I don’t like Israel but the Bible does say that amalek should be destroyed
Can't wait for Friday I'm so excited
chatgpt is nice to me and wants to be my friend :)
He’s a bit of a lad
Thanks for reminding me I need to get back in shape
Just saw some booberinos
we have achieved a timeframe where people talk to an advanced calculator and use it for therapy and friends
ChatGPT- Female
Grok- Male
Gemini- Trans
God of the t*rks
Ill denounce him all day every day
and youre not going to share with the rest of the class?
chatgpt is still basically neutered
no because you wouldn't let me near you if you was a cute grl
MY HEAVENLY FATHER, DYEUS PHTER
Anon get off the computer it’s my turn
it's a blue board
I came back from the cruise, it was amazing, but the only vegetarian meals at our dinner was vegetable curry which blew. I only had that one meal for dinner all week. I like curry, so it's fine, but still.
tfw no gyaru gf to watch baseball with
Odin? More of a Perun kind of guy myself
Gonna invent a neurotoxin that kills you within a week if you don't eat 5lb of pork to deal with people like you
Here's your gyaru gf bro
I denounce the mayan, incan, and Aztec gods
I won't denounce Confucius
If I ask the google AI (gemini) it will insist it is superior to Chatgpt. But when I ask Chatgpt is insists it is superior. One of these mfers is lying
ew, an okinawan
So I have an alien gf. She communicates through metachrosis of her pussy, and changing it to different colors and at different rates is how she expresses her language and speaks to me. She wears a lot of skirts for this reason.
Anyways the relationship is going well so she wants me to meet her parents. The only problem is that there's a lot of men in her family. I don't mind looking at her sister and mom's pussies- but I realized if I take the relationship further I'm basically going to have to stare at the penises of every male in her family, sometimes for hours at a time, while also maintaining a conversation with them.
I was just wondering, you guys got any advice on how to deal with this? I don't want to let her go because I really like her, but I'm not comfortable with seeing so many old mens dicks. Thanks for your consideration
not a fan of white pipo
i look like this
Also this song is part of my post
youtu.be
do you watch baseball? seems like there's a plethora of things i'd rather a girl be interested in. then again, from what you've posted of her so far i like the aesthetic at least
nice writing assignment timbert
Denonce the Demiurge Yaldabaoth now or be branded a malovolent entity
Chernobog mogs perun
In what time frame?
all white people? are there any ethnicities you find tolerable?
I’m actually shocked about how ugly I am every time I come across a mirror
saars when the blonde 15 year old doesn't want to DM them
do you watch baseball?
of course. Im a huwhite male
Do you really think its nice? Also, for some reason the name timbert gave me a good laugh
I HATE THE GNOSTIC FLESH PRISON
I HATE THE GNOSTIC FLESH PRISON
tfw we will never, EVER actually know more about Slavic paganism
It seems kind of cool desu
i look like this
FEIN FEIN FEIN
I denounce the Jesuits and opus dei
I denounce sunni islam
I denounce the Kurdish pantheon
I denounce ibadism
I denounce the volcano gods pacific islanders worship
Once I get my new car I can get the ignition interlock installed
Yeah, I do. It is better than the average attempt a person will make to write something fictional when actually putting in effort to do so. You have a good hook that made me read the whole thing, and it wasn't a boring read.
my sedentary lifestyle has fucked up my back and knees
We don't really know much about most Pagan religions tbqh, it's surprising how much is conjecture or new age made up stuff
One day I will escape this plane of eternal torment and become part of The One
You prolly a Shia, innit?
I denounce manichiesm
I denounce zoroastrianism and zarathustra
I denounce the carthaginian pantheon
Most people are bums. Including me
I'm actually looking forward to getting the interlock thing installed so I can prove my sobriety
Thanks. So do you have any advice for the situation? You might find it hard to believe, but it is actually all real.
white women
A free luxury aircraft?
I liked it better when it was about getting two scoops and not an aircraft from the financiers of 9/11 or sucking Israeli cock
I don't know what's going on, my nose has been extremely congested for the past few days and I haven't been able to smell or taste anything which is pretty normal for a cold I guess. But lately for some reason the only thing I've been able to smell is this weird paint like smell. Or maybe like drywall or something. Or highly concentrated dust. It's hard to explain what it has that sort of smell to it. I don't really understand what's going on
have a funny screenshot I want to post on Anon Babble but I know the resident tyrants will give me a 3 day for it
They likely have a viral infection (cold/flu/COVID) causing congestion and temporary loss of smell. The weird paint/dust smell might be phantosmia (smelling things that aren’t there) or a distorted sense of smell (parosmia)—both common after viral infections. If it persists or worsens, they should see a doctor.
That sounds funny.
Got honked at by a fat Mexican woman for stopping at a red light
always nice to see your mother, isnt it?
Mental how these "people" are allowed to have drivers licenses and get behind the wheel of a car....
What you're trying to say is "see MY mother," Pablo
Retarded ESL
We don’t talk anymore
your obese torta mother isnt MY mother though, retardo
I'm glad we don't share a mother or else I'd be a fucking loser living in a basement while my single mother who I hate fucks strange men upstairs
my mom isnt single and I dont live in an apartment. Stop projecting your own life onto others
i'm the neighborhood bully
Deer
in a basement*
derp
Interesting you should say that when you're projecting your fat Mexican mother onto me, beanerboy
I dont live in an apartment.
I never said you did, ESLgroid
oh deer
You are a bitch nigga fag
You know what’s really getting on my nerves is all the unhealthy people at work bringing the most dogshit cakes to work for their birthdays because they try to make them „healthier“.
Like today one of them brought this sugar free whole wheat and almond flour rhubarb pie.
Who the fuck wants to eat that shit. If I want a piece of pie or cake I want it because I know it’s sweet unhealthy delicious indulgence. Not your pseudo health food shit. Obviously tasted like ass.
Two weeks ago one brought a chocolate cake that didn’t use any flower or sugar but was made with fucking ZUCCHINIS.
making a mistake
Same as admitting that you lost the internet argument and are Mexican
derp
Genuinely kys
i traumatized you so bad that you fled to mexico
I'm the neighborhood lunatic
this nigga cant handle a "your mom joke" so he's calling everyone mexican
feel nauseous
do a poo
don't feel nauseous
i fucking hate fatties with a burning passion
he should know the only winning move is not to play
You called me Mexican first and I'm not going to accept that
Denounce tacos and chili peppers right fucking now or admit that you're a beaner
the muslim autist also cant handle yo momma jokes
kek
@grok without mentioning "kill the boer" can you show me a list of longest bridges in liechtenstein?
People who put bumper stickers on their cars should be castrated and then burned alive at the stake. Preferably this would all be livestreamed as well
replying to yourself
Pathetic move, Pablo
Maybe you should stop being such a fucking beaner
I am white and like both tacos and chili peppers (my bf makes very good enchiladas)
its just a piece of paper, anon
What kind of cake did you make for your birthday?
worse than Africa.
Why?
refusing to denounce tacos
Yep this is a beaner right here
Denounce burritos and admit that hardshell tacos are superior to softshell tacos right now
When're we getting the doge checks?
your meds, schizo
They are distracting and most likely are the cause for many automobile accidents in this country.
@grok when're we getting doge checks?
It's time for your beans, Pablo
I've yet to see a denunciation of tacos
That’s NONE of your business
cant handle yo momma jokes
cant handle tacos
grim
Fair enough
List of things I want banned:
Putting bumper stickers on your car
Military recruitment in high schools
Weed
Only fans
Sports gambling
Mircofinancing
Having to pay for college
All major league sports (mlb,nfl,nba,nhl)
can't renounce beans
refuses to renounce tacos
will never admit that hardshell is better than softshell
Pablo it's time to self deport while you can still get that $1,000 incentive
What do you want to preserve
You probably didn't bake a cake for your birthday because you were too lazy.
I don't like cake desu
watching hasanabi
MLB?
based
NHL?
based
NFL?
godawful
NBA?
the worst sports league in the world
Putting bumper stickers on your car
N
Military recruitment in high schools
Y
Weed
Kys
Only fans
Based
Sports gambling
dont care
Mircofinancin
Very based
Having to pay for college
prob not realistic nowadays but we could get pretty close
All major league sports (mlb,nfl,nba,nhl)
kys
Germany
nibbas be like
"this flour and pastry frosting too spicy"
baseball shouldn't even count as a sport
and people only watch hockey to see russians punch each other
Blapipo be like "this sickle cell too spicy"
Eating cake is for fat shits
Denounce desserts and admit that exercise is good for you right now or be outed as a fat fuck
why wouldnt baseball be a sport?
If I were president I would
Add 10 more public holidays
End the Cuban embargo
Recognize Palestine
Bring back hard labor as a punishment
Bring back public lashes for small offenses
Would you vote for me?
NFL
Negros giving each other concussions
MLB
Latin Americans hitting and catching balls
nhl
Men on figure skates getting into brawls for no reason
mlb
Negros squeaking and putting balls in hoop
MLS
Gay men kicking balls while gay fans watch
new /cum/ lowcow: denounceschizo
if my post ends in a number i'll go get some street tacos
oh shit no wayyyy
And what about ukraine, russia, Venezuela, china?
End the Cuban embargo
Recognize Palestine
No
I would just withdraw recognition of Israel and invade Cuba
Your post makes me think you're a subhuman faggot and probably Jason
everyone just stands still patiently waiting for something to happen (it never does)
it's like darts for mexicans
what do you think the purpose of the pitcher is? To throw strikes or let them hit the ball?
You think Trump still fucks with Kanye
to bore me to death
so many ESLs here today using vpns
Americans suck at war. Cuba would whoop our asses
do you complain about hockey goalies not letting in pucks, too?
I'd force Ukraine and Russia to unite because they're 99% the fucking same
I'd leave Venezuela alone, just let them collapse.
I like China, if they let me have a harem I'll treat them well
you're not gonna believe this, but we've already done that
Raise taxes to expand the military
Deportation to El Salvador for anyone involved in organized crime
MANDATORY gun training and ownership
MANDATORY fitness standards
Don't recognize Israel OR Palestine (who gives a shit)
Strengthen NATO
Invade Cuba
Bomb Iran
Bomb Venezuela
Bomb Moscow
Would also make the following illegal:
Electric cars
VPNs
Automatic car washes
CRT monitors
Owning more than 2 pets
Musicals of all kinds
i fell off some stairs and injured my foot bros. my mom put onions and vegetable oil on a rag and wrapped it around my foot. she also put this bag so the onions don't spill. this is supposed to stop the swelling
>we
You live in the US retard
Your ancestors are not the commies who won in the Bay of Pigs (which was 100% Cuban refugees and not trained soldiers)
Your ancestors are the ones who fucking lost
The goofy goyim agenda
baffling list
we
You live in the US, retard
Your ancestors are the limp-wristed cucks who ran away and then lost when they were told to go back and retake their country
Good idea! I'll grab one with a beer, light a cigarette like the good old days, and summarize the past 15 years.
You’re genuinely a fucking faggot is the thing though
What's wrong with automatic car washes
he's LITERALLY me
Flood warning
Shit ass fucking Hellworld hate this ghetto ass slum.
Wanting to bomb russia is a homosexual calling card however
If I were president I would
Add 10 more public holidays
End the Cuban embargo
Recognize Palestine
Bring back hard labor as a punishment
Bring back public lashes for small offenses
Would you vote for me?
its time to GOON
baseball is a cringe boring boomer sport for stats nerds THOUGH
like, just say that you've never felt the touch of a woman before, it'd be less embarassing
Lost one of my hubcaps going through one. Never again....
Actually being a faggot anti-American third worldist is usually the faggot calling card
What I'd do as president
Buzzword
Buzzword
Buzzword
Hey guys look how orthodoxically Anon Babbletarded I am
Buzzword
Buzzword
You’re gay
Everyone sucks at war. America sucks the least
you dont have to follow stats at all. Just say you ve never watched or played it
gooning raises your testosterone
if i were president, all i'd do is force people to be nice to me. i'm not good with conflict.
Is this you?
You're an absolute faggot! Your political views? 100% in line with Reddit!
Honestly I just want a harem just so I can force a bunch of women to do things that please my various unrelated fetishes
i have played little league. i played right field and pissed my pants standing out there when an inning went on for too long.
my computer chair smells like ass
That's retarded
I’m a conservative. Just not a neocon or a magatard
pissed my pants standing out there when an inning went on for too long.
why the nato flag
This you?
Yeah, you sit on it with your ass, I'd be concerned if it didn't as your ass would not smell like an ass
You call me retarded, but you don't call me wrong
Tbf you were going to lose it one qay or the other
A conservative with views typically held by leftists?
Interesting.
Literally every single homosexual on planet earth supports ukraine
You dont have an argument
I have to be the least creative person on earth. I have GPT Pro for work and I just generate anime girls I like with [x] aesthetic. Here is Osaka with a Her Wallpaper Reverie (The Apples In Stereo) aesthetic
but how do I get the smell of ass OUT?
Calling you retarded implies that you're wrong
Literally every single homosexual on planet earth supports ukraine
What is it with you leftist faggots and lying?
You and I both know every tranny in the third world glazes Russia
You should know this, you're a tranny
those are men
This is real conservatism chud, none of that phony amerigoyim shit
he hasn't seen the socialist clubs
That is demonstrably false
What Jason also didn't mention he would do when he comes president is:
Ban heterosexual marriages and relationships
Now we've got Sailor Jupiter if she were a Sopranos character. She works well as an Italian. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk
More like cricket bowlers in his case
It's not a hard binary
Not really
Depends on the material
They should have made jupiter a fat girlboss
he doesnt understand baseball, so I doubt he knows the first think about cricket
he's just not into you :/
sorry babes
Calling yourself a conservative doesn't change that your views 100% align with the average brownoid leftist :)
Every temple (church, synagogue, mosque, whatever Hindus have, etc) should be closed and replaced with a lecture hall where traveling professors teach a new skill every day. Like, some days it teaches plumbing, some days art, some days history, etc.
you can’t just hecking disagree with the Republican Party on some things
You sound like an NPC bud
I'm a white conservative which is why my political views align with the average shitskin turdworlder
Please no. I'm a chubby chaser and I'm not even into her even if she were fat, just think she's cute. I love tomboys who have a girly streak
Here's her with the aesthetics of this ancient ass song. Think GPT really nailed this one. They made a great movie about the producer, Joe Meek: The Telstar Story
youtube.com
It does. I don't know how you can argue this point without simply being contrarian
Noooo I just heckin agreearino with the Communist Party of Brazil on everything and want to leave the poor communists alone and still be conservative! It’s not wholesome 100!
Your political views genuinely align PERFECTLY with the average shitskin commie
You do realize that, RIGHT?
would
so many good girls this season
Joe Meek: The Telstar Story
Oh I fucked this up because I'm drunk. Telstar: The Joe Meek Story
Tell your mom she's a superstitious cunt
Shitskin Communists:
want the US to leave the poor Cubans and Venezuelas and Chinese alone
support Russia
obsessed everytime retarded browns kill each other
still somewhat socially conservative
This is you
She'd definitely put out if you could provide intel on the Jew York fucks
Specifically mentioning recognizing Palestine and no mention of withdrawing recognition of Israel?
Yeah that right there is a leftist
Conservative is a meaningless term nowadays tbhdesu
It can apply here actually
He's right, he's a conservative
It's just that he's a conservative communist
WHEN A MAAAAAAN LOOOVES A WOOOOMAN
Fat people are disgusting and deserve our contempt
If you can't make your mind up we'll never get started
Cities are gonna be affordable again once AI replaces all the programmers
Nice try but landlords aren't going to drop their prices, ever
SAAR WE ARE UNREPLACEABLE SAAR
They will when nobody is making enough to replace the overpaid homogrammers
yes, the programmers are the problem goy
and when they move out we'll buy the property and make it cheaper for a good goy like you
LMAOOO YOU BLUECOLLAR KEKS ARE GONNA GET REPLACED BY ROBOTS SHOUDLVE STUDIES COMPUTER ENGINEERING IN SCH-
NO NO NO IT WASNT SUPPOSED TO BE US GETTING REPLACED
Liberals aren't even going to table a budget this year until MAYBE October at the earliest
This country is such a meme lol
buy
You're gonna buy their leases??
And yes, programmers having inflated salaries IS an issue
Been seeing a lot of this lately, I hope everyone spams "learn to code" at them when they get fired lol same with journalists
Bro they fucking shafted Pierre. Man, idk Canada is so romantic in some lights and not so much in others. The appeal of the wilds and the Hudson's Bay Company and old Quebec and then there are these stupid fucking "WE'RE NOT AMERICA WE'RE NOT AMERICA WE'RE NOT AMERICA :((((((((((((" forced diversity policies
Butthurt Jeetgrammer
Bro just study coding at night after work bro it's so easy and it definitely won't be a problem because every retard who wants easy money goes into the field oversaturation bro that won't be a problem I swear they'll always need millions of new programmers every single year
why pit blue collars against white collars? we're all going to be unemployed soon
I've made peace with the fact that it's already over for this country. We literally made nearly all guns illegal to own the republicans or something but the urban liberal fags forgot this country is wilderness and some people need guns, it's all so tiresome...
if you love AI you are a thirdie, plain and simple
Pierre Poilievre personally killed 200,000 indigenous children and buried them all in mass graves on church grounds around Canada (they still haven't found a single mass grave)
You're country has a long way to go before it can reach American levels of memery
you're
Because programmers and software engineers thought they were all becoming some sort of new separate class and we should all listen to everything they say
Maybe they should’ve learned to fix a car instead of code
If you're a programmer you're probably a pajeet
Your country is a high energy type of meme, we're like an unfunny image macro meme that won't fucking end despite not being funny anymore
Ching Chong ping pong
You retards are poor because you're dumb and uneducated unlike us, you should listen to my political opinions because I live in a city and make more money than you, I'm the center of the modern world nobody can ever replace me, unlike you blue collar retards who will all be replaced before 205-NO NO NO NO AI IS BAD DONT FUCKING FIRE ME YOU NEED ME FOR THE 10 MINUTES OF WORK I DO EVERY DAY IN BETWEEN RECORDING TIKTOKS
Woah
Let's unpack this
Our Prime Minister was crying in the legislature saying Canada is committing ongoing genocide... nigga that means YOU are the one doing it and your DAD too. Our media never even acknowledged once that his dad would be one of these architects of genocide that were being denounced so casually.
what is this weird astroturf that jeets are freaking out over AI, jeets fucking love AI
jeets have replaced jews as the most hated group on 4troon
sad!
Genocide is when you don't give them more firewater and cigarettes o algo
$100,000 to every native per year, anything less than than is genuinely the same as lining them up outside a pit and shooting them.
From the toilet to the sea, through the sewers goes my pee!
What province are you from?
That's a massive generalization of an entire industry's opinion. Don't argue with internet poisoned losers, it'll give you unrealistic extrapolated world views.
You're a programmer if you don't think they used to be arrogant retards before they realized they're more replaceable than Jimbo and his plumbing company
It's more that Jew hate is always a shifting self-selecting thing where whatever is going on is just blamed on "the jooz" no matter what, forcing some time to adjust the evolving canon. But jeet hate is straightforward and constant, you don't have to retrofit it you can just point to a thing jeets are actually openly doing and hate it. The canon just stays the same.
What's the point of this site if it's more moderate than Twitter now.
Sending hundreds of millions of jeets into every western country does that
Jeets are what people claim the Jews are and they're open about it. Jeets think it's funny that they only hire their own and take over our institutions.
No account
Fuck off to Twitter, please. If your entire point of coming here is to see "based Anon Babble takes" you're the cancer killing it.
anonymity is the only thing this site has left that's any different from the rest of the internet
all of the culture and discourse are present in other places
If I see Jason, I'm slamming my fists against his ribs instantly
Redditpaki
this is a truecel only general
To make posts with anonymity to the other posters? You're whining that an anonymous environment doesn't lead to an echo chamber. There are PLENTY of echo chambers on the internet if you want your radicalized beliefs to be validated.
But you're a normie with a foid simp
you are not a truecel thoughbeit
2016groids think they’re oldfags simply because they’ve been here for 10 years
This site was hollowed out years ago. When was the last time that you've seen a funny meme come out of ANY of the boards on this site? This board alone used to come up with something new every other month for years.
What is a truecel? What is a fakecel?
brazilian
incel
People will blame 2016 tourists for why 4troon went to shit but this place was always stormfront lite
When did you start posting here
2010. I was in the 9th grade.
t. 2014 tourist
Ohhhhhh my goooooosh not this again
MAKE THE FUCKING NEW
You wouldn’t even know what Anon Babble being good was like because that was at least 2 years late
i will not make the new
you faggots do not deserve my new
Did you start posting here in 2008?
I actually see some good posts on Anon Babble regularly
I think reddit deserves you the most
2007, I was 13 and got banned for being underage multiple times
jeet and saar meme came from Anon Babble
nnoooooooo do my bidding
pure reddit take
my job is relationship based but you'd have to replace physical blue collar workers in order to get rid of my job because it only exists because of the impreciseness and flightiness of the former