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love a rail replacement bus

all the fun of a bus ride in a nice clean bus but with none of the normal bus users. You know who I mean. We all know.

Devine is an Irish surname

McCarthy is an Irish surname

If it were easy, everyone would do it.

i suffer in scotland

scammed the bus service by only paying 10p

Perfect

Emma Watson’s butthole stench.

gaelic summer

shoulders wider than hips

that's a man

It's shite being Scottish

Yeah those bloody Welsh speakers, eh Rorke?

Leftypol going absolutely ballistic that Starmer won't let sex offenders into the country anymore and you'll have to learn English to become a citizen

Got a Lidl rustlers type rib sandwich for American week.
How do you heat them up without a microwave?

have to learn english

oh yeah really high bar that

Mohammed bin Salman has that same psychopathic look in his eyes that Charles Veitch has. Mental how you can literally see how evil and soulless people are just by looking at them.

well well well

don't want to work just want to watch funny videos

what a stupid gook

any smooth criminals in

foy

Why is Sir Charles Tyrwhitt talking to me like this? Is he bent

rorke on a mad one

The fat sweaty cunt has never gotten over this one LOL

oh my days

Aye

why must mechanics be so rude? i get they arent the type to bother with customer service but there is no need to go out of their way to be impolite but they all seem to be.

loool reminds me of that scene in The Sopranos

That is wild. Not surprising though. Things here are really really shit.

Never heard of that brand, are they one of those ones like Jacamo that cater to the fat overweight sweaty lad demographic?

reckon you're a melt mate x

Irish diaspora LOVE content like this

Take the L Rorke you floppy slice of gammon

You'd probably only hear of it if you had a job or ever went to smart events like weddings, etc.

Ireland is in mourning
2 million euros already donated to the families on gofundme

not at all. i just dont like being talked down to for no reason

Apparently some bloke in Manchester arrested for saying he's English
Well, leftypol... What now?

I think you have to speak Spanish to become a citizen there anyway. Bizarre.

For me it's tentree shirts and keen shoes.

Ah it’s one of those Deano brands for when he wants to feel classy then is it? Wouldn’t know, I wear tailored shirts to smart events. Wouldn’t wear off the shelf foreign made rubbish to anything formal.

It's the same in most places, here too.
But it's only bad if the English do it.

why can't darkoids swim

Sure you do mate

Unsre Fahne flattert uns voran.
Unsre Fahne ist die neue Zeit.

Don't you just get stuff from the nice bits in like M&S or Next for events and that?

Sienna is supposed to be in Double Science

I like that wearing tailored shirts is something unbelievable to you. You probably thought only millionaires did that, didn’t you?

No faustian spirit

You're not a millionaire? Oh dear

Israeli strikes in northern Gaza kill at least 48, hospital says

scared of water from ancestral trauma of crocodiles and violent hippos

Runt status: OBLITERATED

Where do you get your shirts tailored from?

Irish people shaking in anger at this

Billionaire mate

Yes only millionaires get shirts custom-made from scratch, which is what you're describing
"Tailored shirts" often just means buying off the shelf and having it adjusted, which could mean buying it from CT or anywhere else and taking it to a tailor

sitting in their smelly bedrooms arguing about shirts

groomed a 19 year old kid

Billionaire posting in brit at half 10 in a tuesday? Doubt it mate

Timmy Snr frantically calling reception asking if they know where his daughter Melody is

Yeah same here, but not strictly enforced.

I generally go to Dege & Skinner.

I’m honestly cringing imagining bringing in some grotty Chinese made shirt from Charles Tyrwhitt or M&S or something and asking him to adjust it omds

He was only a 19 year old little baby you sick fuck!

Dege & Skinner

Barely any different to CT

Haha. Melody’s having a bit of fun right now!

Charles Tyrwhitt isn't Chinese made, it's made in the UK
Oh my days rorke you really thought you were getting the best just because you're paying extra for some cunt's rent on Savile Row lmao

Timmy Snr thinks Sheridan is at college

melody is busy right now, come back later x

lmao done him

I’m scared now. If 19 year olds can get groomed, can 30 somethings like me get groomed too? How would I know?

How do you make sure that the information from gpt is somewhat good advice? I'm talking to it to try to and self improove and leave my childhood bedroom with general advice like creating gymtoil schedules and how to get my life together advice, it seems somewhat decent with what it outputs

got a book stand ordered. might also buy a white board for productivity

Don't worry about it you're too mature and smart for that :)

new kicks

you know, you're very mature for your age :)
I feel like I can tell you anything :))

Timmy wearing these on his date with Ling Ling

Which one

mass produced in factories by child slaves in Asia vs made by highly trained savile row tailors

Yeah totally the same mate, barely any difference at all. Crack on Deano my son
You might want to double check that mate. Majority of their stuff is made by little chinks and jeets. Just because you think £30 is a lot to spend on your shiny Deano shirt doesn’t mean they’re all made in the UK LOL

Getting my shoes tailored at Clarks

whiteboard probably the best purchase ive done in years as a disorganized imbecile

Sent that Deano freak packing lmfao

Remember when Tony did that in The Sopranos omdssss lol

ayyy marone I gotta have Wallabees

reckon democracy hasn’t much time left
only way for it to work is belief, and it’s weighing

got my espadrilles and my rick and morty shirt on

yeah i bet it is, not sure why i didnt think about it until now
something that you think only belongs in a classroom ig

Nothing wrong with Charles Tyrwhitt, I know a lot of people who can afford far more but still buy cheap shirts, myself included, because they are 90% of the way there anyway

To be fair there's literally no reason to think English tailors are any more skilled than Chinese ones
Tailoring isn't exactly a cutting-edge science

Used to have a R&M bong

They’re fine for what they are. Just a bit cringe that little Deano neeks think they’re walking around wearing bespoke tailored clothing when it’s really just M&S quality. Honestly embarrassing. Stuff like that is fine for throwing in your suitcase to go on holiday though

thats fire as fuck bro

these are unironically my shoes, but not my pic
how much of a timmy am I

slept straight through my group project meeting

very based. 550s are comfy white man shoes

They aren't any more skilled, the difference in cost is usually just down to fineness of material and the number of hand operations involved, some of the best shirts with good handwork are made in India but you'll still be paying a premium for it. Likewise, some of the famous English made shirts are largely machine manufactured now, coasting by on customer service and history.
I'd say it was above M&S for sure, and really the best shirts you can get for the money before taking the next step up into the £150-200 range. There are a staggering number of people wearing ~£500 shoes, ~£1000 suits, and still using Charles Tyrwhitt shirts. It's pretty much the default go-to if you prefer not buying more expensive shirts.
t. knower

Westminster voting intention:

REF: 28% (-1)

LAB: 23% (+1)

CON: 18% (+1)

LDEM: 16% (-)

GRN: 9% (-1)

via @YouGov

Rorke's buzzing!

crep check

Right-wing: 46%
Left-wing: 48%

Interesting

Deano cutting around Barnsley in his financed beemer, shiny Charles Tyrwhitt shirt on, suspenders as well for some reason because he wants to look like he’s in the Wolf of Wall Street, Turkey teeth blinding every cunt he walks past, Aventus Creed absolutely stinking out the whole floor he manages in the call centre

I have them clubs

shut up nigga *rapes you*

got some 990 v3 and sambas but not those ones

If you're turning to AI for life advice then it's already fucking over for you.

Accept your life as a runt.

Kyaaaa~! Japanese girl feet sugoooooi

Hehe you boys are sweet x

It’s literally M&S quality mate. Made in the same factories in Bangladesh, Vietnam, etc etc. Again, fine for what it is (albeit overpriced) but no need to pretend it’s something classy.

prompt it as a professional in x subject rather than straight up asking 'what is' questions

just had some 'dines on toast. currently washing it down with a coff

Labours going the right way on immigration, reform are redundant

Haha
Get your cock out

Deano neeks think they’re walking around wearing bespoke tailored clothing when it’s really just M&S quality.

They're literally as bespoke and tailored as anything you're buying from savile row thoughbeit
Don't think you know what those words mean

Are local tailors fine? I don't want to go to Savile Row

eating cereal out of the box like a fucking neanderthal

Which way /brit/?

It's not classy sure, it's a shirt, but they're good for what they are and really are most of the way there for £30 or whatever they cost. They are far better than M&S, not even close, even the M&S buttons are shit. I own shirts from many places and it's pretty easy to tell.

If you want Chink shit then yeah. May as well buy a shirt off AliExpress if you're doing that.
Go to Savile Row you lazy arse.

albeit overpriced

How so? You mean to say you can get the same quality for cheaper?

t-they're M&S quality

No they're not? And M&S doesn't sell shirts specified to collar, chest and sleeve length anyway

she cute

Depends on what you are going to a tailor for

Mate those are gooks

Big fan of the tomato ones with toast, might have some for lunch

didn't ask

Why would Savile Row tailors be the only ones who know how to measure and cut clothes?

You were told

get mental health when i get an email saying someone viewed my linkedin profile

timmy going to savile row to buy a shirt
cronem walking around in stolen nike tech trackies

Yeah the catalogue that sells shirts made in bulk by kids in Bangladesh is just as bespoke and tailored as the shirt I had made to measure by a highly trained artisan is it?

Sourdough farter

They're Japanese x

Custom fishnets

I wear Charles Tyrwhitt shirts, Ede & Ravenscroft suspenders and suits, and Hermes ties. No, I won't buy more English shirts.

diddy gooner ahh post

HOW CAN I PLAY GAMES ON UBUNTU?!?

I dunno how am I meant to know what each drink is?

As I said, gooks

ooh 'ello

blud think he gordon gekko

never had a social media account of any kind and never had sex

linux is for profressionals not little gamer boys

Maybe I just have higher standards but I was gifted a couple of CT linen shirts a couple of years ago and wasn’t impressed with the quality at all. Same as M&S quality in my eyes, which is to say serviceable at best.

Nah I'm post nut clarity, spaffed to Latinas now in my serene thought I'm fancying a cute Japan tour vid x

Is he talking about black men again?

ubuntu

games

grow up

I was gifted a couple of CT linen shirts a couple of years ago

Odd, you suddenly know all about them despite saying that you hadn't heard of them

omds

Oooo done him in there I reckon!!

Alri Plastic Bateman, do you wear them to your junior manager job at the call centre yeah?

Gary Lineker seems to be in trouble for his antisemetic tweet

yeah they're peng. want to try the chilli ones

Is a tailor in Hull or Scunthorpe going to produce better shirts than CT and M&S?

inb4 'u-um that wasn't me'

who gives a fuck man grow up

Install them and run them

Sake is blue, a coke and miyako/mikado bottle. I don't know what that is

I wasn’t the person who initially responded to your post.

Fired up Crusader Kings 3 for the first time in ages on my old Dell laptop with Intel integrated graphics running Lubuntu and was pleasantly surprised to find out it doesn't shit itself anymore

These bitches look the same

done 'im

Totally different gyals

Not sure about them sunglasses mate

?

wearing blue contacts

poor insecure gook

hoooowwwwwling @ fat frank

don’t worry britbros no matter how things get you can always use your eu passports to live a comfy continental life
oh wait

blud think he leon the professional

Fucking hell he's been done now as well

youtu.be/3hVVHy2rD_0

I just want it back lads

This guy is always shilling some tat in his videos

no rapport with your cotoilers at all? i got into it pretty quickly and i'm autismo as fuck
are your other coworkers just reticent same as you?

They're cat and dog

Matching her top x

I'm in engineering mate, but sorry, I won't wear next jeans and george polyester-cotton jumpers even if they are comfortable

Belgium went in

Charles Tyrwhitt is Next quality mate.

sickening how much people pay for custom animations, especially 2d anime

have had my house built on the back of incel requests

got a heated toilet seat me
used to hate warm seats because of the implication that you're feeling someone else's bum warmth, but now i can't go back, i'll take a warm bog seat, recent bum occupation or not

next jeans

Throwback to a classic gimmick, I like it.

scream

Heisenburg

why are trains so fucking expensive? it's like semi justifiable with one ticket, but as soon as you buy two tickets the price way exceeds the cost of petrol. and you can have up to five people in a car as well.

quit nicotine and all it's done is make me grumpy and fucking STARVING 24/7

posolutely dying for a bit of scran before beddy byes
should've gone to the pie shop earlier but the last time i was there they gave me the wrong kind of pie and now i'm all sniffy about it

today i feel disabled

zoomer rizz

LOL lil timmy throwing a tantrum

So motivated to do better after spending half of the day outside yesterday for the first time in maybe six months or so, the sun is fucking great and the vitamin D I take must do fuck all

Cheap transport contributes to higher GDP. It's a shocker that trains are soooo expensive. Unjustified I would say. Things like energy and transport cannot be expensive if you want more economic growth. But we're some of the most costly in the world.

Is he? Never noticed

no gyal will ever look at me like blue does at big grin

Lads...

Next is terrible, they're Rorke's favourite for a reason

Seatfrog lads, get on it x

Exactly. Both Next and CT are dogshit made in Bangladesh Deano quality.

Blue making big grin laugh with all her quips. Lad needs to jokemax

Any schoffel man in?

Is that a joke

these cunts are there AGAIN

God forbid someone makes money

got gymtoil out of the way early haven't i? only a shit little leg day like

menthol init
bit of sun just cures everything and we get about 10 days of it a year

You’re right driving instructors famously make no money. Especially since most of them take cash which I’m sure they’re declaring right

why does the fucking timer reset when you hop boards, that's daft
yeah, it is unusual. I thought the 2 quid buses were a great idea, they should do something similar with trains.

it's an app

why can't people help themselves? whatever happened to a good old website and account?
also it's daft that you can't buy tickets at train stations anymore, every train station should have an electronic booth i can pay for and print tickets at.

thoughts on tights lads? yeah or nah?

dont care

Jesus christ mate sort your fucking life out

might start throwing little larps out here and there. Benign shit that nobody would even question is a larp, but it is. Spread some distrust across /brit/

Wiping my arse with Charles Tyrwhitt shirts

do care

might get a bbl just to switch things up a bit

See

quick update, found some bread and cheese and branston pickle in fridgeberg so *inhales cigarette* things've never been better

Corrr I want to have sexual intercourse with this woman, if you know what I mean.

Big British Loch?

Bit disrespectful to do that with fine tailored clothing

Luv them x

um
sex

Nth for the baddiedem

just sneezed

happy for you mate x

Next jeans remain soiled

you can tell the unemployed are out in the full force today

virgin central in here rn

Za

Primark makes some nice stuff

Bbl drizzy
Bbl drizzyyyyy

ktimmers

unemployed virgin

ktim

only one side of my arm has tanned

They do

i have sex with my wife misato chan every day

If you're not a skinny little runt or a fat retard, you will look good in off-the-rack shirts, even cheap ones

They make shirts for office toil so neets dont know them

You're complaining about virgins but I don't see you shagging us pal!

lorry driver?

good looking people look good in anything? no way

Am on pip

Thought youd never heard of them and now youre an expert on their production facilities?

he can dish it out but he can't take it back

CAPTCHA: S0SM8

Yep, pipe down munter

got a t shirt tan me

I've got moobs, I'm cooked. It's why I'm still a vf

what if I'm a fat genius?

Got like 3 trainers and none of them are listed

I'm toiling hard mate

kaytim

thanks lad that means a lot