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We are going to make america great again btw

youtu.be/fKhvqnHkFAI
America is respected again
God bless America

aw dude thank you for the sub i really appreciate it

but first, billions must die.

I want BWC
t. Homo

when you're a homo and all you get is BBC (bad, bitchy customers)

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1747192260075314.webm

I don’t feel good :(

Of wish I had a gf like I don't know how

Need a lonely airhead gf

in the immortal words of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

"you need to check yourself before you wreck yourself"

Finna drive around LA blasting proud to be an American

Fuck Mexico
Based

finna drive around Hollywood Hills blasting NHH

i’m such a freaky subhuman thing it’s actually sad. i need to be sent to the coal mines forever

If i was a tyrannical dictator, then the first thing i would do is build a super fancy and fast train system so my apologists could share images of it to show how advanced and efficient we are

I'm 29 and still virgin

I should be forced to work the fields

I HATE FRENS I HATE FRENS I HATE FRENS

THERE'S SOMETHING INSIDE YOU THAT PULLS BENEATH THE SURFACE
CONFUSING
CAN'T FIND YOURSELF AGAIN
YOUR WALLS ARE CLOSING IN

I like this gif a lot. Thats how I feel!

i would honestly disarm my enemies and put them in death camps, but that's just me.

im back

I ruined my parents lives

Do you think Bezos and Musk are following Trump around everywhere because hes training them to be presidents

death camps

If only you had a super fancy and fast way to get your enemies there...

Vantablack ultramythically dark maga. An america of 20 million.

caught by metro cops for fare evasion the one time I try to socialize with people I know

perhaps this is gods way to tell me to kill myself

My perfect gf is just me but female

good point. i could liquefy them and pump them through high pressure hoses at 2,000mph

Rolling another wacky weed joint

same

I want to quit the internet forever

Business idea: a bridge from Texas to Florida

LP's Crawling is still the most recognizable mainstream attempt to cash in on Metallica, all the Creeds and post-grunge whatever notwithstanding

no way to monetize that

what possible purpose would that serve

Business idea: a nature reserve spanning from Texas to Florida with systemic depopulations leaving only old southern towns with spanish moss trees and aristocratic estates inhabited.

Business idea: end the Cuban embargo

no way to monetize that

what possible purpose would that serve

Imagine if they had just tied a rope to apollo 11. We'd have a rope connecting earth and the moon together

youtube.com/watch?v=yP4qdefD2To

ate some chicken wings

cringe

then we could reel in the moon and use its gravity to generate massive tidal waves to destroy india

i like the way you roll Iceland. keep em coming.

Why did Sharkeisha do it

No anti-latinx thread today

are you guys giving up already or what

socioeconomic reasons

finished my duolingo sesh one day i will be able to talk to my frens in /rus/

I'll keep brainstorming

I hope you had a good day today

It was good watched a movie with the bf and some friends

I use latinx as a slur

should I bake some chicken breast in ovenberg or pan sear them?

Places in the US I would like to visit

Upstate NY (spent a few weeks in Kingston and it was incredibly beautiful around there)

Chicago (never been)

Alabama (never been)

Eastern Kentucky (never been)

Eastern Tennessee (never been)

Alaska (never been)

Arizona

Utah

Seen everything else that's cool

upstate new york is where all hope goes to die

t. took the train from Grand Central to buffalo

I live in Buffalo :/

Oilers!

I like that post-grunge is a genre because Nirvana sucks

I'm sorry fren, maybe downtown isnt as dead as when I visited, The bills are good too, and the minor league ballpark looks really comfy

didnt even play today

bunch of low wits today

You see you'd love to run home but you know you ain't got one
'Cause you're livin' in a world that you're best forgotten around here
Broadway is dark tonight
A little bit weaker than you used to be
Broadway is dark tonight
See the young man sittin' in the old man's bar
Waitin' for his turn to die
You choke down all your anger
Forget your only son
You pray to statues when you sober up for fun
Your anger don't impress me
The world slapped in your face
It always rains like hell on the loser's day parade

I think a drive along the eastern border from NYC to Montreal would be perfect. I know the bigger towns stink but I'd like to see Albany and Saratoga Springs because they pop up very frequently when I am reading history.

When i was young I remember how annoying it was relatives saying how big I've grown, but now that I'm older I understand
It's surreal when you've been away for years and come back to find your cousins are all suddenly grown adults
Reminds you of your own aging and how much time has passed

durr me think travel good

What song is this I like the lyrics

youtube.com/watch?v=aShFej0CQc4

Travel is good.

I’m going to Brazil tomorrow for summer vacation and will only be back in August my flag will switch are you guys going to filter, block and ignore me?

saying how big I've grown

Now say the same to your female relatives when you haven't seen them in a while

If she's a nurse, how does she find the time to binge anime and play video games?

Jesus Jesus

why are you going to the murder capital of the world

I have to renew my f1 visa and you can only renew it on the country you first got it. I could’ve also done it in Portugal.

Garanti qu'elle fourre en moyenne plus de cinquante hommes différents par année.

put on your coding socks and book a flight, sport. i will sort you out.

Are Icelandic girls loyal or is cucking also a problem in iceland? Thank you

lists her pronouns

anime

nurse

turbovaxxed woke leftoid

stay there faggot

I decided to take an Incel walk and I realized how dead my town feels at night. Maybe I should get home before the police arrest me for simply walking at night.

this shits like r9k lite

also

Where do you live that cucking is a problem

Richmond is dangerous nibba get home

Hopping the Canada/US border would be a piece of cake

I realized how dead my town feels at night

same happened to me a few months ago its depressing

Quintessentially N*rth Am*rican. In other words: grim.

kino

we should do a national referendum on whether hasan can stay in the country
if voted in favor he should be stripped of citizenship and shipped to erdodawg for spanking

canadian niggas be like
"uh oh, the sun's going down, dont want to get jumped by xing pao and his manlet squad in their riced up 04 camry"

C'est quoi une INTP? Ça veut dire quoi? J'en ai aucune idée.

There's a sniper hiding in the trees

the streets of my town become completely empty by 10pm even on fridays

im tired of all this hate of suburbia
yes i like my car
yes i like my big grocery stores and department stores
yes i like my house
yes i like mcdonald's
fuck off libtard

Foot path past the do not enter or youll be arrested sign lol

Americans be like

"this peaceful night too spicy why am I not getting raped and killed by a black man?"

Wdym I think that's pretty normal.
Probably wouldn't say big with a girl cause that has a connotation of fat
But for sure I've heard relatives say "wow how much you've grown" even to female relatives

Same but that's because ever since covid literally every single fucking thing closes at 10-11pm aside from the bars and even those are less popular because there's no restaurants to go to after any more

Ce sont les osties d'niaiseries de tests de personnalité. L'équivalent contemporain des horoscopes.

C'est clairement une crisse de folle

canadian flag

thinking about getting raped by black men

There are parts where it's just a narrow strip of trees removed from the forest. Not that remote either. BC a ways east of Vancouver.

Probably wouldn't say big with a girl cause that has a connotation of fat

But that's the joke

Man lives in a strip mall
That's not a city lol

Great.

No no no. Trillions.
Honorary American. Let me know what contractors I can invest in so I can get rich off of you executing political prisoners.
Go far north upstate to see the leaves change.
The Finger lakes are also beautiful.
Chicago is also cool, if you're in a nice area.
Buffalo and Rochester are spiritually-gutted cities. I used to live next to a drug dealer in NT and the person who lived above me in my apartment building tried to beat someone to death with a metal pipe.

nobody asked you, obese cagie fucktard

finna rake this canadian

That deer works for ICE.

used to live next to a drug dealer in NT and the person who lived above me in my apartment building tried to beat someone to death with a metal pipe.

Sovl overload

The boomer phrase is 'heavy set'. It's fallen out of the common lexicon now but I like it.

This could be us but you play too many games

sounds familiar
never heard of that one before
im not obese and i quite enjoy my life
seethe lib

finna rake this canadian

average suburbanite

farts are very acid right now, might be those chipotle peppers

cagie

You know what i call bicyclists?
Speed bumps

Iceland

Oh oh oh
It’s time for the morning show

the jew fears the indoor cattle rancher

Une catho qui regarde des dessins animés. C'est pas très catholique.

warhammer 40k seems interesting but it's fascist themes remind me too much of the current administration so i just can't get into it

fucking hate that stupid greedy FAGGOT cow!

BUILT FOR BBQ

I’m double vaxxed with pfizer and my heart has hurt since the fever that onset with second dose. Four months ago. It hurts with every beat, and sometimes it hurts so badly it’s unreal. I have had a blood test, an ultrasound and an echo cardiogram stress test.

They keep telling me it’s all fine, but it’s not and at this point, I know they’re covering it up. This has tipped me over the edge into going from someone who mildly mistrusted authority and who was interested in conspiracy theories, but was ultimately “normal”, into a high octane nutcase. I regret taking it so much. Have I already received the blow that killed me? I’m not sure. I hope not but there’s no way of knowing. I am scared every day. I’m not even 30 yet. God help me, don’t take this poison into your body.

rude

Is the averge American girl blonde and blue eyed? Literally every girl on tinder is a blonde and blue eyed girl, not that I’m complaining

what a fat pig

I eat plastic things out of plastic containers

me and the missus

Sorry vaxxie

i live in california

Are you the marine biologist or San Bernardino or someone else

Put together 3 plague marines and decided to halt on the battle suit so I can magnetize the weapons to switch them out

Back in my room after my Incel walk.

i said he lives in the castro district

which version of linux should i install on my thinkpad

cumfefe

Linux is for trannies

i bought myself a ThinkPad T16 Gen 3 a few weeks ago and put ubuntu on it
works like a dream

i live near san francisco sadly

My sister and her kids are all healthy weight and eat well but have been almost constantly sick since they got vaxxed. She has some weird nerve damage that she says is excruciating and has aged like 20 years in the past 4. I think everyone including them realize whats up but nobody will ever speak a word of it because my family trusts The Science and The Experts.

Copious amounts of alcohol is the only thing that makes me feel like a human

childish ass room

the pride and joy of my room

I'm 34

My sister got diagnosed with some very unusual heart issues after getting vaxxed. I get random stabs of pain too after catching it twice. You're fucked either way just a matter of picking your poison

take a better picture

I feel like everyone lives unnaturally. Feels like everytime I visit with my extended family someone has some disease or allergy

Godzilla is pretty cool ngl, but you are definitely autistic.

I should stick my Godzilla posters to the wall someday.

i have some traits but i don't think so
based i kneel

I get random stabs of pain too after catching it twice

the vaxx or covid?

I'M SUCH AN IRREDEEMABLE FUCKUP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I got no food in the fridge

why

okay i'm better now.

i also got some heart and chest pain issues after getting vaxxed once, swore off the vax but then caught covid and got fucked by "long covid"
fauci is a criminal and should be held to account for his crimes

some day God will reward me with a wayward cyclist who bikes out in front of my truck while i'm driving at 80kmh

damn that sucks

Here's the pride and joy of mine

My nose is COMPLETELY clogged. I have to breathe through my mouth.
I was kinda hoping to sleep tonight but I guess that ain't happening.

i was born here and my family has always lived around this area

Ok.

Are you happy that your mom didn’t abort you?

wtf my nigga me too

what a dumbass

only when i'm grilling.

X > underwear lad
Mako > Nui

Ok.

I'm glad to be alive, but I wish that I had been born to different parents.

unfathomably based

I have the OG gojira movie poster attached to the wall above my desk back home

lmao Sig P320s going off shooting their owners because they sourced parts from India and their shitty loose tolerances and poor QC are literally resulting in people getting shot by their own guns

INDIA SUPER POWARRRRRR SAAAAAAAAAAAAR

Yes

remember when kanye released that heil hitler song
that was crazy haha

I've had Jordan by buckethead stuck in my head all week and I dont know why

i want a bucket of kfc

One thing, I don't know why, it doesn't even matter how hard you try

Thick thighs are a sign of a high estrogen male. Thick thighs seem to point inward towards a vagina that's absent.
Just my opinion

streamable.com/2goyjs

What would you do if confronted in this situation?

fuck no

i find it hard to respect a man who is skinnyfat

you are spending too much time thinking about mens' thighs

beat the shit out of him and disarm him

this is what happens when a buck is deprived of BWC

It's my opinion as a scientist

But you're a weenie

I have thick thighs but stick chicken legs

Only fans now

oh heck yeah i love sciencerino!

ruined my sleep award

didnt ask award

sleep time for this guy. gn cum see you in the morning.

Based me too

Blood.

award award

Miss my home but it's overrun with feral blacks thag will kill you for shoes

Ok.

Should I drive to Taco Bell drunk at 10:15pm? Its an alluring possibility

heyyyyy I was there just last year

no

Pussy puffed up like a bee sting. Guess I'll go to church in my g-string

I didn't know the rest.

i'm completely fucked lol

You'd be surprised at the amount of pajeetsicles found in the woods.

this is america

I don't understand either of these replies

I have a question about it though.

Just understand.

Don't go retard

Come on jannies what did i even say that was out of line

Why there is another picture?

I don't know anything at all about Hinduism.

She looks uncomfortable

means she wants to be a housewife who scrolls tiktok for 12 hours per day.

Driving drunk to Taco Bell is like modern day Odysseus

So.

odyessey

Odussy

its been 24 hours and the usps page still has not updated

You get that face

ajax

Are you from the odyessey cause you're the only odd I see

Lol

Shut up stup correcting my drink mistakes

drinking milk

and she doesnt give a damn about me
CAUSE IM JUST A TEENAGE DIRTBAG BABY
YAH IM JUST A TEENAGE DIRTBAG BABY
LISTEN TO Iron MAIDEN, BABY WITH ME
ooooOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OH YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
DIRTBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG
NOOO SHE DOESNT KNOW WHAT SHE'S MISSIN

pizza good

I will get you both.

only night shiftoid who showed to co-workers funeral

now i'm tired af

chicken breast with bbq seasoning, torn into oversized chunks over rice with soy sauce
a PB&J, and a glass of milk
rate my dindin, bros

T. Hanks my man, you know the night aint complete til you guzzle that glass

femboys are pretty gross ngl

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!

The other one is me goddamnit

I can hear the downstairs neighbors disputing themselves and it's like 1:30 AM up to my room. Fuck.

Are you French

Scrantacular

My hand is on the table

I'm the ESL yes.

Needs wegetables

N

Chicken

I'm just a millenial chud-bag, baby

thanks bud

My name is sven

t. woman

fuck racism

Is that really a con?

Are you known for any other gimmicks around here

women love dumping some terribly prepared vegetables onto a dish to ruin it

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHH! WHAT A HIT!

con: you have to look at my rotten pumpkin face

Ok.

grocery store potatoes are so bad this spring you're taking a gamble on every baked potato. So many random mold pockets.

Fatso

Don't know

Quebec is way behind the rest of Canada. Ugly women don't show cleavage like this anymore they just walk around with bad attitudes.

The world craves a white man to come and save the planet from a brown majority
there's a reason why a song written by a black man about praising hitler is the most popular song of the year
Everybody craves the return of the white savior

I did have diarrhea but I figured that was from the steak sub and the box wine

(You's)

A seven year old wrote this after his mom made him eat his brussel sprouts

I will join.

I want to post the bed Im building, Im not professional Im just doing dumb shit and learning in the process

XDDD

Is this like harry potter millennials?

I honestly dont see the point of dating in 2025

dont like the egyptian one bit

if you want to get thin just dump some raw cauliflower onto a plate of spaghetti and meatballs

It me.

proceeds to eat 1lb of spaghetti

I will post the bed but next thread

I'm looking for an excuse to use the word gladsome

Lots of brown people who talk to themselves in this thread

That's enough

Rude, I thought cum was a safe space

Say that to my face fucker not online see what happens

What's this pheno type ?

super annoying

now we have a ladyboy and another pajeet

Where am I?

I watch forced lesbian porn

I raped redditleaf

she a loud type sista

sick and tired of these stonerplankers shooting my street at 11PM every night

Post favorites

Same man

Another LOTR hoe

Hard to find
There's a semi-rare mockumentary called "she stole my voice" about lesbian rape. It's fake softcore but has some hot scenes