/brit/s only bradley walsh edition

lmaooooooo

Zeeeeee BOSH!

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congratulations, you've won

hired goons?

enter the screamchamber

Mexican leftypol beheaded

kek

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I believe in british supremacy until the wogs are educated to a point of responsibility.
- Kier Starmer

Sir Adolf Hitler

It literally says it's not butter.

poo farting

Rorke got nothing to say

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penne al arrabbiata
tomato rocket and mozzarella salad
breaded haddock with caper butter

eton mess for afters

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big fat veiny tits

corrrr

Believing that mass immigration has had a negative effect on this country doesn't mean you are blaming immigrants for everything, but then leftypol doesn't like to make honest or nuanced arguments does he.

my hair was thinning a bit near the crown last year, but now it's grown out normal again

didn't take any wacky pills or anything, genuinely thought it was going to be over but i think my body has performed a miracle

that always happens before severe balding begins

thanks for reposting twitter here i really appreciate it

dont put that evil on me you horrible cunt

nice one mate. elton john coming round for dinner?

This south African who's obsessed with american Midwest is starting to get on my nerves.....

now you know how we feel about the various mentally ill yanks who clog this place up

Royal Mail are fucking useless bastards man

drag him

Yes, the rich are responsible for the state of the country. They want to pay workers fuck all so they import hordes of poojeets and pakis to do that.

The calm before the storm

voting Plaid Cymru even though im not welsh

Speaking of clogging things up, Emma Watson’s stopped up the toilet again.

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plaid cumrag

based big bazza

What what he thinks about. What are his troubles?

fat little shit's going to have diabeetus by the time he's 16

get their tight little fannoise shagged

Finally a good post in this shit thread.

Nah that's his cousin. This is Rorke

hairy asian arseholes

Why call them racial slurs then if it’s not their fault

This isn't google lad

haven't left my grotty smelly incelflat all day despite the beautiful weather

dark fruits weather this

wanking out a poo

thinkin bout their little white knickers and their pleated skirts

Still time. Go for a nice walk. Will help your mental helf

no wife or kids

get engaged for the first time at 66 years old

mad man our Nick is
he's a bloody madman

Enemies of the Imperium hear me! You have come here to die! The Immortal Emperor is with us, and we are invincible! His warriors will strike you down! His warmachines will crush you under their threads! His mighty guns will bring the very sky crushing down onto you! You cannot win

sex sex

just cut myself like crazy shaving
first time ive actually given myself a clean shave instead of just brushing up or cutting my neckbeard in months

there's more than one way to calm a llama down

wanking a poo with my arse

corr my boxers smell all musky. Bet one of you batty boys would love a whiff

Tight. Docile. Moist.

cock pong

Are Barry was in a different dimension for the first 10 seconds

Girl poos from girl anuses.

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third magnum ice cream straight down the gulliver

wanking an arse with my arse

shoving an arse cock up my arse

wonder how yinrun's getting on

proper nosh this

it lush

Do you think Emma has a dark stinky butthole or a pink small one?

might be too hot

Mad how zesty Hamilton is.

I wonder if he'll finally come out as gay when he retires from formula one.

mumberg made fajitas for tea
could honestly shag her sometimes

She has brown eyes so I’m guessing it’s probably dark but I could be wrong because her nipples/aereolae are pink.

I hate this bed in the corner so l've gone off grid and the stupid fuckers never see me now

pooey bum wank on the cards

might restart this xcom run
far too many wogs in my squad

If farage said urine was good for you his supporters would soon be drinking it!

came to say something to the lads on /brit/ but i forgot on my way up the stairs fs

lads im close to repping my bodyweight on lat pulldown

centre-lefty middle class boomers SCREECHING at this post

dark fruits

thought you were on about hamilton for a second there haha

neighbouring MP from a local family of greasy slumlords named as minister for immigration

great job

Was quite funny tbf

/brit/ needs Reform

wanked down the stairs just now

sounds like a gay porn exercise for fruity wankers, I'm unimpressed

BREAK THE MUTHAFUCKIN RUCKUS

no more wanking no more vapes for me

Rorke I'ma give it to ya, with no trivia

me, and your girlfriend,
doing lots of stuff,
in my bed,
in my car,
and we do it up the butt

The only thing in life that still gives me a rush is watching an onlyfans slut taking BBC for the first time

many such cases

toby

Mad how Catholics have the Sistine Chapel and Protestants just have gay sex and a first class ticket to hell.

me, and my sister,
pooing in the tub,
in our beds,
in mum's car,
and she has to clean it up

Yma o Hyd

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doing a small but vital poo

don't think luther ever said anything about homo sex being permissable

what is this good intent thing im not clicking it

me, and the mousenonce,
posting lots of stuff,
here in /brit/,
there in /cum/,
and the janny's in a huff

Protestants = grown man and grown man having sex
Catholics = grown man having sex with little boy

you eat dinner at 4.45?

so all of you who own a car are shagging inside it constantly?

some nonce's Anon Babble clone where he can be the dollhouse master

hmm time for a cheeky early new is it?

so anyway, i've had enough of my life and wish it over.

It depends

mad how catholics think their fairy tales are more true because they paid artists to create propaganda for them

Imagine how smelly Rorke's bedroom is getting in this weather lmao bet the sweaty nonce hasn't opened the window once

you're desperate to fit in

New!

not that my life isn't already over in every metaphorical sense!

hm okayden:)

Why is everyone falling for Starmer’s soundbites

kys DTFIC

the darkness is consuming me

very strange behaviour unless you're 7 years old in which case off to bed with you

Turn the light on then mush

How so?

you wanna switch that up for some clarkness jah rasafari, i hopscotch and i fuck lots

second day on mounjaro lads

definitely noticing a change in apetite, taking me longer to feel hungry

I have sniffed a woman’s butthole before. It smelled musky like an armpit, rather than pooey.

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moving to Exmouth, Australia

Stupid FAT HOBBIT

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nice, you only need to take it for the rest of your life

that's in tanzania you fucking liar
snide

we'll see about that but it's better than being obese

Well we all need a rush in our lives

it's over for me
i have eczema
the doctors have given me two months to live

Turn that off!

word is bond

Mental how badly I mindraped you

yeah the catholic church famously not a place where gay rape happens

can't wait for the day these fat fucks stop taking their drugs and balloon back up even fatter than before because they didn't change their habits

rorke on the floor bleeding out because his phimosis got so tight it cut his willy head off

Godless runt, this is why you're a virgin freak who will wither away unmarried, childless and bald.

This will happen when you're in prison after you get outed as a nonce x

IMMA DO THINGS MY WAY, MY WAY OR THE HIGHWAY

weirdly bitter being mad at people for improving their lives and costing the NHS less

I'm getting my dick sucked by my italian gf right now tho

These niggas don't understand my pain over the eczema,
Nigga I'm vexed, I'm zezima,
Loud like a chesty cough, selling xmr

calm down christfreak

If we do not win, we will end up like South Africa.

licked a prostitutes vagoo and arse the first time i saw one because i thought it was expected, only after did i realise how grim that potentially was

holy projection batman!

when you call the story of Christ a fairytale

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been licking whore's fannies for years and never had a problem

would be better if they stopped being greedy cunts, eating shite and got off their arses and exercised. skinny jabs are a lazy, temporary solution and will solve nothing in the long run

a hell in of itself

Going to be HOWLING in God's kingdom when I look down and see you runts writhing in agony in the hell you have chosen

aaaaaah it burns, I couldn't resist wanking to tranny porn, noooooo forgive me lord

Eternal damnation means eternal, not "just for a bit"

any of you lads happy then?

all the evidence disagrees. NHS disagrees. stay mad.

wish I had a car to shag in

It was real. All of it.

Aaaaaah my terabytes of BLACKED content noooooo

Aaaaah this pain is eternal, my blood is boiling and vultures are scratching at my eyeballs!

THERE IS STILL TIME TO FIX YOUR GAY LIFE

stay fat

desert eagle his dick

shan't, as i'm on mounjaro x

if you mean happy as in gay then yes i am

What do people actually do outside?

doing a Raphire/Win11Debloat

just done a sport

Alri lads

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You're right

Not very Christian of you to say things like that, is it

racism lad on holiday to the usa

normie policeman manipulated a mentally disabled man into confessing to a rape and murder and was falsely imprisoned for almost 40 years

Mental how shit the police are in this country

this season was waaaaaaaayyy better than the shite last year

give your head a wobble little ninny boy

you seriously can't rub 2 brain cells together and come up with some ideas? ffs

state of you mate. I command you to go outside and fucking LOOK

don't think manipulating the disabled should land you 40 years myself

goes outside

people just milling about mostly with a dog on leash for the excuse of walking outside

Appetite suppressants are fab. Getting into bodybuilding is effectively a decision to commit to a homosexual lifestyle.

wagie couldn't be bothered to do the hard work of finding the actual killer so just pinned it on rorke, the local incel, and called it a day

based, i say BASED

imagine fucking an 18 year old all over the corsa back seats

UK moment :/

done him

Spread the gospel a lot?

even younger :)

*flies through the center of the earth at 1000000000000 mph and rapes your arse*

many are called, but few are chosen

UK beers are so weak now. Coors light in the uk is 3.4% but 4.2% in the usa. Same with carlsberg, bud light, stella have went down from 5 to 4.6% Kronenbourg down from 5 to 4.6%. A fucking joke.

italian gfberg tamping because I overcooked the pasta

get a clue and stop drinking swill then

Rorke raging that the woke is ruining his pint of Carlsberg

genuinely funny how this general devolved into a handful of mentally ill yanks pretending to be brits on vpns for some reason. the exact same thing happened to /bleep/

my boss said when he was younger he used to borrow money off people as a trust test, give it back with a bit on top and see which people would pocket it and which ones would say something. good move init

When I see you it’s on sight

who is more powerful?

me or you?

pretty sure /bleep/ was always like that
also one of the freaks from there (matthew zazueta) spammed /brit/ for a while

no man is born greater than any other; for his value comes from the value of his character

don't know where all this pedo shite came in all of a sudden about 2 years ago. is it genuinely honey pot shite or mentally ill yanks and israelis? fucking bizarre

Do you have a southern italian gf or northern Italian gf?

mousey was right about the proxy-yanks all along

give it back with a bit on top

that's just the cost of borrowing money
interest

Scromnning

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yank tranny janny discord pedo clubhouse raiders on vpns they do it for free

matthew zazueta

shiver running down my spine hearing this name

not reading that literal dissertation

yeh it was always like that but it got very silly near the end

What. A. G.

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ITS THE JOOOOOS

Fuck off rasheed

And why exactly are you suspecting the British flags of being Yanks on VPNs

reminder we can always go back to the sharty or bant and use IDs and working moderation to have good threads

Jew-hating is such a third world tier concept it’s actually insane that people as civilized as Brits could fall for it

nigga don’t be so naïve

most of it is an edgy gimmick
there are some actual nonces like gingeryank, the belgian and heatherschizo though

UK on track for driest spring on record with no rain in sight

it not looking good lads
brace for hosepipe bans

katy nursing a pg tip x

Big words for someone who is clearly of the devil

Bruh make it less obvious

from sicily

Fucking done those atheist cunts!

yeah gonna ban my hose spurting? gonna make the dust go away?

Jew-hating is such a third world tier concept it’s actually insane that people as civilized as Brits could fall for it

I’m actually sincere
I don’t like Israel because of their human rights record, not because they’re Jews.

Anyone who has actually met Jews IRL knows they are literally no different than any other people

Poo Rules Everything Around Me

edgy gimmick

it is literally all posted by heatheryank but he's no danger because he cannot move around without assistance

hate how the human brains always wants more and variety and novelty
fucking greedy it is

Catberg on a madone

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fell asleep in the garden

i don't even own a hosepipe

katy devastated by the news of a hosepipe ban

kek

sunburn status?

ever sling your salami up her arse?

the big cans sounds like a band name

If you are one of the following, you should be concerned. If two, major problem on your hands. Three? It's over. Not even trying to be funny, it's fucking SO OVER for you and things will NEVER improve.

1. Bald/Balding
2. Short (under 6ft)
3. Virgin
4. Fat
5. Skin is darker than pic related

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getting cucked by a tranny

new fetish unlocked

can't ban THIS hosepipe
*unzips dick*

you’re miles behind my research

might go bathhouse and get shagged up the arse. it's a day out really isn't it, something to do

I'm a fat virgin

oh deary me how will you water your garden?

my tranny fetish is actually the worst of all of them but i’d rather not say it as it’ll sound like a meme

yeah she loves anal actually

What does she look like?

Feel so bad for my brother kid try’s so hard with his a levels but always bottles it in the actual exam

What is it? I’ll believe you

dark hair, brown eyes, fairly tanned, short

about how you'd expect

Ever shag him up the arse?

Concerning

Grow up mate

watch your step kid

you have to use lube though right? can't just go in dry

i wish to be fucked by a passable black tranny with a monster cock while my gf watches

thanks sir!

I go in dry everytime me, one of the benefits of a small willard haha

1. No
2. No
3. Yes
4. Skinny fat
5. No
I AM CONCERNED

Big Barry Wood

dayum!

New

putting on the espadrilles and toe punting the neighbours cat

UM

handsome face is important. if you're handsome you can be slightly shorter or slightly fatter and still pull women

if you have less than a million dollars in your bank account you need to get the fuck off Anon Babble and start grinding, now.

ever come into his room at night and try to suck his dick while he sleeps

I am unironically 190cm not balding or a virgin but I do have a bmi of 27 bit of a chubster at the moment

that's another day of sitting at my computer mindlessly scrolling around random websites over and over and over and over on the books. wonder what i'll get up to tomorrow.

why should i save money if it’s constantly losing value? i should keep spending it on things with intrinsic value no?

poo for brekkie
poo for tea
poo for you
and poo for me

I'm a yank and I post with a yank flag.

Just about being real isn't it. own what you are

190!
190! 190! 190!!! Omg! How are you doing, buddy? How’s your niece?? Hope you and Aisha are enjoying the lovely beaches of Cyrmu (that’s Wales for you monolingual toads out there). Autism can be exhausting, so don’t forget to take care of your pet rock! Also make sure to buy a few more VPN nodes to stay posting, wouldn’t want you to alert the mods! Haha just kidding, man. You know best! You’re always so calm, cool, and collected, you don’t need me to tell you what to do. Alright, well, since you’re here, now the thread can REALLY start, it is always so boring waiting all day for you to show up. I know, I know, I shouldn’t be so impatient, you’ve only connected to about thirty proxies to spam between to catch up with the lads, but it’s the highlight of my day so I can’t hide my excitement. Anyway glad to have the pleasure of sharing the thread with you once again, 190cm Master Race. Cheers mate x

heard through the grapevine its all going to turn around tomorrow

how do you get fat being that tall, you must consume about 6000 calories a day

literally just sat here and I'm sweating like a pig

some proper fucking sickos on here

poo salad
poo eggs
poo roll fresh from greggs

Aussie dropping serious clues here today

good point as well though

didnt happen

just remembered sophie dee

imagine just burying your face in a downy soft pink little fannoise

like who?

Can remember watching a video of her squirting years ago and a bit of poo came out her bum

bombabic bunda

BMI of 27 is slightly overweight not obese. How did I get overweight? Eating chocolate and sweets of course

Or you could not tell people what to do, how about that?

New

Alright lads guess who's got the wine and beers in, wahey