/brit/

health bro edish

wtf sundara karma have broke up

one of the only good UK indie bands left, shame that

currently listening to aoe2 soundtrack

No I regret it but what she did to me was worse

If they’re good why do they sound like pakis

hes right about caffeine but for a different reason
adenosine needs to release from your brain or something otherwise the caffeine will make you feel like shit

My ideal afterlife is for me to pick where and wheb i get to reincarnate

Rererebelagainstit

wanting to go another round on this shithole rock

cant get steam to open in linux despite multiple attempts of googling
very frustrating this system. dont even want to game just talk to people on it

You know one of these two will die of ass cancer at 45 meanwhile my alcoholic grandpa lived to 101

no pakis here, just a few poofs

Listen to prog metal

youtube.com/watch?v=K-FrlY1EG_I

My first choice would actually be modern Australia kek

Ehahaha

French people are genetically predisposed to rich food and wine. Scottish people die at 40 unless they only eat oats and sheep offal

then you're a retard and you deserve your fate, godspeed amerishart

£7 for a kilo of mince. that doesn't seem right

1. Install a "just works" distro like Ubuntu or Debian if you want
2. Install the Steam deb from here: store.steampowered.com/about/
3. It should just work

Gas chambers online

does all this shit and is still a fucking pencilneck dork

I use my phone before bed, slam a big coffee pot as soon as I wake up, don't use any meditation or sleep apps or any of that and I'm much bigger and stronger than him
Has he tried not being gay

howling
what an idiotic reply
why are linux people like this

just reinstall another OS bro

post body

Scottish people die early because they’re miserable, simple as that. Italians and Spaniards and Greeks die late because they live on the Mediterranean and take naps every day and don’t work, life is amazing there.

How retarded would you say I am if I want to move to Australia while I'm alive today?
Don't get me wrong, I know Australia is a deeply flawed country in many ways, but I need a different set of drama in my life, and I would feel so much safer there.

Wow you sound so cool

The idiot is you. The only Linux download I see on the Steam website is a deb package, and they only work on Debian-based distros. If you're so stupid that you didn't realise you needed a Debian-based distro, that's your problem.

b-but i thought i could just install the flatpak from flathub

It's unofficial you fucking idiot

not an ugly smelly greebo so no thanks

What happened by the big embezzlement story you shared earlier on that was going to be big news?

Is this really Scottish cuisine?

Alri calm down virgin

can hermaphrodites fuck their own pussy with their own dick

feel like indie music peaked when it was the go to genre of art hoes, now they all listen to chappell roan and other such femslop

From 300kg attempt a few weeks ago, just missed it at the knees

CHD is one of the most common causes of mortality in Scotland, accounting for 11% of deaths.

music peaked in the 60s-90s, now it's just in decline

Idk desu. Life is shit everywhere i presume

hi lads
hows evryone doing today

not even using flatpak but rpmfusion
ima try flatpak and see if it works

A kilo of mince is what i call diego

indie music is massive in some parts of the world though
brazil goes doopin mental for it

Their body adapted to the brutal, grim and unforgiving life in the Highlands. They weren't designed to last that long.
If my research (Top Gear episodes) is to be believed, then yes.

fuck off

Human hermaphrodites don't really exist but I guess if you had a big enough clit you could probably shove it in a bit

Why are you dressed like a muslim going swimming?

like what? arctic monkeys?

oh........... okays....

I take pills to cure my scottishness

Trump, Sam Altman and bin Salman stood in a circle talking to each other in Saudi Arabia. Bizarre combination.

Bastard.

i'm doing amazing lad just had my morning shit thanks for asking

deadlifts

I'd collapse you with one punch
nah but for real, why bother with deads? Just fuck your back for gains you could get elsewhere

hah it now opens
just linux things i guess

do you like sertanejo

So just before hiphop and rap became mainstream? Bit racist that anon

hip-hop was mainstream in the 90s idiot

like 2 or 3 songs, in general no

Is sam a literal AI?

Mental how funny Trump is.

Don't push me 'cause I'm close to the edge

Kek

Only in america

ego lifters up their own arse like doing them

I saw it.

More like GayI

Fuck

The bar slides up my quads easier when I need to start hitching

sick of commonly filtered flags making news

Wattt?

*flies through the center of the earth to rape your arse*

the aforementioned work outside am doing, just got the little roof left

mental how trannies are goated with the sauce

Hows horseberg

According to the... It should be...

Mad to think I was best mates with a guy at university who ended up living with matey in the podcast. Small world

*enters /brit/*

Because deadlifts are a comp event and strong hip extension helps massively getting off the ground quickly for rugby league. I'll only push higher weights for specific phases, this block I'm not going above 200kg. 10 sets of 5 with 150kg and 45s rests yesterday

just sat on my chair vibrating rapidly for no good reason

bit hot

really enjoy scandi houses like this

And...

you accidentally got your cock in the bottom of the photo

Fuck off, Brit.

they look insufferable

they’re alri, one of them enjoys life a little too much
got a bit of a kerfuffle with our hay supplier but it ought to straighten out

brit niggas always so petty just congratulate the lad on his lift

Lazy bugger

Gta iv

LGBTQ = PAEDO

Mcdonalds

they're out in tight summer dresses

but he started off being petty and obnoxious...
read conversations before butting in you retard

Big strong man

Lasse

not quite AC weather yet, but it will be come thursday/friday

shant

just one gear on my fixie bike

Morning heatherpaedo, sleep well?

I was pointing out how stupid these health podcasters are when they talk about tiny minutiae despite failing at basic performance metrics
Chris Williamson is weak and unfit while spending all his time talking about how important minmaxing all these little aspects are that he really doesn't even need to think about. Just be fit and strong and 99% of things relating to focus, sleep quality etc will sort themselves out

*yawns loudly in your face*

Did all the artificial hype for this disappear once people actually watched it?

Hope that cunt has a massive fatal heart attack this year so all of his gay, performative health nonsense was a waste of time

I will beat you

Thanks for keeping us updated

why are brirs so chuddy!

Where is thw fuckong Camera, man?

brirs

I hate how these are called "munchy box" or in this case "crunch box", it sounds so childish and I can just picture some chavvy family who are all thick as pig shit ordering it over the fun

LUV A MUNCHY BOX ME, PURE LUSH

Need to die in a house fire asap

choonage

There must be a new cartridge in people’s heads

*bes a dickhead*

well rorke, your response?

M&S customer data stolen in cyber attack

Shoppers will be asked to reset their passwords as crippling hack remains unresolved after three weeks

reset data? I don't even remember the email used
forget it

The prophecy is true

I don't know if the authors even intended what this was actually about. The lad was just an autist who snapped after being relentlessly bullied and the police/psychologist were flapping around like retards trying to blame le manosphere and andrew tate when he'd barely even heard of them.

i changed my password as soon as i heard about the hack

Ah yes, all those skilled young doctors and engineers who can't affor a plane ticket

had a sip of water just then

banging cuisine

Food as a reason is genuinely mental. I can get sushi in any town in UK but theres about 20k japanese people countrywide

It was green

:(

fat white woman obsessed with immigrants

shocker

sorry x

Jesus christ

voices in my head

raping my arse with a brogue

had a sip of water just then

The retailer is racing to rebuild, repair and replace IT systems as it grapples with the fallout from a ransomware attack that hit almost a fortnight ago.

This sounds like they basically refused to pay the ransom and are instead replacing every server they have with new hardware.

Might set up a snack van in Syria, sell rolls and sausage n that. Banging cuisine

Blaster

MUH cuisine

It literally all boils down to that. It's absolutely baffling how leftist freaks seem to think it is IMPOSSIBLE to cook a curry without being Indian or make a kebab without being a Paki.

Japan has some of the finest French cuisine restaurants in the world and the entire fucking staff will be Japs because, surprise surprise, you actually can learn to cook something from a different country and be very good at it with practice.

only immigrants i want are female, attractive, between the ages of 18 and 30, large breasts, wide hips and will serve me like a master

Marks and spencers never negotiate with terrorists

cuisine

Kebab and curry isn't cuisine, it's just slop.

WoOoOoOoO

japanese can cook but brits dont got that dog in them

I got a slightly bigger dick than yours

Doing such things is racist in the West. You aren't even allowed to voice a cartoon character if you aren't the same race as them now.

Back to your Sandcastle

do you think so little of me?

leftist

liberal

my boss reckons that to cook in a japanese ramen shop you have to go to university and study, imagine studying 3 years to be a ramen chef lmao

Lad

Without importing millions of Italians I would never have learnt the wonders of macaroni cheese

no kebabs for you

are you really expecting valuable insights and basic critical thinking from a scottish mong on twitter?

They think it's a mad gotcha because they assume most people order disgusting Indian and kebab takeaways from pakis. So they assume if you hate immigrants you're just a hypocrite!

It's a very cheap gotcha stupid people do.

Harem

GET THOSE KOREANS IN I NEED A CUP NOODLE

thats an english dish

Yeah I heard it will take several weeks before their online ordering is back up. They are basically rebuilding all their systems.
Co op are still under sustained attacks and basically playing whack a mole

replacing every server

I have actually had sex so I'm not familiar with computers to this level but surely they don't need loads of servers to run their systems? Are there really that many M&S customers funding the online shopping system?

Couldn't you just have the server in some bloke's loft with a desk fan blowing on it to stay cool? It's not like Facebook or Amazon who probably have to handle billions of requests per hour.

Relax, all man here

Kebabs are greek anyway

they order shawarma from me

He is so fucking gay

basically

think i might have breached my rockstar NDA even though i only did 3 months of animation work for them

*makes a run for it*

greeks dont have culture

My name is Rudolf

surely you mean gyros

mental how smartphones just completely ravaged fertility in the world

toil wants me back in the office full time

put 15 min quick chat meeting in manager's diary

suddenly I can keep working from home

does the hot latina ever get naked yes or no

99 would give him all of my 3incher

At any rate

i didn't work on GTA 6 it was the GTA 4 remaster scheduled for the end of this year

Confused about this P Diddy stuff. What's he in court for? Being a degenerate cuck isn't illegal afaik

Reckon leftypol probably would argue that mudslime countries have more culture than greeks

Just been quoted £5600 for a family holiday in the Summer Holidays, fml

Man said he will grab a Sandwich while I was fasting

We dont call them that here. Cypriot greeks came in the 60s n 70s so kebabs have been around for a while

zesty

i have my issues with incontinence

Lokiii

Take the kids out of school early pay a £1000 while saving £2000 on costs

We don't have many gyros places here. They're all Turkish doner kebabs.
But in Germany it's the opposite.

Fuck off, bro.

die

fight fight

I have Viking Disease.

I am 71 year old

BASED

based

The flip out of the ring is smooth as fuck

If every server is fucked they'll have to replace them all. It probably is on the scale of millions, not billions.

hes too dumb to fight

All american culture is pornographic

you know who also has sex and has no idea about anything?
jeets
you cant fool us mr patel

Even bluegrass?

I start my fight and leave it be

i didn't work on GTA 6 it was the GTA 4 remaster scheduled for the end of this year

don't care, work on the well deserved RDR2 PS5 patch

Deep

where did you learn english

I think he's using text to speech

It spawned

Dire thread

Every spastic imaginable is here

egypsies dont have advanced technology like that

ktim, love starting arguments here and then ignoring replies

Good training, sir.

leafjeet is also here!

dtfic xx

We call it desk

tourettes syndrome

Yeah champ

Where?

He tried to force old money european alcohol empire jews to pay him and give him part ownership in their companies. Then this happened.

The idea is that he was forcing people into sex slavery by hiring paid prostitutes. There also saying he forced his gf on 10 years Cassie to be his slave but the prostitutes are now testifying she wanted to do it. Should be an interesting case but he's probably going away for a long time.

Stop it!!!

hymen is a ridiculous concept

Where did the beat go?

Alright well big day for me then I'm starting a bit of PTO

Wont have time to babysit you circus freaks much for the next week or so

Guess you'll jus have to take care of the thread yourselves

Try not to let the VPN spammer take over x

Hate knowing I have to get ready for work while there are people who pretend to be a spaz and get everything for free.

It's okay to say things Jews don't like

it's not

What did your Husband do?

hymen could break doing anything and some hymens dont break

hymens break at the prospect of the mandem x

got a decent flat I'm paying off, a secure job I don't hate, a gf who I enjoy being with, decent childhood mates I keep in touch with, an active social life at the weekend
and I still feel like I fucking failed in life absolutely hate brainberg making me feel like this all the time

prostitutes are now testifying she wanted to do it

Extremely reliable witnesses

Had I ps5

reckon I could knock you clean out lad

that's what katy told you? x

cock just popped up

some physical hymens break but did you break your ladys spiritual hymen does she even like you and think of you inside her

No lad

ancient egyptians were black its facts

get the bloody doctors, nurses and teachers over on the boats

This fucking douche killed me in minecraft

too late kek

inserting a supercharged uranium rod into my urethra

Mr Anderson

lol neets have no money to really enjoy life all the lies they spread claiming they do is just a massive cope

im not playing childrens games

It's not very obvious

the royalty?

I hate the Royal Mail so damn much. Two parcels by 1pm special delivery. One is in Manchester and not being delivered. The other was a 10:13 'attempted delivery', I was at home and the postcunt did not knock.

The amont of Cringe is impossible!!!

dogshit fucking thread
just heatherspam
bye lads

Ask Spain

bye lads

don't

Watch this next

youtu.be/znPJZK1lwaY

Here

A world without England

They're prosecution witnesses. Cassie herself will testify soon.

is it the alandalus

watched some anime

Oh

do you have a message

I need to change my accent

lovely day for the 3PM walkabout de lads :)

robot pylon thing at this construction site im wandering around just yelled at me and said it’s a restricted area

i know how

It goes down the toilet

Ekekekek

mmhmm

First look at Kate Mara and Rooney Mara in Werner Herzog’s new movie ‘BUCKING FASTARD’

The film is based on the true story of 2 inseparable twin sisters who live on the fringes of society.

What a zany name for a film!

Where?

we work hard. we play hard

first step to changing accent is to not ekekekek