health bro edish
/brit/
wtf sundara karma have broke up
one of the only good UK indie bands left, shame that
currently listening to aoe2 soundtrack
No I regret it but what she did to me was worse
If they’re good why do they sound like pakis
hes right about caffeine but for a different reason
adenosine needs to release from your brain or something otherwise the caffeine will make you feel like shit
My ideal afterlife is for me to pick where and wheb i get to reincarnate
Rererebelagainstit
wanting to go another round on this shithole rock
cant get steam to open in linux despite multiple attempts of googling
very frustrating this system. dont even want to game just talk to people on it
You know one of these two will die of ass cancer at 45 meanwhile my alcoholic grandpa lived to 101
no pakis here, just a few poofs
Listen to prog metal
My first choice would actually be modern Australia kek
Ehahaha
French people are genetically predisposed to rich food and wine. Scottish people die at 40 unless they only eat oats and sheep offal
then you're a retard and you deserve your fate, godspeed amerishart
£7 for a kilo of mince. that doesn't seem right
1. Install a "just works" distro like Ubuntu or Debian if you want
2. Install the Steam deb from here: store.steampowered.com
3. It should just work
Gas chambers online
does all this shit and is still a fucking pencilneck dork
I use my phone before bed, slam a big coffee pot as soon as I wake up, don't use any meditation or sleep apps or any of that and I'm much bigger and stronger than him
Has he tried not being gay
howling
what an idiotic reply
why are linux people like this
just reinstall another OS bro
post body
Scottish people die early because they’re miserable, simple as that. Italians and Spaniards and Greeks die late because they live on the Mediterranean and take naps every day and don’t work, life is amazing there.
How retarded would you say I am if I want to move to Australia while I'm alive today?
Don't get me wrong, I know Australia is a deeply flawed country in many ways, but I need a different set of drama in my life, and I would feel so much safer there.
Wow you sound so cool
The idiot is you. The only Linux download I see on the Steam website is a deb package, and they only work on Debian-based distros. If you're so stupid that you didn't realise you needed a Debian-based distro, that's your problem.
b-but i thought i could just install the flatpak from flathub
It's unofficial you fucking idiot
not an ugly smelly greebo so no thanks
What happened by the big embezzlement story you shared earlier on that was going to be big news?
Is this really Scottish cuisine?
Alri calm down virgin
can hermaphrodites fuck their own pussy with their own dick
feel like indie music peaked when it was the go to genre of art hoes, now they all listen to chappell roan and other such femslop
From 300kg attempt a few weeks ago, just missed it at the knees
CHD is one of the most common causes of mortality in Scotland, accounting for 11% of deaths.
music peaked in the 60s-90s, now it's just in decline
Idk desu. Life is shit everywhere i presume
hi lads
hows evryone doing today
not even using flatpak but rpmfusion
ima try flatpak and see if it works
A kilo of mince is what i call diego
indie music is massive in some parts of the world though
brazil goes doopin mental for it
Their body adapted to the brutal, grim and unforgiving life in the Highlands. They weren't designed to last that long.
If my research (Top Gear episodes) is to be believed, then yes.
fuck off
Human hermaphrodites don't really exist but I guess if you had a big enough clit you could probably shove it in a bit
Why are you dressed like a muslim going swimming?
like what? arctic monkeys?
oh........... okays....
I take pills to cure my scottishness
Trump, Sam Altman and bin Salman stood in a circle talking to each other in Saudi Arabia. Bizarre combination.
Bastard.
i'm doing amazing lad just had my morning shit thanks for asking
deadlifts
I'd collapse you with one punch
nah but for real, why bother with deads? Just fuck your back for gains you could get elsewhere
hah it now opens
just linux things i guess
do you like sertanejo
So just before hiphop and rap became mainstream? Bit racist that anon
hip-hop was mainstream in the 90s idiot
like 2 or 3 songs, in general no
Is sam a literal AI?
Mental how funny Trump is.
Don't push me 'cause I'm close to the edge
Kek
Only in america
ego lifters up their own arse like doing them
I saw it.
More like GayI
Fuck
The bar slides up my quads easier when I need to start hitching
sick of commonly filtered flags making news
Wattt?
*flies through the center of the earth to rape your arse*
the aforementioned work outside am doing, just got the little roof left
mental how trannies are goated with the sauce
Hows horseberg
According to the... It should be...
Mad to think I was best mates with a guy at university who ended up living with matey in the podcast. Small world
*enters /brit/*
Because deadlifts are a comp event and strong hip extension helps massively getting off the ground quickly for rugby league. I'll only push higher weights for specific phases, this block I'm not going above 200kg. 10 sets of 5 with 150kg and 45s rests yesterday
just sat on my chair vibrating rapidly for no good reason
bit hot
really enjoy scandi houses like this
And...
you accidentally got your cock in the bottom of the photo
Fuck off, Brit.
they look insufferable
they’re alri, one of them enjoys life a little too much
got a bit of a kerfuffle with our hay supplier but it ought to straighten out
brit niggas always so petty just congratulate the lad on his lift
Lazy bugger
Gta iv
LGBTQ = PAEDO
Mcdonalds
they're out in tight summer dresses
but he started off being petty and obnoxious...
read conversations before butting in you retard
Big strong man
Lasse
not quite AC weather yet, but it will be come thursday/friday
shant
just one gear on my fixie bike
Morning heatherpaedo, sleep well?
I was pointing out how stupid these health podcasters are when they talk about tiny minutiae despite failing at basic performance metrics
Chris Williamson is weak and unfit while spending all his time talking about how important minmaxing all these little aspects are that he really doesn't even need to think about. Just be fit and strong and 99% of things relating to focus, sleep quality etc will sort themselves out
*yawns loudly in your face*
Did all the artificial hype for this disappear once people actually watched it?
Hope that cunt has a massive fatal heart attack this year so all of his gay, performative health nonsense was a waste of time
I will beat you
Thanks for keeping us updated
why are brirs so chuddy!
Where is thw fuckong Camera, man?
brirs
I hate how these are called "munchy box" or in this case "crunch box", it sounds so childish and I can just picture some chavvy family who are all thick as pig shit ordering it over the fun
LUV A MUNCHY BOX ME, PURE LUSH
Need to die in a house fire asap
choonage
There must be a new cartridge in people’s heads
*bes a dickhead*
well rorke, your response?
M&S customer data stolen in cyber attack
Shoppers will be asked to reset their passwords as crippling hack remains unresolved after three weeks
reset data? I don't even remember the email used
forget it
The prophecy is true
I don't know if the authors even intended what this was actually about. The lad was just an autist who snapped after being relentlessly bullied and the police/psychologist were flapping around like retards trying to blame le manosphere and andrew tate when he'd barely even heard of them.
i changed my password as soon as i heard about the hack
Ah yes, all those skilled young doctors and engineers who can't affor a plane ticket
had a sip of water just then
banging cuisine
Food as a reason is genuinely mental. I can get sushi in any town in UK but theres about 20k japanese people countrywide
It was green
:(
fat white woman obsessed with immigrants
shocker
sorry x
Jesus christ
voices in my head
raping my arse with a brogue
had a sip of water just then
The retailer is racing to rebuild, repair and replace IT systems as it grapples with the fallout from a ransomware attack that hit almost a fortnight ago.
This sounds like they basically refused to pay the ransom and are instead replacing every server they have with new hardware.
Might set up a snack van in Syria, sell rolls and sausage n that. Banging cuisine
Blaster
MUH cuisine
It literally all boils down to that. It's absolutely baffling how leftist freaks seem to think it is IMPOSSIBLE to cook a curry without being Indian or make a kebab without being a Paki.
Japan has some of the finest French cuisine restaurants in the world and the entire fucking staff will be Japs because, surprise surprise, you actually can learn to cook something from a different country and be very good at it with practice.
only immigrants i want are female, attractive, between the ages of 18 and 30, large breasts, wide hips and will serve me like a master
Marks and spencers never negotiate with terrorists
cuisine
Kebab and curry isn't cuisine, it's just slop.
WoOoOoOoO
japanese can cook but brits dont got that dog in them
I got a slightly bigger dick than yours
Doing such things is racist in the West. You aren't even allowed to voice a cartoon character if you aren't the same race as them now.
Back to your Sandcastle
do you think so little of me?
leftist
liberal
my boss reckons that to cook in a japanese ramen shop you have to go to university and study, imagine studying 3 years to be a ramen chef lmao
Lad
Without importing millions of Italians I would never have learnt the wonders of macaroni cheese
no kebabs for you
are you really expecting valuable insights and basic critical thinking from a scottish mong on twitter?
They think it's a mad gotcha because they assume most people order disgusting Indian and kebab takeaways from pakis. So they assume if you hate immigrants you're just a hypocrite!
It's a very cheap gotcha stupid people do.
Harem
GET THOSE KOREANS IN I NEED A CUP NOODLE
thats an english dish
Yeah I heard it will take several weeks before their online ordering is back up. They are basically rebuilding all their systems.
Co op are still under sustained attacks and basically playing whack a mole
replacing every server
I have actually had sex so I'm not familiar with computers to this level but surely they don't need loads of servers to run their systems? Are there really that many M&S customers funding the online shopping system?
Couldn't you just have the server in some bloke's loft with a desk fan blowing on it to stay cool? It's not like Facebook or Amazon who probably have to handle billions of requests per hour.
Relax, all man here
Kebabs are greek anyway
they order shawarma from me
He is so fucking gay
basically
think i might have breached my rockstar NDA even though i only did 3 months of animation work for them
*makes a run for it*
greeks dont have culture
My name is Rudolf
surely you mean gyros
mental how smartphones just completely ravaged fertility in the world
toil wants me back in the office full time
put 15 min quick chat meeting in manager's diary
suddenly I can keep working from home
does the hot latina ever get naked yes or no
99 would give him all of my 3incher
At any rate
i didn't work on GTA 6 it was the GTA 4 remaster scheduled for the end of this year
Confused about this P Diddy stuff. What's he in court for? Being a degenerate cuck isn't illegal afaik
Reckon leftypol probably would argue that mudslime countries have more culture than greeks
Just been quoted £5600 for a family holiday in the Summer Holidays, fml
Man said he will grab a Sandwich while I was fasting
We dont call them that here. Cypriot greeks came in the 60s n 70s so kebabs have been around for a while
zesty
i have my issues with incontinence
Lokiii
Take the kids out of school early pay a £1000 while saving £2000 on costs
We don't have many gyros places here. They're all Turkish doner kebabs.
But in Germany it's the opposite.
Fuck off, bro.
die
fight fight
I have Viking Disease.
I am 71 year old
BASED
based
The flip out of the ring is smooth as fuck
If every server is fucked they'll have to replace them all. It probably is on the scale of millions, not billions.
hes too dumb to fight
All american culture is pornographic
you know who also has sex and has no idea about anything?
jeets
you cant fool us mr patel
Even bluegrass?
I start my fight and leave it be
i didn't work on GTA 6 it was the GTA 4 remaster scheduled for the end of this year
don't care, work on the well deserved RDR2 PS5 patch
Deep
where did you learn english
I think he's using text to speech
It spawned
Dire thread
Every spastic imaginable is here
egypsies dont have advanced technology like that
ktim, love starting arguments here and then ignoring replies
Good training, sir.
leafjeet is also here!
dtfic xx
We call it desk
tourettes syndrome
Yeah champ
Where?
He tried to force old money european alcohol empire jews to pay him and give him part ownership in their companies. Then this happened.
The idea is that he was forcing people into sex slavery by hiring paid prostitutes. There also saying he forced his gf on 10 years Cassie to be his slave but the prostitutes are now testifying she wanted to do it. Should be an interesting case but he's probably going away for a long time.
Stop it!!!
hymen is a ridiculous concept
Where did the beat go?
Alright well big day for me then I'm starting a bit of PTO
Wont have time to babysit you circus freaks much for the next week or so
Guess you'll jus have to take care of the thread yourselves
Try not to let the VPN spammer take over x
Hate knowing I have to get ready for work while there are people who pretend to be a spaz and get everything for free.
It's okay to say things Jews don't like
it's not
What did your Husband do?
hymen could break doing anything and some hymens dont break
hymens break at the prospect of the mandem x
got a decent flat I'm paying off, a secure job I don't hate, a gf who I enjoy being with, decent childhood mates I keep in touch with, an active social life at the weekend
and I still feel like I fucking failed in life absolutely hate brainberg making me feel like this all the time
prostitutes are now testifying she wanted to do it
Extremely reliable witnesses
Had I ps5
reckon I could knock you clean out lad
that's what katy told you? x
cock just popped up
some physical hymens break but did you break your ladys spiritual hymen does she even like you and think of you inside her
No lad
ancient egyptians were black its facts
get the bloody doctors, nurses and teachers over on the boats
This fucking douche killed me in minecraft
too late kek
inserting a supercharged uranium rod into my urethra
Mr Anderson
lol neets have no money to really enjoy life all the lies they spread claiming they do is just a massive cope
im not playing childrens games
It's not very obvious
the royalty?
I hate the Royal Mail so damn much. Two parcels by 1pm special delivery. One is in Manchester and not being delivered. The other was a 10:13 'attempted delivery', I was at home and the postcunt did not knock.
The amont of Cringe is impossible!!!
dogshit fucking thread
just heatherspam
bye lads
Ask Spain
bye lads
don't
A world without England
They're prosecution witnesses. Cassie herself will testify soon.
is it the alandalus
watched some anime
Oh
do you have a message
I need to change my accent
lovely day for the 3PM walkabout de lads :)
robot pylon thing at this construction site im wandering around just yelled at me and said it’s a restricted area
i know how
It goes down the toilet
Ekekekek
mmhmm
First look at Kate Mara and Rooney Mara in Werner Herzog’s new movie ‘BUCKING FASTARD’
The film is based on the true story of 2 inseparable twin sisters who live on the fringes of society.
What a zany name for a film!
Where?
we work hard. we play hard
first step to changing accent is to not ekekekek
housemate called me weird for tanning in the back garden
why is that weird
What is it?
Ignore them
was it naked tanning?
loli lick
going to make a covfefe
Do you guys wanna go bedsick?
Sven…
en.wikipedia.org
Twins are mental desu
As its summer, I decided to measure the length of my testes, finding them to each be 2.5" long. Next I shall tie a weight to my testicles (they float) and measure how much water they displace to calculate their volume. Despite their gargantuan size, I am am obese, low test, have no facial hair, and am a beta male.