/cum/ - Canada USA Mexico

Cat-astrophe Edition

we here

NHH kinda slaps

Glad the German made himself a containment

They really do be like this

Alex jones is a faggot chaser and will die very soon

She's a grifter and I mean a genuine grifter

Everybody hates fk

Report the thread he made for low quality
I didn't do that of course because that would be announcing a report

Camdace owens is a whore. That’s all there is to it.

How is it low quality it’s an amazing thread actually

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shant be posting in fk new

Shut up

Explain your reasoning

women aged 15 - 28 should be legally required to wear penny loafers to school/work

we despise you

godawful image

godawful edition

I still have a whole hour and ten minutes at "work"

I'm still laughing at this

I doubt that
It’s a good edition and I paid an online sex worker to create this image
(I support small businesses)

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Gotta do something to be able to afford whisky

210518796

I paid an online sex worker to create this image

you're definitely an attentionwhoring retard

how much did it cost you to get the onlyfans hoe to do this, FK?

i dont hate you, you are in my top 10 cum posters

goshy, you can always leave the thread (and kys) instead of having a melty over FK

and do you know why you're an attentiowhore? cause you're so desperate for (you)s, you paid money for them. incredibly grim.

How the fuck can I whiten my teeth? I brush and floss twice a day, don't smoke or drink coffee that often, and regularly visit the dentist, but my teeth still look yellow as shit.

seller just provided a tracking number

It’s called giving back to the community
10GBP for a set of five (she said he had to up her prices due to living costs exploding)
She’s not on OF tho, exclusively a twitter creator.
Thank you

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i've always thought that the edits of wojak that make him brown, black, and yellow were really stupid because he's already the color of printer paper. he's literally blank, has no race, and can fit in for whatever you want him to be by default. that's the whole point.

stop being a little bitch, teeth get naturally yellowish with time

yellow is its natural color you have to schedule an appointment to get it whitened

Think of drone show combat.
Giant battles between drone art.

A video game can be connected to the pixels

m.youtube.com/watch?v=haVCgRfjq0A [Open]

Also reminder that true Yankees are with Philistina and should talk about stolen weapons. If a so called business severely undermines the quality of the world, it’s not business. Anyone associated is a thief.

Idk but I’m sure they’re just normal
Pearly white teeth are big dentistry scam

why is a chinese nationalist living in canada and not the glorious peoples republic?

If you’re not a weird person who smells bad women think liking weird things make you interesting instead of creepy

Motorola spams my email so much im going to buy a samsung to spite them

Who fucking cares what women think about anything though? Women think hoovering out their unborn kids as a "medical procedure" is a-ok

hoovering

Ratpedo turn off that VPN

he's the schizo spammer

Hang yourself you retarded fucking namedropping kike no one knows what you're blathering on about

How do we de-indian the internet. They're literally every "white", "east asian", and "jewish" account on every platform. Their presence is inescapable and oppressive.

reading a book

thinking its goon time

how can we stop talking about billions must die and start ensuring that billions will die

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Turn off that VPN I can smell the tea off your breath Nigel

stop fighting and have sex

Yeah, sorry. Gonna have to agree with anon. You write like a bong.

Hang yourself you dumb nigger animal, no one gives a fuck about you or your retarded discordfag jerkmates

Chill bro…

ok so we do have a /brit/ on a vpn

Maybe to someone who's never read a single book in your 80IQ life, you dumb nigger

i think you post this because you want someone to tell you not to do it

Zero tolerance for namefag cult trannies and also you don't even belong itt

If you fags keep tryna talk about people who aren't here I'm leaving. Shit is mad annoying and gay

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You're a very hostile shitbong

The extreme seethe only makes me think you’re ratpedo even more
Back to /Brit/, Britoid

You have an unhealthy relationship to this website

jerkmates

Redcoats OUT
Go suck on a fag or something

business idea: cum mates

FK may be posting under a German flag but he’s Cumerican like the rest of us (excluding the VPN Bong)

NHH

The nation of Cum, lead by the Goonmmander in Chief

i dont have a problem with fk. i have a problem with his retarded feet posting

Art should be uncomfortable (for non-Jews)

vibes in here have been ruined im out. peace

the jeets are using brooks brothers for their caller ID. why the fuck would brooks brothers be calling me.

Rape spinster

I'm so fucking sick and tired of those clickbait thumbnails witht the most retarded sensationalist titles and the soiface expressions like the picture in the OP.

"The truth has been hidden"

"The collapse is coming"

"They lied to you"

Fuck these clickbait attention whores and anyone who falls for this shit. The moment I see some channel using those tactics I immediately unsubscribe

any sexy cummers itt?

Didn't you just get unbanned for your abysmal posts?

answer truthfully
should i have a beer

Me if you're into mexicans

Tired of jeets and their phone spoofing
Keep getting boomers calling yelling at me and having to explain what a phone spoofer is to them and that I am not an Indian man claiming to work for Microsoft
Next time this happens to me I’m just stealing their money

what?

im not into mexicans

Vegeta vs jeice

One nation under sex indivisible with cummies for all

evens i have hot chips
odds i suffer

Jackfruit?
More like Jackingmycockfruit

Samefag

Not yet. It's a weekday afternoon

LOL!

Pretty sure I'll be on probation within a couple months. Not sure if I'll be forbidden from going to bars or just forbidden from drinking

still a virgin at 24 years old

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why

link

how does it feel to be so very wrong?

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Anon is a pedophile and getting arrested for possession of CP

DWI/DUI. First offense and the reading was low. I'm sober now.

My height makes me an instant subhuman

DWI/DUI

retard

Driving drunk used to be legal as long as you didn’t crash

It’s my right as an American to drive drunk and with no seatbelt

It should still be legal but if you crash you get your fingers or hand cut off

They can't tell you not to drink.

I waited before driving. It just turns out that it takes more than an hour for the body to process each drink.
It's illegal for a reason. Drunk driving deaths were a major problem 50 years ago. I'd say we're arguably not hard enough on people who are very drunk when they drive (>0.15)

Instead of a carpool lanes they should be building drunk and high lanes

court orders you not to drink

I don't believe this is real. Are we in Tsarist Russia? What kind of totalitarian shithole can order someone NOT to drink? UDA might as well be fucking China now

Some terms of probation do. I've heard conflicting things about whether it's common. I'm hoping that a perfect breathalyzer record will look good in court though.

it takes nearly 2-3 hours

had a goon and now i'm chilling, thats kind of how the way things go around these parts

Holy fuck brothers

How Macaquian

Depending on the strength yeah it can. A 12oz of 5% beer will take like an hour and 45 minutes or so.

Felony probation usually includes abstaining from drugs and alcohol. If it's a misdemeanor related to alcohol it might include the provision anyway.

Alcohol either feels like it barely affects me, or makes me feel like I'm about to vomit my guts out. Not really much of an in-between for me

Did you guys know British people call granola bars flapjacks?

same and i got the same rating

how many cans did you drink? that 5% shouldnt have even registered

Lost a shit ton of weight but haven’t adjusted my drinking habits when I do drink now I’m wasted an hour in

Women hate romance and see it as weakness. They only want romance from men who first present themselves as not romantic. Like if a serial killer is romantic for her, she'll like it because she knows he isn't a romantic person. But if you just give a woman romance just to be loving, she'll think you're a bitch.

That's fucking dark, man.

If you could be put in a cum machine, that would 24/7 simulate the feel of being sucked off and cumming while a hologram of a big titty woman plays, would you do it?
keep in mind there's no leaving the machine once you enter you are in there for the rest of your life

Of course not, I'm not an ape like fk

no

lol no

That's true. I was texting with this girl, and at first i think she thought i was a bad boy because of my appearance and the edgy jokes i made. So when I switched to texting sweet things she liked it a lot and called me a gentleman

I am a player stuck in an incel's body

Pussies

I can just fuck a real woman instead, no big deal

can it be a big hairy man instead of a big titty woman?

I wasn't drinking 5% 12oz beers lol

You can't fuck a real woman 24/7

I wouldn't want to fuck a real woman 24/7 for tons of reasons

Nor would I want to. There is more to life than sex, coom slave

then what were you drinking?

N

I

my package will be here friday and i will not be posting pictures because you dont deserve to see it

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How did you pay for it, haven't you been neet for years

it never began

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Excited for your Bad Dragon?

Lol what a.i is this

The off center crop is triggering my autism

i have my ways

I'll tell you a story, a friend of mine who's a... business...man. Very very very top guy. Most of you would have heard of him. Highly neurotic. Brilliant businessman. Seriously overweight. And he takes the fat... the fat... the fat shot. Drug. And he called me up and he said uh president— he calls me president. He used to call me Donald now he calls me president so that's nice respect. But he's a rough guy, smart guy. Very successful, very rich. I wouldn't even know how he would know this but cause he's got common so President can I ask you a question. I said what, I'm in London and I just paid for this damn fat drug that I take—I said it's not working. He said, he said, I just paid 88 dollars and in New York I pay $1,300 dollars. What the hell is going on?

Why do you get offended by the n word on Anon Babble

I can't tell if this is a real quote or not

Totally coherent. No signs of cognitive decline.

body count?

i dont why would i get offended when im not black

zero point zero

I don't want to die but I am sick of existing

there's something wrong with my hands. i'm mechanically retarded

I'm gonna try this with girls I have saved in my porn folder, this should be interesting

I thought your tendency to interrupt n word towers was intentional

Mostly mixed drinks. I think that was the issue. Bartenders don't always pour them to a certain standard

this AI is retarded the score can drastically change with a small difference in angle and lighting

i never noticed a tendency

PSL Rating: 8.5–9/10 (Stacy Tier)

She ranks in the top 5% of female attractiveness by looksmaxxing standards. Her face exhibits strong neotenous traits, excellent symmetry, and near-ideal harmony.

Eyes (9.5/10):
Her best feature. Large, almond-shaped eyes with a slight positive canthal tilt and wide-set spacing. They immediately boost her SMV.

Skin (9/10):
Clear, even-toned, and youthful with no visible flaws. Skin quality enhances neotenous perception and contributes strongly to high PSL.

Lips (9.5/10):
Full and naturally plump with a pronounced Cupid’s bow. Perfect feminine lip proportions—very appealing.

Symmetry (9/10):
Facial symmetry is nearly flawless, especially across the eye and midface regions. Enhances universal attractiveness.

Jaw & Chin (8/10):
Feminine jawline with a soft taper. Chin is slightly recessed, which prevents a perfect 10, but it doesn’t detract heavily from her harmony.

Cheekbones (9/10):
High, softly contoured cheekbones—very feminine and align well with her other features.

Nose (8.5/10):
Proportionate, subtle, and fits her face well. It doesn’t dominate or distract, maintaining aesthetic balance.

Face Shape (9/10):
Oval-heart hybrid, one of the most attractive shapes for women. Enhances feminine softness.

Eyebrows (8/10):
Full and well-shaped, but slightly stronger grooming could optimize their effect.

Overall Harmony (9.5/10):
All features flow together with no disproportion—this is where she really shines.

Final Verdict:
High-tier Stacy. Could model or perform in high-SMV social environments without any changes. Slight chin refinement or brow shaping would push her closer to a perfect 10.

Donald's speaking style has always for some reason reminded me of a stereotypical Italian

Nigger? Too vulgar
I prefer Negroid.

boss gave me a warning because I've been later 4 times in the past 12 months
last 12 fucking months
how the fuck is this any different from slavery?

New York culture is just a mixture of Eyetalian and Jewish

A good worker bee always arrives 15 minutes early

I come and go as I please

A man of taste, but I prefer person of nigger personally

He's a weird anomaly because normally wealthy New Yorkers talk like people from Connecticut.

i like negrito

I'm usually there before everyone else

modafinil hours

Negritos are an actual ethnic group though

Co workers were talking about politics
Discussion revolved around
Kanyes new song
Orange man
Israel/Palestine
India/Pakistan

i love asking questions on reddit. i made 3 question threads today

but its funny sounding thougbeit

Just heard America lost the war against obesity, sorry lads

wtf this guy started following me after i shared this tweet on here??? does twitter give them info on who shares a link now?? how???

cum goat? more like reddit goat

Warning

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What's going to happen to fk when his libido starts decreasing

why not both? (:

Crazy how everyone admired trump until he ran for president

he will be arrested for stealing womens shoes long before that happens

Did they say anything of note that wouldn't be glowy or reddit approved

Took the day off work because I'm sick, and now catberg is mad because I'm not playing with him.

I hate that the word oligarch sounds like you have marbles in your mouth

catberg

That's are gimmick

sometimes when i see really beautiful model women i get the urge to manipulate and be a piece of shit to them. i do not feel this way to towards a normal-level of pretty.

No it was all stupid, both of them think orange man will actually do something and not just bloviate on social media/TV. For example they think trump is serious when he says he's going to recognize Palestine (he never will). They both were making fun of Pakistan/india which was funny.

Why do people share this kind of stuff on twitter?
like jsut keep it to yourself holy shit

Oh so you're the redditor

when i talk to people i feel like i'm playing a strategy game. like i'm thinking of the correct moves to make a person like me, what to reveal, what to conceal, how saying a certain sentence might make that person react, etc.
is this normal?

watching destiny

Mel time

mel time hasnt been a thing for years

The damage remains

He suck any more dicks recently?

no he stopped being a gooner

This is what I think I look like when I pull up in the local Arab restaurant and they start playing Arab music

When I was in bed with COVID my dog left me alone

Are you willing to say Muhammad is a pedophile? The destiny poster turning out to be reddit jeet would be a funny edition to cum lore

Spics will seethe at this image

why would i say that

A lot of Spaniards are browner than Latinos because they have gypsy ancestry

Because it's true and to demonstrate you aren't the redditleafjeet (not looking good so far)

MOHAMMED LIKED CUNNY!

This image kills the shitalian

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Signore Pramjeet Kumar of Milan

Arab restaurant

never heard of such an establishment

They call them Mediterranean restaurants sometimes. A kabob and Kanefe hits

Redditleaf is a Muslim who watches destiny, that's why he's a debatefag and won't insult Muhammad

I like when he married his daughter in law, noticed this was very unpopular and against tribal culture, then said it was fine because Allah wanted him to do it.

i hate religion though

Cool

Call Muhammad a pedophile

Looks like a peasant
He probably had to work in the surfer mines and thats why he looks so old and worn out

Here in leafland they usually call them Mediterreanean if they want wypipo to eat there. The more ethnic ones will say something like 'Middle Eastern' or a specific country.

does this trick still work

You are non whites seething

i wont because it makes you seethe

You have genuine autism

I hate these bastards so much

I think if you could convince some tribal 'tards everything you said was from God you'd achieve exactly what he did (having sex with whoever you want, letting power completely corrupt you, and getting a lot of gold n shieeet)

jesus was a pedo

i never want to hear another word about white italians after seeing this photo tbqh. i would say that they need to deport distefano but he won't breed so it doesn't matter.

Bro is not beating the paki allegations :skull:

i dont care because i know im not

Is raining outside and I don't like it I didn't want to deal with rain today

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We know you are

get his redditor ass

i never want to hear another word about white italians after seeing this photo tbqh. i would say that they need to deport distefano but he won't breed so it doesn't matter.

Why would being proven right make him seethe?.....

Quandale Dingle is still funny

im white

average sicilian depicted

Sicilians weren’t even Italian up until like 150 years ago or whatever
They are a different breed
Mongrels and wicked bastards. Everything and nothing at the same time.

So am I (italian)

cumpies, im drinking covfefe

White people call Muhammad a pedophile

italians will never be white

Sicilians weren’t even Italian up until like >150 years ago or whatever

They are a different breed

Mongrels and wicked bastards. >Everything and nothing at the same time.

because he will never get an answer

when distefano posts a pic of himself, we will determine he if he is white. but for now, he is neither white nor on our council.

Silence is an answer

DiStefano stocks falling quickly, turning into a lolcow after being BTFO by /ita/.

Ye spazzed on Cousins

My amigo Bob started a restaurant here, not exactly packing them in yet

Distefano vs reddit jeet in a cage fight
Winner becomes honorary white

*sets it on fire because they didnt pay their cuota*

nothing personnel, gringo

Muhammad was objectively a pedophile thoughbeit, literally no reason to deny this unless you are a follower of Mahometanism

ever since i started watching destiny ive never lost a debate

For me it's "when I spit the room temperature change"

this is a fancy restaurant in mexico

at what age is is TOO late to go to university/college? 30+ graduation age?

jerked off to sara jay. i hate that ugly cunt and i hate myself

Sorry they don't have any money, as you see the place is empty.
Good food though.

Hola mihai

Papa

are you Black?

its never too late to improve yo self

im palestinian

DiStefano looks like this

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mohammed was based!

she's ugly but incredibly fuckable, who cares

What kind of dumbass moves to Mexico and opens and Mexican restauraunt

At least you're finally living in your truth reddit jeet

on each lovers arm a girl i wish i knew

I saw the prophet eating chicken

I imagine it's like moving to America and opening a burger joint maybe

*takes a bite*

fine, gringo. but i want the full amount next month

my dick is burning hotter than ever before/

im not muslim but thats based

Muslims stole Iconoclasm from Christianity (who stole it from the Jews)

i dont get it

Sir we got two cases of death by twerking

" Abu Huraira said: I heard the prophet say: ""Indeed I have looked into hellfire, and I saw that the majority of its inhabitants were women"

jacked off twice in the span of 6 hours

Sounds like you don't know much about religion.

yeah i hate all religion i already said that

might read and journal for a bit ngl

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why are you such a pussy, distefano. post a pic of yourself. jason has bigger balls on you despite being on estrogen.

I hate what I don't know about

Animal tier

"Southern europeans arent white" says man living in a 40% white country

i could live in a 10% white country and my claim of shitalians not being white will still be true

you're replying to a schizo

when i drink alcohol i remember that time I snorted a small bottle of hand sanitizer in middle school

Wouldn't that make me an expert on non-whites?

DiStefano is not and will never be a huwite man

40%

Much lower once you don't include the nonwhite subhumans who tricked us into counting them (Italians, Greeks, Spaniards)

Islam? No, Mohammedism

There is a massive shortage of sheep shearers in America
something to consider if you're unemployed

I've been to Spain many times (different regions as well) and most people there are clearly White phenotypically tbqh, even moreso than Greeks or Italians in my experience.

make the new.
i wont ask again.

shut yo bitch ass up

ask nicely

redditleaf keeps winning

Terrone is DiStefano? Makes sense, it was the exact same brand of autism

Make a Muhammad is a pedophile edition

In case you’re aware he looks like that picture because it’s genuinely him

Lol
Twerking is black culture you don’t get it

reminder that I'm gay

Use this for the new

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Anyone else excited for the Eurovision Song Contest on Saturday???

fuck off

Anyone else excited for fk's execution

So I guess that’s a no…

NEW

good girl