/brit/

32nd SS Volunteer Grenadier Division "30th January" edition

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I don't seem much difference

mindrapes billions of people

Only Hitler and Muhammad have done it like this, but enjoy calling him a big dummy leftypol.

rachel starr - don't pull out 4

aura

Kier Starmerism is a kind of last stand of implicit British identity.

I love her so much, that I don't even want to have sex with her (she is a 27 year old virgin)

did many poos today

In Dubai you cannot drink tap water you have to buy bottled water

Dubai removes all electrolytes from imported bottled water

When you drink the bottled water you get more dehydrated because it has no electrolytes

it's so hot there you are sweating all the time so sweating out salt/electrolytes

so you drink water to replenish but it has no electrolytes since it's basically just distilled water

Everyone in Dubai has an electrolyte deficiency

to fix this people buy himalayan salt and grind it up and add it to their bottled distilled water

lol okay that's a new one

you got a 2:1 from university of boring bastard

don't remember asking

i need to be made into someone's bitch

it gets a bit doxxable after that la aha

im a licensed ricky martinologist and ricky martin's song "living la vida loca" is about gay rough sex at a night club where he gets a rectal prolapse

proof?

the lyrics "Turn me inside out, livin la vida loca" that's the dead giveaway

see

Is it normal to feel less of a man if you didn’t join the army

only 90s kids will get this

Should I switch to glass jar mayonnaise from the squeezy bottle ones

cannot recall enquiring

yes thats why men join

deary me

any bum shagged man in?

see

indeed

just want a job that's right rough the corner from me and i just walk round and i spend all day typing on a keyboard and then i go home. is that really too much to ask? WHY MUST I SUFFER SO

New Pope's a Ye fan

nth for the baddiedem

have no recollection of querying

Lady Gaga - Born This Way

the tune

the pabdenic made young men post on Anon Babble instead of going down the col mine

cameras still do this orange numbers thing?

holy based

the what now

So you feel it too

see

many people are saying this!

What’s the consensus on who won the India-Pak war? Both sides are claiming they won.

the pabdenic

wtf everyones posting here when we didn’t even reach the bump limit

Remembe Covid? What the fuck was that all about

heard some absolutely trashy brits on a bus today
they were talking about doing a “stag do” in Tenerife

yhn pabdenic

Omddssssss fucking boomer alert

yeah im in the sas

no

pabdenic

Was a silly lark

They were English. Please.

couldnt imagine having all those phone in my face and not looking like a retard

yeah he literally just said that mate

prob just a setting, eddited it in or they used a boomer camera

all brits are english all english are brits it’s no difference to me

part of me misses it cuz there was no traffic. going outside was really nice during the pandemic.

whats wrong with that

Where can I get relatively cheap, smart clothes? I don't have a big budget, but need to start dressing more age appropriate

Thot Audit

Super Straight

It's Okay To Be White

Hatreon

Murdoch Murdoch

Xurious

Oh.

love Bradleying my own posts

matalan

garlic bread?

M&S

george

Are you a dumb boy what was your point of confusion?

George

one of them gonna fall from a balcony

fashion nova

all brits arent english

Started choking on my party rings reading these

No he's correct

what are they then?
don’t say like Scottish as that isn’t a thing
That’s England too

Just a fucking kid...

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ok

randomly found a label a few years ago that's extremely reasonably priced but all their clothes are top quality and fit me perfectly and look much posher than they cost but i never tell anyone what that label is cos if i did every cunt would shop there

need one of you to ring me and tell me that everythings alright cos im freaking out right now

jocks seething

he looks asian this is proof that british people are not white

I'll do it, post your number

Knew you were a cowardly bitch yes boy crawl back to your peat bog

Give me a bell mate

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baited for this response

someones fucking car is fucked, alarm just going off like its jammed down every 20 minutes
might be doing a cheeky 2am window smashing, methinks

M&S Autograph range

M&S online orders are STILL offline
It's a fucking disgrace

bocchi the rock style wank has just occurred

Shite bait

What does he see in her?

I don't respect people with brown eyes.

You won't believe this lads but Lindsay Lohan just bloody messaged me on Instagram. She's using some unverified alternate account but I can see it's her in the photo

Imagining some random guy getting a phonecall right now

alri, you from /brit/?

mug balanced on railing = confidence and fine motor control

i can't stress this enough, dear friend... get a fucking clue.

scraniel

Need Hiro need to update Anon Babble with the Saltire x

went into the local co-op yesterday. looked like a soviet era moscow bakery

toilbergs wife has an absolutely impeccable rack of knockers on her, always turns up at the office tarted up too corr looks like pure filth

She's using some unverified alternate account but I can see it's her in the photo

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reminder phones have worse battery life in hot countries

ment into aldi today. looked like the graden of eden

clue needed

Maidstone x

best be sharing shots

mad how you had to specify on top of the kebab, what kind of subhuman freaks put the sauce under the meat

my toilbergs have all been divorced so I've been robbed of seeing a big titted toilberg's wife
saw one's ex-wife once but she was small titted and looked aggressive

goyruntslop

why do wives appear at the workplace

shes a total cunt and has a permanent fake nice passive aggressive tone to literally everyone, even her husband tbf. defo a shallow bint but everything about her screams sexo

big boy butt in lacy panties

ffs how did it come to this lads

it's a sign of a runt company
very unprofessional
same with dogs in the office

rorkes warnings went unheeded for too long

I add salt to my water here

same with dogs in the office

OY VEY

this is me getting a clue
bab = peng

once again, no!

no but not very far actually x

of course, it wouldn't be fair on /brit/ not to

mate i genuinely got a doner and chips with the sauces all over the chips and the meat on top of that the other month. the chips were essentially a burger saucey potato paste by the time it was here
other times they've sent it with no sauce on and just one pot of sauce on the side despite me ordering two things you get sauce with
the place i order from got taken over by new people in january, it was upsetting

literally every company i've worked for has had a directors wife working in accounts doing fuck all and getting paid out the wazzoo

might invest in Pelage Pharmaceuticals

rorke getting stopped at dubai airport after attempting to smuggle in a case of evian

mental how easy getting away with crimes used to be
you’d have to be a proper fucking retard to get caught doing anything pre-1970s

True for the most part

tits and a willard you say?

still is today mate
one of the lads in this general is the batman rapist of bath

tesco subbed my real bacon with turkey bacon
what am i in for when i fry this up for lunch tomorrow?

Washed my hair almost 4 hours ago and its still wet

tits and a willard
tits and a willard

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turkey bacon

in the west you see many parents content with only having daughters just mad just very weird

a tasty and nutritious snack

bacon but its turkey

need a dehumidifier

if they did this to me i would have thrown that shite back into the delivery driver's face

pretty sure people are content with simply passing on their genetic lineage regardless

I ate poo so you don't have to

it's kind of like deli turkey but more artificial, also you can eat it without cooking it

woke bacon or woken as i like to call it

I love med girls

never tried it
never seen it in shops
best decision was switching xmas turkey for goose
must tastier bird
turkey awful
cook the potatoes in dripping goose fat
this is the way

every woman in history has passed on their genetic lineage, it's more impressive when a man does it

based goose enjoyer

grandfatherberg swore by it so was all i ever had growing up

*rolls around in a pile of poo*

any sweetcorn in it?

love turkey
don't understand people who say it's too dry
when would you ever have a turkey roast without loads of lovely gravy and apple sauce and cranberry sauce and bread sauce

The survival of the white race is the most pressing issue of the 21st century.

Without Nordic blood, the earth will spin through the void devoid of intelligent life as it did billions of years ago.

We need a white planet. The racial, folkish conception of history and life is correct.

would google this but 90% sure it's a trannard so i'll skip it

i woke up and felt bored i predicted the world will end soon so i will just wait patiently until that day comes

sure but i don’t think birds or monkeys care about their kin’s gender unless there’s a surplus of one or the other
i’d only be upset about having all daughters if all the men in their generation were freak losers with no prospects, meaning they’d have to marry downward

brown people overcook it because they don’t actually know how to cook (checking internal temperature)

lowkey some of kanye's tweets had a point

every woman in history has passed on their genetic lineage

what are you talking about retard

Got the The Wrestler (2008) on

good post

Quite a dry country yours innit? Probably because it's Bahrain lol
little joke for the lads on this monday night x

the greeks got on alright back in the day

Great movie
Very sad
Was one like it recently too
The Iron Claw
Man that movie is sad

NHH

I don’t get it thus it isn’t a very funny joke is it

might name my kids after different fruits
for example, i could call one graham norton!!!

lush

search it up, back in the bronze ages only 1 in 20 men would procreate and even now in all regions of the world, you can see that maternal haplogroups are more varied than paternal haplogroups because a tribe of men would come and kill all the men of an opposing tribe and have children with the women

um, can he post the titch

sourcing my bitches from clappers direct

Rolo milshake down the hatch

turkey steak?
dont talk wet

ropes are an underperforming candidate, and i am alan sugar

thought the nutritional jew would make you have one steak, interesting that its so healthy

*climbs the eiffel tower and does a massive poo off the edge*

been looking turkey breast fillets for ages now and there's none about. does my bap in.

just saw a scruffy looking pakistani man whisk away two young blonde girls into his beat-up Peugeot

only 123 calories per steak
would need to eat all four to have a proper meal

had 4 separate people this month tell me that someone they know was asking about me and saying how much they like me (platonically) and it feels bad because i still want to die haha

its true tho innit

Taking a very sudsy bath
Soap and bubbles everywhere haha x

dont eat meat because i have empathy and dont want to support highly intelligent birds being raise in a 5 foot square cage until they're raped to death age 10 weeks

Just have it with a lovely salad and some couscous you spacker

i don't believe in pennies and nickels
and dimes and dollars and pesos and pounds and rupees and yen and rubles
no dinero

lovely joke hun x

Would you support them being reared ethically to be eaten?

corrr

highly intelligent birds

so you're alright to eat chicken then i take it?

where do i buy raped chicken

The Greeks were white with light hair and eyes.

still need to watch that

no you need at least 1300 calories for a proper dinner

Dirlewanger

84 friendly deaths
22 thousand enemy deaths

Wow

Favourite Germanic rune lads? Tiwaz for me.

You know when you get a fly (proper fly not a hoverfly) in the house but it's one of those flies that doesn't make any sound when it's flying around
That's weird innit

Interesting. Jamie, pull up the birth rates on screen for me

Yes, certain animals

It's better than Turkey but all meat should be kept to a minimum especially intelligent meat

Strong. Secure borders.

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PLAYBOY GIRLS
SO MUCH SEXY

European birthrates are hardly better

chickens aren't intelligent meat, so you should be completely okay with eating them

thread quality's taken a notable dip since the chan came back and I suspect it's from posters from the other british threads moving here

sounds like your struggling mate

who's he?

English birthrates
0.6
English Indians birthrate
3.2

no you need at least 1300 calories for a proper dinner

sir border enforcer

Could fix that in an instant if I was in charge of Japan. Just put a hard limit on the number of hours that can be worked per day, making it illegal to go past that number, and you'd fix the birth rate immediately.

remember some fat hambeast of a teacher back in school losing it because girls had taken to wearing playboy branded stuff, in hindsight she was probably right to be fuming

English Indians

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Anon Babble serfdom

skill issue

i'll never have sex

Don't think I could ever be a man who wears loafers

why are you eating like this at 10PM on a Monday

need you exterminated

Why are surprised that vermin breed more?

Hope it was the worth the lamb being tortured by dirty pakis then having his throat slit for ten minutes of pleasure - You're almost certainly supporting Middle Eastern men raping white teenagers too

headphones picking up static from the thunderstorm

never say never chaps x

mad that sabu died before abdullah the butcher

Odd that all of my ancestors had a better life than me

Don't give a fuck about lambs

It's sad how Europeans could have quite easily completely depopulated Africa and India between 1700-1945 and settled them with Aryans. We are now paying the price.

I wish she never said never

clue desperately needed

sabu literally JUST retired too. my mum always says that retirement = death and i'm starting to believe it. feels like so many people's body's just give up once they lose that purpose.

here

just cos it's so nice and i have no food in

pretty sure this place is greek owned now. idk what they do to lambs or white teenagers tho. probably heinous acts if they aren't british

You really don't you fat mong

wow i didn't know he was still alive
so fat bastards can live a long time huh

that's not true. your mum had to raise a fucking cretin and it's ruined her life.

did you see his last match? he took some fucked up bumps

this nigga is dating justin viber

idea for a james bond title

'one poo is never enough'

well why does the calulator say I do then dickhead

didnt' know the uk had pro wrestling fans

genocide is good when we do it

AAAAAA NO DON’T WHITE GENOCIDE ME THOUGH!!!

too many fat people around these days
get them rounded up and into the fat camps NOW

blud is waxing lyrical

self replicating biomass machines

It's bolox

you better believe it

Indians

BLYAT

Whites are a higher race

Well I've been eating 1500 calorie dinners every day for years and I'm not fat

Leeds fan, 23, in coma after falling from tree during promotion celebrations.

lol

pussy of a certain age

90,000 at summerslam 92 at wembley

bring back fat club

What's your height and weight

need to bring back that show with that gay that was really mean to the fatties

fresh

5'7 15 stone

I saw Men on a Mission vs The Mounties at Royal Albert Hall in the 90s

that sounds very gay and third world like
i consider the greatest part of western culture to be our knack for non-violence toward lower species of life
leave Africa and Asia to the Africans and Asians, who cares for them, really?

Kanye Was Always Based

yorkshires smartest man

whipped out the flat sheet
it's over for duvetlad

Why not?

you never heard of the dynamite kid?

Amen

That's enough info to dox me since my height is quite rare

not any more eh

greatest part of western culture to be our knack for non-violence toward lower species of life

That's a Christian weakness.
Ancient Aryans made non-whites into helots.

alri warwick

Okay so you're fat

I’ve just cancelled my Sky Sports and TNT Sports I was paying £64.95 EVERY month, if anyone knows a better option for all the sports for less, send me a dm, I’ve been looking at EE TV with their broadband.

thinking of doing the same tbqh

those weak christians conquered the entire world

Still is.

Just watch it for free

£64.95 EVERY month

the ancient aryans also were an entirely different race who did nothing but ride carts and horses all day
we aren’t the same as them anymore. accept it and move on.

Ancient Aryans were defeated by Medieval Aryans

lol

I'm not
fuck you

virgin island was triggering and upsetting

was it entertaining and worth a watch?

no

We are descended from them.

make a new thread please I need to make an incelpost

Don't be offended lad. Only pulling your leg. ;)

yes

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