Trap edition
Fell for it:
/med/ + frens
That's not a man, right?
whats wrong with that
oh no, i've fallen for this trap
haha who could've seen that
not me lol
God I love traps
I am falling
Hook, line and sinker.
I woke up with a bad stomach ache.
My magyaristic nigga can't stop creating zesty threads
AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Not me, I'm fine without mentally ill slags thank you
I fell for it once, never again.
Big weekends are over, time to wage.
Based
I fell for it once, never again.
This you?
The UK is going to be hotter than Malta, which means we are definitely a Med country
you burn red like a tomato though
We're going to be having a rather wintery week.
we are definitely a Med country
We have known that for years due to Catnigga's proselytism
when did goth stop being goth and start being le quirky black lipstick, dyed hair, and hoodie?
poor lad
Basically, I keep warning fellers against mentally ill pussy but they don't listen.
Not all goths are mentally ill, I think.
I'm usually fine if I can build up a tan. But if I haven't built up a tan in a while and I spend too long in the sun then yes I will burn.
I see
True
le quirky black lipstick, dyed hair, and hoodie
You say that like it's a bad thing
I think he just won an acting award so he's probably not doing too badly in life
But all mentally ill are goths...
You say that like it's a bad thing
to each their own, but it's not the 'real' goth thing
where are the elaborate corset dresses and such?
Incredible things are happening in Skyrim right now.
do not take drugs
I will never understand things like that, there's plenty of porn on internet, why fill your games with sexual content?
This is not how Todd intended his game to be
Despite being cockblocked by my arms, I had a rather nice sesh despite bench being shit like usual. Tired my arms out so I thought I was going to have to lower weight on db ohp, however, I instead managed to add a rep on the first set, definitely increasing weight next sesh. Also increasing weight on unilateral triceps extensions next sesh.
That's a female you cunt (love you broski, no offense).
Imagine her forcing you to kneel and lick her unwashed hairy pungent snatch. Haha, that would be so gross, haha. *blushes*
too late
(You)
Imagine her forcing you to kneel and lick her unwashed hairy pungent snatch. Haha, that would be so gross, haha. *blushes*
stop, I can only get so erect, it's scaring Aela
here, I owe you a (You)
That's a female you cunt (love you broski, no offense).
Is it? I once asked and the malteser suggested it could be the other kind of "trap"
I'm all good, I just took a bigger dose than I am used to.
dose of what substance
Also, I was told by a personal trainer today that I would also make a nice personal trainer. I just said I would not. There's no way I can listen to all the bullshit they have to listen to for hours on end every day. Like you get the most retarded ass nigga taking classes from you and he won't shut up about his bullshit schizo theories.
Zesty ass nigga.
Thanks for the (you) doe.
Is it?
I think so. However, in the world we live in we may never know who truly is a male or who is a female.
Simple as.
This is not how Todd intended his game to be
Are we sure about that?
Why the hell isn't extraflags working?
what are you a narc?
Being a personal trainer has to be nice, not a physical job, can make bros with your clients and may even get some pussy from your female clients
Or even a way to get money on top of your salary
tell me. you know you want to
not using the bw of the gf to do zercher squats
NGMI
even get some pussy from your female clients
Wasn't there an article about an israeli dude who banged like 80 of his female clients reposted like 10 times every day on Anon Babble for a while?
I could never fr no cap.
Or even a way to get money on top of your salary
Meh, I'd rather spend my free time chilling instead of getting a second job. I can't complain about my salary and I don't think personal trainers make that much in Hungary.
As you wish, I was just thinking of the advantages of the job
Why don't you become a pt? You are mentzerpilled as fuck. That's RARE in our days.
youtube.com
Gothic thread, Gothic banger.
Why don't you become a pt?
Wouldn't work, I don't have the charisma
You are mentzerpilled as fuck. That's RARE in our days.
The more I read about that guy, the more I realize he was completely right
No weights listed
Suspicious
Is this a realistic body goal if I start lifting.
i detest this astroturfed jew nigga
gives great advice
does literally the opposite of said advice
Love him and Nippard too, simple as. Too bad he's one of the most schizo fitness youtubers out there. And Nippard is annoying as fuck.
I'm ashamed of my bench (it was shite).
Db ohp: 1x10+2x9 20 kg
Unilateral triceps extension (no attachment): 3x11 10 kgs
db lat raise (with bent arms) 3x4 16 kgs
tfw no Anna gf
It isn't, that bloat isn't realistic without abusing PEDs.
lmaoooo
Would I fall for this trap?
With pleasure
Of course!
I like to imagine that when philosophers had any disagreements, they would solve them in a ring, wrestling.
Also it rained suddenly, such a nice feeling.
jeets finally reached my region
We didn't know how good we had it...
Anyone dedicated enough to an aesthetic it takes over their life isn't completely sane either.
Maybe. Enjoy the horde.
Maybe you'll get some Indian restaurants in your area. Personally I'm a big fan of Indian food
I hate boomers.
They're trickling in for now but I see more and more.
I'd sacrifice indian restaurants if it meant less migrants. Same for any other 3rd world cunt.
You just hate your dad.
Think about your grandpa, he's a real boomer and he's nice!
Nigga that beartrap is about to behead me
jeets, nafris and negro migrants all work in low skill construction work and food delivery
Kinda funny how we naturally developped a new slavery system.
He's a silent gen chad (based).
You are right though. But I still hate old people for what they have done, simple as.
That was the goal all along.
Local media is currently soyjacking over an apparent Maltese great-grandparent of the Pope's.
It is a metaphor for her vagina dentata ready to chop of your glans if you are naive enough.
What will happen in a couple of generations when they have kids who will have voting rights.
What have they done?
Indeed, now we see if it was really worth it.
I can say that it was not.
What will happen in a couple of generations when they have kids who will have voting rights.
They didn't think that far.
vagina dentata
My ex gf had that but it only hurt herself.
Let me tell you about the Spartans.
They had so many slaves that they were afraid of sending their army away because a revolt could happen at any time.
By trying to become the jailers of their slaves, they became trapped themselves.
From my experience, the best ethnic restaurants are the ones staffed by locals kek
Sushi, Mexican, Italian, kebabs, every single one of them near me.
You don’t need migrants to eat good food.
I'd sacrifice indian restaurants if it meant less migrants. Same for any other 3rd world cunt.
I guess I don't see migrants as an inherent problem.
You don’t need migrants to eat good food.
True. But restaurants run by migrants can have dishes that nobody else local to you is offering at the moment.
I guess my stance towards migrants is "whatever". My main concern is that people obey the law. I don't really care if someone is a migrant or not.
the best ethnic restaurants are the ones staffed by locals kek
That's racist, only ethnic people can make ethnic food
Portugal needs 1 more million immigrants to heal that racism you have
Bro this is the whitest ass comment I've ever read.
Seriously, you should be granted American citizenship and given a house in Minnesota.
I'm in love with russian and kazakh men, they all look so good
tfw no
Why the fuck hasn't it rained in like 3 months.
The heat wouldn't even be that bad, but there's no break from it, it's just uncomfortably humid all the time now.
It was supposed to rain this afternoon, or perhaps later in the evening. So far, no sign of rain.
That's a very nice way to put it.
I guess I don't see migrants as an inherent problem.
Famous last words.
My main concern is that people obey the law.
There's a big correlation between people who don't obey the law and migrants.
t. loves the hustle and bustle of the big city and authentic gutter oil indian delicacies
What have they done?
Things
I'm not going to make a list, as I get mogged by veneto when it comes to dissing boomers
It rained for pretty much the whole of November and December here - and then it was like someone turned off the tap and it suddenly stopped.
When the soft rains fall on Malta, think of my parched corpse lying broken on the sun-cracked earth.
We've had plenty of rain this winter. I hope the weather holds so that I can go out and do my walk.
We’re in dire need of brune to dish some sense into these immigrant loving gommies.
fascist scum
brekkie status: eaten
posts a simpson screencap
I miss him so much bros
Anon Babble is going to drag us through hell and back during our Eurovishite show, and we deserve it.
Thai bussy must be mad good for him to be there for so long.
He probably thought it would be a nice little detour to climb the K2 or something, based lad.
Literally my thoughts...
Naive medlings come in and forget this is chud territory
Vgh...
He'll post a pic with /med/ drawn in piss in the snow.
There's a big correlation between people who don't obey the law and migrants.
I don't know how much of a correlation there is in that respect, but there are still plenty of criminals who aren't migrants. So maybe the problem isn't migrants and instead it's criminals of any background.
Miss Brune
I want her to destroy me like how the Goths destroyed Rome
A lot of migrants get naturalized and get the nationality so in that sense you're kinda right.
Focusing on immigration isn't enough, having strict laws and justice is paramount, and that for everyone.
The sky cleared up, at least. Yesterday was a bad case of thick, suffocating overcast(?; Ċlampu).
with a strap on?
I meant as in convincing me to make poor life decisions, not as in destroying my anal canal
what about fucking your mouth with a strap on? Some strap on dicks can even ejaculate, you can drink chocolate from her dick
There are white criminals too of course. But anyway. It's interesting that nearly everyone on Anon Babble is very anti-immigration.
The "local population produces criminals" argument is funny because it is true, yet somehow some people try to use it as justification to import more. Ideally you try to minimise a problem, not worsen it.
Ideally you try to minimise a problem, not worsen it
But what about the food? Increase in criminality is a price I'm more than willing to pay if they bring their food with them
Kek.
Talking about /med/ders we have not seen here in a while, I really miss Turkbro aka Effendi too.
The time for arguments is over with pro-immigration people, at this point they are just traitors plain and simple and they desire to bring harm to their own people. This should have more consequences than just a polite "I disagree".
I'm not necessarily pro immigration, I just don't care about it as an issue that much. Sure maybe immigration levels shouldn't be really high because you might get a lot of people who have very different values. But I think some level of immigration is okay. Sometimes immigrants have valuable skills.
if you don't want more immigrants then tell agricultors to stop using slave labor. they are the one bringing immigrants in to work in conditions no local would ever accept
Just remembered that a short-haired American tomboy from the Deep South will never say "nice shootin', Tex" sarcastically after I fail to hit a single target while firing her pawpaw's old varmint rifle for the first time.
At least that's a story we can pretty sure had a happy ending. He was on track to graduate with a great degree and had achieved romantic success with an attractive German woman.
I actually have a working theory that once you have a certain amount of sex, you're no longer able to perceive /med/ anymore. It's sort of like how children lose the ability to see faeries because they stop believing in them.
I'm trying to back up this thesis with hard data, but so far no accredited institutions will grant me the funding to test it.
I actually have a working theory that once you have a certain amount of sex, you're no longer able to perceive /med/ anymore.
portuchad is still here though
Yes, cheap labour importes deserve the rope just as much as the multikulti cheerleaders.
importers*
Free flights to Haiti.
Only counts if it's with human females, and - according to his own words - Portubreeder has been sexually ensnared by as succubus from the infinite layers of the Abyss.
Plot twist:
Portuwife is the one who is a human. Portuchad on the other hand is an incubus.
That would explain why he thinks about sex, porto wine, vidya, and bacalhau, and nothing else 24/7.
Time to leave for my walk, lest that storm does arrive and ruin everything.
Is your name Tex? I thought you were Nigel...
for magyar
got me
he lost his chud powers losing his virginity with a brown queen tho
this desu
total farmer death
on top of ruining our soil with pesticides and abusing their animals then they bring thousands of ngubus to pick their onions so they don't need to pay anyone a proper salary
all that to get ripped off by supermarkets when they're the ones who hold the goods anyway
greedy brain dead twats
how can you ruin such a beautiful profession
makes me MAD
tomboy from the Deep South will never say "nice shootin', Tex" sarcastically after I fail to hit a single target while firing her pawpaw's old varmint rifle for the first time.
Just had an intense Until Dawn flashback hit me. I heard the exact intonation Hayden Panettiere used.
Mmmm, those high heels. So lickable...
Based take, they're retards but they're our retards so everyone has to go along with it.
Haven't you already shared that mp4 once already? Maybe it was not you, but I too will repost my og comment.
Bareback sex with left and middle (while they are on the pill)
Bareback sex with right from dusk till dawn (while she is not on the pill)
That would be an interesting plot twist. I suppose we should not put him beyond suspicion until we have the opportunity to test or trick him into disclosing his demonic heritage.
Just because I am British does not mean I am called Nigel. This is the kind of subtle anglophobia I've been trying to warn everyone to look out for.
Still waiting for that latest installment of the Dark Anthology series (the space one). It's the only horror series of games that I actually enjoy.
Sniffs for Hayden Panettiere.
I think you mean "unprotected sex"
Hello fellow /med/ers.
sl**nesh
mfw heretics have infiltrated this cuntree
it's so over...
Good day med am back from the cagie, only 3 and a half days
Todays driving lesson was terrible, the car seized so many times and I did maneuvers badly
What do you mean by "seized" ? You mean you stalled ?
yes
If I were you I'd pass the automatic car license
need big hairy med bear who can cook tasty food to fall in my trap
my crystals haven't manifested one yet
No I want manual. Besides, today I just didn't sleep good
It's like taming a horse, it takes time.
Do not give up - if my reports are accurate, cars turn you into a total chick magnets (women like being driven around to different places, such as sushi restaurants and Miley Cyrus pop concerts).
Well hang on with the clutch pedal and learn from your mistakes, I don't have to deal with it now that I drive automatic.
it's not that difficult it just takes time to master
I'm fucking retarded and I got my license first try
dont get nervous and lift ur pedal from the clutch slowly till u get used to the car ur having ur lessons in, driving classes cars are used a lot so sometimes their clutch gets a bit fucked
latest installment of the Dark Anthology series (the space one)
I'm not afraid of being in space, being among women though is scary.
Storm? What storm?
my foot in a bear trap
See neighbour's van driving my way
We are on greeting terms
Raise my hand to greet
It was not my neighbour's van
She is putting on so many layers of clothing, this is not practical.
Saw this dude in a tree during lunch break at the cagie.
Did they greet back ?
To make matters worse, his hand was raised. I think he was on the phone.
I suspect practicality wasn't her main concern
factory supplier is delivering the structure for mounting my server today
am at home
drive to factory to pick it up
drive home
unpackage everything
get ready to assemble
forgot the tools to assemble it at the factory
No way I'm returning to the cagie just to pick tools right after driving there just to pick this thing up.
look at this dude daydreaming of his diy he forgot the tools lmao
This can wait till tomorrow
Currently debating if I should get a cheap 22 inch lenovo monitor to productivitymaxx and used it as a second screen.
It's on sale and is only 65 euros so I think I should get it.
Thank you for the encouragement anons
If you're afraid of women, then why do you choose to live in a country full of attractive Greek girls? Do you not think this is a bit hypocritical?
Goth feet mentioned.