/cum/ - Canada USA Mexico

Fact Edition

first for sex with spinny

i just won

Need a Lebanese GF

where's texass?

I won 3rd place in a sales contest and can’t decide if I want to take the prize (inclusive trip to Mexico) or the cash equivalent of $2500 (net) WWYD?

youtube.com/watch?v=wFNr9FnpZBk

'sup faggoritos?

N

I have yet to see a white skinned person (non-trans, non-business kike) who like AI generated slop

i just flew into the thread and boy are my arms tired

Ywnbaw

hello handsome

CUT THAT BITCH OFF! NEXT CALLER!!!

be me, 19

>first year electrical engineering major
>think I might be on the autism spectrum, maybe ADHD too, but never diagnosed
>was introverted in high school, tried to be more extroverted in college, succeeded socially
>grades tanked, ended up on academic probation, Fs in major classes
>focused more on social life than academics, made some friends
>roommate sucks, not friends, sleep schedule got messed up
>used THC first semester, liked it, made my mind run
>eating and exercising was better at college, liked walking and running high for exercise
>semester gets worse, get obsessed with a girl, friends slowly pushed me away because of it
>became BADLY sleep deprived started walking around campus late at night believing in weird stuff
>ended up sleeping in a random girl’s dorm room thinking it was for me
>cops called, got sent to hospital instead of police station, diagnosed with brief psychotic disorder
>inpatient at Day program for a week, no electronics, just left with my thoughts; spent Christmas at the hospital; parents cryed
>got prescribed meds (Benadryl for sleep, Zyprexa/Olanzapine for psychosis)
>hated the meds, made me feel sleepy and out of place; not a fan of meds
>I got diagnosed have Schizoaffective disorder a few months later
>now on Propranolol, Zolpidem, and Olanzapine
>never been in therapy before this
>stressed about future, worried about not having friends when I go to new school
>some friends blocked me after the psych episode, embarrassed about stuff I said/did; sad i lost some people; cry about it sometimes
>see people post their best moments of the year, feel like shit for missing out, could’ve been there
>want to get back on track, but feel like motivation is gone
>need a job, need motivation, just feel like lying around all day
>what do?

I spank them all

the trip to mexico is better

i am NOT reading all of this

Dude thi story could have been three sentences

take the cash and spend it on a trip to jp or tw

r*tard

I ain't reading allat nigga
Probably autistic tho

has anybody in this thread ever managed to actually have sex
if so did it live up to your expectations or no

the meds cocktail has killed your drive

Sounds gay! Next caller!

so far, it has never been worth it.
but i still strive to have more

yes
it's okay but not as good as devil may cry 3

Loveless sex is worse than jerking off
Making love is pretty nice but even then it gets old because pleasing your partner feels like "work" over time
I always say the best thing about having sex is learning to devalue it (at least of the loveless sort)

ive had sex several times with 3 different women
I would say it lived up to the expectations

Yes
Yes but my expectations weren't high

i only make love

It's pretty nice but it's not the "omg my life is ruined if I never do this" experience people think it is.
I've never been in love though

Do you have a support network?

None of them are your girlfriend so I know you didn't

Going to pollo loco for some tortilla soup

Become a gay escort on rentmen. That's just my two cents

thanks for my daily dose of attention

sorry no tortilla

Thread theme
youtu.be/mpW3C_k0WMY?si=XD5l11x9jKCgJkqz

Have you had sex and did it live up to your expectations

No, I'm a virgin, which is why I asked

I'm going crazy, am I really alive?
If everyone follows, will we ever survive?
I sometimes wonder if I'll get out dead or alive
Dead or alive

Used to be too blind to see
Destroying things in front of me
People stare and ask me why
Will I get out alive or will I die?

Why are you suddenly using caps and punctuation

post a good song that i've heard before but haven't heard in a while

youtube.com/watch?v=UuzA4U1njO8

youtu.be/BwbHW8MeHDU?si=O2LZzNKCTBELNsFY

feel sick after eating such a big piece of cake

Be unsick....weak ass nigga

Stay strong

thanks
no thanks

Breakfast.

THC

It's over, your brain is ruined.

HOLY DRAGONS KEEPERS OF TIME
RIDE BRAVE THE BLUE SKIES AND SPELL MY EYES
FLY BEYOND THESE HILLS RIDE ON THE WIND
THE WISDOM OF THE KINGS

i don't believe in the holocaust
and i don't believe that faggotry was widespread and common in ancient Greece and Rome

Plato spoke out against faggotry btw
this is a fact that makes jason seethe

You're a brown indio pedophile.

get his ass

Humiliation ritual meal

you're right2

strawberry pineapple actually a good combination. (just throwing random leftover fruits together for smoothies whenever I run out of enough fruits for a whole strawberry smoothie etc)

I usually get the 4 piece chicken meal with rice and Mac n cheese and flour tortillas and green and red salsa

This

If I were a Supreme dictator, I would make it so if a fast food joint runs out of an important menu item the manager and franchise owner are sentenced to death by firing squad.

educational purposes

what did he mean by this

those who are ignorant of history are doomed to repeat it

we should repeat that part of history though

Why is my country FILLED with crazy people?!

the better question is how any sane people are left

very interesting community you got, LGBT freaks
youtube.com/watch?v=yJlwxFmjQvs
youtu.be/c69Rz19vqIw

it wasn't widespread or common, and they were considered disgusting freaks

I'm not crazy, you're crazy.

I race in my Camaro to this
youtu.be/fyKWArpq-Fk?si=gRn6pbCbQ2tPlzLt

being straight is illegal in the united states

it is. I tried to be straight and the evil foids made me dress up like a girl, a total humiliation ritual

is anyone else going to Edmonton Heritage Festival in August

omg dude no way we gotta link up when I go there

Do you call your significant other's parents by their first name or Mr/Mrs. [insert last name here]?

Wtf kind of surname is "Sununu"

I say senor and senora

if someone from Anon Babble will actually meet me irl at this festival (I think I will only be able to go on Saturday THOUGH) I'll buy you a meal of your choice I've been trying to have an Anon Babble meetup for years

Neither, just mom or dad

Damn Ale you really turned a new leaf

They sacrificed animals in ancient Greece. Not everything they thought was 100% right.

Mr and Mrs by default unless they tell me otherwise.

I usually get the guacamole stuffed quesadilla and two tacos Al carbon

Not everything they thought was 100% right

Never met anyone who thinks the Greeks were a bastion of morality through and through

I live by alberta but I think it's still like an 8 hour drive to edmonton or something, it took forever to get to calgary it felt like

anti greek posts are anti white posts

What's wrong with that?
How is it any worse than killing animals in a slaughter house?

Do you support the ancient Greek practice of throwing undesirable babies off of cliffs?

A baby doesn't have consciousness

your significant other's

not reading your post
the greeks were the greatest civilization to ever exist and its anti white jewish slander to say otherwise

the greeks were the greatest civilization to ever exist

I actually agree, but they still had some savage aspects of their culture. Most humans did until very recently

I respect ancient Greece. I respect Plato.

Insofar as they opposed being half gay, they were wrong.

So far I have seen zero positive attributes of AI and all negative

This is AI generated. This picture made me smile and brought value to my life.

youtu.be/7j4PxOjgXCc

this is the mayor of toronto

Canada... it's getting embarrassing just bordering you... please do something....

you should smile less and grind more

her tits are too big

Ever since I was a child, I YEARNED for the MINES

You're not funny, shut up

CHICKEN JOCKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

it wasn't a joke

You must have a really shitty life
Sorry

lol, good one

i prefer art drawn by human hands

would you die if you jumped down there

G O O N I N G

youtube.com/watch?v=N-s5YdmgKgY

that's 77F btw lmaoooooooooo

Real woman are more my speed

im so lonely when im banned from int this is the only place i come to talk

Chadren...

/cum/ loves to be a twitter recap show

It's so beautiful outside

I feel scared

if i was 12 years old this would be super funny

There's nothing wrong with AI generated pictures.

Yes. My stomach contracts every time I get on the ladder at the top.

only a few more years and you'll be able to laugh at it freely :)

he looks like me, cept I have blue eyes

Why were you banned

watch something actually funny
youtube.com/watch?v=87GsHvjes6E
youtube.com/watch?v=oH8AzIcseL8

I live in an area of the country where hummingbirds stay year round because the weather is so nice

I'm glad you're back anon. I didn't like sharty much but the one thing I did like was not getting random 3 day bans
I have been dead inside for a long time but occasionally my spirit awakens and I'm filled with such dreams and loathing as I suddenly possess the capacity to grasp the implications of everything I've done and seen up to this point. It's overwhelming enough to drive me to the absolute brink of sanity. Then I become dead again and everything is "ok". Blissful oblivion.

She's in her 40's dang

I posted a picture of my asshole after i took a poo (before wiping)

based antiwiper realist

sharty much but the one thing I did like was not getting random 3 day bans

sharty proved that /cum/ doesn't need a janitor as long as fagberg isn't around.

racism against indians

sexo con americano bussy...

Low quality posts are reportable (not that I would do that because it would be announcing a report)

Would

Woke up screaming at the top of my lungs again this morning. It's been months since that last happened. I don't remember why I was screaming anymore. I think that's maybe for the best.

si senor
I even have my hairstylist female friend do my hair in a semi-pixie cut like that so I can style it to be more fem or masc depending on what I'm doing

It looks like the curse i laid upon you is starting to take
It is only a matter of time before your soul belongs to me

good evening
hope everyone's having a happy mother's day
i hate women so much it's unreal (except my mother)

How would you style it if you were on your way to get fucked by me?

I diagnose you with cancer

fem unless you instructed me different

Sex with Tokiyuki

Based
Not possible. You can't take a soul that isn't willingly given. Basic metaphysics.
Hopefully it'll be quick and painless if so

I didn't understand why everyone hates faggots until I started posting here

Same, this is the only board I frequent

SSRI dead stare

Anon Babble definitely based some gems

sometimes I go to r9k but it's pretty boring and slow these days. I used to go to Anon Babble a lot but I don't follow sportsball much anymore

youtube.com/watch?v=VVyguZa1UBw

I went to boards.Anon Babble.org slash int slash and saw OP, who was a frogposting homosexual, when

Good girl, now close your eyes and open your mouth

I don't like them either but it's not like they're the only ones constantly spamming their erotic images. It's just really repulsive to see because we aren't fags. I find heterosexual erotic images being spammed annoying too. But with gay shit it's both annoying and repulsive which makes it way more disruptive.

i fuck to music like this

I deserve a bf. I am entitled to a bf.

I fuck to dream pop and shoegaze
Just kidding I'm a virgin

ayo this nigga ain't like a nice pair o tittays!

i smell like piss

She has 22yo daughter though.

dream pop

You owe me sex.

i would adopt her

start GILFmaxxing in 2025

last couple years of ye really proved who's a fake fan

The Moon looks pretty tonight

what games are you playing

kot should stop smoking

spent all day playing gta 4 a lot of the missions just boil down to running to a spot and killing 1 or 2 guys and nothing more, gta 5 really improved on that aspect

I'm in between
I need a new rogue like or metroidvania to play on mobile, any recs?

bro... your flag... cringe...

my reaction when redditleaf opens his faggot mouth

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1746333215525243.mp4

fistful of frags

you are too lewd for int you know
OWE?

pixel dungeon

schedule 1 and fallout 76

You play Lost & Damned or Ballad of Gay Tony?

we're all we have

Yes OWE. Pay your denbt.....

wow, that's my reaction as well

not yet

Why is spinny your simp
What dirt do you have on her

Business idea: convince rich california women to pay for rounds of low voltage vaginal elctrostimulation so i can shock women's clits for a living and convince them it aligns their chakras and shit

mh wilds and helldivers 2

Silent hill 4

I genuinely have no idea how any man has ever had sex.

you're mentally ill and better off dead for the sake of everyone including yourself

Pro chad fuckmeat tip: When making plans or dates with a woman, make sure to ask her what phase of her cycle shes in or will be in on that date
itll make her SOAKED

ghost of tsushima and star wars squadrons

thinking about maybe playing claire obscure or maybe oblivion.

but mostly playing TFT lately

Whoa buddy I didn't know she was your woman, my bad alright?

my favorite cartoon pornographer is making too much homosexual porn and not enough heterosexual porn as of late

this guy fucks

Are you mentally resilient?

clair obscur is GOTY for me

the jews have officially lost. people are waking up. being anti-jew is now cool

x.com/Criter10n/status/1921577713363513829

well first I flirt with her and then my pp gets hard and I seduce her so I don't have a hard pp and then I put my dick in her vajayjay. mm that's about it ya

I have hyperosmia and can smell when a woman is having her period, thus can construct a fertility calendar for her without her knowledge and use it to my advantage

im back

fuck you

if a woman is attracted to you, she'll let you do and say anything pretty much
that's why people say "just be yourself"

You're black

whered you go

I'll try this out, thanks

it looks really really good and tons of great reviews

no

was watching the tele

if a woman is attracted to you

yeah well there's one problem with that

i'm black

Based
Lebanese, Jordanian, and Syrian women are all beautiful

i'm mentally rigid. i don't bend easily but when i'm at my limit i snap.

nothing ever happens
but i wish it did

what did I do to end up OWING you something so intimate...

youtu.be/VRL1hGPOUTo?si=PYfYE_q2EkEfLDD2&t=59

I'm a retarded white.

A tranny pulled a gun on a street preacher

lose weight and take down the soy wars posters GROW UP

Stop making these posts

Where did you get this picture of me?

All the black men at my work are friends and look out for eachother

You made my cock hard. Take responsibility.....

Do you fear death? Do you fear an afterlife? I am scared of death but also think dying would solve all of my problems.

Imagine if every /cum/mer got the their face leaked and posted

Jason is e-flirting with a hairy overweight man

I wouldn't care. It would make 0 difference at this point. Anyone who willingly talks to or associates with me knows I'm a weirdo

ill post my face i dont give a fuck

i'm not scared to die, i'm a little bit scared of what comes after

Need to purchase some sheets and bedding

it's ok to be bald and ugly, but being fat is inexcusable
kys

Im also at this level but I still don't want my face associated with this place

I'm sorry you look like a 'jak

I like how you keep your hair tidy and short. Its cool that you wear it on the bottom of your head too
7.9/10

I prefer not knowing what you look like unless you're a cute girl

nope. i know where i'm going. dying sounds terrible and i wish i won't even notice when i get get

just saw a hideous ogre

hmm
x.com/occultni/status/1921486847886110966

i look like this

mine gets hard all the time and nobody takes responsibility for it you know that's not fair now is it

Because they are allowed to and encouraged to.

I took this for another board earlier

post tits

You look like an ikemen

i look like this

Wtf we're twins

Well I could replace the soy wars poster by one of these Godzilla posters, but they are big posters.

what anime does to a mf

I am not English, you asshole.

holy fuck jason you look like a husk of your former self
the light has faded from your eyes
it's over...

I wish there wasn't an afterlife but I think unfortunately there probably is

Subgroups of white people do this too, especially visible minorities like Italians and Poles

Rustic
Regal
Grizzled

you hit the wall HARD

Pretty sure everyone is allowed and encouraged to be friends regardless of race

lol he genuinely looks miserable

I've tried sauerkraut from different brands (Bicks, Kühne, Hengstenberg, grocery store brands) and this one is the best of the ones I've tried so far tbdesu

I like the 'stache

What do you put it on

are you implying you thought he was a twink before or something?

holy shit the gooning is literally destroying him

Just paid a visit to your mum for mothers day did you

Need to be not sober asap

never listen to a canadian

no but he looks super old for his age

are you implying you thought he was a twink before or something?

???

He was a twunk, a mix of a twink and a hunk

Sandwiches or sometimes eat it alongside another dish like it's a salad lol

youtu.be/0ueP4tc2hco?si=WW31QpUl3-jJcdHw

his mom should have forced him to get a job and go outside he could have been saved

canada can suck my dick

You know I realized i prefer not knowing what any of you look like actually. Anonymity is a gift let's not squander it

jason wears whitey tighties

hmm always took him for a boxer type of guy

did you mean to post that picture or a different one

I'm addicted to sugarrrr

when i get a little suga in me i start to go cuckoo

Death to Spain!!!

No thanks

bruh
nitter.net/SALAH1980NL

I'm a poop mountain

Rip shigeru miyamoto

gonna cut my hair award

You guys are overreacting, I look fine. I'm a middle aged man.

I once did a soyjak face and put it through faceapp to look like a goirl and posted it to cum, but I think I deleted it can't find it no mo no mo

He's 72, we probably have another 30 years with him since he's Japanese

you have a solid decade before middle age, at least

I'm Darth Incelnus

ayo pipe down finna read some hentai over here yall makin a racket

Middle age is 35+.

x.com/RodSirloin/status/1921298197906960436

55 is the new 35

jesus

One day your bussy will be mine

Can someone upload this somewhere that I can download it from? I don't have x

He looks fine, just needs to groom better

posting Shitter links again

fuck off

you guys have until i finish this smoke to make a new

Not my problem

will never ever make a new

new

did you say the nigger word?

It's so weird for how much of a shy virgin internet-dwelling sperg I am that I'm actually very attractive and fit

I used to be this way too, but the sperginess made me never ask a woman out even though many would have said yes I now realize.

don't waste your good looks bro, the computer will be here when you're older

I'm gay though

Beautiful sunset. Wish I was there.

anime gif

10/10

One of these things is not like the other.

Yes, but I am old and come from a time when boys and girls actually hung out in person and talked to each other. Getting laid wasn't difficult. Sex feels good, sex with a woman you love feels amazing.

41yr old anon

be (You)

be retarded

Deep Rock Galactic, Factorio L4D2 and TF2

loli porn poster on the wall

You've really become more sick.