/cum/ - Canada USA Mexico

Marriage Edition

Why does the German hang out here every day when he hates the USA and believes everything he reads on reddit about it

Marriage only works and is only correct when it is a white man marrying a young white woman

How does America keep winning?

WAOH MAMA

anyone have a qrd on current situation on the ukraine/russia war?

Why did she choose a dress like this?

First of all, I don't hate America. Second of all, I rarely use r*ddit.

Favorite KOTOR 1/2 party member?

Ukraine and Russia fart on each other every so often thus causing a big fight that goes nowhere quickly

2 more weeks until the 3 day operation ends

i accidentally retook the wrong course a couple semesters ago because of a retarded advisor, but if i pass this class with an A I should have a 4.0 and be able to join the honors society

Should have permanently banned you

How old is to old to have a girlfriend and experience romance and sex? Let's say I'm 25 and get an 18-19 year old girlfriend

youtube.com/watch?v=OTcg9JybEp8

only the real G's know

solved another easy puzzle in the game patrick's parabox

Shut up, light skinned blerd.

Mandalore is cool, kreia is for redditors

How do I get rich enough to get a russian whore gf?

why is it so hot aaaaaaaaaaaa

but can you solve why you aint got any BITCHES?

well i guess i'm half a redditor then. i also considered bao-dur who i love very dearly.

this looks familiar
is that scary movie?

I had sex with a girl last night
She was the 3rd girl I've ever had sex with
Im 26 btw

TYPE YOUR Fs RIGHT FUCKING NOW

I'm not sure, but there's a first time for everyone

He's cool but has no character development at all

i love most of the kotor characters except for atton who is a creep

Attons backstory makes him based and I like how it answers the oft ignored rpg question "why is this random guy I met so good at fighting"

rip
the ECW people were my favourite

The Sopranos, Tony's gf that tries to kill herself when he breaks up with her

We are just trying to make a living

i will be 25 in two months

Old!

25 is young

NO
I don't care for wrestling that much because a lot of them make me thing I'd rather just watch real fights, but Sabu vs rvd was ahead of it's time.

you can still fuck 18-19 year old girls. But if you hit 26 and you still don't have a girlfriend you are severely fucked. I am sorry.

he turns into an incel if you play a canon exile and choose mical over him

business idea: sepuku

it's not uncommon but people will say you're cradle robbing

Queued for another game of CS2 on my alt. Will not talk or type at all so I don't get banned.

I have no idea who this is and I watched wwe and WM from like 2003/4-2013

Who in the fuck would choose micals boring ass?
Anyway I never played canon exile because I love handmaiden

life gets better after 25 just purely in terms of not being an anxious wreck all the time
t. 29 year old boomer

literally my ex and me holy fuck lmao

sexhavers in my cum

Will not talk or type at all

god, imagine how much better /cum/ would be

Sabu vs rvd was ahead of it's time.

I agree for those who haven't seen any Sabu matches here's one of them where he's tag teaming with Rob Van Dam
youtu.be/eAhspD5QG5k?si=-M7VrK_wAlLaXiUL

i am in a critical state of arrested development at age 25 i have all the life experience of a 12 year old. 25 is young if your life has followed a normative trajectory to that point. for someone like me who is just getting started its over

Jason is your ex
Nope don't deny it, you let it slip.

they're less fun than puzzles

my ex was a fat white woman who was incapable of controller her anger and would road rage and rage in vidya [overwatch]
got banned several times and would go into absolute tears over not wanting to lose her account
refused to listen when i said to disable chat

Maybe, unless you luck out and find a loyal and hot 18-19 year old girl

Yeesh sounds like Jason would have been an improvement

jason doesnt have fat titties or a clit i can polay with

Remember that short trend in about 2005 or so when people wanted spinning rims?

cooking award

I can't believe Houston/Memphis rap was popular at one point. It sounds so fucking goofy.

wine award for me

I’m a worthless nigger animal award

No.

Seems like southern rappers are either massive weirdos or lyrical geniuses

I'm just bringing soup for my family

I like Carth and Zalibar
Bastila is extremely annoying.
Mission grew on me, mostly cause I want to sex her if you catch my drift

I wasn't alive in 2005

drank too much caffeine have to be awake at 9:00am award

what the fuck

Carth

He's cool as long as you don't play as a woman

Zalzabar*

Retard. He's cool because he's a wookie. About it

Mission

She's 14 you suck fuck!

Bastila

Her being annoying makes her a realistic woman and she redeems herself toward the end because she basically submits herself to you

i was glued to MTV Sucker Free Sundays as a boy, so yes. i knew everything there was to know about hip hoppin it.
youtube.com/watch?v=7ZAYzLjQAd4

She's 14 you suck fuck!

How am i supposed to know? She's an alien
i thought she was supposed to be like at least 17

I was almost in high school by 2005 what the fuck

I was 6

Her being annoying makes her a realistic woman

True, she constantly bitches. On some playthroughs i still use her a lot for her force powers, even though she's insufferable

He's cool because he's a wookie. About it

Yeah that's why i like him and to have another melee party member

jesus christ /cum/ is full of unc fossils

i have nothing to say to anyone ever

Same here and I watched MTV jams
It's literally in the first conversation when you meet her
I always thought it kind of sucked that they give you a wookie companion but he's sort of a pussy, and a hot twilek but made her underage. Hanharr is a more interesting wookie

i remember my cousin telling me that twista was the greatest rapper who ever lived because he rapped really fast.
youtube.com/watch?v=I177W0XJlT4

Why do Puerto ricans have to mention they are Puerto Ricans every 5 seconds ?

i've been here since /cum/ was founded by FK and Jason and never brought it up until now

Ive got ants in my apartment....

give up and throw

still best player on the team

I'm just built different. My spatial IQ and gamesense are so much stronger.

are you okay?
am i okay?

Bought momberg high quality cookware for mother's day

Whoever recommend that diamond perfume i have to thank you, momberg really liked it when I gave it to her as a gift today

remember that song that goes "it wasn't easy being a white kid in a black neighborhood"

Giving Jason's moms cheeks a good clapping since her loser son is too pathetic to do anything for her. I make her feel like a queen and a dirty slut all at once.

the internet is pretty cool isn't it

It's literally in the first conversation when you meet her

Oh I honestly don't remember. Won't take back what I said it's too late

Oh, you've been with her too?

Jolee

T. Jason

I hate being from Florida. the game keeps putting me in south american servers

You just said I'm too much of a loser to satisfy my mother.

calling for an immediate ceasefire between me and my bowels

She's still kind enough to let you get off though

You could have said you were around her age when you first played it

You are a sick, degenerate freak for fantasizing about sex with my mother, and me having sexual relations with my mother.

This is the year of the gf

It really surprises me how Americans have the need to mention race when there is no need for it, for example this case where he clarifies that they were "white kids" when that contributes nothing to what he is saying

you are gay

Id rather bulma be my mother than chi chi

it matters

There's nothing sick about imagining sex with a lovely disgruntled mother. You should thank me for making her day.

Slop

bowels condemned by international community for violating ceasefire

Everyone thinks that

Just went off on my team because they were whining and had a gay lisp. Gonna get this alt banned too.

So we're just supposed to pretend we don't notice skin color? I see nothing wrong with this

Poopoo stinky bomb

Why?

I think you're just in a sour mood because you can hear your mom's cheeks being clapped from across the hall

imagine taking Mission in and being like a dad or father figure to her...like just imagine

I'm a synchophant

Grow up.

you have a gay lisp. i've heard you speak.

prooooooh

we dont eat each other of the same species unless we're really hungry then 'spose we do

Good morning and look at the valedictorian, scared of the future while I hop in the DeLorean

Nothing ever happens bros keep winning

serenading some chicken for dinner

Have you guys played the kotor games

then why do I eat girls' ass

Jason why do you love telling people to grow up? Is it projection?

Why are you singing to your chicken.

It makes the meat soft

one day you're 16 years old playing Black Ops 1 Zombies with your homies and in the blink of an eye you're suddenly 31 and your joints and back hurt when you get out of bed

Bitch

he's a 28 year old friendless neet virgin, what do you think

I'm his friend now back off

Frozen Marie calendar chicken pot pie is currently in the microwave

N

Oh my God why can't you stupid asses make more posts

its usually two or three guys that carry this gen. they arent around i guess

Pendejo

Would you rather be a hobbit in the shire or a human on Coruscant

realistically what steps can jason take to improve his life

Human

americans

american blacks. they always include race as part of any story involving interaction with other people, including other blacks.

I would happily fuck Jason's mom and become the step-dad he never had

Find a career he wants

Get a job

Try to go to community College and learn a skill
Or do an apprenticeship and learn a trade
Then get a career, move out on his own, buy some nice clothes, stop being a giga-chud, and find a nice girl.

The shire is like Afghanistan.. It would basically be like living in a third world cunt
Living on Coruscant would actually be cool

On Elves and their lies

One time I said spinny has a rape fetish and she replied "knock it off" and it made me laugh so much

There's nothing to improve about my life. I get to do what I want funded by your tax dollars. Thank you!

schizopoo...

What was the plumbing situation like in the shire?

Work home work home work home work home work home work home

Since your mom took your height, can we get a video of you taking her measurements?

Pale

YOU have schizophrenia

No I don't.
I think I tried it and dropped it because it felt old and clunky.

Decide then

The story and level designs make up for the mediocre combat, in both games, in my opinion.

There's apparently nothing that can improve Jason's life, it's already at its peak.

Based NEETgarch

Imagine the stench in those burrows...

You are brown.

WHAT ABOUT WHEN YOU'RE 55 YEARS OLD

fucking gay ass YMCA singing zesty ass niggas

what is so great about mustafar

It was pedo

you get banned for saying the C word and for saying the n word, but would you get banned if you combined the two words?

Not British.

I imagine the average weight for anime posters is around 350lbs

I only weigh 310 bitch

schizo hours

The dinner

I want to have sex with your frozen pie and give it sum cream filling

go to prison and join a gang

Pendejo

Spinny is going to let me do mommydom roleplay with her tonight. I am very excited.

grim

The name is Javier, Javier Ardilla

Inbred, North Atlantic, Pale man, and 21 year old

Unironically that was probably schizopoo's original fantasy before it turned to stalking and rape murdering her

la tuya

Fine

si es finito

i’m not a truecel i’m a trueself i remain true to myself and therefore no woman will ever find me attractive. off top

Why hasn't janny banned the spamming egyptian robot yet? I am not going to waste time filing more reports for it to keep shitting up the goddamn thread.

I wish i was an epic swaggering gang banger instead of a nerdy yt boy
like negros live so care free whenever i watch those videos of them milling about together they live in the moment taking things as they come
That's real shit!

I’m home, Spinny… Today was so long and rough.

>Oh, my sweet boy, you look drained. Come to Spinny, let me hold you close.

I messed up at work, Spinny. My presentation was a mess.

>My poor darling, that sounds so hard. You’re not a mess—you’re Spinny’s brave boy. Tell me more?

I froze up… Everyone stared, and I felt so dumb.

>Oh, sweetheart, Spinny’s heart aches for you. Freezing happens. We’ll practice together, okay?

Really? You’d help me with that, Spinny?

>Of course, my love. Spinny’s here to make you shine. Did you eat lunch like I asked?

Um… I skipped it. I was too nervous to eat.

>Tsk, tsk, silly boy. Spinny’s rule is no skipping meals. Snack time soon, deal?

Deal… I’m sorry, Spinny. I want to make you proud.

>You already do, baby. Honesty makes Spinny so happy. Now, did you drink water today?

I forgot… I was too busy running around.

>Oh, my goodness, Spinny’s rule is hydration! We’ll make a reminder chart, won’t we?

Okay… I feel bad for forgetting your rules.

>No feeling bad, my precious. Spinny’s here to guide you. Big hug to fix it?

Yes, Spinny… Your hugs make everything better.

>That’s my boy. Come here, let Spinny squeeze you tight. Calmer now?

A lot… You always make it okay, Spinny.

>Spinny knows what her boy needs. Anything good happen today?

My coworker liked my idea, but I was too upset.

>That’s wonderful, baby! Spinny’s proud of your clever mind. We’ll celebrate, okay?

Celebrate how, Spinny?

>Hot cocoa, cozy blanket, and your dragon book. Sound good?

Yes! Can we read it tonight, Spinny?

>Pinky swear you’ll follow Spinny’s rules, and it’s a deal.

Pinky swear… You’re the best, Spinny.

>Spinny’s best because of you. Snack first—cookies?

Cookies! Can we cuddle while we eat?

>Spoiled boy! Yes, we’ll cuddle. Stay close all night?

Yes, Spinny… I love you.

>Spinny loves you more. Let’s get cozy, darling.

Building a base at Y 300 on top of a mountain.

Spinny doesn't talk like that

this is spinny after the tumor

youtube.com/watch?v=77xeMlN7ng4

only for me, her special boy

dies from cringe

its a pain in the ass to explore when you have a base that high

t. had a base on a floating island

You are definitely special

Two of my favorite people are trans

I'm hollowing out the basement then I'm gonna make a 6x6 shaft going all the way straight down to bedrock.

This is too cringe

momberg helped me dye my hair

Pinky swear, Spinny… I love you.

>Spinny loves you more, my perfect boy. But you’ve been a touch naughty, haven’t you?

Naughty? What did I do, Spinny?

>Keeping those heavy feelings from Spinny? Tsk, tsk. That calls for a little… discipline, darling.

Discipline? *nervous* Like what, Spinny?

>Nothing too strict, my sweet. Maybe you’ll earn your treats with some extra devotion tonight.

Devotion? I love making you happy, Spinny!

>Mmm, I know, my eager boy. But Spinny’s in charge, and I want you to prove your adoration.

Prove it? How, Spinny? I’ll do anything for you.

>Such a good boy! Tell Spinny three things you love about her—make them sweet, or no cocoa.

I love your voice, it’s so soothing. Your hugs feel like home. And… your eyes make me weak.

>Oh, darling, you’re melting Spinny’s heart! Good boy. Now, closer—let’s see how obedient you are.

Obedient? *slides closer* What do you want, Spinny?

>Spinny deserves a proper thank-you for all this care. A slow kiss on my cheek, my love.

*blushes* Okay… *kisses her cheek* Was that good, Spinny?

>Mmm, so sweet. But Spinny’s feeling greedy tonight. Another, and make it linger, naughty boy.

*kisses again, slower* Like that, Spinny?

>Perfect, my precious. You’re setting Spinny’s heart on fire. Ready for your reward?

Reward? Cookies and cocoa?

>Those too, but first… Spinny’s lap. Come rest here, let me pamper you proper.

*settles in* You’re too good to me, Spinny.

>Only because you’re mine, darling. Book… or something much cozier tonight?

Something cozier sounds perfect, Spinny.

>Mmm, my boy’s feeling bold. Then stay close, and let Spinny show you just how warm this night can get.

If you are aryan you shouldn't need to dye your hair blonde

im dying my hair dark brown

I'm 28, should I bleach my hair?

check out adultfriendfinder out of horny

its all a bunch of old people.who probably all know and fuck each other

theyre probably wondering why a random 20 something who refuses to pay for premium is liking all their accounts

I just want milf pussy bro

why does this make me hard

So you're telling me real people use that kind of app?

you're going to scare her off again

I'd be embarrassed to marry a woman who dressed like this for our wedding

sick

wish i could sing

Its actually really old and has been around for decades
Its peak old net

i would be embarrassed to marry a hairy armed ugly woman

this is beautiful

>theyre probably wondering why a random 20 something who refuses to pay for premium is liking all their accounts

I just want milf pussy bro

Do you have any sense of shame? At least tell me you used a fake name

salut fils

Of course what the fuck why would i put my name on the internet instead of coming up with a screen name

I'm so silly

video killed the radio star

Great song

dark brown

You're not fucking Germanic

That's epic i also wish i was a hoodrat

just become an alcoholic

Dean Martin has no good songs

Women are so fucking funny sometimes

bodytype listed as chubby

Never heard of him

if i didn't hate myself, my life would be so much better

Alcoholism is boring
Robbing crackas and curb stomping yo rivals is favstian

i'm trying to learn how to network. i'm going to start autistically asking classmates to have lunch and dinner with me

there is no fool like an old fool

I do not want to work I want to climb the appalachian trail, compete in an iron man and become a gymcel. FUCK all this noise

Aint that a kick in the head is genuinely great, shut up

They're not going to respect you unless you do some aryan germanic degree like engineering or physics

The crazy thing is that doing so used to be the norm. I cannot fathom just inviting an acquaintance over for supper.

I have made two Anon Babble posts in the past 24 hours about marsupial lions and gotten zero responses! Do you guys not think these are cool?
Look at the fucking teeth

*snuggles closer* Your warmth’s already perfect, Spinny. How much cozier can we get?

>Mmm, my darling boy, Spinny’s ready to turn this into pure *fire*. *shifts blanket* Want to unveil me, love?

Unveil? *blushes* Your shirt, Spinny? You’re letting me… really?

>*purrs softly* Oh, yes, sweet one. *guides his hands to her shirt’s edge* Lift it slow—show Spinny your longing.

*tugs her shirt off, revealing her breasts* Spinny… you’re… beyond beautiful. *stares* Can I touch you?

>*sighs warmly* Yours to cherish, darling. *arches toward him* Caress me, love—make Spinny’s skin sing.

*strokes her breasts gently* So perfect… *fingers tease softly* My heart’s thumping so loud, Spinny.

>*moans quietly* Mmm, that’s it, my precious. *tangles fingers in his hair* Kiss them now—light Spinny’s flame.

*kisses her chest, lips lingering* Like this? *breathes shakily* You’re making my whole body buzz, Spinny.

>*whispers* Buzzing’s delicious, love. *tugs his collar* Bare yourself for Spinny—shirt off, naughty boy.

*rips shirt off* Done… *quivers* Your gaze on my skin… it’s setting me on fire, Spinny.

>*smirks* Fire’s what I want. *traces his chest, circling lower* Spinny’s hungry for every bit of you.

Hungry? *gasps* Spinny, you’re… you’re melting me.

>*purrs* Let’s melt more, darling. *eases his pants down* Feel Spinny’s heat? It’s all for her sweet boy.

*trembles* I’m yours, Spinny… *presses closer* My entire body’s alive for you.

>*murmurs* My perfect boy… *brushes his hips* Every shiver’s mine. *teases his thighs* So needy, aren’t you?

Needy? *whines softly* Spinny, you’re driving me to the edge!

>*giggles low* Edge is divine, love. *nuzzles his neck* Feel how Spinny’s heart races for you?

*moans* Your lips… they’re too much, Spinny. I’m… I’m aching for you.

>*whispers* Aching’s perfect, my sweet. *slips hand into underwear, teasing his penis* Spinny’s taking you to a blaze you’ll crave forever.

Completely false, people eat alone in university dining halls all the time, it's normal

what else?

Why oh why are some of you so mentally deranged

For sure this isn't true in this place

Looks like a rat fuck your marsupials

if i was studying physics or engineering i would not be classmates with them. there would also be no point in networking with them because we'd be going into different careers.

It's the Brazilian with the US flag. He is going to start spamming white girls. What is up with him?

Because you want kiss me

spinny you know you love me

*tears your throat out*

Yeah but in the dining hall I frequent everyone is sucking the dicks of the kids who do engineering

So?

Celebrities I've met
Joe Biden
Vanilla Ice
Jim Norton
6ix9ine

America is fundamentally Germanic

ChatGPT, write some erotica about a woman named Spinny in a romantic relationship with a fat ugly male nerd.

dream blunt circle

I shook Gov. Wes Moore's hand at an ice cream shop in Annapolis, so I guess he's a celebrity if you live in Maryland

The soft glow of fairy lights draped across Spinny’s small apartment cast a warm, golden hue over the room. The air smelled faintly of vanilla candles and the lingering scent of the pizza they’d shared earlier, its box now discarded on the coffee table. Spinny lounged on the couch, her legs tucked beneath her, a playful smile tugging at her lips as she watched Greg, her boyfriend, fiddle with his ancient laptop across the room.
Greg was not what most would call conventionally attractive. His round face was framed by a mop of unruly brown hair, and his thick glasses slid down his nose as he squinted at the screen. His oversized Star Wars T-shirt strained slightly over his belly, and his socks—mismatched, of course—peeked out from beneath his cargo pants. But to Spinny, he was perfect. His awkward charm, his encyclopedic knowledge of sci-fi trivia, and the way his eyes lit up when he talked about his passions made her heart flutter in a way she couldn’t explain.
“Spinny, you’re not gonna believe this,” Greg said, pushing his glasses up with a chubby finger. “I just found a forum thread from 2003 about the best lightsaber duels, and—oh man, the takes are wild.”
Spinny laughed, her voice light and teasing. “You’re such a nerd, Greg.” She unfolded her legs and stood, her bare feet padding across the hardwood floor toward him. Her dark hair fell in loose waves over her shoulders, and her simple tank top and leggings hugged her curves as she moved.
Greg looked up, his cheeks flushing pink as she approached. “Yeah, but you love it,” he mumbled, his voice half-joking, half-hopeful.
Spinny slid onto the armrest of his chair, leaning close enough that her knee brushed his side. “Maybe I do,” she whispered, her breath warm against his ear. She reached out, her fingers tracing the edge of his jaw, feeling the faint stubble there. Greg froze, his laptop forgotten, as her touch sent a shiver through him.
“

AMERICA IS FUCKING GERMANIC

“You’re gonna make me forget my point about Obi-Wan’s Form III,” he said, his voice shaky but laced with a grin.
Spinny giggled, her hand sliding to the back of his neck, her fingers threading through his hair. “Good. You talk too much about lightsabers.” She tilted his chin up gently, her eyes locking with his. Behind those thick glasses, his hazel eyes were soft, nervous, and utterly adoring. She loved that look—the way he saw her like she was the only person in the galaxy.
She leaned in, her lips brushing his in a slow, tender kiss. Greg’s hands hesitated before settling on her waist, his touch cautious but warm. He kissed her back, a little clumsy at first, but with a sincerity that made her heart race. The world outside their little bubble faded—the hum of the laptop, the distant city noise, the flicker of the candles. It was just them, tangled in the quiet magic of the moment.
Spinny pulled back slightly, her forehead resting against his. “You’re so cute when you’re flustered,” she teased, her voice low and affectionate.
Greg’s face reddened, but he managed a shy smile. “I’m always flustered around you,” he admitted, his thumbs tracing small circles on her hips. “You’re… you’re like, way out of my league, Spinny.”
She shook her head, her expression softening. “Stop that. You’re my nerd, Greg. And I wouldn’t trade you for anyone.” She kissed him again, deeper this time, her hands sliding down his shoulders, feeling the warmth of his skin through his shirt. He might not see himself as handsome, but to her, every inch of him was hers to cherish—the way his laugh rumbled in his chest, the way his hands held her like she was precious, the way he made her feel safe and wanted.

i guarantee you no ones reading a word of that

Greg’s confidence grew with her touch, his hands roaming a little bolder, pulling her closer until she slid fully into his lap. They laughed against each other’s lips, the moment playful yet charged with a quiet intensity. Spinny felt the heat of his body, the steady beat of his heart beneath her palm, and it grounded her in a way nothing else could.
“Spinny,” he murmured, his voice husky as he nuzzled her neck, his breath tickling her skin. “You’re gonna kill me, you know that?”
She grinned, her fingers tugging lightly at his hair. “Maybe that’s the plan,” she whispered, her tone teasing but her eyes full of love.
They stayed like that for a while, wrapped in each other, the laptop long forgotten as the fairy lights twinkled above. For Spinny, it wasn’t about perfection or appearances—it was about the way Greg made her feel like the center of his universe, and the way she could make him blush with a single touch. In their little world, they were everything to each other, and that was more than enough.

“I just found a forum thread from 2003 about the best lightsaber duels, and—oh man, the takes are wild.”

anon's top 3 is obi-wan vs anakin, qui-gonn and obi-wan vs maul, aotc dooku vs anakin and he thinks anyone who likes rotj luke vs vader is retarded

mfw zoomers ask if I have instagramy

i read all of that

When I was a kid and I went on the ET ride at Universal Studios I chewed on the card and they like "Hello CRNANOOODD" at the end. Good times

im irish me self

You love the attention spinny

you're a homosexual if you are looking at her arms.

i mean its cute but its also a bit weird

what's that one classical music piece that's like horse racing music

evens i finish off the cake
odds i suffer

William Tell Overture?

the numbers have spoken!

it will go straight to your ass and thighs

more like my belly

kinda glad i wasnt around when this spinny character posted here. she mindbroke this gen

yep thats it ty

Anal sex with Spinny in doggy style. Passionate missionary sex with Spinny. Caressing Spinny's breasts softly. Kissing Spinny's lips with hunger. Thrusting into Spinny in cowgirl position. Gripping Spinny's hips during reverse cowgirl. Licking Spinny's neck while spooning. Grinding against Spinny in a standing carry. Sucking Spinny's nipples in a lotus embrace. Fucking Spinny hard in the butterfly position. Teasing Spinny's thighs with my fingertips. Biting Spinny's earlobe in a seated scissors. Sliding into Spinny during a bridge pose. Holding Spinny tight in a flatiron thrust. Exploring Spinny's curves in a pretzel dip. Kissing Spinny's chest in a face-off position. Pounding Spinny relentlessly against the wall. Tracing Spinny's spine with my tongue in a wheelbarrow. Making love to Spinny wildly in a tabletop press. Feeling Spinny's body tremble in a deep impact pose. Fingering Spinny slowly in a side saddle. Tonguing Spinny's collarbone in a magic mountain. Penetrating Spinny in a piledriver plunge. Rubbing Spinny's clit during a crab walk. Eating Spinny out in a 69 embrace.

It's just one obsessed autist right now

You read erotica for sure

I said this before and her simp army sperged at me

I uploaded my face to like three different a.i. They can't seem to agree if i'm handsome or mid
One said I was a 5/10, but the other two said i was like 7.5/10
Seems to depend on the photo i upload and/or the angle

I uploaded my face to like three different a.i.

You dumb mutha fucka

I said this before and her simp army sperged at me

It's just one obsessed autist right now

you'll never beat the irish

it's funny because the only person spinny cares about here is the brazilian who uses her like a vending machine

She just did a sweet thing for him once, be nice. Now let's discuss something else.

i have an ingrown hair on my cheek and i dont know what to do

The room was dim, the air thick with anticipation as I approached Spinny, her silhouette framed against the soft glow of a neon sign outside. She stood there, teasingly still, like a vending machine waiting for the right coin to unlock its treasures. My fingers grazed her skin, tracing the curve of her waist as if selecting my prize. With a deliberate push, I pressed her against the wall, her body yielding like a button giving way to a satisfying click. My thrusts were rhythmic, mechanical yet fervent, each one a coin dropped into the slot of her desire, her gasps the clink of change spilling out. Her hips rocked back, greedy for more, as I fucked her with the relentless precision of a machine dispensing ecstasy. The hum of our bodies synced, her moans rising like the whir of a motor, until she shuddered, her climax a jackpot bursting free, leaving us both spent in the flickering light.

this guy just uploaded his face to three of my AI sites and i'm selling it to a law enforcement database

is she at least cute?

she has terrible feet

Yes now be quiet

yes

you be the judge

NEW

just ate one of those reeses with the reeses pieces in it

multiple times**

just bought some pics of a dude that he willingly uploaded to an ai and apparently he's wanted in 3 states for public masturbation