Slovenia

Slovenia is so weird, nobody talks about this country. People can go their whole life knowing about Europe but not know about Slovenia.
This country just exists to exist. Also, they just copied their flag from Russia but they just put a little emblem on it.

they need correction

The hardcore Slovenians gonna find this post, I know it

nobody talks about this country

good

You can’t say that Slovenia didn’t copy the Russian flag. Bruh they just changed the colors a little bit and added a little emblem.

Literally the only things I know about this country are that:
1. Slavoj Zizek is from there
2. Melania Trump is from there too
3. They speak a South Slavic language even though they're surrounded by Italy, Austria, and Hungary.

Also, I saw a guy taking his pet ostrich out on a walk back when I did a 4-hour-long stopover in Ljubljana while going from Trieste (Italy) to Zagreb (Croatia).

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pan-Slavic_colors

Yeah, but most of the flags stripes are not organized like Russia’s flag.

guy taking his pet ostrich out on a walk

I just looked this up and I noticed that the guy and his rheas (rheai?) are internationally famous celebrities. Oh my fucking God, I saw a celebrity on one of my trips to another country without noticing it.
brusselstimes.com/230319/travelling-american-rhea-visits-brussels-in-slovenia-hes-very-famous

Damn, that must suck that you did not notice that was celebrity.

Nigga unironically they're like, the first Slavic country or something, predating even baptised Bulgaria or Samo’s Realm.
Bing Carantania.

For Real?

Dang you might be right

You're just american.
Everyone here knows about slovenia.

I knew about since I was 7. I’m just saying nobody else talks about Slovenia.

How your ass felt typing that.

their soldiers will be killed because imagine seeing this from 30 meters away

Slovenia ain’t like that lol.

Just do your job making pizza

This is the goal.
Samo's Riders if you will.
I think his empire was technically around Austria and the part we call Slovenia now was run by another ruler allied with Samo but it is true it was on Slovenian soil that Slavs decided to establish legitimate government.

Nah, y’all need to colonized by Italy or something, I’m kidding

Italian Slovenia would be something though…

The fuck kind of name is Samo lol

Don’t y’all want to be noticed though?

wrong, Ive been to slovenia last year and it was cool as fuck

I’m saying, If Italians tried to colonize Slovenia they would be more noticed.

It's the only first world Slavic country. I don't know how they did it, but they should be commended for it.

they have proteus anguinus my beloved

I love Ireland.

Apparently the rest of the Balkans doesn’t claim them and thinks they’re wannabe Germans.

proteus anguinus

Pedo

Ive been to north italy that time too and it was mid so I dont think that it would be better for them

be more noticed

money likes silence

I saw an ibis in a swamp here last december :)
all my niggas paedomorphic

Poland, Czech Republic, Slovakia, and Croatia are all first world unless you're braindead memer

lol

Come on now.

t. lives in a literal nigger 15% white shithole

it's second world
the difference in quality of life in france and croatia is insane

So when they say Paris has too many Muslims immigrants, they just exaggerating?

cool down mohammad