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/brit/

mary elizabeth winstead edish

how do I make AI videos

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poo

I CAN'T WAIT
FOR THE WEEKEND TO BEGIN

the goth girl wanktoil as it were

hi mate if you're going to steal my "i can't wait for the weekend to begin" gimmick can you please wait to post it until far later than this on sundays or in the dead of sunday night/monday morning, many thanks

SATURDAY NIGHT I FEEL THE AIR IS GETTING HOT

nasty fucking home wrecking bitch

a million beers

it looms

so many loli at the park

the most beautiful a woman has ever been in a movie

whole sharing pack of minstrels straight down the gullet

that's the daily sugar allotment sorted

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her actions make here incredibly ugly and foul

a surveillance camera??!?!

What country in Europe offers the best combination of safety + cost for prossies?

Like somewhere I won't get robbed or STDs immediately but also not sky high prices

you can actually see the ugliness of her soul coming through in this image

I work 16 hours a week at Tesco, mostly just stacking shelves and pretending not to see the shoplifters. It doesn’t even cover my scratchcard addiction. Don’t pay rent beccause I live at my mum’s council flat. Meanwhile, my cousin with his fancy finance degree’s stuck in London, paying £1,200 for a shoebox and getting taxed out his arse. Every couple weeks, I pop into the Job Centre, nod a bit, tell them I’m looking for full-time work (which to be fair, I did check Indeed once in March). Then I go home, crack open a can of Monster, and smash FIFA for six hours. This is the life. The life of the semi NEET

Sopranostoil in progress

honestly probably uk
was gonna say Netherlands but I bet those red light district slags cost a fortune

cross eyed pig faced retard who gets away with shit because of a little white eyeliner
fuck off with that nasty ugly garbage

I pay 1100 a month for my apartment

I relate to this episode having been the cousin who got bullied at the summer family house in the countryside

charles

austria

Isn't it a bit embarrassing bringing women back to your mums place

Yeah?

scratch card addiction

that's quite possibly the dumbest thing you could ever get addicted to
anyway well done for having zero ambition or whatever

if i did this, id definitely end up kidnapped by whats left of isis
youtube.com/watch?v=wF17Hx5ul7o

raping my arse with a lava lamp

Isis still exists, they are the current Syrian government

um it's the 11th

she reminds me of angela

the misconception that prosties are STD ridden is the dumbest of them all
they all use condoms and since it's their line of work have a higher chance to be on prep or antibiotics to curb any chances of STDs.
regular women who go ONS after ONS and have a roster of FWBs have a higher probability of STDs

any gay boyfriend for me??

sex

it specifically says in the instructions not to do that

yea me :3

cheers big ears

mad how runescape gp was equivalent to real life money
both are just units of energy that are exchanged for time

you slut, you were my boyfriend last week

nobody wants to see your feet you gay freak

toils pretty decent lately so it doesn't loom so hard on sundays. would be nice to be paid a bit more though

Lads I didnt use a condom on the girl I had sex with last night, she said she had pcos and the likelihood of her getting pregnant was slim to none but I still have my doubts and fears

so what
just ghost her

You should move here just in case

haha this is how daddy's sister tricked her boyfriend into getting her pregnant

thx for the suggestions and info

No idea. I’m a 28 year old vf who has no idea how any of this works

also had unprotected sex with a girl with pcos last night madf but i did pull out in time

i'm incorrigeable teehee

in my memory (this was 10 years ago) germany was very cheap
go to berlin, party all night and get fucked out all day in the various whorehouses

slut boys get what they deserve
pay for the rest of your life
:)

bradleylaughing.jpg

youtube.com/watch?v=bNKfLINJJ-U

what are you lads' favorite Kesha song?

the urge to leave the city and move to a quiet small town in Oxfordshire is rising

but seriously though men who ejaculate into vaginas when they don't want children are actual fucking retards

*corriges you*

what if i'm a slutty incel

How are you supposed to pull out when you are in the midst of climaxing ?
Im 26

didn't shit for 2 days straight, finally let out a huge log, damn near the size of my forearm!

THIS WHY THEY WAIT TWO GENS

looking for the new ye song about hitler, can’t seem to find it for some reason

going raw and finishing inside is the best feel about sex though. laying on top of her not moving as your willy shrinks and the cum oozes out. this is what i live for

You disregard the consequences in the ecstasy of the moment

shut the fuck up

tomorra

tomorrow*

To make it worse, you are just a monkey.

looks good
video game graphics are pretty mental nowadays

tomorra

And what a terrible mess I've made of my life
Oh, what a mess I've made of my life

0-10

1 gp is equivalent to 0 gp

no I've never had a job BECAUSE I'M TOO SHY

butta

the bottom one is just a cgi trailer, it will look worse than the top one in game

when I was young it seemed that life was so wonderful

How many days?

yes, and?

getting raped

life IS wonderful

you should know better by now

1. Haesicks (despite the obvious AI/photoshop influence)
2. Kinsley Wyatt
3. Soogs

krk, should have dressed more modestly

butt-err

new gary eats dropped, stockport mentioned
youtube.com/watch?v=rybAzHXkhSc

grow up

ah yes the shooty car game, very interesting discussion today

bu'er
wa'er

Yanks spread high fructose corn syrup on toast and be like woah I can't believe it's not butter

cannae wait to get her chubby architect style and get her shagged

there raping me

thats a Link sex arse

it's raining
GET IN

cannot fucking wait to play as a big booty latina lads

lock him up

giwtwm

gahhdaammm my willy is stinky and musty this evening

my bread keeps landing jam side down
say you'll be there to spread love around

got my smelly slim jeans on

9/11

DING DONG

dentists recommend e-z-klean toothpaste?

_ _ _ _ the disabled

mothers day today

FOY

why is something as peng as fox's golden crunch less than £1 while something as bog standard as chocolate digestives is over £2?

uhh is it help the disabled?

fox's golden crunch

peng

grow up, dickhead

digestives are crap, prefer bourbons

Not everyone needs internet motherfucker.

We don't need a million goddamn satellites in the form of space trash circling the fucking Earth

Holy shit. Who let's Elon Musk put up as many satellites as he wants

my arse stinks of piss

it's not, the UK has a different date for mummy's day

what do they do in muslims countries all day? drink tea?

yearn for the days before you made this post but your horrible impact can never be undone

Favorite Pokémon?

For me it’s ampharos or dragonair

Obese yank deleted his mother's day post kek

spiritomb

always like to catch a ratatta and use raticate throughout the game if possible don't know why just feel sorry for the ugly little overlooked runt I guess

Snorlax

What ever happened to that 190 fella?

they're such goofy weird creatures

Go on give her a call and tell her you love her anyway.

Ho Oh

leftypol driving an automatic car

personally I would like to know what sudanese cow herders think about this

(●'◡'●)

got deleted for the swash sticker

No i didnt

I am Swastikus

heracross

Political correctness gone mad

bed legs jo
or
job sledge
or
go sly jed
or
geld joys

Mostly they spend the days drinking coffee and petting local cats with the occasional break to call a black footballer a monkey on instagram

norman foster, baron foster of thames bank sex arse

poo dog

leftypol wearing brown shoes with his blue suit

youtu.be/7gYBIGDZ2M8

love this guy

so this is rorke(figure.1)

Where the hell do people under 35 in England hang out on the weekends? It's so damn empty around these parts. and I live in a metro area with supposedly a high population. Are people staying inside? Or did they die from covid?

I literally have a job with boomer coworkers and my baby mama raise my kid. And I still have a lot of free time. Where the hell are the young people under 35?? Even the college campus near my is empty. The gym I go to has barely any people aside from 70 year olds. Did people kill themselves or die from covid? WTF.

Who determines how many pieces of space trash we can have orbiting the Earth at any given time

Funny how humans just don't give a shit. we have huge islands of plastic in the ocean and trash circling the globe

Stanley Poo Brick's "Browneyes wide shut"

Stanley Poo Brick

screaming

Yh but it’s pretty cool tho

Who gives a shit? Why are you worrying about it?

literally got nothing to do for the rest of the day

everyone just sits at home eating slop and watching netflix now

its nearly 8 on sunday

ktim everyday as a waster

going for a wee x

What are to odds of one of those satellites crashing down and landing square on my bollocks?

No one goes out anymore after the pandemic.

threads are dying in less than an hour right now. but Anon Babble still feels slow. wtf is happening

are people just making a bunch of threads without posting... why

me on the left

Gotta pick up my sister from the airport in an hour and just took the BIG edibles

we have huge islands of plastic in the ocean and trash circling the globe

i hear this a lot but never seen any pics

she fit?

wait all week for the weekend

weekend comes

it's shit

suns out la

dead internet theory

people dont go outside after the pandemic. and after the sharty exodus this place is filled to the gills with foreigners. strange how things like that happen

got nts on

got on 2 spuds in the oven for dindin

finna turn the dishwasher on

the concentration is very small, they count a cubic metre of water with a few bits of microplastic invisible to the naked eye as part of 'the island'

cor poo spaff gay porn peng

should've come to the gig with me

it's not like in the old days of bala club, endless, precious metals
the 2016-2017 nts days

i just don't think i can carry on doing this life for much longer

blog on

What gig was it

need a gf that stylises herself as a smegmaholic

leftypols pornhub search

Runcorn

when i was a teen people would say it was big enough to see on satellite

Walkcorn

i just don't think i can carry on doing this life for much longer

scurryaboutnakedonallfourscorn

see you tomorrow

mummy went to a rehab in runcorn once
she relapsed immediately after

So has Rish moved to California yet? Would love to put a poo in his mailbox

what sort of rehab? drugules?

notice how we rarely see cargo boats on google earth despite them being big enough to see
recognize a pattern here mong

i'll definitely make it past tomorrow yeah

she a lush?

valium and alcohol
what

I hate women they literally only care about money and influence someone has

a lush
a drunkard

do musicians still sample pornos?

youtube.com/watch?v=UiCt0n-lqys
sex music

but it's suppose to be big enough to see on google earth. the size of texas they said.

shagging my own arse with a poo

what a natural beauty

yeah because if you've become dependant on benzos, especially mixed with alcohol, you're looking at potentially several years of hell coming off them cold turkey if you're unfortunate

my sister and grandma told me to get laid

Do they realize I am fucking ugly as sin

classiest american family

Rishi Shoerack

bet you stink as well

housemate's partner (ftm) has been staying over for a few weeks and exclusively stay in his room literally seen them twice in a month, mate cooks all their dinner down here and brings it up to them I swear they only leave to use the toilet once a day
just bizarre, he's keeping a lass that thinks they're a lad hostage up in his room

bollocks on the chin

my mom told me to go to thailand and get a wife before i get too old to raise kids.

I don't stink I wash myself twice a day and masturbate in the shower

house music
not everyone likes house music
it's a spiritual thing
it's a soul thing

My gorgeous wife stuntpegg

just scranned the meat of a creature I killed myself
venison, should you be wondering

ayy lmao

the cringiest type of dance music

not eating my vegetables to pwn the libs

Mirin the jaw

I have a had a girl say i was a 8/10 but autistic as shit

the noises dadberg makes are unfathomable

sounds like he's vomiting every time he has to brush his teeth

manages to do like a dozne burps in an inhale-exhale way

yawns unfathomably loudly

he sounds like a dying fucking pig

how bigs your cock

alri todd

LEEEEETS DRIIIVEEEE

all dadbergs make noises like that mate, mines the same
love going to visit him and me ma but after a couple of days of the constant racket I'm ready to leave

gif

fuck off

Doesn’t get better than this

need youtube to recommend me some more 5 viewcount freaks

Dog next door has a mate now and they've been barking at each other for hours

kino band

It's pretty average so around 7 inches

why would you do that to the disabled

The scrandemic

Where is the chocolate room in your house?

I'm in no way referencing Charlie in the Chocolate factory by the way.

fuck me I love pickle/gherkin
any sandwich without it is dire

Cor

David Lynch is the DIRECTOR of Twin Peaks.
In the show he plays the DIRECTOR of the FBI.
Think about that.
What is he trying to tell us?
It's so obvious once you get it.

nutritionally speaking, beans on toast is actually not a terrible meal

raping my arse with a wifi adapter

you wouldn't see no shane mcgowan drinking in no beer garden either and i know it's a contentious issue for you lot

If you’re using granary bread yeah

Irish people are crying about this

I always get these

I will never financially recover from this

it's one of the best

wifi signal keeps dropping

I refer to the downstairs toilet as the chocolate room

bet that shit costs FAR more than it's worth

I'll wager a guess though. 7 quid?

who is /our guy/ now?

richard branson will pay

pertaining to what?
politics? pop culture? food? music? sports?
elaborate you cunt

new kino

youtube.com/watch?v=7sr4liKZaBE

sailor dashka

Fiver as part of a meal deal. But yeah I should just make my own

mad how richard branson become a bilyonair off pickle

white people be like 'let me go grab you a beer from my second fridge in my garage'

/our guy/ is clear enough. I'm not talking to you.

Oxygen disappeared in their lungs like the potatoes left in the 1800s

richard branson

Richard Branston Pickle

our guy is holistic and encompasses all of these categories

haha.....yeah
*waddles away to chat with someone more interesting*

leftypol wearing white trainers

shirt lifter

feed starving families beans on toast
fill the food banks with beans and bread
build an empire on beans on toast

Can't even have a beer without some shitskin getting uppity baka...

I ran out of things worth posting years ago

Irish people blubbing and their cheeks reddening as they hear this news

What's wrong with that?

black people be like "let me go grab you a beer from my *smoke alarm cheep* second fridge in my garage"

wypipo be like "have you heard of poopr"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK LOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOL

MARANAX INFIRMUX!

haven't replied to an american post once in my life and have posted here for 9 years, just not going to do it not even once

Knew a Yorkshireman that was completely against white trainers too. He said he bought 10 pairs of the same black trainers and never plans to wear any other trainers again in his life.

Oi'm a bloody yorkshireman like
yorkshire's in me blood like

Filter every JF
I only see british flags and thread quality goes way up
of course I have several other content british flags post filtered too

very petty behaviour

Damn...

have sex mate

A man walks into a library, approaches the librarian, and says, “I’ll have a cheeseburger, fries, and a coke.”