Do you want to move here?

Do you want to move here?

Not really

What do they offer

How to close it?

I want to visit one day but that's about it

Tell me how it works?

id move to the far east

What stops you?

normally

I might get conscripted
and i think australia is alright as far as nature goes
but i do think about the russian far east from time to time

I might get conscripted

Only if you're a citizen and younger than 30. And I doubt you will get the citizenship right away.

We know they'll send us to Ukraine.

i used to

I am younger than 30
I'm wondering if the Russian government scheme in which foreigners are given a free plot of land if they agree to farm on it still in effect?

Idk, maybe.

Fuck off we full

i want to visit kubanoid regions and/or siberia to find a snow princess to save

They don't like shitskins.

kubanoid regions

snow princesses

XDD
Kubanoids are basically Circassians assimilated into speaking Russian language. Just like ukies.

Kolkhoz? Sovkhoz?

No, they are all antisemites and are directly responsible for most of the modern blood libels about us.

Kolkhoz? Sovkhoz?

We're not Soviet Onion anymore....

I am prosemite, thoughalgo

Said nigga which people responsible for killing Russia several times.

Yes, it's the last white country on Earth and the standard of living in Moscow is better than most "first world" cities

You guys have been abusing us for 2 centuries and directly arming and training our enemies for the past 80.

and directly arming and training our enemies for the past 80.

kek

Say it isn't so

If globohomo literally starts taking pieces of canada, probably..

I wouldn't live there, but I am interested in russian language, history and culture. Someday I will try to learn russian but I am lazy about it.

I would love to have a russian online friend

most russian gitls are into italian men

still whiter than shitalians

We did it in your phantasies only.

HIV infection

Oh Negro dear, I oft times hear
You speak of Niginey’s aisle
Her lofty scenes, her valleys green
Her big-mountains rude and wild
They say it is a lovely land, in which a nig boi can dwell
So why did you abandon it, the reason do to me tell

Oh nig laddie I loved my Afro land with energy and pride
Until the blight came upon my land, my sheep and nig cattle died
My rent and taxes were to pay, I could not them redeem
And that’s the cruel reason why I left ol Niggareen

Only if the Russian government gives me:

state sponsored gf between 18-25 years old, needs to be at least 8/10, 100 IQ, not fat, no HIV and not a whore or I won't consider it

190000 monthly ruble salary

ability to do unethical experiments involving ionising radiation sources not withstanding for weapons research as well (I have a dream of building tanks with LINAC's strapped to them or drone mounted neutron bombs that would circumvent all the WMD treaties)

I already live here. ahahahaa. Just kidding... anyway, no

The Soviet union has been supplying the arabs with weapons the entirety of the cold war, and Russia has been supplying them since it ended. It's a fact.

What do they offer

Suffering

yes

Ben Gurion shouldn't have betrayed the Soviet union then