HE DID KICK ME UP THE ARSE edition
/brit/
that would be an ecumenical matter
shite line up this year good Lord
fcukers good though, wouldnt mind seeing them
kneecap
bit embarrassing to be caught taking government money and to apologise for being edgy when that's supposed to be their whole gimmique
have not heard of a single one of these im so uncool
soon as 10:30 a.m hit the McDonald's workers shov all da breakfast up Dey ass
mental to think while i'm in the middle of having a crazy goon sesh with the lads in discord there are terrible wars happening around the world and people being genocide'd.
for me its light eyes with jet black hair
what is this crap
have to mind gfsteins catwitz this weekend, not looking forward to felinetoil
why does it look AI generated?
well?
why are you posting ai slop
cats are nice mate, just give him some fuss and a bit of food and he's sorted
not like dogbergs that are bastarding hard work
soon there will be trillions of videos created by AI like this designed specifically to be as disgusting and horrifying as possibly
God help us all
Getdown services are class
If you like sleaford mods you'll love them, very much in the same vein
not hard to look after a cat
as long as he knows where to poo
might visit Gaza when the yanks take it over
let him in
Me and the gf have 3 kittens who have all taken to sleeping in bed with us overnight, you think you know felinetoil..
let him in
was about to have a nap then took some magnesium and dont feel like i need a nap now
mad that
last time it was here she was pissing in my shower despite having a clean litter tray
dream come true you get to laze around in bed touching a woman and soft animals
I hope no-one finds out about my small penis
cute
love 'bergs me
youtu.be
Required listening
gymtoil was alright. Some guy asked me to work in and I said yes, and then right after the same machine became available next to us. The guy was too awkward to go to it after asking to work in with me so he just continued to linger around me. I would have gone to the other machine myself, but seems bitch made to abandon the machine i was on for some other guy
hope she cheats on you with a bbc and gets pregnant with a black baby
Not gay but currently sucking a rowntrees ice lolly
cant wear those big trousers that zoomers like because they accentuate my small penis in the wind
How much are big magnesium paying you
you gaza be kidding me!
maybe he wanted to be friends
not interested
BBC provides greater vaginal pleasure and more athletic offspring.
i think this sounds rubbish
How the fuck do big trousers accentuate ones penis
corr
get the red end sucked
taste the pain
If you like sleaford mods
We're not lefty mongs so we don't
when the wind blows you see the outline
this is why i chose to become a woman
why dont we all meet up in real life
Surely you see that in tight trousers without the wind
you sounds upset and spiteful towards women/relationships. Sorry to hear that lad
This x
wanking a cock with my arse
nowt wrong with that
tonight i shall be making fish rice
tight trousers i can control the placement of my penis easily so it doesnt look small
what trousers are you on about
sorry leftypol woke is over
I'm in the kitchen preparing the rice for prawn fried rice at this very moment
It rice night
Levis XX Chinos
me bottom right
Next jeans
dickies
get the rice fried
gang of parrots just swoopt past my balcony
Ultimate Performance Super-Lightweight Shower Resistant Chinos
what has become of her?
sucking a poo
half a milli in the bank
So what’s the plan for the 26+ womenless anons here? Is it a step dad vibe, is it a never gonna find a women intentionally vibe
any betting tips
got somewhere to be at 7 so naturally ive been pacing around the flat since 1
adhd
so many lads die without having the opportunity to get their arses shagged, sad stuff really xx
GIRLS
FECK
DRINK
out on the tiles tonight?
going field day instead
women come and go for me mate
I’m not worried
Fucking hate doing things
I'm regularly told I give off "serial killer vibes"
field day has been shite for years too
too many dickheads now
Coming to the horrifying realisation that after finishing my degree after 5 years that I picked the wrong subject and am doomed to a miserable career which I am certain to hate
nigel farage more like nigel fromage
Holy shit are the Euros actually putting pressure on Monkeyman? What a day to be alive
can you lads be positive for once x
at least it doesnt matter since the clathrate gun changes everything in 2026
All talk
could so easily fuck and cum inside one of the young 20 year olds I was shagging before my I got with gf but I just couldn’t do that to her. But I’m such a horny bastard I’d like nothing more. No one speaks of shaggers regret
India and Pakistan agree ceasefire after days of cross-border strikes
Fucking boring
Trump is the only western leader who commands respect
went outside for the first time in weeks and it was awful
got a book on william blake from waterstones though
Nothing ever happens will always be true because the moment something happens there won't be anyone around to be smug about it
reckon you'll read it?
spent most of my 20s with no sense of urgency about getting a gf
now im nearly 30 and it hits me like a ton of bricks every day
(8) why do you wanan go put stars in their eyes (8)
i got with a girl last night so im in a decent mood but otherwise ye seeing all the fit half naked things u cant get is a real downer
better luck next time :)
yeah after tea x
What about Meloni?
Teens and twenties are fundamental for learning about women and relationships through experience. Where do you even start at 30
shut the fuck up diego
I've been the opposite, with each passing year I care less about nogf in fact I think the only reason I cared in the first place was because I felt you were supposed to
dunno mate
honestly idk
guess would have to get one girl first to even think about it but is truggle to imagine a girl great enough to overcome her having kids if that's what it ends up like
bizarre lie
you're a 50 year old virgin
Lift broke at gym with someone inside. They were calling the fire brigade as i was leaving.
Big mf like me could have simply ripped the doors open and got them out, but nah, i wanted to go to Tesco instead.
I’m right there with you mate, just moving about is shit
?
can be a virgin and still have girls giving you handjobs tho
turn 35 this year, think i just need to accept its time to fuck off to south east asia and dump my spunk into some random brown slag that wants white kids
white kids
errr whos going to tell him
Why didn't she fuck you?
going to watch some pure kino tonight
got the evening acca on
firing up the tor browser are you
learning about fashion
rorke accidentally humming kanyes new song on the bus
why would she not like we in private bed we in public innit
some Britflags in another thread saying is was commonplace to have a few pregnant girdt in your final year of secondary school not long ago.
Didn't realise scrotes browsed Anon Babble
Most women are beautiful
Yeah same
It's a pity that I fucked up my a-levels and ended up studying English Lit
grow up
all my niggas nazis, nigga, heil hitler
Attended private school and one lass got pregnant three times in the last year of 6th form. She loved getting spunked up but was at least smart enough to get abortions so she could go to uni.
My poo hurts
That’s how I got my son tho
I’ve eaten shit.
there's a rave on the common
embodiment of sexo
can I come?
zoom zoom
Banging headache and no painkillers
right I've put this off long enough, it's time for cans
on my bumperiod
three abortions in a year
Holy grimoli.
Cute I hope you'll educate him so that he doesn't make the same mistake
what actually?
which one
clapham?
keeping me powder dry for tomorrow me, look at them fixtures corrrr gonna do me bollocks in
I'm 35
couldn't tell you the last saturday i wasn't hungover
All draws
yeah mate get over here
you’re insane mate, at least you’re enjoying your teenage years
An obsidian skinned blackamoor from southern Sudan is thrusting his 8 inch charcoal black penis into their pink vaginas and impregnating them so that 8 months later they will give birth to a caramel colored stud and ruining over 5000 years of evolution in the blink of an eye
not in final year since they were college age but at 16 before the first group leave school there was at least a couple chav girls who had kids
Upon further reflection your story is likely BS
cant imagine having a son at 18
couldnt barely wipe my own arse at 18 never mind fathering a child
loseter
drawing
legend are u actually there post pic and i might come
french socialist politician jean luc melancamp
can barely wipe my own arse at 29 (i'm 23 stone)
This may surprise you but teenagers used to have sex.
are city actually not going to score wtf are they doing
has he done something again?
If you're gonna have a kid at 18 you may aswell familymaxx and try to get 6 or 7 our before your mid-30s
I tried reading a romance novel they all suck
A man who's pure or innocent
Gets corrupted by a woman
um
having my tea now because im going out later you see at 7
they still have sex all the time loads of it. At least 3 young lads (16-19) on my road that have their peng little gf over all the time
lads please learn to wipe your arse properly
(8) i had some help not like i could make this kind of mess by myself (8)
nice wish i had someone to do something with
ye he sang jack and diane
Yes but getting pregnant 3 times within a 9 month period with abortions in between is implausible
where you going
it's a common occurrence in my country, there's even a hashtag for it on tiktok
camden x
ktinm I can't even remember the last time I went out on a saturday definitely before covid
a weekend without being drunk is a weekend wasted tbqh
Have any teens set their laptops on fire or is that an American trend?
I will not submit to woke
make me
doubt it
the only thing he sings are communists anthems and nasheeds
I grew out of that around 27ish I think so I get you
there's even a hashtag for it on tiktok
What is it?
today the song STAY by the kid laroi & JB was playing on my local radio station and after 4 years of overplay this was the first time I realised "hey this is kinda ...gay" like I've always thought that Justin's feature is pointless as he just comes in to yap for a second and is only there because he is famous but since the song is a breakup song and they sing about being broken up and harmonize together it sounds like they are singing to eachother even though this is obviously not the case
this same sentiment goes for the song "I Had Some Help" by Post Malone & Morgan Fallen, it's a song that many MAGA enjoy but I find it ironic that it's accidentally VERY GAY like from first listen to that song I had to double take myself cuz I thought they were singing to eachother
the prettier, cooler sister to I had some help is ofc II MOST WANTED by beyoncé & Miley Cyrus which is also very gay but I honestly think with this one that it was atleast somewhat intentional as it's not a breakup song and they are clearly singing to eachother and have chemistry even if it's written off as a "gal plas" song
has anyone else here noticed this phenomena and do you guys have more examples that I missed?
still not grown out and in my 30s rip maybe if i had a partner
The browns are right we are vile for wiping our pooey arse with bog roll rather than washing with water
gormless twit
It’s a social media site, but that isn’t important right now
what?
just holding the spot whilst everyone gets more drinks
...you wanna know because...?
Absolute madman
everyone
lmao
didn't realise weather in clapham so bad and grey nice and sunny here
what if a poo sucked your dick
so you have aids
Been using baby wipes to clean my arsehole after doing a poo, much better than the coarse and rough toilet paper
pooing gay porn
almost as if it’s not a pic from today
true, direct hand contact with shit only washed with water is much cleaner than no contact wiping
What's going on here
never wiped my arse in my life. Mumza always done it for me.
ye was a joke mate
come camden diego
its mad how badly some people's bodies store fat mine isn't great goes to my hips but imagine it going to your breasts as a man ffs
have you hugged your mum today?
Clapham Common has a reputation as a place for men seeking anonymous sex with other men in public places.[50]
what's that gay park in london where they go to fuck eachother in bushes
at least it doesnt go into your arse like those somalians or whatever they are
All of my body fat gets stored on my tummy, the rest of my body looks like 8% body fat but just a big fucking round belly with it
in hindsite why wasn't he allowed to post the peters?
all of them
hampstead heath is bummer central
Mine goes to my arse
Genuinely have a plump, fuckable arse
Girlfriendberg says she's jealous of it and wishes her arse was as nice as mine
I would have to agree
cruisingmind
deegsie's second home
te,pted to go to the (local) pub but not sure i cba
oh my gays
mods and jannies being faggots
they let everyone spam except him
similar desu i have stick arms and legs and then love handles it's bizarre
hindsite
/london/ meetup when
mortified
gfberg caught me twerking in the kitchen
might have to break up with her
how many tiems do you wear tshirts before washing
usually get 2 or 3 times out of mine
we do meetups twice a year be patient
hate sunberg
a year or two
Only wear fresh shirts if I'm going outside but otherwise will wear them for 2 or 3 days
billions of blue blistering barnacles
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mate we go to monty pyke every week lol
like 2 weeks if I'm not leaving the house
hate sunberg
it's sunny for one day in the uk and britoids want to kill themselves over it
can't seem to scrub the stink out of my armpits
actually true tho last week when it was constantly hot i was losing my rocker
Not me, I'm loving this weather
There’s been a massive blast reported in my underpants
you'd have to be a properly mindbroken little goblin to hate this sort of perfect weather
does huffing nos regularly turn you into a mong
oh if you were a woman...
Nah we love it
Woke up again. What a sick joke
It’s lovely at the moment, when the consistent 30 degree days roll around that’s when a Brit wants to end it all
I know someone who went blind from it
might do something drastic
how about grow up
how big are your gfs boobs? 32F here bretty good
mental how we have a pope bob
Dogberg on a mad one
Is she on the chunky side lad?
snõõper are decent
fuck you all im playing tekken 8 with the curtains closed and window shut
38G
no, no fat chicks allowed
we're all up north lad next one is in manny
Looks like a sweetheart
Think 30GG or something like that
love when the woman starts jerking her dick while she sucks the guy off in porn xx
right I'm off down the chippy
32 band
chunky
open the schools
how about you start tekken a clue you f8t bastard
brother is about to have his third child by 30 and he looks absolutely destroyed how did people used to do this
I'm curious
:)
In surrounded by black women atm....
who is more powerful? a waspy connecticuter family whose their sons join skull and bones club or a member of scottish rite?
Mutt dogs are the best by far, so what's so bad about mutt children? Get the ethnics shagged
and what about the mother rorke?
and he looks absolutely destroyed
why? he's not the one carrying them
Who?
And what?
Dogs aren't the same as humans
he has to support them
Suck my balls adolf
mate i want everyone else to be miserable like me
cant have it with fit girls walking around half naked with their (male) friends
hitler long
rorke lost
leftypol WON
sure, but he wanted it
congrats to him and all the best
not gonna happen is it, the worlds gonna keep turning, everyone will keep shagging, stop blaming the world for your problems and have a look inside for the solution
atheist cope
cheeks are a little red from the sun and i look cute as a button :3
Well I've got a couple and it's not so bad.
As long as you sleep train then you get your evenings still, its fine unless you make it hard on yourself or get a spacker.
Hitler very long yes
We are gonna have a future that's a mix of cyberpunk and judge dread
Everyone in judge dread is unemployed
They have nothing to do
So commit crimes
The welfare state only gives you a apt and food
People go around breaking shit and causing chaos
Police is incompetent or too brutal
Coffee to the booze, coffee to the fucking booze, never really do get much water in. Water has no flavor and very negligible intoxicating effect.
I barely shower so just once a day.
business plan: make a statue of an ugly fat black woman and put it in new york
Only good when you're really thirsty
mental how all you have to do to not get a hangover is eat a carb heavy meal and drink water
And it's kino
Sooner die alone than go with a single mother.
lmao mate no
when i drink 20 units of alcohol i will have a hangover whatever happens well unless i drunk it over a ridiculously long period of time
gallon of water a day man myself
I think the funniest plot of judge dread is that entire megablocks will decided to have fire fights because they are bored and hate each other
I’ve been absolutely perfect with my cut this week. Haven’t exceeded 1.9k calories once and trained hard all week. We gonna be looking ripped for holiday lads
What is your discord kitten?
lil zoomer jumping up and down on his computer shouting kino and w at the most inane normal interactions and conversations
gallon of semen a day man myself
It should be illegal for women to be loud
well you're canadian so
bet that sounded really funny in his head
toilet is flushing itself again
how is this possible genetically
Excuse me?
medals in the post
Seed of the gael
was tempted to make a gay joke but i do respect the dedication
good on you, la
It should be illegal for women to have sex with men who arent me
Bet this indonesian freeaboo girl has nice feet
mad what the japanese got up to in ww2
imperial japan was genuinely the most evil nation to ever exist