/med/ + frens

Kikebird edition
Got all his shit stolen:

Moselle ROCKED subedition
youtube.com/watch?v=K41IMe28zhg

Thread theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=LqSkYMmyUWU

Good morning /med/.

Pushing for the reintroduction of jackdaws in Malta so that I train a flock of them to go around the island and rob stuff for me.

Most hardworking maltese

Good morning med
Based subedition

Bump.

I'm moving to France. I want to get a Spanish gf there.

Goddamn, I don't care much about tits but this specimen is simply impressive

Quite so.

Wouldn't it be easier to go to Spain in that case ?

Don't get me wrong I don't hate french women but I just don't like black women and I bet it would be difficult for me to go after white girls. Spanish women are more whorish but also more down to earth so I might have a better chance with them, I've also been in a relationship with a Spanish girl while on my Erasmus. Anyway I can't move to Spain, job is in France

That woman is sexo incarnated, her depiction in photographs should be illegal

500 kcal

70 g brotein

Yummers

I don't care much about tits

Zesty ass nigga.

It's not that I dislike them, it's that the size is frankly irrelevant as long as they're not saggy

Erotic iconoclasm?

Hello medlings. Played Morrowind until 2am and just started back as soon as I woke up. Gonna make some coffee.
I don't have food left but I don't care.
I'm not gonna say it but you all know what I want to say.

Monsert

Cagie wagie closing in

I love it when scam callers try to rob me off a service that I don't use.

Tell them "saaaaar redeem the needful benchod"

It was text-to-speech lmao.

Watching EU5 videos, it looks really good, I hope it releases soon

leaving the gym with my friend

a girl from the gym staff who is the gf of a guy from my high school ask us to come over

ask for a review in google

tell her I won't do it

my friend laughs a bit and tell me to do it to be a nice guy

tell them that I won't, that I'm very disagreeable person

and I wouldn't leave a good review anyway since there are some complaints I have about the gym (I have to hide when using chalk and there's an uneven number of some plates)

as we leave my friend says I'm autistic but not in a funny way

Thoughts about this encounter I just had?

You should have just told her you would do it but don't do it anyway afterwards

Spanish women are more whorish

Are they really though?

Just go roon or something.

Should have done something similar to this except give a 1 star rating despite telling them you would rate it 5.

Thoughts on bulgarian bags my powershitter nibba?

All women are whores.

I already roon twice this week, I might do some treadmill today

While you were right, your reaction made you look like a bad guy.
Google reviews are a serious business and I only leave positive ones to the businesses that deserve them.
I am a valued contributor of google maps and google reviews and I would not want to tarnish my good name and betray the community just because a pretty woman asked me to.

Even the nerdy ones who do not talk much?

ah, the elusive eastern kikebird

Home...
youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=Tbb9B70YU18
I think you are indeed a very diagreeable person and that behavior just isn't conducive to making friends.
It might be an autism thing or a personality thing. One thing is sure, you're going through social life on hard mode because of that.

Potatoes.

What, why

The representative bird of South Korea is the magpie.
There are a lot of magpies in this country.
That's why South Korea is the country with the most magpie genetic research in the world.
And Japan is full of crows.
The representative bird of Japan is the crow.
The interesting thing is that in South Korea, crows are considered ominous birds, and in Japan, magpies are considered ominous birds.

All I know about crows is they were the birds of Odin or something.
As for Greece, our national bird has to be the phoenix but it is not real of course.
Also nice trips.

If I was handsome, I would have steamrolled through life. I would own this city. I would have been too powerful so maybe it's better that way.
I love both crows and magpies, very cool symbols!

Magpies are beautiful. They look elegant. They are beautiful when they fly in the sky. However, there are too many magpies in South Korea, and they often ruin crops. And crows are actually quite large when you see them irl. And their intelligence is surprisingly high, and their sounds are really creepy. And one thing to add is that both South Korea and Japan are well-known for the ancient tale of a crow with three legs. This is a story that was passed down from ancient Korea to ancient Japan, and its original form can be found in ancient China. We still often use the painting of a crow with three legs as our emblem, though.

Also God gave me IBS to nerf me.

The interesting thing is that in South Korea, crows are considered ominous birds

Crows are also regarded as ominous birds in my country. As for magpies I've never heard of them being considered unlucky and in fact, they're not commonly seen in the area where I live.

Two eastern brothers talking about the kinoest birds.
You fellas are welcome here, honorary medders

Didn't know this story.
Maybe the ancients saw ufos and thought of them as three legged crows.

honorary medders

Hello.

why are asian people so ugly on average?

You're on the wrong side of history, pal.
Your hate will not bring asian-meditteranean relations down.

East Asians are possibly the people furthest away from medders in looks and culture

Are you an extra terrestrial, good sir.

Rude.

that's why they are extremely ugly

asian-meditteranean relations down.

such as?

Until you raised dead monarchs from the mould
And built again the domes of Xanadu,
I lay in evil case, and never knew
The glamour of that ancient story told
By good Ser Marco in his prison-hold.
But now I sit upon a throne and view
The Orient at my feet, and take of you
And Marco tribute from the realms of old.
If I am joyous, deem me not o’er bold;
If I am grateful, deem me not untrue;
For you have given me beauties to behold,
Delight to win, and fancies to pursue,
Fairer than all the jewelry and gold
Of Kublaï on his throne in Cambalu.

By the way, the oldest ancient relic of the crow with three legs, an ancient Korean relic, is currently in a museum in Pyongyang, NK. South Korea and Japan still consider the crow with three legs as an important part of their cultural identity, but most Chinese people do not even know what the crow with three legs is. In fact, most Chinese civilians do not know much about their country's ancient history due to poverty and lack of historical education. And due to the Cultural Revolution that the Chinese Communist Party carried out from the 1970s to the 1980s, a significant portion of China's historical books, relics, and artifacts were destroyed or lost.

Marco Polo more like Marco POOP

Magpies are beautiful

Yeah

And before you ask, yes this is real.

youtu.be/XTAuTBDBEe8
this you, fetcher?

I wish I had a med gf
same, will you be playing your cunt?

Among the South Koreans, most of those living in the northern and central parts of South Korea have never actually seen a crow irl. So, When they actually see a crow in southern part of South Korea, geographically close to Kyushu island, they are surprised by its huge size.

Thanks, Medchadbros.

Why so mad?

I heard it still needs a lot of work due to braindead AI and terrible optimisation
still, it does look kino

I'm taking a shit

such as?

Japan buys a lot of Maltese tuna and Malta buys a lot of Japanese cars.

Holy mother of bloat.

I heard that apparently she's considered ugly in Korea itself and is more popular in the west
crazy if true

same, will you be playing your cunt?

I will be playing a lot of cunts, not yours tho, I would rather play as Polan' to make Lithuania a subject to provide slaves to Polan's harvest fields

Nothing personal

answer the question

hello niggas
friend of mine got tickets to the Celta de Vigo match... sounds like fun
lol wtf

the new starting date favours playing in Shitaly so I'll be trying that first (and Byzantium immmediately after)

rather play as Polan' to make Lithuania a subject to provide slaves

what did we do to you? we just wanted everyone to fuck off and leave us in peace

In one video I've seen this same morning the guy says the base of the game is done, now the have to optimize the game, add quality of life things, improve automatization of trade and such...

The game is 10 times more complex than EU4, so they have a lot of work to do, if they manage to improve all of that it can be the end of many people's social life

if you had converted earlier to Catholicism you would have been as succesful as Poland if not more

I think the crush was a tranny all along, bros
But I spent too much time getting hard over that booty...!

She is attractive, but she is not pretty. She is not a beauty in the eyes of Koreans or other East Asians. And she is not an actress, but a fashion model who worked in NYC or Paris. Incidentally, she had a long-term boyfriend who was a famous actor in South Korea, but they dated for 9 years and recently broke up. So she is now single.

She is not a beauty in the eyes of Koreans or other East Asians.

even a monkey is considered beautiful in Asia why are you lying?

Beware of traps.

we literally did convert in 1251, the only reason we reverted back is because germans kept attacking us while poles were also a threat to the south

Crazy indeed, I can take care of their "ugly" women then
I'll be trying brandemburg, england or france first, I like their start point
That's not how Europa Universalis works, sorry chap

TRAPed

eh, at least he's hot, funny and nice to talk to

it seems beauty standards can vary quite a lot from place to place
still I love coreanas

plap plap plap

that's a man

this you?

Wtf, I didn't know they existed in real life

Not yet

Go to the fucking park!!!

legs

then what, teacher!

I look forward to it
EU4 never quite clicked for me what with all the bird and sword mana, but this looks much more my speed

still I wouldn't expect a release soon, maybe late 2025 early 2026

I want to play Portugal and fuck around with markets and colonies until I get good at the game, then my main ideas for hard but not impossible runs are:

Rhodes or Cyprus, Crusader States revival retake Jerusalem from the Mamlukes for the Deus Vult memes

play as a minor Chinese nation, crash the Mongol Yuan dynasty (with no survivors) and form my own dynasty

play Scotland and do a Celtic/Gaelic revival, after taking out the eternally Perfidious Germanic Anglo-Saxon and reuniting the British Isles under Celtic rule turn west and colonise North America for Celtic lebensraum

it was a Lithuanian king(Jogaila) that truly brought them together THO

yet

Well if you do pork your homie, at least have the decency to give him a reach-around

not even sure if mtf or just taking estrogens to be more feminine

still I wouldn't expect a release soon, maybe late 2025 early 2026

I think so too, nothing wrong with that, I'm pathient

Wew.

she's 188cm, I looked it up
feel heightmogged...

This is what a beautiful woman should look like here.

youtube.com/watch?v=X8K9Op9dn9g&pp=0gcJCdgAo7VqN5tD

Tall women are not so rare, actually
Everyday I see tens of chicks my size or seemlingly taller, without even having particularly high shoes (I'm 181cm)

Still got mixed feelings about this

interesting perspective

she is unironically disgusting

Nagga you gay.

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looking for med gf
requirements:

be cute

be med

offered benefits

1 (ONE) hug per day

international history and quirky suomi fact discussions

Seems straightforward.

about how I feel about it

her face is weird AND small tits are better

How are Korean women on average? And is it hard to find a kinky one?

There are no women here anon, only cocks, as far as you can see

rape

Personally I'm not selective about ethnicity. Why rule out potential partners of various ethnicities?

a man can dream, if there is no hope, then there is no point in carrying on

I was told to on this site to take my meds, so I'm looking for her

Describe Lithuanian women, my fren

You got fooled.

...a guy is fine too I suppose

I FUCKING LOVE BIRDIES AHAHAHAHAHA

Thievingass bird

I don't think the person who told you that meant those meds anon...

Thievingass

is this a new list entry?

all taken in highschool, remaining ones are taken in university
after that its either single mothers or grannies
I DECIDE WHAT MEDS I WANT

Eww.

just gotta make sure the dick isn't there so there's no risk of getting it in your no-no zone

No.

It's fine if you wanna receive, anon

taking advice from this godforsaken website

all taken in highschool, remaining ones are taken in university

Interesting

You could always travel to another EU country. The benefits of EU membership (which us Brits no longer have).

travel to another EU country

I don't want to, I like my country and I want it to be better
it's better than being a leech or opportunist in some other

Holy shit, black people smell so fucking bad.

rude, it's just our natural musk

Spain?

YWNBB

blacker than you, Pierre

50% of the statements are lies.

Impossible, cracker

I'd be her first (black bvll)

imagine cummin on her fat tits

I'd cum between them so you can cum on them

/med/ will give you that "solution" for any problem that you face, even if it is a clogged sink.

Why would you add spice on her, are you seasoning her to eat her later.

how do I get a med gf?

i looked at her face, wtf is that

Feeling bitter? Have you thought of moving to another european country?

Go to med school.

Ah mon ami, ça sent le bourbier
youtube.com/shorts/snCE_hyqBJw

Of course it makes sense to want to stay in your own country, I just suggested that in response to the idea of all women in Lithuania being taken already

a leech or opportunist

That's just how life is. If other people are being opportunists then maybe there's nothing wrong with being an opportunist yourself, if it gets you to where you want to be in life.

Based. You'll find a woman iyc don't worry. It's not India or China tier of gender imbalance I suppose.
Ermm, just stay positive and things will get better. :)

F-f-fren…?

At a religious fest. There’s a young girl here, no more than 25. Porcelain white skin, long dark brown curly hair, light blue eyes, freckles. Small booba, but nice hips and butt. No dress, just some dress pants in light blue with a tight white shirt and a small light blue blazer. Not my cup of tea regarding the clothing choice, but the way the pants and the shirt hug her body, oh boy.

Pic related, the big man looking at me while I’m having these thoughts.

Religious women are usually weird.
Keep that in mind.

Argentinette

Americanette

Greekete

Breizh (zesty)

She also has thinned framed round glasses and nice brows, not those pencil shitty brows.

Mine's a thicc 22 yo mexicana
or...mexicano?

Breizh has a 30cm monster horse cock THOUGH

tfw 15/16cm for 13cm of girth

yet it looks smol

Argentinette

This is 1

Americanette

Greekete

I've been here for months and I haven't seen any of them, they could be a collective hallucination for all I know

Breizh (zesty)

Biological male

Mine is 17 long and has a girth of 14 and it looks small from my POV. It only looks okay when I see it sideways in the mirror.

Does not matter as he is vers and not top only.

Even in the mirror, it looks pretty small
also...fucking curve, man, I named my dick Pisa

take a pic

and it looks small from my POV

all perspective

Didn't some romanian guy match on tinder with this girl yesterday?

fucking curve

But having a curve is good... Wdym broski?

ladies like the curve. it scratches the itch

if you like spending time with her(him), think she(he)'s hot and enjoy sex with her(him), why are you getting worked up over it?

not everyone likes the same things, and judgemental people won't like you anymore if you bend over backwards to fit their judgements
I think maybe you shouldn't deny yourself because some internet autists and moral busybodies will get mad over it

feet mentioned

i agree

Greekette has posted some times since you’ve been here.

The curve is supposed to be good to the receiving partner thoughbeit.

No.

India, Pakistan ceasefire worked out 'directly between' them: Indian government source

Nothing ever happens.

I'm 80kg.
But it is easy to fatten up when one follows a sedentary lifestyle because of computers, phones and cars.

The pale girl is a professional dancer.
Imagine the moves.

Guys on Anon Babble are obsessed with this girl...

I'm 87 kg at 172 cm short.

checked
redheads are SEX I don't blame them
I have been on a diet for around 3 months now and I'm no longer overweight

I'm 60 kg at 170

You should bulk.

twink body

I'm a bit fat but thankfully not as fat as the average American

I'm 80kg at 180cm

it's over: the award winning picture

for context Trump is on the phone with them, I suppose that explains their sunny disposition

I don't have much appetite

Eunuchs were typically fat because food was their only pleasure in life. Although I retain my genitalia, I am spiritually in tune with them.

Although I retain my genitalia, I am spiritually in tune with them.

Me too.

have gym bunnies throwing themselves at him

reject, deject them, focus on the lifts only

uhhh we are like, totally the same, man

eunuchs caused the deadliest war in human history that from 184 to 280 wiped out from 15%-20% of all of humanity depending on estimates, about 70% of China's population(from 56 million pop to 16 million according to the census)
pure evil
I am thoroughly convinced men without balls are literally agents of Satan

I don't have gym bunnies throwing themselves at me.

Today it's been a morning of footy.

It would have been much easier to say "I will later" even though it's not your intention to rate the gym.
I am the opposite, 182cm and 73kg.

It's not about what's easier.
It's about being myself or something ig.

was their only pleasure in life.

They also got fucked in the ass thoughbeit.

eunuchs caused the deadliest war in human history that from 184 to 280 wiped out from 15%-20% of all of humanity depending on estimates, about 70% of China's population

QRD, portuchad?

You should have seen that graph about how much men can bench and the number of their sexual partners.
Let's just say andalucia's numbers on average equal less sexual partners than those have who don't lift at ll.

Tomorrow is the clasico, last chance for Real to claim the title, hope they inspired from Inter and beat these Varca cunts for once

China was the most populous empire in the world, after a string of child emperors they seized most of the power in government and started extorting the peasantry for profit and selling government positions to the highest bidder in a time of crop failures and pressure from nomadic groups
this led to the a popular revolt in 184(the yellow turban rebellion) and a complete collapse of central authority(known as the war of the three kingdoms)
96 years of neat constant war and famine really did a number on the population

That's really interesting. Thanks as always, portuchad.
But why do you know so much about Chinese history though? I know you like to learn about the history of almost all nations, but why China? Why not Japanese or Korean history for example? Why is it the one that hits *that* spot?

That was not portuchud (me), it was nwahposter. Git gud at deciphering anons, magyarkun.

I know absolutely nothing about this topic, so I choose not to believe it (it's literally that simple).

China was the most populous empire in the world, after a string of child emperors they seized most of the power in government and started extorting the peasantry for profit and selling government positions to the highest bidder in a time of crop failures and pressure from nomadic groups

That sounds like a weirdly modern problem to be having nearly 2000 years ago.
I guess it spits in the face of futurists who think that human greed and ambition will suddenly disappear once we have the right level of technology (or something).

Greed is intemporal and eternal, catnigga.
And if you’re not greedy, someone else will be and trample you under foot. It just keeps repeating itself over and over again.

brets.fr/produits/
Which crisps flavour would you try (there are 3 pages) ?

It just keeps repeating itself over and over again.

Dare I say... it insists upon itself?

Guys, guys!!!
I should kms for being an ugly piece of shit. I hate myself so much!

shit you're right
If I like him, I should just try my luck

What happened this time ?

Yeah I hope so, tomorrow is their very last chance of having options of winning something.
Love yourself.

They can't bottle it 4 times in a row, also Barca played more matches than them and is tired after that Inter game they have no excuse.

Such is life, I suppose.
None of them. I've been burnt too many times by fancy crisps that don't taste anything like the flavour they're supposed to resemble. If I were you, I would use the money to buy high-quality Kinder chocolate instead.

Such is life. And I pride myself on not trampling anyone, neither letting myself be trampled. Always have one ace against your overlords in case things go sour.

Gman?

important question
in your country
nautiloids or ammonoids?
it's not as fun as it sounds
I trip on it every time I shower
breton win

Brets are known to taste exactly like how they are portrayed, also not gonna buy them, just curious about medders' tastes

Nautiloids of course

Hello /med/ders, I am at a festival trying to take a piss for 30 minutes

You will literally unironically never believe this, but I just found a vid about dinosaurs on antarctica and was like "zamn that nigga breizh would love that" than like 5 minutes later you appear. No cap ong.
youtube.com/watch?v=CV21Ce0NuQA

question

The one on the right is hella cute. So I'm going with ammonoids.

Just piss on the ground

nautiloids or ammonoids?

Ammonoids, since nautiloids are enemies in Terror from the Deep.

Clearly the left niggas are on the edge of evolution.

Piss on the floor in front of everyone to assert dominance.
Dancer qt left the fest, she really was a qtpi.

cute
but you underestimate how autistic I am about this
I actually dislike extinctzoo quite strongly
it's way too sloppish and oversimplified for me
for actual good paleontological content I recommend animal analytics or moth light media
moth light media even has a video about the same topic im pretty sure
I really can't decide
nautiloids survived to this day and are older but they've never reached the same peak diversity of ammonoids
who won in the end...
it keeps me up at night

It basically boils down to literal evolutional prowess on the side of the nautiloids and the sheer diversity of shells of the other fellows.
For me, I like the nautiloidchuds because the recent specimens have the cute “helmet” protruding from their shells and they look kino.

While out walking, my mind is guaranteed to venture to numerous thoughts and daydreams, which practically put me on autopilot. Yesterday's main topic was the medieval town of Ħal Għul. To keep it short, I made the connection with a particular band who had this one song that I enjoyed, which is this one below. 'Ħal Għul' literally means 'Ghoul town', hence the connection.
youtu.be/yywGI1H_oyM?si=4aUXOPef3Exincig

most ammonites also haf a similar mantle to close off their shell although the muscle attachements were pretty different
the main difference was their eyes
nautiluses have extremely primitive eyes it's basically just holes that sense light while ammonites had similar eyes to squid and the likes

semen demon whore

China is cool
I watched a tv show about the three kingdoms and played the total war game
I know a little bit about modern Korean and Japanese history, currently watching indy neidell's Korean War week by week, MacArthur just got shitcanned last month
and as said, you're a s'wit
Humanity never changes, read any history that isn't epics about great conquerors and everything is the same
even down to /med/ zestiness

wall grafitti on Pompeii Bar/Brothel of Innulus and Papilio: Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men's behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!

humans are always the same

from 56 million pop to 16 million according to the census

isnt the 16 million figure slightly exagerated by the fact that a lot of the population at the time was probably tax evading or some shit like that? i think i remember reading something like this but i dont even know if it was about the wars you're talking about or some other chinese war

The best chapter of chink history was the time before the Qin empire, the yellow turban rebellion and the Jesus larper episode, and you can’t argue otherwise.

even with tax evasion taken into account it doesn't account for a 70% drop, although it's believed the majority of the casualties were due to starvation and disease not war directly
although the war did destroy a lot of good farmland

i might try this one, but flavoured chips are not my favourite thing

Qin was kino I agree

the Jesus larper episode

akshually he just said he was Jesus' brother as he got millions of people killed :D

Serious question.
How many /med/ers are history pros?
(History knowledge directly correlates with autismo)
And what’s the technical subject that /med/ likes the most?
Biology? Physics? Maths? Programming? Sociology? Literature? Etc

me fr

Forgot to say I’m clearly an electronics/history chud.

for actual good paleontological content I recommend animal analytics or moth light media

thx

How many /med/ers are history pros?

history pros as in what? history is prob my biggest interest, i read some books (not a lot cause i got a pretty bad case of zoomer-brain), wikipedia articles, ppl just talking about shit, watching some good youtube videos and you know playing paradox games

Nice track. Is there some story about Ħal Għul?

I remember in my second or third grade reading my mom’s 12th grade history books. I always had straight 100% in every history exam from my fifth to 9th years. In the sixth grade my mom was called to the school because apparently (I don’t remember what I wrote) I did a whole treatise on the Brazilian colonisation filled with charged stuff about slavery when the question was simply

tell how a sugar cane mill used in colonial Brazil works

learning interesting stuff is fun

pros

I'm not a pro, quite the opposite my profession has absolutely nothing to do with history I just enjoy learning about new people in different times and places
and history is always far more interesting than fiction, with it being actually relevant to the real world and not being a shallow creation of some writer
I just get invested into learning about different eras, and after many years of watching youtube videos on random historical shit it wasn't autistic enough and I started reading books as well

I also get autistic about rpg/some fantasy lore, know far more than I should about Fallout and Elder Scrolls lore and have about an entire library of random tidbits of warhammer 40k lore jammed in my brain

How many /med/ers are history pros?

Generally, I don't give a fuck about history in a traditional sense (any given event that happened and why it happened), nonetheless, I'm of the opinion that it's worth knowing

And what’s the technical subject that /med/ likes the most?

Math (but I totally don't give a fuck about algebra; game theory master race), logic, physics and biology (especially genetics and neurobiology). Psychology is interesting too (cognitive and behavioural in particular)

An underground hamlet in Wied ir-Rum (Byzantine's valley) which was probably built by Christian Byzantines that survived and escaped from the Islamic invaders. They were called ghouls probably because of the way they lived.

You strike me as an interesting person, polebro. My job requires some knowledge in math, but I really just went deep enough to give me tools to tackle my wagie job.