jotchua edition
/cum/ - canada usa mexico
Jason
white
ummmmmmm.....
i look like this
Big if true
someone make a studio ghibli AI thingy out of MAAAAAAAAAAM
(you) look like this
saaar vs maaam. who'd win?
instead of going to work today I went to Gatlinburg. Neat place.
Is it morally right for someone to kill themselves to avoid being raped?
No I don't think so. Because it denies yourself the chance to heal and help others
No
why is that person in that situation in the first place?
maaaaam for sure, saaaaaaar would get jaw-mogged right out of the gate. height mogged as well. once those troon fists start flyin saaaaaaaaar is hittin the ground like a sack of bricks.
ok we need a saar vs maam meme
N
H
ice?
Artie Lange
sat next to an obscenely cute girl on the bus that was playing chess on her phone. She had headphones in and I had no idea how to strike up a conversation
I will always be forever alone
STEAL MY FUCKING MONEY TED
tell her your elo and then scream she's not even playing 70% chess
just be attractive and tall, it's shrimple
but I dont have an ELO, my uncle destroyed any interest I had in chess at a very young age
I'm tall but Im hideously ugly
take her headphones out of her ear
They say regret and resentment is the strongest human feeling
I'm tired of pretending that futa on female taker FPOV isn't the absolute straightest most heterosexual porn possible.
ask her opinions on coronachan
GPT Me as Pepe the Frog
man I cant even say I fucked up a date, I've never even gotten up to bat
I dont have an ELO
it's over
what like she wants to peg me
with a swift punch to the back of her head
t. doesn't walk outside in the sun
bedtime for me cumbums. sleep tight and NHH.
as an aside why the fuck were bowling league shirts big in the ska community
reverse peg her
I should get to sleep too
night bud
erm, i'm not racist thoughbeit.
maybe you shouldn't come back if that's how you're gonna act.
New Hampshire tower…
i fucked up
i fucked and i'm up
if I had even one friend in real life my entire life would change
is that where manchester cum slut lives?
there's texans inside you? that's pretty brokeback
Rude
more than usual? or the normal amount.
we all are your friends
same. my life would go from a calm peaceful sanctuary to a nightmarish burden where i have to care about the feelings of another person.
irreparable damage. my family will probably never talk to me again
:(
what did you do
been fucked up so long it looks like shit down to me
in REAL life
what's good my ninja
eating ramen
So goodbye,
so long,
the road calls me dear
And your tears cannot bind me
anymoooooooore
And farewell
to the girl
with the sun in her eyes
And I kiss you, and then I'll be gone
Every time
that I tried
to tell you that we'd
Lost the magic we had at the start
I would weep
my heart
when I looked in your eyes
And I searched
once again for the spark
Making amanita tea
I'm fasting but I'm too hungry
drinking milk
Milking my cock
Does anybody here know who this is?
It's a bug
famous cartoon character from a Mexican cartoons that's famous all over Spanish speaking countries.
bumblebee man?
If you were really Mexican you would know
Just bee yourself
Feeling the creamy fluid slide right down your throat t. Hanks
Pulled pork is one of the worst meats
fuck anthony fantano
It's delicious when made well
Melon?
What is this, 2016?
canadian niggas be like
"this pork too spicy"
I enjoy Canadian bacon
He's a real life soyjak but I have to give him some respect for marrying a sexy ebony queen
enter the superior carnitas
Pretty sure they got divorced
It's el chapulin colorado, any real Mexican would know that, according to the guy sitting next to me, and the bartenders
Gary Busey is my spirit animal.
POOP
LOL
Now we're talking
Not a fan of much hiphop but Wu Tang Clan ain't nuthin to fuck wit.
I used to wear glasses like a lil nerd
LOL 4 eyes
Favorite wu member?
THE RZA
THE GZA
OL DIRT BASTARD
U GOD
INSPECTA DECK
THE SIXY SECOND ASSASSIN
nitrous don't help me it just put me in a trance
i'm talkin about euphoria, i'm not talkin bout a man
Killarmy would have been the best wu affiliated group if rza didn't didn't let his cousin 9th prince join it
One day I'm gonna get ya
Why does Indiana have a town called "Kokomo"
i used to think a suit makes you sexy but then i realized only few men can look sexy sporting a suit.
wtf this frog's purple
The only men who look bad in suits are small men, short and skinny like me, because it just makes us look like a kid. Otherwise you'll look good in it as long as you choose the right colors and groom appropriately
WTF
t. zero rizz
Is this wordplay about how trance sounds like trans
im not short but im too skinny
it's actually in the negative. people are repulsed by me
How skinny? Like Auschwitz mode? Obviously start bulking, and make sure you work out your chest and shoulders
based and BBpilled
Like Auschwitz mode
pretty much
For me, it’s one of those vertical blue striped shirts under a blue blazer with no tie
Need to get a pumice stone for a callus on my foot
possibly
you need to get some BITCHES, niggaaaaaaa
lol
I've seen images like this, dunno how they do it.
Your thoughts on this?
It’s 91 F already.
nowhere in the us is it 91F this late
In 2 days…
It happens in Texas, not currently though
in poo days...
it's almost my bedtime
gotta get some good last minute posts in
uhhhhh lemme think
more like texASS
She would get mad if you complimented her fat pussy
hurry up brooooo
youtube.com
all my niggas nazis
I have now reached the zenith of my cold
Dry nose from blowing
Headache from blowing
Ears popping from congestion
Nose COMPLETELY plugged
Cough
Its all downhill from here at least
why does not man not practice good oral hygiene
97 tomorrow for me
Nigga heil Hitler
your mom practices good oral on my penis
Just found out about the surname Bottomley
thank you for sharing anon. very interesting. i'll keep an eye out.
howling @ worst Californians and arizonians
Feels tired man
Just found out marvel has a superhero named Dick Rider
they named a superhero after your mom?
you should talk to your weatherman about that.
Just sent that motherfucker flying
Maybe she's born with it
Maybe it's Maybelline
Women are dainty and whimsical
and with this i leave you all
youtube.com
goodnight
Just imbued by sword with whimsy
I'm in a bad mood tonight.
my sword
have u tried being happy
Ate the heaviest burrito of my life and currently shitting out my brains
wypipo be like
"these beans too spicy"
It had no beans
wypipo be like
"no beans please, they upset my tummy"
wypipo be like
"nigga heil hitler"
Washington state signed a new law requiring priests to report abuse, and the catholic church responded by threatening to excommunicate any priest that complies
if microsoft wants me to upgrade to windows 11 so badly why do they make it such a convoluted process
just give me an "Upgrade to Windows 11" button and I'll click that shit in a heartbeat you dumb streetshitting fuckheads
requiring priests to report abuse
Is this already not a law
rapist rapee confidentiality
that neo-lib friend who gets offended by literally everything
having friends
that's cuck shit
But when it's my time to throw the next stone
I'll call you beautiful, if I call at all
And when it's my time to call your bluff
I'll call you beautiful, or leave it alone, a-yeah
You call me a dog
shut up fag
fight me
dead thread but i'm not tired enough for bed
Just came to a woman who was not attractive at all
silver springs is waaay better
I hope Albertans know that if you join America it's for life and you can't change your mind once you join
I'm too abnormal. I should be locked into a pen and forced to study normal people until I can behave properly
This post I just wrote is proof
proof of? bigfoot?
Proof that I'm an abnormal loon-head
favorite stellan skarsgard movies?
ten percs to get high, pray that i don't die
but if i die, see you in the sky
this is one of the top 5 greatest songs in the world
youtube.com
have to visit my grandma tomorrow(today) even though she has alzheimers and wont remember
I had a dream, last night, that the universe was ending
like there was a hard date, at this point in time everyone and everything would just cease to exist
and everyone was okay with it
but not me. I lay in a bed on the street, despondent. then death overtook me and everyone else in an instant. I heard a voice speak to me from beyond. I don't know what it said. then I woke up.
you'll remember
I heard a voice speak to me from beyond. I don't know what it said
oh that was me. i was attempting to wake you up in order to have sex
ASDFASDFKLHJDF
that's kinda fruity yo
I'm serious, this shit is weird, I rarely see people that look like this that they always show on TV here.
I learned how to behave like a normalfag by watching Seinfeld
a very neurotic and petty normalfag...
So I'm guessing it's really slow about this time of night?
Am I the only one here?
Yeah
*instrumental*
i think my friend killed himself. I havent been able to determine. I managed to dox his location at least after hours of going through old skype messages and i searched obituaries for his name but the thing is despite being friends for well over a decade i cant be sure the name he gave me was his real one. he was pretty secretive.
All right, I was just going to say I posted some videos on sharty, but nothing too interesting.
I'm not sure what else to call it, it's where most are posted when the site was down.
Not are... Here, never trust beast to text when drunk
Without knowing his real name I don't know how you would know
boring nigga hours
so slow tonight
Fuck you faggot, why don't you come here and try to stop me from being boring?
What is?
it's 4am
Battle of Mexicans
ur mom
nuh uh
only one is a mejican
What's your age and gender
I'm not mexican, you idiots know who I am
The other one is named Steven
get his ass
Dinner
13/f/cali
Time to just make a little hobo sack and wander the countryside
Those chicken thighs look good v
ok now post your thighs
Dang it, I think I have to wait another year here for you.
They’re alright
I think I posted a pic of myself from my thighs up the other day, so I guess that's all you're missing.
ohhh really? tell us more!
uwu
That's about it, post your pic
I can't be bothered to figure out what that means
Some beaner calls me boring, everybody in the thread right now is collectively boring
hes upset. kek
it's a meme u dip
Shut up Steven
I still don't care
Anyways, I sat next to an expert in cock fighting tonight, you tell me all the technical details of it, or whatever. He said the cartel would pretty much kidnap his uncle because he was a specialist in tying on the blades, he also made them. He said different types of blades were made for high jumpers and low jumpers. I don't have my ass off so hard for about 30 minutes I felt like I did a thousand sit-ups because he kept going on about stupid technical details about all this stuff and no idea how into it they were
I laughed my ass off stupid speech to text
Remember a Anon Babble screenshot of a guy saying he put down his dog because it barked too much
Never been able to find it
Why the hell would you want?
It was funny because the guy is stupid
No man, it was a real Mexican talking about it. He had pics and videos of all kinds of stuff, you should have it could have been there if you weren't such a f****
What are you babbling about chomo
that was jesse pinkman
aoc is really 14 in mexico?
McDonald’s breakfast starts in 17 minutes
You know I'm not a real Mexican right?
Anonymous
Yeah I'm pretty sure
I can get you tacos right now, bitch
Go back to America gringo fuckhead
No I kind of liked it here, I might buy a house, oh wait I already did
Because you couldn’t hack it in America
I don't like cilantro on mexican food
it tastes yucky to me
I have one there too
This should explain why I like to come here in the winter and cold months
What the hell is up with this final name, I took it out of one of my albu
does mexico get as hot as the US? its going to be 90 degrees for me soon
I eat it everyday, it literally tastes like nothing to me
Yeah, probably tomorrow is going to be around 90 and it's humid, right on the ocean with mountains of jungle on the side.
cilantro is yucky to me
interesting. are pools common there
Some people say it tastes like wax or soap to them, but it's always with onions so I guess I don't notice that
it tastes like poison ivy to me
Not for the average person, you're going to need a house at least 1.2 million dollars to get a pool here. By my house we have a sandy beach on a river that flows out of the mountains, it's always clear and cool
I'm serious I've never noticed anything putting that stuff on, it's almost like it's just a garnish
I wonder what life is like as a bacteria
Oh damn, time for deep thoughts now, I'm going to bed
Good Morning
Here’s your breakfast
finally. you make the thread unusable
Don’t know who azalia banks is but her unhinged twitter is funny
I think she's that white rapper girl
She’s a Negro
A girl I found attractive started smoking…gross