amelia edish
/brit/
dunno who that is and don't care bye
my arsehole stinks
Funny how women suddenly want to settle down and get married and have children at the age of 38. They are all going for men 25-32 nowadays as well. They don’t wanna date guys their own age anymore.
dated a 36 year old woman when i was 26, now she's dating someone even younger, bloody cradle snatcher she is
My one-itis just turned 36 and she still haunts my every thought
Heard that on Joe Rogan did you?
i want to be milked for my cum by an older women :DDD
And yes, her ex-boyfriend is like 10 years younger than her, meanwhile I'm a 38 year old boomer
just took a massive shit
I use dating apps. I’m tired of these roasties trying to trap me into being an incubator for them. Their game plan is get a child and then fuck the husband off. It’s clear as day.
lot of older guys only want to date young women too so there's that
stabbing myself in the penis
I use dating apps.
oh deary me
I’d probably date a woman my own age but I only match with younger international hotties or bitter old career focused women that suddenly wanna play happy families. Which one are ya gonna take?
Might wander around all drunk liken and harass women
international hotties
fuck did he mean by this?
you realize a number of those women have probably been trying to gain financial security before having a child, don't you? or do you really believe they're all trying to play some trick on you?
/brit/, not /mutt/
why’s this mutt trying to get on my nerves lol
well i'm fortunate enough to not live around these career focused women so much so i'd probably date a woman even if younger than me at least close to my age, i'm 24 and i'm not ever dating a 18 yo, gotta be 20+
there's a good chance the younger international hotties you're talking about are gold diggers too, so be careful with that
/naur/
i reckon either niko bellic or tommy vercetti are the best ever gta protagonists
honourable mention to CJ as well, but i don't respect him because he's kind of a gullible retard who lets his even more retarded brother boss him around, and also because he's a basketball american
they've started locking the dumpster at the nearby shops at night so i can't dump all my empty cans in there anymore (which i do so i don't dump them in my own bin and risk having mum find out how much of an alcoholic i am)
Reckon niko is head and shoulders above the rest desu
definitely more well-developed than any of the others, but i still like tommy because of his boss attitude
them slags
awful
no wonder i'm gay
Nigg
same mate
U reckon VI will be any good?
Drink drive it is then. Give it a nice hour to cool down
me and the missus
Alri Emma Watson
love monkeys
was hoping for jason to be a redneck florida man but he seems fairly generic, almost like one of those jersey shore wankers
as for lucia, who knows when it comes to women
couldn’t that thing just snap and bite her jugular at any second?
what's job is good for the summer for a student
is it confirmed you will play as Lucia? I just can’t see her in free roam picking fights with random much bigger than her and coming out on top
you wouldn't know a monkey if it climbed into your arse and built a nest in you
King Charles personal arse wiper
the 2022 leaks showed gameplay where you play as her, so pretty much
she's supposed to be an experienced martial artist so i suppose it makes sense that she could kick the shit out of most guys
Lifeguard
Sports referee
Remember the early cyberpunk announcements and it was supposed to have all these in-depth features
all i heard about it in the early days was that it was supposed to feature neural implants that let you understand foreign languages
wish i knew real life drug dealers so i wouldn't have to pay outrageous darknet prices
$700 for a gram of smack? having a fucking laugh
In Sydney we have lifeguards who wear blue shirts that are paid by the council but we also have volunteer life guards who wear red and yellow who yell at people for not swimming in the allocated swimming area they are like IRL jannies
and they set up tables in shopping centres and try to pressure you into giving them donations
I bought some mushrooms from some guy I found on telegram who met me IRL he had a small little dog with him like he was taking a walk with him at the same time lol there's groups for whole cities
Huh
can find your own mushrooms for free
I bought drugs with my friends IRL once when I was 15 also they used to ccall it "getting on" I'm not sure if they still do
wonder why almost every ancient pagan religion (besides the romans) had female deities who were associated with war
Good.
brits don't have Vegemite and have to settle for Marmite (worse Vegemite). sad!
My Chinese whore is trying to get me to download WeChat for some reason
Shit.
mumstein just made me sit and listen for 15 minutes where she talked about how she's been thinking lately about her brother's ex-wife who she idolised as a kid
needs to work that shit out in therapy rather than bother me about it
What am I doing now?
mum tells me to go to a therapist whenever i tell her that her and dad made my life a fucking misery growing up
Fat people are disgusting
Cool.
fuck you
Cake.
grow up
well, at least she's not denying anything, usually genuinely shitty parents refuse to take accountability
Fuck you too.
Ftm trannys are bigger freaks than the other ones
Ok.
I love women.
I cheated twice in my life.
i mean they decide to go from the most beautiful creation of god (women) to some random manlet dude you'd see walking across the street, yeah you gotta be mentally ill
commit suicide chat gpt
Why can’t you be happy with what you got
Me too.
clouds on the ropes
SO LET THE HEARTACHES BEGIN
I CAN'T HELP IT
I CAN'T WIN
Fine
It's going to look like Baghdad pretty soon up there
Grab my dick gotta goon
Hell yeah!!!
wonder what iraq is like now without saddam or ISIS running amok anymore
well said jez
Car goes vroom
Hey latam, one thing is true.
my forehead is already burnt
shall be going for a walk later though and I won't be wearing a hat or sun lotion. I need to get a tan so my coworkers think I'm a normie who goes out and enjoys periods of good weather rather than sitting inside alone online
to this end I go out and walk many miles under the hot sun
think Saddam was what they needed desu
Just don't summon into my house.
I remember seeing a story about how a lot of them are disappoint to be back in charge because now they need to do normal stuff like office work
Hmm.
Hmm.
why is this disgraced socialist fool still showing his face in public
unironically living in arrogut
spent all day playing with my leggo set
Cool.
Funny how all the whites and islanders are leaving poo peeland while the chinese flood in. It will be a cold Singapore before long. Probably better for it, too.
not going to talk shit about dictatorship, libya definitely needed gadaffi, but saddam and his family were genuinely as bad as what most westerners think when they hear about dictators, although not quite as bad as the kims in north korea
I wanted to be Breton.
in what way is he disgraced?
/boltthrower/
youtube.com
another day another unfucked arse
When he suffered the biggest election loss in history to Alexander de Pfeffel Johnson
fuck your own arse
Bargain Hunt art expert Ochuko Ojiri pleads guilty to offences relating to terrorist financing
the biggest election loss in history
what a bewildering lie to tell
I wanted to be Briton.
Jesus.
Can’t be as bewildering as being a socialist scumbag in 2025
looking at jesus wembs
what is your favourite building in liverpool /brit/?
A bit foreign.
for me it's the Al-Rahma mosque
Alexander de Pfeffel
imagine losing to someone with a name like that lmao
wonder if women consider it a compliment to be called tall these days
during our lunch break at all i mentioned how one of my female coworkers is pretty tall (she's probably like 5'10 which is big for a woman) and she said thanks, not sure if that was sarcastic or not
sir artificial conversation
Good.
reckon they don't really give a fuck mate
Southern.
I would like to visit singapore
What would you like to talk about?
was tempted to ask the fit chinese lass at my toil "have you been working out? You're looking strong lately" as a way to tell her I can tell she's lost weight
couldn't come up with a normal way to do it though since I've never spoken to her and it seems rude to be like "yeah I notice you now you're attractive" and also passing comment on people's appearances, women especially, at work is fraught with danger
The Roman Empire.
I have done it 3 times
bretty gud.
Would love to live there for a stint. The gf doesn't like hot weather and cheap tasty food for some reason, though.
ireland on a mad one
slap her on the back and tell her she's lost weight
Why?
Emma Watson ass gas attack leaves entire room retching.
i can lend you some degrees
i want to talk about how i'm not even the gayest person in the thread because of you :)
Here.
I am confused.
But you're still gay right? Want to post a cock or two for us?
I'm sure air conditioning is a must there but I assumed every building has it, no?
I've watched some travel videos and it really looks the way I imagined ideal cities as a child... both modern buildings and old buildings and clean and pleasant and peaceful
spent four hours in doha airport once and i never intend to return
especially given the airport is probably the coolest place in the entire country