Orthodox Icon edition
/brit/
poo smells lmao
The Lord said to him "How can you say 'I have performed the law and the prophets'? seeing that it is written in the law 'Thou shalt love thy neighbor as thyself,' and look, many of your brothers, sons of Abraham, are clad with dung, dying for hunger, and your house is full of much goods, and there goes out therefrom nought at all unto them."
And he turned and said to Simon his disciple, sitting by him, "Simon, son of John, it is easier for a camel to enter through the eye of a needle than a rich man into the kingdom of the heavens"
how did jesus know what a camel was? as a white european, he would never have seen one
she is such a baddie
mad how cathfreaks and orthosoy just change a couple letters in idol to icon and suddenly it's perfectly acceptable to make images of things in heaven
it's a mix of religious iconography kind of with a "saved by the bells" vibe
How do the americans feel about dylann roof ten years in?
human upskirt
what a freak
mo money mo problems
t. jesus
midwit ahh post
adult female upskirt
cope on
mental how blacks are the most apocalyptic but they are NEVER featured on the schizo doomsday christian television I watch when I'm down in new england
sitting on the toilet and needed to sneeze. luckily the toilet paper was right there but I couldn’t fold it sufficiently in time so my powerful mucous blasted straight through it and splattered the entire room
just spilt food down myself again lol
based catholics as per usual
might rev up the attractive adult woman has consensual sex with an adult man porn, proper kinky freak me
glad i could bulldoze your brain so easily
I never give a fuck really, I used to do the job. You go through so many deliveries you really don't care.
Having a whole treat shop is great. I never go to the shop anyway. Going into the shop you're more likely to be seen and judged
you seriously have to have 60 iq to believe in Christianity
hat
*bulldozes your brain*
hs?
is it of the orient variety?
what do you think about crucifixes
cope on
dont know what hs means
wonder if pope francis ever played his copy of undertale
so many arses left unshagged
shavetoil looms
Christians have thought they have been living in the end times since the religion began, so I'm not really taking into consideration what they think.
calm down there mate that's a bit much
it'll probably be two white people, maybe with tattoos if I'm feeling really edgy
need to get an outfit out for tonight
christians think some bloke got swallowed by a giant fish and wss in there for 3 days then got spat out hahah
rorkes black yank mate taking him to one of those black singing churches on sunday and showing him how to be a real soul brother
Might start growing weed
brit windy out
everyone feeling okay?
can someone redpill me on liz truss please? Was her economy plan actually good? Did Jews crash the economy on purpose
bright sun and a good breeze on today lads, taking full advantage of it and getting my washing on the line shortly
don't believe jesus parted someone's arse
Couple of fruit flies in the kitchen today. Had to take proactive action to get rid before it's an infestation. Speaking from experience, they're right little bastards when there's enough of them
fucking hell trumps is genuinely so based it’s unreal he literally never loses
slept like shite so i'm feeling rogh
bruh
selling a slice of jesus toast on ebay for $30,000,000
can't post the ponies mate
eat your fruit and you won't have that problem
favourite family guy character lads?
Stewie
Ive had girls suck my dick before
sharleen spiteri sex
lois
want hot sex with the lois
herbert cos am a nonce too
im not going to eat 6 oranges and 10 bananas in one day.
The bastards show up when there's no fruit anyways. The warm weather brings them out and im pretty sure they lay eggs deep in my sink
millhouse
make a joke in the group chat
likes popping off at rapid rate in <10 minutes
group spazzoid suddenly posts 5+ images in a row completely pushing it up and out
fuming. incensed actually
peter griffin is the single greatest character in the history of american fiction
eastern euro neighbours outside blasting music and talking
Glad I'm moving
just been racist in greggs
why would you post this
never found that show funny
for me it's the racist bake
yeah i always preferred canadian shows like... errr.... uhhhhh......
never found that show funny
the hate bake
went to greggses this morning and got a bacon roll
it was yummy :-)
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got the cock out for a second time
That's because it isn't
filthy greggses... we HATES it
you’re an evil rapist
sent that contrarian virgin flying clear into the kuiper belt
mate think about how indian you're being right now
haii australia ^-^
you can't prove any crime was committed
and she never reported anything to the police, so why are you harassing me? you don't even know anything about it?
*spanks your arse hard*
The McDonalds order:
3x Big Macs
2x McChickens
3x Large Chips
2x Large Fantas
1x Water
Why did god just randomly decide to make some people black?
Medeline McCann loli themed plastic sex arse
Tell me about it.
Pee Cocktail/Drink/Shower
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That would cost about £40 here
you utter fucking blimp
Can't dodge it.
just went on the ausoid maccas menu
that big brekkie burger looks wild
really rattled the runt cage with that one lmfao
um
A pastime of mine at the institute was taking large doses of LSD and staring at photos of Jupiter, in order to decipher the truth
2 pictures
HE DID KICK ME UP THE ARSE
did you get more stupider aha
What did you learn?
You wouldn’t say that to my face ;)
Youd look at the ground as I walked past u mate
big mac is actual shit no one has a maccas burger and says yeah this needs more bread
Biggus dickus
um
*rapes your arse at 1000000000000000 miles an hour*
Oh
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anyone would mate
why would i want to subject my poor eyes to the grotesque sight of your 900kg planetoid physique
Why do we not have this? Also their McDonalds do fucking banana bread and cheese toasties, why do we get a shit menu?
the woke ruined beer prices
joseph smith of mormonism fame said they're black because that's the mark of cain inflicted by god after he killed abel
left a comment on reddit havent i?
I can't see her.
*throws it back on you at 1000000000000000000000 kph causing a catastrophic universe ending explosion*
you’re a coward haha. I own the fucking pavement
posted it again award
only acceptable thing to order from mcdonalds is the wuarter pounder
is this real?
Brutal
Whoever kills Cain will suffer a sevenfold vengeance.” And the Lord put a mark on Cain, so that no one who came upon him would kill him.
Not sure how this works, black people get killed all the time.
bragley bait
have never made that post before
I will cuck you around.
just what is the point in buying a cadbury flake when the twirl is just a flake but better in every conceivable day
who are they trying to fool with that rubbish
desperately desperately desperately need to cum in a petite black girl with big tits and arse
*pushes you down a flight of stairs like the boulder from indiana jones*
kara boga
listening to a fella that looks like lesbian peter griffin rank drugs even though i havent experimented with them for atleast a decade
Cool.
meeeeeental and mad how underrated doves are (the band)
white ppl when the function has potato salad:
There’s no salad in that. They’re decent burgers though. But nothing, let me tell you, nothing compared to the ultimate double whopper.
why are we the poorest country in north west europe
scewitehsagn
UNCS SHIT HIMSELF AGAIN
never post no shit like this again dawg
Even.
omdz so many cute lolis at the park
too much stuff in that
erm rorke mass migration will make us rich ok
Rorke explaining to his mum that he's never had a girlfriend because of woke feminism
on the phenibut today
took it about 9 this morning and it’s just hit me hard now outta nowhere
um
it's just that cain couldn't be killed so he'd have to live forever in misery as an exile
the mark was passed on to his descendents to also single them out as outcasts to be shunned you see
Even.
whoppers are grim goyslop for brainless normie niggercattle real faustian niggas order a double quarter pounder
inheriting this when my nan dies
is she talking about her feet
Down to 67.5kg today
Another 2-3kg left to go
Even.
turn based combat
function
not sure why this zoomer-ism aggravates me but it does
what is functioning? why can't you just say party?
Even.
a truly plebian take
actually felt myself develop a need to get a southern cross tattoo on my chest and carry a durry behind my ear just by reading that
Every step you take
I'll be watching you
woah based
i got a batch a couple months ago and it's just not the same quality anymore. overpriced as well too. not really worth doing now in my opinion
oh get fucked hungry jacks is the mindless bogan fast food choice and you know it
I found it somewhere.
brainless normie niggercattle
you don’t talk like this irl.. right, anon?
might pirate doom dark ages the gameplay looks unique
More of a box social man myself
I wasn't watching myself.
Boxpark aka the deano runt pen
snout
tab
blem
why do we have such cringe names for cigarettes compared to australia
durry
dart
darren
um based combat
right, anon?
Hi everyone
youtube.com
The thinking man's choice? Ah, go no further
i take 1.5g at a time and it’s quite effective and long lasting
sleep like a rock
He gotta die
the mysterious samefagging that definitely isn't 190/a bot/discord freaks
What's the capital of Bangkok?
the mysterious samefagging that definitely isn't 190/a bot/discord freaks
Reckon the west will ever go through this again?
He needs to go
me? on the antidepressants and antipsychotics of course
just say cigarette
to answer ur question tho.. let’s face it, we’re all stupid cunts
i do around that dosage minimum and still report feeling mediocre
i used to do about half that and loved it. quality in the gutter, my tolerance is not a factor because i took atleast half a years worth of break
let's not lose sight of our common ground in laughing at brits for not having kfc potato and gravy
FINALLY a GOOD fucking POST
He must cease to exist
Why don't zoomers drink anymore?
Why don't zoomers smoke anymore?
WHAT do they do???
SEX WITH RIPPA ROLL BOILED MY BELLEND
The popeyes near me stopped doing the biscuits not right
Time to sleep
calorie intake before and after taking also has a big impact
no food 2 hours before or after
Which? I had a year on quetiapine and now I'm permanently tired. Like I can barely do a think.
Boy, 14, fighting for his life after being electrocuted by high voltage cable at £58k-a-year school
Carcas
so THIS is rorke
got a film on while i do my cooking
you off it now? i'm on aripiprazole, just a low dose, to reduce ocd symptoms
Please be brown. Please be brown.
Get rid of her.
yeh i know. ive always taken it fasted in the morning
£58k-a-year school
this exists? wtf that's actually absurd
A GoFundMe page has been set up to help support Chase’s medical needs and has already raised more than £60,000.
Er... did they forget that the NHS is free??
More likely to be black after being electrocuted by high volts
got a film on while i do my anal stretches
nasty little crab-bucket mentality prole
Sir Tom Farmer
Gotta get the selfie in
scbko
might start a gimmick where i watch a new film every day while doing the cooking
Go through what? Women being overdramatic? Probably
Zwolle.
Introducing
you've got egg on your face
um
Too big
And another bloody hell she's in the nip as well
peng tits but she looks a bit like fiona from shrek
JANNY WE HAVE A PROBLEM
JANNY WE HAVE A PROBLEM
fiona was my sexual awakening
XD
based ngl
do gays feel the same visceral disgust that straight people get if they accidentally come across regular non gay porn?
The online diary also had sketches of the layout of the inside of the Tops supermarket.[98] The diary mentions visits to the supermarket on March 8.[83][98] During these visits, the author notes being challenged by the security guard, which the author described a close call. He also noted the numbers of Black people and White people in the supermarket during his visits.[101][106] The author considered attacking various locations, including a Walmart in Rochester, New York, and institutions with predominantly Black attendees such as churches, malls, and elementary schools.
Remember when crowdfunding was for poor people in america who couldnt afford healthcare. Now it's for upper class/elite people to get people to pay for their expenses.
Can afford a 60k school for their child but cant afford private healthcare?
Mental.
human or ogre fiona?
bother someone else with your wikipedia sperg sesh
mental how I used to get that feeling about black people in porn but now all I wank to is BBC
same visceral disgust that straight people
g-gay porn is meant to disgust me??
drinking cement
oh give it a rest leftyrorke
Give what a rest? It's insulting to people for them to ask for money when they clearly have it.
If it was some working class kid who got burnt up they'd make all sorts of excuses.
2 cuties.
chebs?
get the gay porn posted NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW
If it was some working class kid who got burnt up they'd make all sorts of excuses.
Who would make excuses? For what?
I was actually a bit astounded. I don't know how or what he expected to happen after shooting up a primary school. These 'people' are so out of touch with reality that they're content throwing away their lives to be called based online.
*points at the cat*
this is an outrage
are you genuinely autistic
please can you stop im trying not to wank today
Society mate.
Two groups of parents leave their child in bed in a foreign country while they get pissed up.
One gets decades long coverage and money with no charges against them.
The other is scolded and told they are bad parents because they are poor.
sipping on a Monster
HAT
need my laundry to hurry up and dry so i can go outside like a normal person
Maybe? I've been searching up terror attacks for the past few hours, from all sorts of backgrounds and ideologies, and it's only so often that you have complete bizzare ones like this.
The other is scolded and told they are bad parents because they are poor.
which one was that
eating fermented bread
catberg workers union negotiating a minimum amount of hours of cuddletoil per day
got all my washing done before 9am this morning
still not left my flat all day
Afternoon chaps, god it’s a fantastic day to be a reform chad
my life is a straight up movie
im referring to you bringing up boring random shit out of nowhere i didnt actually read any of your posts
fuck off
tick tock Ahmed
Detain. Deport.
fuck off keith
You remember the dutch guy that tried shooting up the mosque but got pummeled by an old man? The only person he successfully killed was his chinese stepsister.
yeah a gay porn movie owned
met my brothers new gf for the first time and she is awoooooga tier fit, lucky bastid
mogs my trollop
thicc bimbo
Just woke up x
wanking on my back with my legs wriggling about in the air like a dying cockroach
dosser
hoe girls just walk about with big sacks hang off them
Love dossing. Love doing nothing. Love sleeping. Love snoozing.
girl im shagging says im the only man thats ever been able to make her cum from sex, why would she tell me that
furry emo twinks
might watch mysterious skin this aft
arguably a bit heavy for a saturday but i just fancy it
Are we just chatting complete nonsense now into /brit/? Has it reached that hour already? Alright then... Purple monkey dish washer.
no one likes a braggart
ktim ktim KTIM
consensual sex with a woamn is so unfathomable to you is it mate?
up
I refuse to work