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The Lord said to him "How can you say 'I have performed the law and the prophets'? seeing that it is written in the law 'Thou shalt love thy neighbor as thyself,' and look, many of your brothers, sons of Abraham, are clad with dung, dying for hunger, and your house is full of much goods, and there goes out therefrom nought at all unto them."

And he turned and said to Simon his disciple, sitting by him, "Simon, son of John, it is easier for a camel to enter through the eye of a needle than a rich man into the kingdom of the heavens"

how did jesus know what a camel was? as a white european, he would never have seen one

she is such a baddie

mad how cathfreaks and orthosoy just change a couple letters in idol to icon and suddenly it's perfectly acceptable to make images of things in heaven

it's a mix of religious iconography kind of with a "saved by the bells" vibe

How do the americans feel about dylann roof ten years in?

human upskirt
what a freak

mo money mo problems
t. jesus

midwit ahh post

adult female upskirt

cope on

mental how blacks are the most apocalyptic but they are NEVER featured on the schizo doomsday christian television I watch when I'm down in new england

sitting on the toilet and needed to sneeze. luckily the toilet paper was right there but I couldn’t fold it sufficiently in time so my powerful mucous blasted straight through it and splattered the entire room

just spilt food down myself again lol

based catholics as per usual

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might rev up the attractive adult woman has consensual sex with an adult man porn, proper kinky freak me

glad i could bulldoze your brain so easily

I never give a fuck really, I used to do the job. You go through so many deliveries you really don't care.

Having a whole treat shop is great. I never go to the shop anyway. Going into the shop you're more likely to be seen and judged

you seriously have to have 60 iq to believe in Christianity

hat

*bulldozes your brain*

hs?

is it of the orient variety?

what do you think about crucifixes

cope on

dont know what hs means

wonder if pope francis ever played his copy of undertale

so many arses left unshagged

shavetoil looms

Christians have thought they have been living in the end times since the religion began, so I'm not really taking into consideration what they think.

calm down there mate that's a bit much
it'll probably be two white people, maybe with tattoos if I'm feeling really edgy

need to get an outfit out for tonight

christians think some bloke got swallowed by a giant fish and wss in there for 3 days then got spat out hahah

rorkes black yank mate taking him to one of those black singing churches on sunday and showing him how to be a real soul brother

Might start growing weed

brit windy out

everyone feeling okay?

can someone redpill me on liz truss please? Was her economy plan actually good? Did Jews crash the economy on purpose

bright sun and a good breeze on today lads, taking full advantage of it and getting my washing on the line shortly

don't believe jesus parted someone's arse

Couple of fruit flies in the kitchen today. Had to take proactive action to get rid before it's an infestation. Speaking from experience, they're right little bastards when there's enough of them

fucking hell trumps is genuinely so based it’s unreal he literally never loses

slept like shite so i'm feeling rogh

bruh

selling a slice of jesus toast on ebay for $30,000,000

can't post the ponies mate

eat your fruit and you won't have that problem

favourite family guy character lads?

Stewie

Ive had girls suck my dick before

sharleen spiteri sex

lois
want hot sex with the lois

herbert cos am a nonce too

im not going to eat 6 oranges and 10 bananas in one day.
The bastards show up when there's no fruit anyways. The warm weather brings them out and im pretty sure they lay eggs deep in my sink

millhouse

make a joke in the group chat

likes popping off at rapid rate in <10 minutes

group spazzoid suddenly posts 5+ images in a row completely pushing it up and out

fuming. incensed actually

peter griffin is the single greatest character in the history of american fiction

eastern euro neighbours outside blasting music and talking

Glad I'm moving

just been racist in greggs

why would you post this

never found that show funny

for me it's the racist bake

yeah i always preferred canadian shows like... errr.... uhhhhh......

the hate bake

went to greggses this morning and got a bacon roll
it was yummy :-)

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got the cock out for a second time

That's because it isn't

filthy greggses... we HATES it

you’re an evil rapist

sent that contrarian virgin flying clear into the kuiper belt

mate think about how indian you're being right now

haii australia ^-^

you can't prove any crime was committed
and she never reported anything to the police, so why are you harassing me? you don't even know anything about it?

*spanks your arse hard*

The McDonalds order:
3x Big Macs
2x McChickens
3x Large Chips
2x Large Fantas
1x Water

Why did god just randomly decide to make some people black?

Medeline McCann loli themed plastic sex arse

Tell me about it.

Pee Cocktail/Drink/Shower

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That would cost about £40 here

you utter fucking blimp

Can't dodge it.

just went on the ausoid maccas menu
that big brekkie burger looks wild

really rattled the runt cage with that one lmfao

um

A pastime of mine at the institute was taking large doses of LSD and staring at photos of Jupiter, in order to decipher the truth

2 pictures

HE DID KICK ME UP THE ARSE

did you get more stupider aha

What did you learn?

You wouldn’t say that to my face ;)
Youd look at the ground as I walked past u mate

big mac is actual shit no one has a maccas burger and says yeah this needs more bread

Biggus dickus

*rapes your arse at 1000000000000000 miles an hour*

Oh

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anyone would mate
why would i want to subject my poor eyes to the grotesque sight of your 900kg planetoid physique

Why do we not have this? Also their McDonalds do fucking banana bread and cheese toasties, why do we get a shit menu?

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the woke ruined beer prices

joseph smith of mormonism fame said they're black because that's the mark of cain inflicted by god after he killed abel

left a comment on reddit havent i?

I can't see her.

*throws it back on you at 1000000000000000000000 kph causing a catastrophic universe ending explosion*

you’re a coward haha. I own the fucking pavement

posted it again award

only acceptable thing to order from mcdonalds is the wuarter pounder

is this real?

Brutal

Whoever kills Cain will suffer a sevenfold vengeance.” And the Lord put a mark on Cain, so that no one who came upon him would kill him.

Not sure how this works, black people get killed all the time.

bragley bait

have never made that post before

I will cuck you around.

just what is the point in buying a cadbury flake when the twirl is just a flake but better in every conceivable day
who are they trying to fool with that rubbish

desperately desperately desperately need to cum in a petite black girl with big tits and arse

*pushes you down a flight of stairs like the boulder from indiana jones*

kara boga

listening to a fella that looks like lesbian peter griffin rank drugs even though i havent experimented with them for atleast a decade

Cool.

meeeeeental and mad how underrated doves are (the band)

white ppl when the function has potato salad:

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There’s no salad in that. They’re decent burgers though. But nothing, let me tell you, nothing compared to the ultimate double whopper.

why are we the poorest country in north west europe

scewitehsagn

UNCS SHIT HIMSELF AGAIN

never post no shit like this again dawg

Even.

omdz so many cute lolis at the park

too much stuff in that

erm rorke mass migration will make us rich ok

Rorke explaining to his mum that he's never had a girlfriend because of woke feminism

on the phenibut today
took it about 9 this morning and it’s just hit me hard now outta nowhere

it's just that cain couldn't be killed so he'd have to live forever in misery as an exile
the mark was passed on to his descendents to also single them out as outcasts to be shunned you see

Even.

whoppers are grim goyslop for brainless normie niggercattle real faustian niggas order a double quarter pounder

inheriting this when my nan dies

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is she talking about her feet

Down to 67.5kg today
Another 2-3kg left to go

Even.

turn based combat

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function

not sure why this zoomer-ism aggravates me but it does
what is functioning? why can't you just say party?

Even.

a truly plebian take

actually felt myself develop a need to get a southern cross tattoo on my chest and carry a durry behind my ear just by reading that

Every step you take
I'll be watching you

woah based
i got a batch a couple months ago and it's just not the same quality anymore. overpriced as well too. not really worth doing now in my opinion

oh get fucked hungry jacks is the mindless bogan fast food choice and you know it

I found it somewhere.

brainless normie niggercattle

you don’t talk like this irl.. right, anon?

might pirate doom dark ages the gameplay looks unique

More of a box social man myself

I wasn't watching myself.

Boxpark aka the deano runt pen

snout

tab

blem

why do we have such cringe names for cigarettes compared to australia

durry

dart

darren

um based combat

The thinking man's choice? Ah, go no further

i take 1.5g at a time and it’s quite effective and long lasting
sleep like a rock

He gotta die

the mysterious samefagging that definitely isn't 190/a bot/discord freaks

What's the capital of Bangkok?

the mysterious samefagging that definitely isn't 190/a bot/discord freaks

Reckon the west will ever go through this again?

He needs to go

me? on the antidepressants and antipsychotics of course

just say cigarette
to answer ur question tho.. let’s face it, we’re all stupid cunts

i do around that dosage minimum and still report feeling mediocre
i used to do about half that and loved it. quality in the gutter, my tolerance is not a factor because i took atleast half a years worth of break

let's not lose sight of our common ground in laughing at brits for not having kfc potato and gravy

FINALLY a GOOD fucking POST

He must cease to exist

Why don't zoomers drink anymore?
Why don't zoomers smoke anymore?
WHAT do they do???

SEX WITH RIPPA ROLL BOILED MY BELLEND

The popeyes near me stopped doing the biscuits not right

Time to sleep

calorie intake before and after taking also has a big impact
no food 2 hours before or after

Which? I had a year on quetiapine and now I'm permanently tired. Like I can barely do a think.

Boy, 14, fighting for his life after being electrocuted by high voltage cable at £58k-a-year school

Carcas

so THIS is rorke

got a film on while i do my cooking

you off it now? i'm on aripiprazole, just a low dose, to reduce ocd symptoms

Please be brown. Please be brown.

Get rid of her.

yeh i know. ive always taken it fasted in the morning

£58k-a-year school

this exists? wtf that's actually absurd

A GoFundMe page has been set up to help support Chase’s medical needs and has already raised more than £60,000.

Er... did they forget that the NHS is free??

More likely to be black after being electrocuted by high volts

got a film on while i do my anal stretches

nasty little crab-bucket mentality prole

Sir Tom Farmer

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scbko

might start a gimmick where i watch a new film every day while doing the cooking

Go through what? Women being overdramatic? Probably

Zwolle.

Introducing

you've got egg on your face

um

Too big

And another bloody hell she's in the nip as well

peng tits but she looks a bit like fiona from shrek

JANNY WE HAVE A PROBLEM
JANNY WE HAVE A PROBLEM

fiona was my sexual awakening

XD

based ngl

do gays feel the same visceral disgust that straight people get if they accidentally come across regular non gay porn?

The online diary also had sketches of the layout of the inside of the Tops supermarket.[98] The diary mentions visits to the supermarket on March 8.[83][98] During these visits, the author notes being challenged by the security guard, which the author described a close call. He also noted the numbers of Black people and White people in the supermarket during his visits.[101][106] The author considered attacking various locations, including a Walmart in Rochester, New York, and institutions with predominantly Black attendees such as churches, malls, and elementary schools.

Remember when crowdfunding was for poor people in america who couldnt afford healthcare. Now it's for upper class/elite people to get people to pay for their expenses.

Can afford a 60k school for their child but cant afford private healthcare?

Mental.

human or ogre fiona?

bother someone else with your wikipedia sperg sesh

mental how I used to get that feeling about black people in porn but now all I wank to is BBC

same visceral disgust that straight people

g-gay porn is meant to disgust me??

drinking cement

oh give it a rest leftyrorke

Give what a rest? It's insulting to people for them to ask for money when they clearly have it.

If it was some working class kid who got burnt up they'd make all sorts of excuses.

2 cuties.

chebs?

get the gay porn posted NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW

If it was some working class kid who got burnt up they'd make all sorts of excuses.

Who would make excuses? For what?

I was actually a bit astounded. I don't know how or what he expected to happen after shooting up a primary school. These 'people' are so out of touch with reality that they're content throwing away their lives to be called based online.

*points at the cat*
this is an outrage

are you genuinely autistic

please can you stop im trying not to wank today

Society mate.

Two groups of parents leave their child in bed in a foreign country while they get pissed up.

One gets decades long coverage and money with no charges against them.
The other is scolded and told they are bad parents because they are poor.

sipping on a Monster

HAT

need my laundry to hurry up and dry so i can go outside like a normal person

Maybe? I've been searching up terror attacks for the past few hours, from all sorts of backgrounds and ideologies, and it's only so often that you have complete bizzare ones like this.

The other is scolded and told they are bad parents because they are poor.

which one was that

eating fermented bread

catberg workers union negotiating a minimum amount of hours of cuddletoil per day

got all my washing done before 9am this morning
still not left my flat all day

Afternoon chaps, god it’s a fantastic day to be a reform chad

my life is a straight up movie

im referring to you bringing up boring random shit out of nowhere i didnt actually read any of your posts

fuck off

tick tock Ahmed

Detain. Deport.

fuck off keith

You remember the dutch guy that tried shooting up the mosque but got pummeled by an old man? The only person he successfully killed was his chinese stepsister.

yeah a gay porn movie owned

met my brothers new gf for the first time and she is awoooooga tier fit, lucky bastid

mogs my trollop

Just woke up x

wanking on my back with my legs wriggling about in the air like a dying cockroach

dosser

hoe girls just walk about with big sacks hang off them

Love dossing. Love doing nothing. Love sleeping. Love snoozing.

girl im shagging says im the only man thats ever been able to make her cum from sex, why would she tell me that

furry emo twinks

might watch mysterious skin this aft
arguably a bit heavy for a saturday but i just fancy it

Are we just chatting complete nonsense now into /brit/? Has it reached that hour already? Alright then... Purple monkey dish washer.

no one likes a braggart

ktim ktim KTIM

consensual sex with a woamn is so unfathomable to you is it mate?

up

I refuse to work