Zoomers are now experiencing their quarter life crisis

i dont have zoomettes on my fyp anymore
its just reels of babies now

time to find a suitable spouse and procreate, it's the natural cycle of life

27, chance of children: nevermore

In the ancient times of Israel men would strictly get married at TWENTY to some post-pubescent girl 14-18.
You are 2100 days too late its over and done c'est fini monsieur Asia!

that's fucking retarded
im 28 and I have nothing to do with zoomers

if i got married at the same age as my parents, i'd have 2 kids by now haha

they're all going to die in nuclear hellfire in 5 years so this is actually their 75% life crisis

my parents had me at 28, my grandparents were 30 when they had my parents, one granddad was 38, if you're a guy your fertility stays for longer but you should still have children at the latest in your 40s in my opinion otherwise you will be old long before your child is even an adult

well you are right at the cusp between millennials and zoomers, in many ways I don't identify with zoomer things either because I have older millennial siblings and so my early childhood was very influenced by millennial core but my teenage years were peak zoomer time

Everybody older than 21 y.o. - OUT! You're not real zoomers, GET OUT!
What for?
I'm 19, yes.

It does now. Unlike previous generations, zoomer men are massively single and sexless, many even friendless.

That's why 25 hits so hard. 25 is supposed to be the end of your formative years, the end of careless fun and experiences, and the beginning of your mature adult life.

But due to many reasons (social media making it harder to socialize, pandemic forcing everyone inside for 2 years, etc.), most zoomer males didn't experience a normal youth. They reach 25 and realize they never got to experience their "firsts" (first love, first parties, first travels, first friendships, etc.) and only have 5 years of youth left to make things up.

This is the same kind of realization that hit 40/50 yo boomer/millennial men. The realization that they didn't properly enjoy life and that they only have a few decades left.

Life ends at 20. Bewarned child!

had me at 28

this is why you are on Anon Babble, you have tism

Maybe it's a thing for firsties, but my life will only start at about 25 when I leave this cursed land and start earn human salary. The thing is, I don't really want to live any life, I just realized it's pointless and we're all star dust etc. It's not even about women being whores, brown "people" ravaging white countries, the rich (kikes) destroying everything, it's just all pointless anyway. It has no impact on anything whatsoever, nobody will know I ever lived etc. etc. etc.

Zoomers are almost (that 30 yo boomer)

The pandemic hit young people very hard here. A lot of people with drug issues or mental illness relapsed. Kids essentially lost a year or two of school.

life is about procreation and nothing else, everything else is made up cope, just make sure your seed gets into a womb and your offspring reaches adulthood so they can do the same as well and their offspring after them, it's what we call bloodline, genetic legacy, etc, its all that matters in the end, not money, status or fucking thousands of bitches with condoms, its all irrelevant in the end, in 1000 years you can have thousands of descendants or 0, thats all that remains

crazy how some faggots came up with these generations and everybody just goes with it.
there isn't anything that would bring together 1995-2005 any more than 2000-2010

also zoomer is literally a forced meme from some anon on Anon Babble

procreation

No (zero, null) trace of your DNA is left of you in your 10th generation "descendants" and already at the 4th generation the amount of your DNA is practically negligible in your "descendants." Even your children might be nothing like you because only less than 50% of the DNA is shared and everything after grandchildren are just basically unrelated people the same you see on the street.
Star dust nigger.

There's even a bizarre musical that's gone viral among Gen Z - it's about a bunch of kids who are in the afterlife after they die in a freak roller coaster accident, and it's so popular because the theme of losing everything at a young age and confronting mortality and existential crises really resonates with them.

this mindset is why russians are going extinct

So yes procreation is the closest thing to the purpose of life we have but it still isn't it. It doesn't really matter, your DNA (what we do it for, to save our genome) is lost anyway.
What mindset? Fucking genetics you imbecile? You're made of stardust faggot.

millenials are butthurt at boomers

millenials are butthurt at zoomers

seriously now, what's wrong with you guys?

I'm a top sperm donnor

buckbroken by a buzzword instead of trying to refute the argument

Yes you have the mind scope of a nigger retard.

25

no job

no friends

no girlfriend

virgin

no hobbies, ambitions and motivation

ugly babyface

will die having lived a life of nothingness

wake me up inside :DDDD

Generational conflict is as old as the human race. 10,000 years ago you can be sure Grug was seething at Gruglett.

Yeah i understand that boomers touched them (mentally and down there physically too) when they were younger, but what's with the zoomer slander ? It's such a weird one way obsession doubled down with an inferiority complex

Brown hands wrote this post

Wrong zoomers and alpha are good

Gen X was the peak

Every single popular prediction about zoomers has so far turned out to be wrong.

they will become more progressive/liberal than previous generations

They're becoming increasingly conservative and religious

as digital natives, they'll be incredible with technology

They're worse than millennials and not much better than boomers, prefering simple apps and phones for everything

they'll descend into hedonism, having more sex, alcohol and drugs than ever before

Frequency of sex, drugs, and alcohol consumption has been declining among zoomers.

Why are demographic predictions so hard? It's all just hokum beyond maybe 15-20 years from the present day.

zoomers drink less alcohol but take more drugs than previous generations, especially weed is a lot less stigmatized now than it was decades ago

Great, I guess that means we'll have a ton of schizo zoomers to do deal with in another 20-30 years time.

Part of this is because drinking is getting expensive and inconvenient. I've seen bars deliberately try to alienate younger crowds so it becomes either a watering hole for local rednecks or a $15 cocktail bar for rich people.

skill issue desu

Thermobaric truth nuclear bombardment.

I've done everything I wanted and more except having a relationship

Young people just love being contrarian for the sake of it.

For some reason I think the sober ones also don't do drugs

Retarded bait. Zoomer male identity is based around being le diferent, which means...who knows what it means they are just le diferent.

You grew up with SpongeBob, WindowsXP, societal collapse and Minecraft, so shut the fuck up

life is about what you make of it, nothing more and nothing less

spongebob and windows xp is zoomer

alright

thread about zoomers and their problems

boomers show up and talk about boomer things

Eww...

Gruglett smart and make fire

me hate Gruglett

me attack Gruglett

guys maybe at 30 I can start renting a home and pay off my landlord's 5th mortgage!
all hope is NOT lost amen

You just described me...