/brit/

Pizza Fiorentina edition

first for sabrina

need to find me a prostitute with a heart of gold

ah... bellissima!

Matthew Charles Fryatt sub-edition

like a fucking nun

why egg

just had one of those shites where it feels like your arsehole is on fire

same lol

Rorke begrudgingly supporting pakistan

woke up at 5 this morning with my ring hurting

anal fissure and a vindaloo, what a combo x

Not a fucking peep

Any troglodites itt

why is british foods so disgusting? there is no umami flavor

zoomers dont go to supports at gigs anymore
if they do they get there really early and just sit at the front and dont even listen to the support act
sometimes they'll stay for a bit then clear out during the break then expect to be able to push back to the front where they were standing before
thats now how it works so fuck off

She's an actual goblin with freak proportions who doesn't know how to dress herself or do her hair.

Poor quality clapmeat

sunberg has chosen violence

need him out of order asap

ARE YOU MENTAL!!! IT'S ALL UMAMI NIGHA!

um why

jog on weeb

sometimes the support is shite and it's not worth showing until the main act

pork pie is umami

Why are you so preoccupied with zoomers
I'm not particularly fond of them but I can't imagine caring this much

Were too busy having sex instead of folding rice over 9000 times for 10 years to become the suzuki sushi daimyo or whatever the fuck you people do instead of breeding.

Japanese food, you know... it's highly overrated... in my opinion. Michelin went there and handed out 3 stars like they were popcorn, and why? Because of a morbid fascination with the Orient? It's highly illogical, when I earned my 3 stars there was a set method to reaching 3, you had to have put out high quality food and a high quality service for years on end before you could achieve the 3rd and you know something, by just handing out 3 stars everywhere these days all they have done to continue to damage their reputation, they are after all, a tyre company first and foremost and I say, stick to tyres. I have spoken to Japanese chefs in Japan, which I have been to, and you know something? All their best chefs, in my opinion, were all classically trained in the French method, they are Chefs who learned from the great men of France, not from the Japanese. What I don't like however is when I go to a Japanese restaurant, high quality restaurant, supposedly fine dining and I go in, I am seated and the man there is explaining the food I am about to eat, how to eat it, why it is supposed to be amazing, no choice just his however many course 'experience' and spending more time trying to sell me on his dish than having me eat it. That's not food... that's not dining. In my opinion, the food should speak for itself, the customer should have the choice in what they wish to eat and I like a big portion, who doesn't? Cuisine should be simplified not a big song and dance. Good food. Done right. It's that easy. Nothing upsets me more than having a dish presented so pretty but the taste... bland. And you know something? Let's stop with this umami business. Umami, what does it mean? Savoury, are we going to pretend the Japanese invented savoury food? Really? People have been eating food for thousands of years and couldn't explain the taste until the Japanese invented a word? Nonsense.

fuck off

they eat like they're still living in medieval times

Have a massive internal hemorrhoid that makes it awful to take a shit as I can feel it when I wipe and need to shove it back in half the time
Been to the GP about it and was just given cream and told to drink more water cannot find a decent doctor anymore

did you drink more water?

of course not I'm going to let someone else tell me how to live my life

sent those nips flying

had one of those before
arse would drip blood after a shit because it kept exploding it haha

matey drinks a shot of water a day and wonders why his arse is all dried up and rotten

unironically dated an escort before, after seeing her a few times she asked if i wanted to go for lunch and told me she didn't want us to interact on a transactional level because she had some feelings for me

think it was probably because i was the only person who treated her like a normal person, she wanted a way out the sex work life and probably thought no other man would look twice at her due to her past. had to cut things off with her in the end because they were moving too fast and the idea of settling down with an ex-whore was just too grim

That Clair Obscur game is really fucking good

Bloody love tits

visiting the same whore multiple times

grimmest of grims

visiting a single whore in your life

holy grimamoli

Looks weird

paying for sex

grimitar berbatov

that stare a family member/friend/co-worker gives you when you tell them that you don't really care about where trannies take a shit and think the country should focus on more important issues

grimitar berbatov

kek

waow

le grim XD

on a saturday morning mate?

Hate living in the woke multiracial technobabylon. Meant to toil the fields, marry a cousin and die at 50

nice digits

well they are french to be fair

i've had four wanks this morning

big think material

anyone else notice all atheists are obese miserable virgin freaks

demonstrably untrue

mate everyone noticed that back in 2008 you need to catch up with the rest of us

screaming

you're demonstrating it right now

umami

*savoury

mumberg taking me out for dinner tonight and I will as usual make an attempt to split the bill and she will say no because she's nice that way x

literally whom

got in to an argument with a yank the other day and i asked him when was the last time he ate any vegetable and it stunned him in to silence

japanese foods is rank best in world idiot

youtube.com/watch?v=QfMj5BJU-rc

mad how delicious our food is

Name five Japanese chefs

lovely sunny day great mood I was in until I got in Tesco and was surrounded by gargantuas 6ft+ obese african women and their demon spawn and was reminded this is the way it now and there’s no escaping it and it’s only going to get worse and worse every single day forever

and it is world most disgusting food

Prove you’re Japanese

felt emasculated being near them did you rorke? xx

rorke babe no one cares x

You eat fermented soybeans for breakfast mate

please be mindful, the yardie goons are showering x

there is many world famous chef
burikasu chef? I do not know any

it saturday wahey

Why would nippon not like vegemite
it's baby's first umami

Mhhm these twiglets are umami

Little chinky doordash man bringing me the scran

Mental and mad how when I go to a place or do a thing I did with the ex gf it’s as if it was only yesterday and she could be right there again right now and everything would be absolutely fine but she dumped me over half a year ago now and hates me and I will never see her again

schr3ing

look out itchy, hes irish!

Morbid fascination with the Orient

Not sure if I've ever truly experienced catharsis

bought an air conditioning unit like a yankoid
no longer shall sunberg torment me in my own flat

Don't recall the last time I experienced laughter or joy.

Gotta do what you gotta do mate
*sharpens fireman’s axe*

Why do you come here if we never make you laugh

stuntpegg wank

got to be over a decade for me

been thinking of getting one but i live next to the train station so wouldnt even be able to keep it on at night because the trains are so loud

Spaki is now posting cuck shit
Won’t be long till he’s posting cp again

why do you come here
and why, why do you hang around

Need a good opening line suggestion for tinder.

need my neighbour out of business

You cant be that depressed surely?

whats the biggest darkest bbc you've ever bounced on?

I'm a big batty boy

nigga heil hitler

rattled the runt cage from within

think if a woman owns a pet, it’s a subtle red flag. women shouldn’t be allowed to own pets.

i believe they are quite loud themselves anyway so you use them to cool the room down then turn it off before bed

come now rorke, its time for your "special treatment"

grow up

rorke vibing to ponpon shit

odd opinion

Will fully deserve whatever awful fate awaits me. I've done things which should warrant an electric chair or public hanging.

Need a good opening line suggestion for grindr.

that song a vibe tho can't blame rorke for that xx

*goes on tinder*
where are the saucy slags like /brit/ promised?
*feels bad man*

ah yes the most mentally stable dollhouse watcher

has anyone ever called her greta thumberg ? could be funny since she looks like a thumb

expensive to run as well

i'll leave your arse looking like the grand canyon

Corr I would love to suck your cock!

why you seething, deegz?

better than sweating like an indian all summer

habemus poopem

richard branson throttling my internet again

took the shower hose straight to arseholeberg
should be sparkly clean

fizzy grapefruit lavender lemonade

sweating is good for you

feet stink

get on the cityfibre lad
I pay £28/M for 1gb fibre

Your bandwidth is being taken so refugees can have high speed fibre Warzone games. Rorke.

don't live in a city

I put motherfucking provolone in my socks at night

Fiorentina is nice, but too many restaurants use frozen spinach and it tastes like a sewer.

rorke sex arse

t-twink feet? stink twink? fink tweet sticking funk?

jag belle
or
lyle jag
or
jag yell

elder scrolls boss

living around non-whites will radicalise you

they find is IMPOSSIBLE to not be constantly engaging in anti-social or petty-criminal activity. Ignoring traffic laws, littering, shouting, phone calls/music on public transport.

You can't share a civilised society with them

twink feet

i've had that schizophrenic lad filtered for a few weeks now with 4chanx and sometimes ill open the thread on a different browser and i remember he's always here and his posts come back and hes like HAHA DIEGO SPASTIC PAKI MELTY HI 190 OMDZ DEEGZ UHHH RORKE???

then i close the browser again

I still dont know if this is a real picture

spotted a creature on my google maps incel walk

Didnt have AI back then

i own the rights to that picture

i dont want to

You can literally see the strings!

the black beast of crawley

eric biscoff

this is true

didn't have any racialist tendencies until i went to uni and had to interact with chinks regularly

Do you own a suit?

It's already 11am and I've done absolutely nothing.

haven’t been happy since I was 15 in the chip shop after school with me mates

I’d imagine sacked tranny will show up any moment now

simon fartgunkel

theres a really effeminate lad in here that types like a proper woman. You can tell because he uses a series of impotent soy rage words like "cunt" and "twat", something an indian middle manager in HR would say. Might even actually be a woman, but I cant imagine the state of the type of woman that would post here

I own three bespoke suits.

yeah but it's too big for me

youtu.be/-nGRb2hL4fs

don’t know who you’re referring to but it looks like hes done you

you just described the average brit tho

Sir desperately wants to be understood

Veal Parmesan sandwich? FUCK YOU.

oh yeah? you'll have to point him out next time instead of being a passive aggressive woman about it

i need to bus a nut

Humphrey bogfart

Rorke having a little cry because a successful person is Jewish

did he really?

got the espadrilles on and an iced mocha java in my hand
bliss

Why did spaki get his trip banned again?

Rorke objecting to bareback sex

Feeter Gaybriel

Really boils my piss to see people out having fun together

need to defile women

running trails are for blacks too, rorke

bored at work, bored at home
such is my life

I’ve got a poo in my pants

I'm going to help you all

I think I figured out my gimmick. Introducing

GIMMICK LAD (me)

My gimmick is gimmicks. I come out with a load of crazy whacky gimmicks. I discuss gimmicks, I rate gimmicks, I invent gimmicks.

I am gimmick lad.

deferring next uni semester
idgaf if im unc when i graduate i got into uni late anyway

why are blacks like this

Think im having a 7 year dark night of the soul

COME ON OUT YOU RAPIST

dark fruits weather this

Parking Pataweyo sex arse

I’m really tall with really big tits

Ready to hear something fucked up?

Im gay

autistic

I have aids

made mozarella sticks

no sauce

wipe my ass with the sticks for flavor instead

This is my reality

rorke: black people are so soulless they don’t even go out in nature
blacks: *goes out to a trail*
rorke: NOOOO NOT LIKE THAT STOOOOP

You are Adrian Chiles and I claim my £5

STRIPED ESPADRILLES AND A STUBBY
STRIPED ESPADRILLES AND A STUBBY

Tuco Salamander

sudden onset amnesia

Need to book a ticket to Pnomh Penh and have a grand old time.

HIP HIP SO HIP TO BE

We need to do a brit gen z boss and a mini

Severe ADHD and a cum stained gaming chair
Severe ADHD and a cum stained gaming chair

70 pound cambodian gf

bet you love a dark fruit

sudden onset amnesia the dark descent

Dick stinks of raw shit

ah yes that famous rorke saying

You know me.

sudden onset amnesia the dark fruit descent

youtube.com/watch?v=8-KvyKNSV7U

a man of impeccable taste

The forbidden fruits of southeast asia

You’re quite the man

Get fucked!!!

saying 'cold' and posting skull emoji are nonwhite coded

i'll take a peach pls

so many uncs in this general

would probably feel better if i had a shower and put some laundry on

your posts are virgin coded [skull] [skull]

using text in place of emojis is virgin coded thoughbeit

mental that half white half indian kids oft end up looking pretty white, aye?

tell brainberg to feel what you want to feel instead and stop letting him rule your world

Had a little vomit in my mouth when i remembered what i did only 5 hours ago

Emmett Patrick Garcin

just came back from the 16 hours long bender orgy
took a bath, my antibiotics, having a fruit smoothie with an electrolytes packet

still my favourite though, sorry

saying thoughbeit is virgin coded, thoughbeit

nice day out there

yous getting out the house or what?

How many regrets do you have, /brit/?

I have so many that they're impossible to count

chugged a metric fuck ton of piss straight from a monkeypox infected arse

dangerous and downright stupid

yeah going to sit in the garden later and then off to a gig tonight

N

ktim but with pozzing arses while telling them i was on perp

Ever-expanding, like the cosmos

um
um

It is what it is.

New

NEW

get it maid

He is small.

glasgow isn't due rain until 27 may

Yeah.