/balk/

And I saw a new heaven and a new earth: for the first heaven and the first earth were passed away; and there was no more sea.

funny how we had this meme from china town and now there's anime about it

snowbunny galore

They're BBC (Big Balkan Cock) only, lil' Jao

pic related, the average pale satan fan

BBC summoning ceremony

perfect angels...

Me but with a Mexican flag instead

Turk haplomemes based on region

Balkan Turks are outliers with I2a (20%), R2a (17.1%) , E1b (14.3%) being most common, whilst Anatolian Turks have Churka haplogroups

Insane that og Turks unironically were like 3 Chinese peepo that managed to convert Anatolians and some Balkan peepo into thinking they're Chinese

Was he italian?

He's me, I look like that

The kurdbull is taking over

saw a teen looking almost exactly like young joseph gordon-levitt
he wont have to work out a single nanosecond of his life and if he does he improves his looks from 9.5 out of 10 to 10 out of 10
meanwhile I have to constantly engage in weight loss to keep my kubanoid face slim
brutal, just brutal. blackpilled again, time to lose hair, wear a baseball cap and start rant youtube channel

Just used the self service check out machine to buy produce for the first time (it has a scale and you measure it and click "onions")
Sasuga technology

Funny to think that such a simple operation is the bane of all boomers

But Balkan boomers at least support their children and look after their families while here everyone is selfish and let their own children suffer even though their kids still have to deal with other obstacles and go to university.

When you have a hammer everything looks like a nail moment

I don't understand.

Diagnosed autism moment

If quads bulgaria is not nad vsi4ko

Repeating the same inane trash for the trillionth time

Undiagnosed autism moment

Please tell me honestly, in your opinion are Bugars nad vsi4ko?

Ι randomly remembered the Communist Party of Greece still exists and I felt a disgust about it

You need to be 18 to post here

Did your gf allow you to post this or did you do it secretly, bro? Let it all out, we're friends itt

They're all ugly though

They're all ugly though

imagine the smell of all of their farts combined.

Peepoo be like

NOOOOOOOO I DON'T WANT TO LIVE IN THE VILLAGE WHERE I'LL HAVE A HOUSE AND BE CLOSE TO NAYTUR AND UNEMPLOYED BUT WILL GROW MY OWN FOOD

I WANT TO LIVE STUFFED IN A CUBICLE WITH NO NAYTUR IN SIGHT AND SUBSIST ON SLOP, MY BILLS PAID BY WAGESLAVING 16 HOURS OR SUCKING DICKS

why are you obsessing over Bulgaria. show the aryan Macedonia map instead

What are you talking about? All these selyaks went abroad to clean windows and cars.
It's literally illegal to look after cattle or grow lettuce in scatohellholegaria

I really have to say I love the elfbar peach ice because it tastes really good but making your own cigarettes is still better.

girls stared at my crotch area in the bus again

just googled that shit. you are a massive faggot gfto

You don't have to like it uber driver.

Did you know that the longest reigning Roman Emperor of all time is my grandad Βασίλειος ὁ Βουλγαροκτόνος

maybe your pants were ripped off. when I was a little child and I was playing with my mates in the outskirts of the commieblock a fat bald boomer manlet sit in front of us while having his pants ripped off and wearing no underwears. we were laughing at him and he seemed cluelessly amused
you don't have to be a massive faggot

We need him right now.

So true, king.

He is a βουλγαροκτόνος tho

It's literally illegal to look after cattle or grow lettuce in scatohellholegaria

In villages? I'm sure Lidl is behind this.

I'm not a faggot gypsy uber driver.

stop smoking retard

They're far more overrated than you think. save yourself the headache balkan bros, find yourself a cute caring brown haired girl from the balkans instead

did you remember to pull your zipper?

what is it with this guy and uber drivers? did uber driver fuck his mom and left?

brown haired

they are black haired though. and if they aren't they will dye their hair black or blonde instantly

UMMMMMM actually, this lambo I have isn't even that cool bro! Just stick with your 1995 Yugo Koral bro! Just as good trust me bro!

lidl does bribe the goygarians and they have no problems with killing their own kids and and parents

he is autistic while having that cringey clueless westerner retard aura

its shitgal he's gay and has no friends because he's a pestering roach retard and also gay faggot

made for BigBalkanCock

edition

This is brown woman general white whores will get skinned alive and dissolved in acid and we will wear their faces.

no, my flaccid penis is big and it makes a bulge(foids don't know that it doesn't grow much bigger than that)

I ride my bike every day and I don't notice any difference from smoking. I'm very athletic and healthy but smoking helps me calm down and concentrate. It's a little bit like smoking Adderall.

shut up i and this whole general will get bleached no matter if you like it or not

another artist fanbox leak

fucking finally

Easy 2 plate bench for 5 reps
I would say that my current max is around 120kay gees

looks fun

wait til ur 30 you literal child

Ideal Roman emperor:
Leo the Wise

ENTJ learned scholar King

2 plates are not even an appetizer for huge bossess

More dinner plates
More dates

hello

hello, please tell us about the latest news in schizoville

I mean I wouldn't call it heaven. They all look pretty weird, might look good if all were males but they're too mainly. On average med women are more attractive, hair included

Crapple would have a higher marketshare, if they allowed installing Windows on their computers again. Now I have to keep 2 computers.

rain made my shit hole overflow

You must be 18 to post here

What happened with the girls yesterday king? Did she like your dick pic?

Iki and that fyrombro gonna be like "nah pic related is better"!!

That's a man.

Is bosnia soy or chad
Is montenegro soy or chad

me chad soyed yo mama

Guess that's why so many brown bumgarians lust after pejl devils.

yф кaк ce нaбyхaх c пoлoвин килo caлaмypeнo cиpeнe yфффф мaмoo

the brown creature looKs better thE bloNde is better for Making sons

I'm Sure some of you would kill themselves if you sufFered aS muCh as me right now

You ok, bro?

his iphone is malfunctioning due to 20c degrees ice cold chilling winds of germanistan

The only people who still have cattle seem to be turks. I've seen more cows in Momchilgradsko than I've seen anywhere else

How can I become a professional scuba diver and work in the Atlantic or the Pacific?

poluvin kg palmuvu maslu

Have you done any snorkeling or some similar shit?

I have 18cm but im a grower. I am handicapped lacking bulge

2,99€ for 180g Patros feta cheese made by cow milk and It tastes likE the alternative for half the price with more inside

I did well in swimming in my young days. Not a smoker etc.

You're literally me. Edin narod.

mai phallic bıradırs...

I can see the divorce rape on their faces.

Most scuba divers I know are smokers lol.

Insane how I remember Sweden looking like this. Sad how now there's only the long bloody trail of contra-genocide to bring it back.

good I hope more alibabas will be sent your way, make all of pakistan travel directly to stockholm

I would die to bring this Sweden back

every single whitoid should be exterminated for being retarded

women with shitty bleached hair? lol

the duality of balkanlar

Former Fyrom is a Nordic nation.

ye look at this boss

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freezing iN mid May

Jealous gay turd

boonche can't even type
he's dying
let's pray for his health

There are around 30 cities around the world with a population bigger than all the Swedish.
You intellectually know it should be enough for them. That they could not have become so plentiful without an excess of everything making life wonderful.
Yet it's not enough for them. They also require what is the fruit of a small northern population, after a millenia of moving dirt and procuring a culture. They are now feeling a HUMAN RIGHT to our land.

It's not that bad if you don't get cancer but you can even get lung cancer without smoking.

Shouldn't have bombed them. Simple as.

Gadddafi warned us...

They left us no alternative

why bummygal still be pretendin to be a different person if his roleplays are so obvious

Just trick the browns into flooding Europe, then buy up their shitholes on the cheap and turn them into paradise. The white man never loses.

paradise

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it's like asking why spermata is still getting harrassed by politics

It's free real estate chuddy, browns ruined their local climate by farting too much which the white man can fix with taxation.

Not talking about deserts specifically but I'll bite. There's already technology that can slowly over a few years create soil over that sand, seep into it and create fertile land. Chinks already transform their deserts with it.

Crescent moon farming is turning the Sahara green again. It just requires effort. Effort wasted on making a disgrace of themselves in other people's cultures as is their HUMAN RIGHT.

There's already technology that can slowly over a few years create soil over that sand

Pic related.
Chinks are waiting for the right moment to annex Siberia for those sweet, sweet water resources.

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bummygal

shitgal

Rent free

Haven't posted ITT once

Where the fuck do they get the water from to keep it that way thoughbeit?
Chinks already use siberian resources.

turning the Sahara green again

Obviously.

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why bumgarians are so asiatic looking?

imagine covering all of that in parking lots

With solar panels to cover dey G-wagons vvvghhh

Should have bombed them harder. Simple as.

nigga am I banned?
test.

I am Turkic invader of wypipo lands.
Convert to Islam or perish.

Yes bro

Crescent moon farming

Nigger that shit is used to block the sand spewing from the sahara, it's basically the african version of the great wall of china stopping a natural disaster from spreading south.

S-shut up. Im trying to be gay here.

big if true

This is light gardening funded by feel-good Westerners, not turning the Sahara green.

What we really need to do is introduce Shai-Hulud to the sands and start mining space LSD.

Found a half Turkish, half Senegalese turkcel

youtu.be/ailYjq0QBXs?feature=shared

So over, even Turks are getting BLACKED and leaving behind incel spawns.

Dad left too.

I would kill a million nafri migrants if a Swedish angel asked me to

She still wouldn't fuck you.

I would kill a million Swedish devils if a nafri asked me to

I would do it if she agreed to spit on me and call me a subhuman

Her spit would contain nafri sperm

racist swedish woman

there's less of them than there are passable troons in kumanovo

Brootal.

call you subhuman

Nordic whores get brown and black boyfriends to virtue signal how anti rayciss they are, welcome to Scandicuckia

than there are passable troons in kumanovo

Odd little factoid to know
You've researched this extensively bro?

Yes, I have a Master's in Kumanology

Muslim boys beat up bully Scandinavian boys in school while blonde Nordic girls at their weakness lmao

Nerdics are the ultimate cuckolds, dunno why they tolerate this shit

But the forums I go on tell me all the deatniks are incels bro

I kneel.

thinking of purchasing the ultimate boss clothing article: sleeveless t-shirt

I just roll up my tshirtskin sleeves to even out my tan

In the ghetto I grew up several Danish white trash girls had Muslim boyfriends, am not even killing

Those usually never lasted long tho, lower class girls go through a slut "experiment" phase and the Muslim gangsta boys try to woo them

In the end white trash girl settles for betabuxx and Ahmed for virgin Fatima imported from Anatolia or Pakistan

killing

kidding

I can tame them whilst they're in this phase with my BBC

incel cuck fetish hours

meanwhile I need to go buy some oats

nigga can't tame a philips screw head but he out there claimin he can tame a ywoman

Already bought mine today

I will screw them like a high quality torx screw

lol no, boomers in Serbia majoritarily support an apocalyptic level lithium mine that will turn a significant portion of our country into a wasteland. They're burying us on a meta level.

nısi gutovızımen
nısi gutovı
dıbıdeş centılmen
ne e nı modı

nordic pale devils are so hollowed out from all the screwing that no screwdriver can unscrew them

I was going to buy them myself but my mom forced by brother to go buy them and he got the shitty kind that's too flaky
Useless foid

tfw the aboriginals are being difficult and are opposing your mining operation

Bro moved back in with mommy
I can save them

At this point the salvation can only be found in a power drill to completely bore out the screw and replace it with a good, high-quality autistic torx screw.

well my registration is still here, how else would I vote

Bro votes

We need to have examinations about "the definition of food delivery", "the nature of food delivery", "the characteristics of food delivery", "the impacts of food delivery", "the significance of food delivery", "the law of food delivery", "the technology of food delivery", "the impacts on the climate of food delivery", "national characteristics of food delivery" and so on and so forth.

They will probably get money from that which they will invest in their children and support them so they can study without any problems. Here they will not do that they will put you in a boarding school for being to active or not showing enough emotions or force you to work while being a fulltime student or force you to share your flat because they will not pay for it.

das rite
I'll vote for the party saying they'll put a flat 8% tax and fire all government workers

Report back to balk whether they get 0.5% or 1% of the vote bro

Average 4 year degree is about a 100 books.

don't worry bro I'll get up tomorrow at 6 in the morning to vote and harrasse you with politics

99 of those - written by your professors so you have to pay tribute if you want to pass their ENTJ classes

this thread sux man up and make it better you fucking homos

^ bitchy bottom apestractors above and below v

I pirated all the textbooks like a gen Z boss in a mini-cooper

Trvthnvke.

seym
i stole books from the library to scan them instead of booking them for borrowing and waiting for my turn like a timmy
also shared them with my bros to save them money

If you didn't have huge bossess inspecting your book ownership in university you didn't suffer. Also women could just bypass this by sucking dick.

tibeşe onzi sın
vıf köyto ne rızbrah
kak poçnah ot final
otvorih li oçi

tibeşe onzi mig
vıf köyto ne rızbrah
çe sım sıbuden pak
no may ne sıcalih

minicooper

potholes

Yeah retard

i can tell you aren't a STEMshitler

иcтинcкaтa бългapcкa aзбyкa ли e тoвa

All this incel talk reminded me of the time one straight A timmy comforted a girl in class that got rejected by a tall chad that was only getting passing grades at the end of the year since he was both dumb as a brick and didn't look at the books once, it was several months later where he was slapping the dumb hoe and timmy tried to intervene only ending up in him getting his nose broken by chad and the girl telling timmy how awful he was for attacking chad.

true degreecels did a 3 year degree in a private uni and bought no books

тpъбвa дъ cъ въpнeмъ къмъ глъгoлицътъ и дъ пишeмъ cъ фaличecки хиepoглифи oтнoвo

It was real in your mind bro

Man I love STEMshit so much, teachers be like

umm this won't be on the test

Then they put a question on the test which requires you to understand the thing that "isn't on the test" to be able to solve it. Technically it isn't on the test, many moons failed for these tricks.

sakam si go triforsot Ѧ

кeк ceгa paзбиpaм зaщo cмe я cмeнили нa киpилицaтa, пoвeчeтo бyкви пpиличaт нa хyй.
Bиж гo Д-тo бaтe лмao

Get money from a mine that will produce maybe 1% of our GDP worth of lithium while permanently shitting up Western Serbia (and parts of Bosnia and Croatia)? Retarded

Captcha: SHSV2 (lmao)

Fucking based, I wish we had anything similar to it. That + mass restitution of private propurrdy in state control to pre WW2 landowners it was seized from (it's long overdue, SNS mogged us and cancelled it completely)

more than 4L of stare pramenkoski and I wake up with a stomach ache
didn't happen with cheap generic foreign-owned bugi brands
or perhaps my stomach b giving out after 3 months of non-stop drinking

i'm gonna have to quit again and just sit on my balcony like an effendi, soak up the morning sun while i drink my tchibo caaffe then start going on long walks to lose all that skinnyfat agayn

Stop drinking and come rest on mango's bosom

Bought coffee that's 30 euros a kilo

i would chill witchu niggas if you weren't literal insane unhinged and homicidal freaks with mood swings sharper than beklemeto turns

Bumgal getting rejected by Trasha whilst he said we'd go to the most expensive kafana in Pleven if I come to visit him

I'd be obliged to meetchu if you made the effort to come all the way here innit. But I honestly struggle to find the benefit of doin that on my home turf. Barnsville is my safe haven, I don't wanna be shittin where I eat n sleep and I don't chrust you niggas.

You trust me doe bro

sup homos

I think you don't understand.

Of course you have no other argument. Fathers sinking their sons is a tale as old as time in Serbia.

What we thinkin' about Kanye's new banger bros

link it

Even vute said he finds mangal repulsive and wouldn't fuck him

You're crying over hypothetical fantasies even though this deal you are talking about will probably bring hundreds of billions for Serbia while I'm actually suffering because my father doesn't want to give me his clinic and my parents don't support me while yours are profiting from a deal and then supporting you with that money.

moansonas are hilarious
but my fav type of persona is the crippled short fat huge boss with 100 handicaps who thinks he's better than you

passive homosexual finds me repulsive

Yeah because I mog him in every way and steal all of his 'daddies'

youtu.be/OGJaGfVINAo?t=7

p1rvo praviwo na qkonomiku
4ovek1t e s nezadovolimi potrebnosti
HACHU PAKUPAT SAMALYOT DLYA MAMAY

Hundreds gorrillions of lithium moneys. Saar you will be like Arab Emirates yes

Drained a whole thumb worth of pus from my ingrown toenail.

oooooh braaadir
post it, i can give you a very effective non-surgical solution depending on the circumstances

hahahahahahaha
the more I listen to it the more I like it

You have no arguments to real suffering.

Cut the toe off bro

It's that lanky toenail next to the big boss, anyway it's pretty simple to fix.

How about you drain some bitches bro

Keep coping. You look like shit

Pedal & Vute Vagina feat. Mangal Kostov -

I don't go after troons bro

lmao.. how does that even happen
do you have HELLENIC toes

so many things I will know nothing about.. like stds

I got a mouth sore drinking from a water bottle my cousin shared with me and her libtarded friend. Rookie mistake. Never drink out of the same bottle as a femoid. God only knows how many sperms I swallowed too.

I thought everyone had the Greek one and the rest were just psyops.

Fagget

My foot literally gives the middle finger when it's flt on the ground

the funniest thing for me is he calls it twitter

call elon - he's crying

ur aboriginal

I do in fact have the "Greek" foot here.

I have egyptian feet

What does it mean? I've never been to egypt

I have roman feet even though I'm not Italian.

Vikram Misri, India’s foreign secretary, said the cease-fire between India and Pakistan was broken soon after it was announced. “There had been repeated violations of the understanding arrived between the two countries today,” he told reporters. He accused Pakistan of breaching the agreement and said India would “deal strongly” with the violations and respond.

the celtic looks alien

if you ship your sister to me your parents will shift their attention to you

if you wanna go then you go rockets and you go down
fak yu bladi

Moored.com

Um sweetie last time I checked I have a boyfriend and you don't.

Who is the one coping here?

You know when you really think about it these toenails reflect how the hierarchies are determined in each of these societies, the Greek one, where the king is fat and no less important than the third in the hierarchy is below the ruler behind the shadow, the german where one huge boss lords over all equally infrerior lifestock, the egyptian that is strictly hierarchical and has been for millenia.

Nixa Zizu did this and lied that he got into a car accident. He went to Armenia to do it.

mma lowkick them to shatter their fake legs

These niggas are just there to sell you shit. You think you can "extend" your height by smashing bone and forcing it to heal in such an unnatural shape and have no issues down the line? Keep coping. If you skipped genetics day, didn't wombmaxx, ate slop as a child then it's over.

My life's mission is to avenge Manzikert

I gril I know got a nose job (she didn't need it, really, some fort of masochism I guess) and after the fact she said she would never have done it if she'd known how brutal and painful the operation was.

Even of they become taller than me they will NEVER have green eyes and Rh- blood type

green eyes

Gypsy trait.

Year 2035

Sasho is 205cm tall with AI micro leg breaking extension

Posting this disgusting image nonstop only makes me think you identify as this subhuman you love so much and you're a subhuman

This is an incel general sweetie

let me tell you about your thread

why is he like this

Please come and take her.

Ubij se torbes bitolski, ti ebam seljandurata vidi go so glea

Who is this?

Posting this disgusting image nonstop only makes me think you identify as this subhuman you love so much and you're a subhuman

youtube.com/watch?v=vBZsxM8jT2w
This guy was a diabetic that had to inject himself with insulin every shot he was in.

Also iirc he ran a pedophile ring. How accurate!

thinking of re piercing my left ear

I'm thinking about getting a tattoo.

here's a good design for you bro

Get some more tattoos while you're at it

they'll at most get 5%, this shithole has a meme system the two duopoly parties reformed a couple of years ago to always be in charge

his lebbitism lost to his autistic urge to rip on troons based on chromosomes

hohlarious

I'm getting a belly button piercing

shit's expensive

No I will never make a face tattoo because I'm handsome but I thought about getting something like this.

Get a job

45 minutes

life's too short to be watching that shit nigga

if I ever get a job I'll start saving up money to escape from this fucking city to kuban heaven

Why do jestermaxxers humiliate themselves like this

Would have been better if her friends name was Tyrone btw

I got bored and I'm replaying GTAV
I wonder if niggers irl are like how they are in game

look at some nigger

he shoots at you

go too close to a ηigger

he shoots at you again

park your car near a nιgger

he shoots at you and tries to hijack it

I can't understand how they even function irl if I they're so primitive
Mangal should confirm it since he used to live near those monkeys in NYC

used to

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I'm running out of ideas for soy purchases bro

They made a month's wages from that one short. Also I think she gave birth to a kid from that one timmy.

buy stocks

Is that in Sweden?

I should set this up
I have too much money just sitting around in a bank account waiting for me to decide on what PC hardware to buy

average zoomer nonsense shit

You still are near them?

Damn bro

ask if you need any help bro

You don't have to like it uber driver.

youtu.be/eSVZ5cxmeRk?feature=shared

Welcome to my life, fuckin' VIP
You see, I see you lookin' at me
High rollin' on the side, got them drinks raise 'em high
Boy with tats is my guy, now let's take it to the sky
In the hell raisin' hell, your boy's blowin' up my cell
While he's grabbin' on my ass, open bar we're gettin' trashed
In my 5 star suite, bitch we can't be beat
We got five boys each, hoe you know me

'Cause I just got paid, let's get laid
'Cause I just got paid, let's get, let's get, let's get laid
'Cause I just got paid, let's get laid
'Cause I just got paid, let's get, let's get, let's get laid

I dropped two stacks on this dress and it's comin' off later
With a pro skater or maybe with this waiter
And he said we'll head home popping bottles of Patron
With my tone on his phone, all the callers unknown
In the Millionaire world shit's turned around<br/>
It's the boys that drop their knees to the ground
'Cause they know I'm in this band and I know they my fan
Give a cent he takes a grand, take that ring off my fucking hand

'Cause I just got paid, let's get laid
'Cause I just got paid, let's get, let's get, let's get laid
'Cause I just got paid, let's get laid
'Cause I just got paid, let's get, let's get, let's get laid

My life is now, ooh paparazzi, shawty with a hotty
It's the life you dream
God, those girls are so annoying
Ya, they're like totally ruining music
You think you'll get famous taking pictures for free?
Think again bitch maybe you should do it like me
Can you believe I get paid to shake my ass on stage
We're getting drunk everyday, you're makin' minimum wage
We live the life you wish, bitch don't say shit
No talent just lucky but they still wanna fuck me

Just got paid, let's get laid
'Cause I just got paid, let's get, let's get, let's get laid
'Cause I just got paid, let's get laid
'Cause I just got paid, let's get, let's get, let's get laid

Nigga it's new york

What fuck is this bro
You need a master's degree in account creation to parse through this trash

all of that is useless for you bro just create a normal account and read the plain english words they show it
it's pretty clear

ancestor moves from kuban to krasnoyarsk for job

descendant needs job to move back

new pedo thread drop in 3, 2, 1

NEW NEW NEW

That's the "Guide to Choosing the Right Account"

woah, nearly timed it to the second, too

bulgarians did this

you are an individual bro, it's literally the first box

you are an individual bro

Source for this claim?

a shishkebab never reveals his source

Employer's name and address;

Neetbros??? Are we cooked??