/brit/

Short KING

Who would win, 1000 Romans or one Brock Lesnar

shes right you know

scary to think while i'm in the middle of having a crazy goon sesh with the lads in discord there are terrible wars happening around the world and people being genocide'd.

what do you do with the lads when youve got your hand on your knob

FR

FOY

Diodorus, a greek historian, made this remark about the celts: Their aspect is terrifying...They are very tall in stature, with ripling muscles under clear white skin

nope and don't care if i do, would rather enjoy life than live to 80 and die of boredom and cringe like you

trade porn and talk about how hot the girls are

This is why bullying is bad. You create an army of adults who want to flip the table over as adults.

Pope Warwick actually appeared on the balcony yesterday about an hour before Leo, you just couldn't see him over the barrier

people are like are most likely to reproduce because we're actually having sex while you pretend to be """trad""" on the internet lmaooooooooo

Your 30s are going to hit you hard

Fucking legend

surely if you kiss a prostitute you will get cold sores for the rest of your life because they likely have that really common herpes that most of the world has

i'm already 34 so keep coping

i'm already 34 so keep coping

So you're suicidal then?

It's so cruel what happened to them, all because of humans.

Imagine a 34 year old man posting like this

Looking forward to big American steaks hitting our shelves
Thanks Starmer

What, saying he’s having fun? The horror!

reckon Pope Leo ever had a wank?

I doubt you'll produce any offspring but if you do I'm certain they'll despise you

i don't have to imagine, and it's fucking GREAT
escort will be here at 7pm so got a few hours to get horny and snort more shit

done loops today in the Python learning. Will do the problems tomorrow morning *thumbs up emoji"

how did this piece of shit win the oscars

she

right

You and your friends better batten down the hatches, because when it hits, you're all gonna wonder how you ever thought you could live so large and leave so little for the rest of us.

you'll unironically say this yet you'll throw a temper tantrum if you are forced to answer an unknown call or a knock at the door at the age of 24

YES mate I’m getting on it again this weekend, hope the comedown isn’t like last time tho haha

that's cool cus i don't plan on having any but all the other lads i do coke with already do have kids
enjoy your miserable life while i'm eating ass and fucking whores i meet in night clubs

indian gets to western country

within 10 seconds says any other indians coming should be kept out

why do they hate their own kind

escort comes to you? isn't that expensive. do you make a lot of money

xanax for the come down

Before the Sycamore Gap tree was cut down Daniel Graham and Adam Carruthers were the “best of pals”.

The “odd pair” had an almost obsessive friendship. They texted each other constantly, had nicknames for each other and spoke on the phone everyday.

This was in addition to often working together, tarmacing drives, cutting down trees after storms and repairing fences.

By the time they appeared in court accused of cutting down one of the country’s most cherished landmarks, a 150-year-old sycamore growing next to Hadrian’s Wall, however, the “daggers were out”.

Both men were more than willing to sacrifice their friendship to escape a jail sentence.

Graham lived in a caravan in a makeshift shanty town he had built on a field in Grinsdale, Carlisle.

At 39 he was a few years older than his co-accused, Carruthers, 32, but the pair developed a close friendship after Graham’s father passed away.

While Graham’s neighbours were unsurprised to learn he was involved, people in Carruthers’s home town were astonished to discover he had a part in felling the tree.

They described him as a “quiet young man” who had become caught up with “some rum bloke he worked for near Carlisle”.

One neighbour said: “He had quite a good job as an apprentice at the Innovia factory in Wigton, but they had to let him go because they discovered he’d been working on cars on the side.

“Since then he’s drifted around and ended up doing ground work with this character he somehow met.”

The neighbour continued: “It’s hard to imagine how he got himself caught up in cutting down the tree at Sycamore Gap. It’s an act of madness and he just wasn’t the kind of lad to do something like that.”

34 year olds aren't usually having fun if they're fucking prostitutes and doing cocaine all day. Its something you might do briefly with your friends when you're 21. But at 34 I guarantee you this lad is suicidal.

£300 for out call but knowing me i will get her to stay an extra hour so will probably be £500
i'm a contractor and make £400 a day, so basically two day's worth of work including the coke

39

he's 39? fuck me. weird little inbred freaks. that's pure native stock

Its something you might do briefly with your friends when you're 21

so the only time you can do cocaine and fuck a prostitute is some narrow 6 month timeline when you're 21.

right....

You're such a hateful little mong, diego

state of those pair kek

sounds like the inbred pikey version of brokeback mountain

Women really are evil.

While Graham’s neighbours were unsurprised to learn he was involved, people in Carruthers’s home town were astonished to discover he had a part in felling the tree.

lol

He's literally just poorly groomed (and balding obviously)

can a condom get stuck inside a hookers fanny

like I said
the world will be very beautiful when you all disappear :)

Yeah pretty much. Most people mature and get a clue by the time they're 34. Someone doing what you're doing at your age only tells me you've thrown all caution to the wind, you're suicidal and probably mentally unwell.

the red tinge in both of their beards. very telling

would fixing his hair magically transform his leathery 60 year old skin?

What do you spend your time doing then?

ok i just called them all to tell them a random yank's thoughts and we are all very upset about your comments

orangemen are the n words of white people

£300 for a call out

hahahahahaha getting fucking robbed are you? escorts are £200 tops for outcalls

glad i dont live in your bizarro world then. NTA but i'll continue to go on holiday and do drugs when I'm in my thirties like every other person I've met kek.

They scrub up well don't they

being bald makes you look 10 years older
i used rogaine and started getting ID's again depsite being 30

mad how nothing rhymes with the n word

arming women with guns

reckon mousey looks like the lad ont right

They texted each other constantly, had nicknames for each other

This is very normal friendship stuff. There's nothing "almost obsessive" there at all.

Well thanks for your expert opinion, Dr Dipshit!

Mental watching this incel seethe because some lad wants to do drugs and fuck a hooker lmao

do we have orange orders in england? want to join one and play a flute aggressively at an irishman

Yeah. Funny thing is Demi Moore, who got passed over this year, had a better whore kino 30 years ago.

maybe for fat ugly ones. 100 extra for pornstar experience and anal is worth it

Nah that's the Irish in general

bet you shag munter prossers

why did they do it?

mousey looks like this

He has to try and validate his boring existence it’s quite sad

trigger
digger
tigger
flipper

summat to do ent it

Most people your age have a family, a mortgage, children and the responsibilities that come with it. Anyway nobody believes your weird larp, because soon you'll drop it then go back to pretending to be a zoomer talking about the millennial manbaby character you invented. Thats how mentally unwell you are. Thankfully I've filtered out all dollhouse character names on 4chanx so I wont see replies containing dollhouse names

Literally no reason. One of them had a 5 day old newborn and was out cutting trees down with his mate in the dead of night. Demented behaviour.

I just think whoremongers should be sent away to islands where they have no access to women or children that's all :)

Most people your age have a family, a mortgage, children and the responsibilities that come with it. Anyway nobody believes your weird larp, because soon you'll drop it then go back to pretending to be a zoomer talking about the millennial manbaby character you invented. Thats how mentally unwell you are. Thankfully I've filtered out all dollhouse character names on 4chanx so I wont see replies containing dollhouse names

See, I’d love to work. But, got the old mental health unfortunately

they wanted it to go viral

Yeah sure mate. Everyone I've met in their 30s have a mortgage lmao.

You exist in the real world.

Guys im starting to think Dr House may be addicted to these Vicodin

heuristic

Every normal person yeah. But you come across as a pikey or something, and obviously a drug addict so I doubt you keep good friends

why couldn't he piss though

To be fair everyone I know who's in their 30s without a mortgage is a massive loser

That’s pretty hilarious

can you stop replying to me, you live in your mothers house and have no concept of the real world other than the PIP letter that appears on your doorstep and your weekly trip to the supermarket for food. cheers.

Literally no reason. One of them had a 5 day old newborn and was out cutting trees down with his mate in the dead of night.

faustian

or extremely successful (you probably don;'t know successful people) and is renting because investing is more profitable

chinese people with strong australian accents

mate you're a 34 year old man on Anon Babble bragging about fucking STD infested hookers and doing cocaine, i accept your concession though.

he's a doctor, he knows what he's doing

something to this

white people and protestants are very powerful and strong against the irish/blacks. but in the end cultural output of the oppressed gives them a resilience so that even american evangelicals are following the popes every word and white people adopting to black music and language

a story to tell yeh

Had an offer accepted for my first flat yesterday, I'm looking forward to the end of renting.

renting because investing is more profitable

Oh dear lmao

im unemployed live at home no mates -£348 savings.

34 year old man on Anon Babble

funny its the opposite for me. usually people i met with homes have like 6 kids from different women, forced to live with a girl they hate because their parents told them owning a home is the most valuable thing in life.

Anytime I see a woman with a hobby channel I get the impression she's just like other tiktok whores but is using the hobby as some kind of cover up.

Need Emma Watson to fart on me.

Indians should be banned from the internet, fucking sick of them.

Just knows how to create memories mate

is that what you tell yourself diego

Schizo ramblings

I'm a 32 year old man on Anon Babble

thanks for proving my point, you have to have an IQ above 100 to understand how investments work

everyone on toil teams has that yellow emoji as their default

I manually changed mine to a white man so whenever I give a thumbs up it's a white thumbs up

they definitely think I'm BNP

can't even change it back now because that'll show I've thought about it
what a nightmare

210410811
i'm not him you utter cretin i'm 27 years old lmao

retarded fomo mentality not surprised you're a 34 year old manchild

in the end white protestants are weak and insecure as fuck precisely because their supremacy isn't built on any competitive edge but cheating at every turn

I'm going to ibiza for my 30th in July and I WILL be taking copious amounts of drugs.
Yes, I have a mortgage and a professional career.

little manlet maggot in the old thread replying to 20minute old posts and seething about tall people

Why did you reply twice?

They pretty much did it for no reason
There's a suspicion Graham did it as revenge against the council that wanted to evict him but they both spent the entire court case saying the other one did it

imagine how much better this country would be if we let in 11 million german and french people in since the 1990s instead of the literal dregs of the turd world

It's the opposite for me, I've stuck with the yellow one and most other people use the skin tone emojis.

Deary me

if it makes you feel batter lad, they definitely think that about you and hate you for it.

im 29 years old on Anon Babble

they would move back

gf wants a picky bits tea in the garden fucking kill me now

Why the fuck are you talking about protestants
None of us are religious you mick retard

youre all a bit grumpy and aggro today aren't you?
odd seeing as its a friday

^rorke coping with the fact that people who rent sometimes have investments that are way larger than what you'd save from getting a mortgage over renting

why would bunch of germans and french want to come to the uk?

Two men have been found guilty of the "mindless destruction" of the world famous Sycamore Gap tree have received a whole life order

what does that mean

^ultragay virgin freakshow

people who rent sometimes have investments that are way larger than what you'd save from getting a mortgage over renting

I see so they live inside these investments? Interesting...

I have turned 23 today

Got several credit cards which have a total combined limit of £45,000. I only use one of them which I pay off immediately because I get cash back, it's basically free money.

Why do I have the others you ask? Well if things go tits up in my life and I want to kill myself, I'm taking the biggest loan the bank will give me and also maxing these bad boys out before I neck myself. Everybody should have this plan, you never know.

seems like the incels are out in full force today because someone having fun their 30s upset them. i'll be back later, see you virgins

won't be consuming any yank food they try to import

If it meant having Birmingham becoming New Frankfurt instead of Islamabad, I'm sure the British taxpayers would have happily subsidies their immigration here

you are really that fucking stupid lmao

Argumentmong's active

chicken tikka masala for din dins

same. enjoy the weekend mate

How is Honey Nut Cheerios made? Honey isn’t a nut it’s milked from bumblebees or something. Where does the nut part come from?

An investment that wont be paid off until you're practically an old man.....

wow what a great investment lmao

getting bullied off of Anon Babble is hilarious
your nostrils are going to get fucked from coke usage i know plenty of people have that happen to them

How so?

They got more balls than any of us

boomers didn't want it - that's what brexit was all about
poles out, pakis in

anglo sphere are protestant coutnries

oh my days rorke

Hilarious how this 34 year old retard completely exposed himself as associating with losers who think renting is more profitable than buying a house

But why would Germans and French leave to live here?

rorke's da

My ISA value
£57,870.53

The Irish are in the anglosphere.

shall we talk salaries now since its nearly 5pm on a friday?

sir Mr stammer

My rent is £850 and I earn about £45,000

All non whites need to be expelled from Europe, it's that simple.

Africa and South Asia are festering masses of biological subhumanity.

and then later tonight he'll say

anyone else remember that millennial manchild?

thats how demented zoomers are

if every immigrant were like that...

£54,740 i think is the exact number but i just say £55k

scwetr9sgj

let's just say my salary is so high it's not even considered a number

the drinks... are on the house

I earn £48k with potential 5% bonus

i make 80k a year, i could easily more but i don#t for two reasons
1. if i went over 85k i would have to incorporate and hire an accountant and do all the paperwork
2. i basically work 4 hours a day and i think another employer would be actually pay attention to what i do and not just trust me
t. software developer

Need Emma Watson to do a sex poo on me.

what is a sex poo?

mikey; schizoleaf, Nassim; malaponte; Moni
They all kept the thread so light - so jovial.
/brit/ into The Lord of The Flies without them

A poo done during intercourse.

I'm sure the British taxpayers would have happily subsidies their immigration here

in an ironic twist of fate we've subsides the dregs coming here via the dole and bennies. probably would've been cheaper long term to promise each working age German £100k to come here and live here for 5 years.

going to need you to provide a diagram explaining the mechanics involved in detail

hello mates
is me foxyank

haha no I'm just kidding it's me catyank!!

Shall be receiving a £1399 bonus after tax next month
Wonder how I'll piss it away

yeah definitely best to run that up as long as you can

do u like my lil code lad?

def main():
print_square(4)

def print_square(size):
for i in range(size):
print("#" * size)

main()

Imagine how kino the world would be if NS Germany won WW2.

200m Germans from Metz to Baku.
120m Italians from Milan to Mogadishu.
Britain still in control of India with the non-whites subjugated.
No mass immigration into Britain or France, those countries would be revived from liberal degeneration into ethno states.
Africa would be opened to European settlement and apartheid would remain.
South America would be much Whiter.
Portugal still in control of Angola and Mozambique.
No Israel.
Iran would be a NS state promoting zoroastrianism.
London would be white and a cultural centre instead of a mass of biological waste.

ill never forgive my sister for showing my mum tiktok, all day every day she has it on full volume and it is ALWAYS people 'hilariously' shouting in funny regional accents. all fucking day. full volumne. i bought her ear buds but she never uses them.

Why has Jeremy Clarkson hired this 24 year old woman

Unfortunately the cockney menace put a stop to that

The ceremonial opening event for the new Renfrew-Yoker bridge over the River Clyde saw a procession of primary school children from both sides meet in the middle

you coming for some beers after work?

how about you go fuck yourself you smelly normoid

bloody cockneys arseing up the bloody country

it's a start but learn a statically typed language if you want to be taken seriously

good to have some eye candy around, its nice for the morale as long as no one talks to her for more than 5 mins at a time each day

8£ pints?
shove it up your arse

nibba u reaolly need to ask that

to get the timmies to click on his videos

Imagine how kino the world would be if NS Germany won WW2.

200m Germans from Metz to Baku.

120m Italians from Milan to Mogadishu.

Britain still in control of India with the non-whites subjugated.

No mass immigration into Britain or France, those countries would be revived from liberal degeneration into ethno states.

Africa would be opened to European settlement and apartheid would remain.

South America would be much Whiter.

Portugal still in control of Angola and Mozambique.

No Israel.

Iran would be a NS state promoting zoroastrianism.

London would be white and a cultural centre instead of a mass of biological waste.

New Labour loves this shit

Dadberg keeps watching this new police show called Bosch.
The definition of boomer slop.
I guarantee you no one below the age of 60 watches this show.

Literally almost every single sexual interaction between two people is rape. Let's leave the case of lesbian "sex" aside and focus only on male on female or male on male penetration.
Definition:

Rape is defined in most jurisdictions as sexual intercourse, or other forms of sexual penetration, committed by a perpetrator against a victim without their consent.

Since two people are never going to be equal in their level of physical strength, level of income, social status, age etc. there will always be some power dynamic involved in a sexual interaction which may make one person agree to a sexual interraction they don't actually want to engage in, which is by definition rape. But it gets worse than this, even if both people agree to have sex without the power dynamics initially playing any role one person might decide in the middle of the sexual interraction that they no longer want to have sex, but may feel unsafe in disclosing this information due to said power-dynamics.

Example 1:
A physically dominant man is penetrating a twink, 5 minutes in the twink suddenly doesn't want to be penetrated anymore, but since the guy penetrating him could crush him with his bare hands he doesn't say anything and is subsequently raped.

Example 2:
A poor man is having sex with a rich woman, in the middle of the sexual interraction the man suddenly doesn't want to do the act anymore but the woman keeps going, she's close to an orgasm. Since the man realizes that if he stops the woman might get angry and use her higher status to accuse him of rape to the police. He goes on to be raped.

Basically any sexual interaction is rape, or atleast it's impossible for outsiders to tell if rape has taken place so we should just assume that it did.

mental how much kanye mindraped the canadian

not reading your shitty blog

The thing about this is alcohol is regulated, you know what you're drinking.

If you "snort coke" you have no fucking clue what you're actually ingesting Lol. It's probably cut to all hell with whateverthefuck...You have no idea
(that goes for any street drug).

It's very difficult to know the purity of what you're buying, how it was made, who made it, all that shit.

can we keep the boring bastardry to a minimum please?
thanks

you know for a fucking fact we can not

told grandad I went out for an Indian meal by myself last weekend and he wouldn’t stop laughing at me I feel like such a freak

How do you become an art dealer? I want to get in on that

bruh thinks I finna boutta read all that shit

Whenever you buy a street drug it's the ultimate "trust me bro".

Yeah bro, this substance is totally what I say it is. Now give me the money

Corrr

like what?

people make bank with python for AI/ML

just hang around art galleries for long enough until they give you a job that's how to get any job you want

Thumbnail looks like cutting scars

reagents tests don't exist

he buys on the streets and not online

fuck. off.

my 67 year old mum watched every episode

glad that this country's obsession with drinking is in decline but the problem is there's basically nothing to replace it with

get yourself an ongo gablogian wig

is this dude for real?

the underlying AI is written in C++
those are just wrapped. it's like saying investment bankers make money for using software for investing.

we should start going to masjid

Reminds me of a webm I saw a few weeks back where this lad is shagging this woman in mating press position and she shits and he just keeps pumping.

give me the fast route to earning above the uk average (37k)

wonder if this kid ever figured out he's a meme

buy a game on PC

SAR, EXCUSE ME SAR!

YOU MUST USE A SEPARATE LAUNCHER SAR!

STEAM ARE BLOODY BASTARD BENCHODS, PLEASE USE EA APP SAR

SAR THIS TITLE REQUIRES THE UBISOFT APP SAR!

EPIC GAMES SAR, VERY NEEDFUL, PLEASE DOWNLOAD SAR

Should be fucking illegal, I have like 5 different programs downloaded onto my computer that NEED to be running while I play the game. Absolute humiliation ritual

I see galaxy gas canisters every day

um so cans?

all my niggas nazis nigga

Nah I don’t mean shit like that I want to sell art for millions to rich people and keep the money for myself not get a commission or some other bollocks

aye aye captain

just give up gaming it's a waste of time in the current year

N H H

katy dozing off on dat galaxy gas tonite mmhmm x

aha alri, I'm off
*exits thread and walks off into the woods, never to be seen ever again*

um yeah x

just pirate them

I have boxes full of PCCD/PCDVD physical boxes that are worthless. Meanwhile if it was PS2 copies I could have sold them for thousands easy.

screaming

Rorke crying out his nob

N H H

18th Century England Life Expectancy: For most of the century it ranged from 35 to 40; but in the 1720s it dipped as low as 25. During the second half of the century it averaged 37, while for the elite it passed 40 and approached 50

he's not wrong though
people coming up with novel weights and applications are using python to direct the training and parameters of an existing model

Source? Pretty sure people making bank in the AI field will know more than just Python

need weed in business pronto

right well first you need to start renting your arse

Is this what people call street justice

That Faye Reagan? Nostalgic.

open the facking weed shops

So?

34 year old mong was right

can’t sleep btw
it’s why im up

i'm not denying that, i'm just saying it's not programming, it is simply using pre-existing software. they are essentially a UI for hyperparam tweaking same as data analysts use BI tools without knowing any SQL

We will be fine. Thank you.

bout wot

everyone knows more than just python, i.e. AWS, RDBMS, etc

most AI startups nowadays are glorified ChatGPT/OpenAI wrappers

grim

isn't that a pornstar

yes, done right

You need an eye for good art first

Yeah

fish and chips on the way
get in lads I said get in

What would a 40 year old have looked like being fewer than 10 years shy of death?

Gravy's good tonight.

all my sigmas reading, nigga, high literature

Not easy when we’re all boring bastards

Ah I know fuck all about art

poo

I remember that case
ngl if you are a man and ended up dismembered in a suitcase I can only think you probably deserved it

AWS, RDBMS

lol

like your mum

alri Andy warhol

blacking a poo

many spaffs had to this faye whore

Know a guy who has his own gallery.

He left school to work in a frame shop in the 80s, through that he met a lot of people obviously coming in with nice artwork wanting a proper custom frame from it.

He saved up, rented some empty unit and used his connections through the frame shop (and going to other galleries) to display local artwork. He then just built it up from there.

Artist has a place to sell their work, he takes a cut, uses that money for a wage and to also buy artwork from auctions which he then sells for profit in the gallery.

He is making a fucking fortune now and lives in a massive house on the edge of town. It took a long time to get there though and he has told me he spent like 10 years skirting right on the edge of bankruptcy.

rorke database management system

Print out this post and put in on the wall as art. That's the kind of thing Andy Warhol would do.

A Don doesn't wear shorts.

A lot of crypto autist ladies out there in the wild

My mum looks way younger than her age tbf

How come Hammond and May are hanging out together a lot and in each other's youtube videos frequently but Clarkson is never with them? Is he that busy or he lives too far? I know they're all still good friends.

Faye Reagan mentioned

lukeford.com/_images/Faye_warts.gif

Mental how you can be a software developer in the UK and "only" get like £60k a year.

Move to the US and they're like "Ah yes, 5 years as a software developer, I think we'll start you on $180k a year, sorry it's so low but you're new"

that's nice buddy. you ever call a woman a whore in real life?

Just won't be clicking that, will we folks?

Yeah but in pounds that’s like 90k so not much and it’s more expensive in America too

She was a looker. Honestly sad what meth did to a lot of those American pornstars. I hope they find her alive.

I would guess that Clarkson is too arrogant to hang out with the other two

Corr extra texture

he's their boss, do you have pints with your toilberg?

Yeah and mental you can live in a shack in Malaysia and work 15 hours for a bowl of rice

what's your point

inequality exists?

Guy in my company is moving to Australia to do the same job for like 30k more
Even accounting for currency it's a huge upgrade

New

Yes.

Her sister posted that she died.

why would they specifically highlight the warts and show closeups of them during the porn film

ribbed, probably feels better than regular undiseased pussy