our heroes-edition
/cum/ Canada USA Mexico
tranime is for faggots
I don't think /cum/ is ready for this jelly
Average west coast male
anyone want a gf?
yeah pick one up for me
this is me(my wife on the far left)
i used to not but i've been really horny lately...
/cum/ stands with Pakistan
^ redditpaki on an american vpn
I'm here
heck yeah brother!
PAKISTAN ZINDABAD
only black people like deep dish/chicago pizza
FREE KASHMIR
I have a refined pallet and enjoy different cultures
I went to a Vietnamese restaurant that I've been to a bunch of times, I didn't know tonight they're having a game mixer. Afew dudes came over and asked me where my name tag was.
who is redditpaki? I'm known sometimes as redditleaf or chudleaf depending on what I post
I have a refined pallet and enjoy different cultures
asmongold be like
anime is for kings
how to fix my life in 3 easy steps?
Is it all fake Mexicans again in this thread?
das rite
the original is even better
Who the fuck actually watches BLACKED?
henny is pretty good cognac, to be desu
kill
your
self
Lol
Gay mixer
Incels
i bet in real life it's mostly black guys
Sex with orange man's surgeon general
Anon Babble posters
it's funded by Israel so I think that'd defeat the purpose, but you're probably correct anyhow. the guy who owns Pornhub is a jewish rabbi and lawyer IIRC, and he's Canadian LOL.
dammi una fidanzata italiana
White men
niggas really talking about blacked
“Witch” accusations are a growing issue in many African countries, said Anja. Crop failures, job layoffs, or infertility may prompt a family to make an accusation, and children are easy targets.
Anja, David, and their team have saved over 100 children accused of being witches to date, 76 of whom live and thrive at Land of Hope’s children’s center, where they are provided education. “Education is the strongest weapon against superstition,” Anja said, adding that community outreach is a huge component of the NGO’s campaign for change.
What's so funny?
don't have any sorry
I have no fucking options in my life. The more I look into going to college or university the more it's not not going to happen. Who the fuck can afford this shit
They also cut off little girls clitorises there too
Based on Anon Babble it seems to be jeets, turks, Brazilians & Arabs
LIAR
White people are just as superstitious for thinking gay people burn in hell forever
I’d rather have crack
White people are just as superstitious for thinking gay people burn in hell forever
What's so funny?
White people are just as superstitious for thinking gay people burn in hell forever
I’d rather have crack
i get hella pussy
Many religions believe this thoughbeit, even the Dalai Lama said homosexual relations were bad
god dammit the more I think about the conversation the more I think about how I shouldve kept talking to the girl
FUCK
Religion is stupid dunb dumb
What's so funny?
White people are just as superstitious for thinking gay people burn in hell forever
Religion is stupid dunb dumb
I have hundreds of DMs from women and men wanting to be my friend whenever I post myself because I am 6'8 and extremely attractive (high tier model). I have ten times more money than my peers. What is the point of lying about this?
Immigration has to be one of the biggest fucking privileges on this planet. It's grim to think about. All those pajeets are extremely fucking privileged to be able to be in the country they want to be in. You, some mentally ill, white Anon Babble poster, don't have the opportunities or access to immigrating to another country, even to a shithole, honestly.
Thoughbeit most of those immigrants are illegal to varying extents, and we're the ones choosing to observe immigration laws of other countries
youtube.com
wtf did i stumble upon this shit lmao
do you know tintin?
Kind ot
we're a pretty frail and pathetic species that can only live on this planet for some of the time. there was a whole billion years where life existed here and basically nothing happened at all what the fuck was that all about?
read the books all the time in the library. Flight 714 was PEAK
Sex is the only unit of value I understand
according to whomstve? the (((scientists)))?
no wonder youre broke
Those africans think that AND they burn witches
based. i loved tintin in america and the blue lotus
Tintin's a fag.
Mothers day is Sunday
blue lotus was great. Cigars of the pharoahs was good too. in America was kind of anticlmactic, I think
cites Wikipedia
redditpaki melty
Spinny are you here I have a cute question for you
what the fuck was that about?
Evolution happened much slower before multicellular life came around. It's possible that multicellular life are really rare, and that the event leading to their existence is the so called "great filter"
what lol it's an actual geological time period
mid foid is better than spinny anyways
Would date
Not mid
I thought it was in june
thanks for the heads up
Is this a tranny ?
People like to bully each other over dinosaurs or earth age shit, but I feel like everyone really underestimates how much of what we think we know will be disprove in just a couple hundred years
I don't know man I just like cute blonde girls
I want a burger
I will never understand random people from other countries seething over our politics
like what
Our country is relevant and exciting and theirs isn't, so they see us as a soap opera
Did you know that traditional African religions are more popular in the US, Cuba and Brazil than they are in Africa?
Yes, but you're a man.
I try not to think about anything too much
and just trust the heckin science
Idk I'm not clairvoyant but science is still in its historical infancy
chuds get bothered by cool stuff it's weird
Ewwww
im not normal
This poster will not call Muhammad a pedophile
Science has a liberal bias, they cant stand it
I try not to think about anything too much
and just trust the heckin arab pedophile
and now this dude is posting gay porn wtf
science has a liberal bias
Anon Babble wouldn't exist without science
Anon Babble wouldn't exist without science
Jesus Christ Schizopoo
The fucking redpill is to find a young, virgin, trad 19 year old white blonde girl, marry her early in the church and cum inside her pink pussy before you're 28 and make white children/kids
I'm right though?
How is that soy?
You explain to me how we built the internet and computers without science
It feels like chastity shit is invading the femboy sphere and it's a fucking travesty. These tranny freaks need to be executed.
redditpaki melty
Science has a liberal bias, they cant stand it
It's crazy that some people name their daughter "Chastity"
أَبَانَا الذِي فِي السَّمَاوَاتِ،
لِيَتَقَدَّسَ اسْمُكَ
لِيَأْتِ مَلَكُوتُكَ
لِتَكُنْ مَشِيئَتُكَ فِي الأَرْضِ كَمَا السَّمَاءِ
اعْطِنَا خُبْزَنَا اليَوْمِيَّ
اعْفِنَا فِي مِمَّا عَلَيْنَا فَقَدْ أَعْفَيْنَا نَحْنُ أيَضاً مَنْ
لَنَا عَلَيْهِ
وَلاَ تُدْخِلْنَا فِي تَجْرِبَةٍ
لَكِنْ نَجِّنَا مِنَ الشِّرِّيرِ لأَنَّ لَكَ الْمُلْكَ وَالْقُوَّةَ وَالْمَجْدَ إِلَى الأَبَدِ
آمِين
Only devil worshippers believe in science. True God fearing Christians only believe that Jesus Christ controls everything.
It feels like chastity shit is invading the femboy sphere and it's a fucking travesty. These tranny freaks need to be executed.
a lot of modern day Spaniards have brown skin so obviously a lot of the colonizers in the 16th century and such also had brown skin
No it doesn't. Funding has a left-wing bias.
I'm right though?
How is that soy?
You explain to me how we built the internet and computers without science
All my homies browsed Anon Babble in March of 2020 and February of 2022
my mom molested me when i was 12 and i dont talk to her anymore
Oh, you like chastity cages? Put one on then, faggot.
Sorry to hear that
hot
Oh, you like chastity cages? Put one on then, faggot.
i ruined my mothers life
You just cut to the chase and just bang then leave?
got the marvin gaye on
Fun fact: the guy on the right is unironically in prison for multiple child porn charges (goshcel's future)
What if your wife told you she would only fuck you if you wore a cage on your dick and gave her the key what the fuck would you fucking do? thank you
Incest is only hot when it's other families
heckin love sciencerino
gay bbc cuck porn posting
Real schizopoo hours
Momberg gave birth to me without my consent. That was an act of violence. Every pain I suffer is a direct consequence of her unilateral decision to birth me.
i miss that fucking dog
nah go the sexo stuff on
youtube.com
history has a liberal bias
I'd divorce her immediately. I'd turn away, pack a bag, and leave. I'd never speak to her again.
I love women with big clits
implying I'm not locked right now
I consented on your behalf.
redditleaf is crashing out
WHY THE FUCK DOES BOCCHI HAVE BLOOD ON HER
need a cute redehead gf to suck my BID (big italian dick)
White girls are turning out for Cowboy Carter.
i ruined my mothers life
female bodybuilders
shut up with the gay shit
Remember on Christmas Eve when schizopoo was having a mega melty over spinny and started earlysharting the whole night? That was fun
love how she plays death grips and jpegmafia at her shows to scare the hoes
big clits
literally irl futas
Reality has an incel chud bias
I literally want a girlfriend that looks like this how about you thank you
so you don't want a gf
Why is it so hard to find this song on youtube or bitchute.
everybody STFU I'm watching my anime
im obviously not jason.
Guys I would appreciate if you kept the chatter to a reasonable level, I'm attempting to read through some of these new Japanese graphic novels and really must concentrate.
i'm kinda a Sneako fan
lets get it on
Rips ass so loud.
the years creep slowly by lorena
You're a brown pedo
I BEEN REALLY TRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYIINNN
tryin to hold back this feelin
for SOOOOO long
AND IF YOU
feel like I feel, baby
come on, come on, come on, WOO
The worst people came back to /cum/ after the shutdown
22
Fucking broke as shit
Only have 5200 dollars in savings
Drive a shitty beat up car that hardly works
Make only 18 an hour
Have to pay 300 dollars in rent
Live with my sister
I have to wait til January or February to try and get an apprenticeship
I legit feel like it's over most people my age are having fun and sex but I am sadly a autist who is obsessed with history and cars
sorry
still works THOUGH
muh history
Genuinely one of the biggest icks lol, you deserve to die alone.
Why so angry?
>muh history
Genuinely one of the biggest icks lol, you deserve to die alone.
lets get it on
OHHHHHHHHH BABY
LETS GET IT ON
Lets love baby
Lets get it ooonnnn
Saw her standing there by the gumball machine
knew she couldn't have been more than thirteen
I lured her to my car, with a chocolate candy bar
then she took off her training bra and said man free, yeah free
and I could tell it wouldn't be long before we were doing something kinky,
SINGING
I LOVE LITTLE GIRLS WHO HAVENT GONE THROUGH PUBEERTYYYYY
I LOVE LITTLE GIRLS CAUSE THERES NO CHANCE OF PREGNANCYYYYYY
22
$5200 in the bank
place to live
car
only pay $300 in rent
live with family so you don't have a schizoid roomie who will cut off your head in the night
already have plans to better yourself in less than a year
Literally shut the fuck up and stop complaining you are doing better than 98% of the 22 year olds out there right now. You are going to be just fine, stop worrying and enjoy being 22.
t. 35 year old boomer with $120k in savings 3 cars a house and no purpose in life who regrets wasting his 20s being a gud goy working hard for a """"career""""
$18/hr
only pay $300 in rent
you dont suffer
at work I saw 2 geese in the distance, one mostly in front of the other, so it looked like it was one animal with 4 legs, facing opposite directions, and one was pecking the ground, making it look like a tail, and the other goose like a head, i swore for a few seconds i saw some sort of wild dog or small coyote
Anon Babble is bottom of the barrel slop nowadays
so why the fuck don't you guys have a skinny white girlfriend with blue eyes
manga, desu-ne
I want a boyfriend more than I want a girlfriend. Girls are retarded and alien.
Just CRUSHED Ethnoguessr, all your phenotypes are perfectly observable to a chud like me
frick you man
No girl has ever flirted with me in my entire life. In fact I don't think I've ever had a conversation with a woman outside my family or work. I am a truecel.
I want a boyfriend more than I want a girlfriend
what's with the trend of gap toothed black guys telling me about finances
uh oh, redditpaki melty
one of my co-workers wears a zip up jacket that looks exactly what hes wearing in this picture
stop calling him redditpaki it's schizojeet or redditleaf this general has too many characters already i can't keep track of them all there's Binster and Ryan and Grayson and shit it's too much you're too extra you guys are extra
I'm gonna keep on dancin' at the pink pony club
why is islam the main religion in Israel and not Christianity?
He was an anti-imperialism hero.
There's no meaning to any of them. Paki is now an insult, because the leafjeets are trying to take the heat off of them.
Muslims be like
we were oppressed by Christian colonialism for centuries but don't look up how the Levant, Egypt, Anatolia, and North Africa stopped being 99% Christian.
We were talking the other day about money and girlfriendberg said in her funny little Russian accent "well when I'M rich and filthy"
I've been called all three of these names and I'm not the guy currently talking about christcucks you fucking schizophrenics need to fuck off already
you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain
paki was always an insult, i just think we need to be careful not to shy away from insulting indians too.
can pay off rent in 3 days
i suffer
shut your goofy ass up bitch
blue eyes in girls is so fucking hot
paki = poop
indians = poop
Same with Bangladeshis, Nepalis, Sri Lankans etc. Anyone who claims otherwise is themselves a jeet.
that guy posts about his apprenticeship bullshit every day at this point it’s like that costa rica or thailand or whatever the fuck flag that’s always asking which canadian city is best for someone that hates hockey. weird (You) farming retard i recommended filtration
spinny im in love with you :)
Redditleaf is a jew.
fernando asks about soccer too and I think he's sworn off that too. Wish he'd just fuck off already or get hit by a bus
preferably both
she ain't scribblin' with you anymore bro let it go
remember when little boys played with masculine toys like this? like this comment if you remember, subscribe if you hate indians.
arguing with Jason
you either do this for lulz or you are just as dumb as him, literally no other reasons to do so.
*subscribes*
getting bottomed out by chad as we speak
Here's a list of posters I remember:
Arido-American
Sinaloa
Sonoma coma
Manchester
Ale
Aliceposter
Montana
Pro-ukraine nova scotia
Gay nova Scotia
Zando
Jason
Brian
Terry
Deer garden guy
Alcoholic New Haven guy
Maple Ridge
Matthew Zazueta
Goshcel
Schizojeet
Redditpaki
Spinny
That half Asian mudshark girl whose name i can't remember
The faggot from new jersey
Sweden 1.0
Sweden 2.0 (sexual harasser)
Brazilian incel
FK
Nu-German
Iceland
"What state should I move to" Malaysian
Ratpedo
Why am I not on here?
We need a poo state solution to the india-pakistan issue
but Jason posted that
no, because I wasnt born 40 years ago
REAL niggas had bionicles
not named
good
Bionicle was for niggas born 35 years ago
Idk who you are
Also forgot mihai burcea
I am forgotten
ISIS = israel. always has been.
who cares who the pope is. what does the pope even do
You're racially jewish. You are genetically jewish. You have a jewish soul.
I would take 50 mihais over some of these newfag spammers
It's just fake religion shit
Me US Brazilian you forgot about me I am fucking Icelandic from Iceland
There are at least a couple distinctive Maryland posters too
Oh, yeah. Almost forgot the drug addict Canadian who works some sort of blue collar job
im black and blacks can be jewish
the toilberg guy?
There's the one who makes bread and then there's me. I moved to another state though
no schizopoo
I now remembering a psychopathic guy from Pennsylvania. But nothing is coming up for Maryland.
How can you forget urkel?
Canadian posters i recognize
Schizojeet
Redditleaf
effortleaf
Tinderleaf
toilberg leaf
pro ukraine leaf
anti ukraine leaf
He changes the meanings of verses to push whatever "current thing' they want to support. For Catholics, the pope is the middle man between Jesus and the rest of us.
For non-Catholics, he's the guy who covers up all the child molesters within the Catholic church, while hoarding untold amounts of wealth, and pushes globohomo/environmental propaganda onto us.
that was the Alberta guy I forget his name
Urkel's name is to be forever striken from the record because he left us for Twitter.
This is actually just 3 different posters
remember when everyone would try to make you use extraflags here? And other anons started getting mad and calling them reddit flags or nigger-rigged tripcodes?
Arbys
Tinderleaf
That's a frog. He lives in Quebec somewhere.
definitely possible. elaborate
schizojeet = anti ukraine leaf
redditleaf = pro ukraine leaf
the rest all might as well be one person
yeah that
Yall gotta admit that new Kanye song is catchy af
been stuck in my head all day
why does it seem like most girls are brown-eyed. like at my work most of the men have blue eyes, and most of the women have brown eyes, what causes this
The one where he says heil hitler?
imagine getting robbed by a black guy while wearing reps of gucci, rolex, and nike and when he finds out they're all fake he changes his mind about robbing you
You live in Brownada
the houthis are BASED
yeah
nigga heil hitler!!!
catchy as HELL
literally all of my coworkers are white
subhuman filth
on the terlit
Matthew Zazueta
just such grim fucking times
literally me
I guess nobody else remembered
why did the catholics cover for the kiddy diddlers? why couldn't they just out them
more like the goofies
And just shoots you so he never accidentally tries to mug you again
I've been on /cum/ since 2016 and I still don't have a nickname
Houthi and the blowfish
i dont even remember what this zazueta guy posted i just remember really hating him
Yep I'm the breadman.
we need to go back to 2016 /cum/
henceforth, you shall be
lil' bitch
it was all incoherent nonsense. something about a "devin"
like at least 3 of these are me
an ant just ran across my computer monitor
who are you
mentally ill vocaroos, his shitty music, photos of himself, posted his cock, posted the drugs he got from his dad's medical company, posted the outside of his apartment and got doxxed
Jews, Christians, Muslims, the School Boards, Boy/Girl Scouts, etc
They all coverup child rape. Wherever the children are, the rapists want to be, and the organizations want to save face.
also my 21st birthday
gonna buy a shit load of booze and tobacco
i got no idea how i'm gonna go about getting a woman to have sex with me but it gots to happen eventually
I don't even know what I would say if I met her.
AI face filter
You might not get what you expect